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20 Creative Ways to Get Fired From Your Day-Job
badoozie.com — There are many bosses out there that make it their utmost priority to make your life a living a hell for absolutely no reason at all. I have heard many, many stories of a-hole bosses that have no consideration or respect for their employees...
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- Masternajee, on 07/07/2008, -4/+6Number one sounds like a terrific idea-although depending on the booss might not get you fired. It will get a raise though.
- PabloMac, on 07/07/2008, -0/+2I see what you did there.
- damnfunny1, on 07/07/2008, -9/+4I like this one pretty nice article got a little kick out of it.
- thesupergeek, on 07/07/2008, -8/+3lol i got a kick out of it as well :) a kick right up the bottom
- Sunflare670, on 07/07/2008, -13/+5"insert witty number 21 comment here"
- Kanuhduh, on 07/07/2008, -2/+20Surfing Digg at work is much more efficient.
- PotenC, on 07/07/2008, -6/+01
- hagfish70, on 07/07/2008, -4/+321998 called. They want their spam email turned article back.
- notthatnoise, on 07/07/2008, -2/+3for those of us that were 8 in 1998 and didn't get to see this, this was pretty funny.
- hagfish70, on 07/07/2008, -1/+1You couldn't read at 8? Damn, that's sad.
- ruddy, on 07/07/2008, -0/+1aaaactually, it really wasn't that funny... besides the comic in the header
- notthatnoise, on 07/07/2008, -0/+2no, i didn't have e-mail when i was 8. you see back then this whole internet thing was still pretty new
- notthatnoise, on 07/07/2008, -2/+3for those of us that were 8 in 1998 and didn't get to see this, this was pretty funny.
- projectI, on 07/07/2008, -0/+44more like 20 ways to get arrested for sexual harassment
- PabloMac, on 07/07/2008, -0/+2More like read to #3, close the browser tab and bury the Digg submission.
Well, post a lame comment or two, then bury it.
- PabloMac, on 07/07/2008, -0/+2More like read to #3, close the browser tab and bury the Digg submission.
- asdfva, on 07/07/2008, -3/+19buried for not being creative at all, and looking more like a list that was created in less than 5 mins.
- duewydo, on 07/07/2008, -2/+32The Site is slow/ down, here is the list, sorry for the spam.
1: Setup a swinger’s party then invite your boss and his wife over for dinner
2: Turn up to work without any pants on and ask your boss for bathroom directions
3: When your boss asks you to do something, just say to them, “Isn’t that your job?”
4: Set up a fight club in the middle of the office and ask your boss to join in
5: Take a couple of live chickens into work and let them loose in the office
6: Teach a parrot how to say your boss is a *****-sucker and give it to your boss
7: Take some weed into work and light up in the middle of the office
8: Have sex with your boss’s wife and put pictures of it up in the office
9: Walk into your bosses office and start getting yourself off
10: Paint your name in big bold writing all over your bosses car
11: Tell your boss you know he stole your wallet and you want it back
12: Tell your boss that you are going on holiday and forget to come back
13: Just start punching everybody you see in the office including your boss
14: If your boss is a guy and you’re a guy, take a picture of your penis and give it to him
15: Ask your boss if they would like to buy any heroin off you because you have some spare
16: Continue to call your bosses mother a milf on a day to day basis
17: When your boss asks to see what you have done today, just show them porn
18: Take in a calf’s leg and tell your boss that you’re eating an old English guy you met outside
19: Offer to buy your boss a drink everyday and keep putting laxatives in it
20: Email everybody in your office, including your boss that you caught your boss shagging sheep - c4sh, on 07/07/2008, -2/+21#21: Read articles like this at work.
*Check* - AppleGeek, on 07/07/2008, -0/+5eh . . .
- seanmx, on 07/07/2008, -2/+6#21: Bring a gun to work....trust me, that'll do the trick.
- DillonHinson, on 07/07/2008, -0/+2Haha! That should be it's own article.....Creative Ways to Land a Spot in Jail.
- clutchdude, on 07/07/2008, -0/+1LOL! I knew a guy who did that! Walked into his work with a shotgun, his blanket and no shirt. We saw him on his way to work. Of course, he came back soon afterward. Luckily, no one was hurt. This was back in 1980. He would have been arrested nowadays.
