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25 Reasons Drunk Dudes Should Stay Away From Females

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  • dylanbathurst, on 12/13/2007, -1/+94Pfewwww. None of them are me. Just had to check.
  • turnthepage, on 12/13/2007, -6/+82akwarrrrd
  • paintpro, on 12/13/2007, -15/+2I hope the dog urinated on the guy in his cage. First you make him eat crappy dog food AND you steal his bed? WTF!
    I am officially alerting PETA.
  • sajnikanth, on 12/13/2007, -7/+144A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
    The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!"
    "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush,something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls." With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says..........

    "You idiot!" "You're sitting on the mop bucket!!!!
    • popothebright, on 12/13/2007, -4/+20Thank you for making my evening. God that's stupid. And funny
    • novemberdream07, on 12/13/2007, -2/+1makes me think of this guy in college who was wasted and needed to piss. so he goes to what he thinks is the bathroom pisses. so he goes to flush only to find that he's turned the door knob to his friends room and he was pissing on a door the whole time.
    • mikeazorin, on 12/14/2007, -0/+2he flushed sitting down?
  • ruddy, on 12/13/2007, -1/+17the photo gallery:
    http://jezebel.com/photogallery/drunkdudes07/
  • GoldenPearl, on 12/13/2007, -13/+0All time record for the digg effect?
  • kyred, on 12/13/2007, -8/+1Uh, well, when I am drunk I cannot be sure the female is female and for sure I can't judge whether she might have aids or not
  • Anub1s, on 12/13/2007, -7/+2Isn't this like the 4th time this very article has made front page?
  • schnikies79, on 12/13/2007, -1/+5I've had a few pics from my fraternity days end up on the net, luckily none were too bad.

    Can't say I've ever had a smiley shaved on my ass.
  • killq, on 12/13/2007, -2/+71The title makes no sense. It must have been written by a chick.
    • KMye, on 12/13/2007, -1/+5Agreed. The vast majority, if not the entirety of these examples were not carried out by females.
    • MrFisty, on 12/13/2007, -1/+1Sometimes you just need a warm, moist place to fall asleep.
  • dantidote, on 12/13/2007, -9/+1'shopped.
  • Import98, on 12/13/2007, -2/+40I don't see what females have to do with these. About 75% of the pictures looks to be of those of homosexuals, most of them are up and conscious.
    • mal1964, on 12/13/2007, -0/+1025 Reasons Drunk Dudes Should Stay Away From Females,,, Front page
      25 Reasons Drunk Dudes Should Stay Away From homosexuals,,, Buried
  • thesandreckoner, on 12/13/2007, -2/+8the one with the saran wrap reminded me of a story.
    i used to work at walmart (big whup), as an unloader. on my last day, which was in december, a bunch of the other unloaders decided it would be fun to wrap me up in shrinkwrap and shove me off the docking bay into a snowbank. shrinkwrap doesnt allow airflow, or breathe, and i was all sweaty from the unloading, so when some good samaritans exiting hmv finally cut me free, i nearly froze.
    • x241a7b, on 12/13/2007, -3/+3Wow, that sounds like it sucked. ...I can understand why that was your last day.
      • thesandreckoner, on 12/13/2007, -2/+5actually it was wicked fun. everyone always is going on about the people at walmart, but as far as i know, the people who work in the back of the store include some of the most intellegent, funny and interesting people around.
        also, on the shifts where we finished early and still had like 2 hours of nothing, the night manager would try to get us to clean and stuff but we would just play football, using the entire store.
        i miss those guys.
        • TjLAXattack, on 12/13/2007, -2/+2most intelligent, funny and interesting people around [Walmart]
          j/k, no one insulted your intelligence, so why'd you feel you had to defend it?
  • Richandler, on 12/13/2007, -0/+5This was pretty lame and stupid until they had the couch on the shelves.
  • thailand1972, on 12/13/2007, -3/+47These photos are OLD. This is like Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Drunkeness!!

    So let's see - the Daily Mail showed photos of drunken women and then jezebel.com wanted to "even the score" by showing drunken guys and invited their readers to send in photos. What happened? Nobody sent any, so they opened that old email with loads of funny drunken photos from 1998, and simply posted those instead. Sad!
    • TheJokerV, on 12/13/2007, -2/+4does anyone have the link to the daily mail article?
      • thailand1972, on 12/13/2007, -0/+3Click on the article you're commenting on.
  • Dylson, on 12/13/2007, -4/+9WHATZ DA OFFISER PROBLEM?
    • thailand1972, on 12/13/2007, -4/+2I didn't touch a *****, dropstable!
  • pgup, on 12/13/2007, -4/+226. Beer goggles
  • SemiSarcastic, on 12/13/2007, -4/+0*looks at the second photo* Did the police run out of chalk or something?
  • kriminalintent, on 12/13/2007, -2/+1Because thats how kids are made.
  • dukenuk3m, on 12/13/2007, -0/+8soooo where's the drunk CHICKS?
    Right here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/new ...
  • Felix57, on 12/13/2007, -4/+2the couch on the ikea book case is shopped
  • ieataquacrayons, on 12/13/2007, -1/+1Funny cause it's true!
  • MsGo, on 12/13/2007, -5/+0Those guys aren't drunk, they're recently dispatched zombies, the kids decided to have fun with.
  • spider418, on 12/13/2007, -1/+1wait... Did they WAX that smiley on!? Uhm... that is way more gay than the drunk guy in the pic!
  • Amadeus2490, on 12/13/2007, -5/+1It's kinda messed up that 99% of these had strong homosexual overtones; they say that alcohol is like truth serum.

