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25 Rejected Ideas From Grand Theft Auto IV

cracked.com — A game called Grand Theft Auto IV came out a couple of days ago (you can Google it). It took years to make and reportedly cost $100 million. We don't know what ideas came and went during development, but we're betting some of them were pretty retarded.

Who dugg this? Made popular May 1, 2008

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  • TheNorris, on 05/01/2008, -3/+67Can you turn the tank around 180 degrees and then shoot to move forward?
    Because THAT would be awesome.
  • mentallyinhell, on 05/01/2008, -3/+42Man, that segway makes you look like a pimp.
  • TonyKay, on 05/01/2008, -8/+40These are almost never funny.
  • hektur, on 05/02/2008, -3/+34Grand Theft what? Never heard of it.
  • Dchandaman, on 05/02/2008, -3/+33oh man the puppies were awesome
  • webbyman, on 05/02/2008, -3/+25Well that was a let down...
  • Kohaxx, on 05/02/2008, -1/+20The DDR one wasn't even funny.
  • amanilaenvelope, on 05/01/2008, -1/+20# 9 was way funnier than # 1.
  • ZeroIce, on 05/02/2008, -2/+12I die a little bit inside when I see anything GTA IV. My copy and PS3 like to freeze up when ever I start up. I want a patch.
  • vatd112, on 05/02/2008, -2/+12you would, wouldnt you, YOU nerd
  • lfernandez91, on 05/02/2008, -0/+9#1 sucked
  • sochee, on 05/02/2008, -4/+13retarded..
  • Wade, on 05/02/2008, -2/+9Is this game anything like Frogger?
  • jc7012, on 05/02/2008, -3/+9Psh, some two-bit game, it'll never catch on...but this Cane and Lynch game, I think we've got something here...
  • X9001, on 05/02/2008, -0/+5Grand Theft Auto, Traffic Jam
  • livewirelp, on 05/02/2008, -2/+7Couldn't you do a DDR-like mini-game in GTA:SA? I guess they didn't reject that idea.
  • Corrosionx, on 05/02/2008, -0/+4The #1 didn't make me lol at all.
  • RajDhillon, on 05/02/2008, -1/+4The segway one was the only good one.
  • ligyron, on 05/02/2008, -3/+6When will people start writing their own descriptions for articles they submit so we don't have to read the same paragraph over again
  • ashfaqrasul, on 05/02/2008, -1/+4Well, that was a bit *****. About 2 of them were mildly amusing.
  • lektroluv, on 05/02/2008, -0/+3Do we really need any more GTA IV articles? Those who care are locked in their rooms playing it anyway.
  • inactive, on 05/02/2008, -1/+3oh wow yet another unfunny article by cracked.com related to GTA VI. What are they at now? 6 this week?
  • inactive, on 05/02/2008, -1/+3#25: Niko hijacks a plane and crashes into the tallest building in Vice city's main financial district. It is soon realized that Niko was funded and under the training and protection of the CIA.
  • fakeplasticsnow, on 05/02/2008, -0/+2That was all pretty lame. Can any story with GTA 4 make the front page now? I love the game, but seriously, some of these articles are terrible.
  • Chirp08, on 05/02/2008, -0/+2They should add that in there just to ***** with Jack Thompson. "Murder, drunk drive, traffic drugs, and cause massive collateral damage, but you can also avoid all that and spread literacy"
  • Peepsalot, on 05/02/2008, -1/+3There were a couple that made me mildly grin. Not very funny overall. The photoshops were not even done very well. It's like a poor man's Photoshop Phriday
  • AndrewDB, on 05/02/2008, -0/+2Cracked jumping on the GTA 4 bandwagon, gee... who'd of thunk it.
    Cracked making the front page with yet another ***** story.. who'd of thunk that too?

    ***** cracked and their auto diggs.
  • fivex, on 05/02/2008, -0/+1come to think of it, i sometimes cross the street just for kicks in GTA4 and hold up traffic... start fights... like a minigame. Now you've said it... OMG R* made next gen Frogger!
  • suspid, on 05/02/2008, -0/+1This is so very meh that I'm disgusted
  • jontalisman, on 05/02/2008, -0/+1Sweet.
  • suspid, on 05/02/2008, -0/+1Gosh, you made a funny.
  • robthom, on 05/02/2008, -1/+2Buried.
  • FozzDog, on 05/02/2008, -1/+2hahaha yes, there was a lot better ones than #1 on that list though
  • kocurejd, on 05/02/2008, -0/+1Grand Theft Walrus (ala "The Simpsons") would be fantastic!
  • Misinformant, on 05/02/2008, -8/+9Cracked's fake lists are retarded.
  • robthom, on 05/02/2008, -0/+1Well played sir.
  • Slayerdude51982, on 05/02/2008, -0/+1I went into saw the list and I didn't even chuckle. Then I realized it was cracked and said "ooooohhhhh thats why". *sigh* another ***** cracked article making front page.
  • ImpoliteAndEvil, on 04/06/2009, -1/+2Ouch! And I thought waiting for my 360 to get back from the repair center was rough! =/
  • KingGorilla, on 05/02/2008, -0/+1What's wrong with #25????
  • goodposter, on 05/02/2008, -0/+1shut the fu up
  • Chirp08, on 05/02/2008, -0/+1Which is exactly why it shouldn't be even in the top 10 on that list imo
  • thesupergeek, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1This is what am talkin bout bitches!
  • suspid, on 05/02/2008, -0/+1I want what he's smoking
  • Sh0rtcake, on 05/02/2008, -0/+1i liked the spork cheat, the segway idea, and the puppy grenades. the yoga crisis was funny too. a guilt meter would have been really, REALLY annoying. i think there's already enough going on in the game. oh rockstar-- how you've ruined our lives....
  • fxu1989, on 05/02/2008, -0/+1I chuckled at a few, but none of them really made me laugh.
  • Chirp08, on 05/02/2008, -0/+125 Images, 56k, percentage of internet using broadband. Look it up.
  • ligyron, on 05/02/2008, -2/+2Girl Theft Auto (#8) was the only one I actually laughed out loud at
  • masredfer, on 05/20/2008, -0/+0cool
  • striker1211, on 05/02/2008, -1/+1Yeah, and use the dodo code to fly it into the tops of the buildings and get to the underverse?
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