    I actually turn heterosexual when drunk.
    • xtc46, on 12/13/2007, -1/+5I know a few gay guys like that. They start hitting on the girls, and I get mad becasue I like hanging with gay guys since they draw in the girls but don't hook up with them. Girls buy into the gay guys becasue they think they are harmless, then bam...dick in the butt.
      • Amadeus2490, on 12/13/2007, -3/+1lol Actually i'm not gay, either. That's the thing.
  • cnot3, on 12/13/2007, -0/+3Why should drunk guys stay away from women? Cuz they're not as hot as you think, and you're not as cool as you think.
  • tightscrummy, on 12/13/2007, -1/+1Wow, it's hard to believe that people were able to get that many photos of drunk, homoerotic frat boys.
  • chubbybubba, on 12/13/2007, -2/+1It's times like those when you have to re-evalute your friends.
    • Zipko, on 12/13/2007, -1/+2If they weren't your friends they would have just called the cops on your drunk ass. Only a true friend would be dedicated to wrap you in tin foil after you pass out.

      This gives me new motivation; next time one of my buddies passes out I'm defiantly laying them out on the floor and doing the beer bottle outline.
  • hell0dave, on 12/13/2007, -6/+0akwarrrrd...
  • KingBunny, on 12/13/2007, -1/+325 what? where? huh? Oh, 25 lying fake headlines? But there's only ONE lying fake headline! It's a trick!
  • noPCtoday, on 12/13/2007, -3/+2is that a guy? look like a girl to me...
    http://jezebel.com/photogallery/drunkdudes07/10003 ...
    • drastik21, on 12/13/2007, -0/+1who cares, no matter what that's a pretty gross boobie
  • residentskitz, on 12/13/2007, -1/+1this reminds me of the dave chappelle stand up "for what its worth" where he's talking about how white people do this stuff to each other when they're passed out, and nobody would do that to a black guy.
    "Frank fell asleep so we like, stuck a carrot in his ass."

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRpYoTX6ACs
  • skyfire1, on 12/13/2007, -1/+2The couch one is fake.
  • greenriver572, on 12/13/2007, -0/+8more like 25 reasons drunk dudes should stay away from their drunk friends.
    • sushicombo, on 12/13/2007, -0/+1That was going to be my sentiment exactly. Just makes me think of all the drunk ***** friends who took pictures of their poor lightweight friend, humiliated on the floor.

      ...not that that ever happened to me.


      =-(
  • grenden, on 12/13/2007, -4/+5I think a couple of them may be dead. Like the guy on the steps--if the step broke when he faceplanted, that's a hell of an impact to wake up from; and the guy covered in flour/biscuit powder--if any got in his mouth, it probably quickly became paste glued his mouth shut. Which = no air going in. Same thing with his nose. Remember, pranks are funny until someone winds up dead. (sorry to be such a mood killer, but I'm an EMT, I've actually seen ***** go from really funny to really ***** bad, really fast.)
    • Killwize, on 12/13/2007, -3/+4STFU
      • grenden, on 12/14/2007, -0/+1Or else what? There's a comment section for a reason...so everyone can say what's on their mind anonymously over the internet without fear of reprisal or physical injury. lol So you STFU. Or else.
  • iheartjebus, on 12/13/2007, -0/+2and again, the drunken dudes make the drunken chicks look like ***** lightweights. I'd like to make a toast to all the dudes here...we rock!
  • iheartjebus, on 12/13/2007, -1/+1although, after seeing all of them...most of them are pretty tame. If someone was prudent they could have pictures of me that mimic more than half of those.
  • domness, on 12/13/2007, -0/+1Nothing to do with Females.. But dugg this with the comedy value of some of the pictures :D
    • Kommandomom, on 12/13/2007, -0/+0I agree most females I know would not have left the bar with any of those guys
  • Hermiod, on 12/13/2007, -4/+2And yet more anti-male sexist crap on Digg. What the hell is going on today ?
  • hollygolitely, on 12/13/2007, -2/+1stuffonmydude.com
  • triskele, on 12/13/2007, -0/+2Wish I had pictures, but the worst thing we did when I was in college when my roommate was passed out on the couch was cover him in old newspaper and duct tape him to the couch. When he woke up screaming, Public Safety walked in, honked his nose Mr. Miyagi style, and walked out.
  • Risk1600, on 12/13/2007, -1/+2You should see the drunk people in my server room
    • drastik21, on 12/13/2007, -2/+1It might be just me but where I work at, we normally try to keep drunk morons away from our server rooms.
  • Kommandomom, on 12/13/2007, -0/+0New meaning to the word BUTWIPE*********
  • theexit, on 12/13/2007, -0/+1Hahaha, dugg for the dude putting the jumper cables on his *****. Insane!
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