- PabloMac, on 07/07/2008, -0/+2Please share the details of how you know for sure.
- DynamiteMonkey, on 07/07/2008, -1/+8This is the part where someone leaves a RE: FW: FW: FW: RE: FW: LOLOL comment
- krekc, on 07/07/2008, -1/+33Uh why is this being dugg let alone on the front page. The list is unfunny as unfunny can be.
- SirTheGuy, on 07/07/2008, -4/+2110 diggs and the site's down; mirror?
- Osirus1156, on 07/07/2008, -0/+5Uh...5 posts above you?
- deadheadmon, on 07/07/2008, -4/+2legit funny. oh the brits
- frostyausty, on 07/07/2008, -1/+9if by creative, you mean illegal ..
- hpharty, on 07/07/2008, -1/+8Buried for being total garbage.
- Shiva11, on 07/07/2008, -1/+6I already do half of these, and I still have a job
O.. Wait i work construction- dramey, on 07/07/2008, -0/+5I was thinking the same thing. I even had a "boss" call the cops on me once, but he didn't fire me.
- diggster7, on 07/07/2008, -7/+1That was a funny article. Several are similar, but otherwise it was a funny read.
- nohero, on 07/07/2008, -2/+1If it's not working, then refresh... it appears there was a database error, but it's back up now ~_~
- Albear89, on 07/07/2008, -1/+6Is there such thing as spare Heroin? I've never had any =p
- tykwondingo, on 07/07/2008, -0/+9Buried: Outlandish garbage.
- penkwin, on 07/07/2008, -0/+8Stupid.
- MasterThief117, on 07/07/2008, -1/+3It seems like the server did some of these and got fired.
- DillonHinson, on 07/07/2008, -1/+2Ha...good one ;)
- penguinofspades, on 07/07/2008, -0/+7none of those are really very creative, but its a great list if you wanna be investigated
- aaronisreal, on 07/07/2008, -0/+6Buried for being the least-clever "funny" list I've ever seen.
- Vanor, on 07/07/2008, -1/+5Nah, I got one, a friend of mine was working at Books a Million. He didn't care much for the place and the management didn't seem to care much for him. So on his last day he figured he was either gonna get himself fired or quit. When he had to go to the intercom and annouce that the new Harry Potter book got delayed, this is how it came out:
/Nathan Explosion voice: "ATTENTION MUGGLES! THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK HAS BEEN DELAYED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE....GOD THAT'S BRUTAL." - kingv, on 07/07/2008, -1/+3booo! lack of creativity.
- antdude, on 07/07/2008, -1/+1Let's see you do better then.
- WoodsDog, on 07/07/2008, -1/+0absolutely stupid...i'm sorry i wasted a click and 2 minutes on it
- SirTheGuy, on 07/07/2008, -0/+2Didn't see it when I posted.
- lothar250, on 07/07/2008, -0/+621: arrive late and leave early
22: go to work in a funny costume and ask if it isn't halloween yet
23: piss in your bosses coffee
that was about just as funny as the main article- JoeFelice, on 07/07/2008, -1/+124: Tell your boss he's stupid.
25: Tell your co-workers your boss is stupid.
26: Hit your boss with a stick.
Ten bucks this "humor" was written by a kid too young to have a job.
- JoeFelice, on 07/07/2008, -1/+124: Tell your boss he's stupid.
- Pittance, on 07/07/2008, -0/+4These all suck.
- DillonHinson, on 07/07/2008, -1/+2#3 and #8 are the best. 3 will get you fired on the spot...8 will get you fired on the spot AND beat up.
- Jonh, on 07/07/2008, -1/+1Badoozie ? Two articles on the front page right now, and they both suck. Lame.
- Ravenlark, on 07/07/2008, -1/+014 idiotic ways to get fired, and 6 even more idiotic ways to get yourself thrown in jail.
- ericlander, on 07/07/2008, -1/+1Worst front page article ever. Can I have three minutes of my life back now please?
- notman, on 07/07/2008, -1/+2I wrote "Merry Christmas Mr Grinch" on the bottom of the owners Christmas card... I was fired about 2 hours later :/
- byrdgang, on 07/07/2008, -0/+2Given the right jokes, this kind of an article could be hilarious. Too bad badoozie doesn't get this.
- pudds, on 07/07/2008, -0/+2Not creative, and not funny.
- ruddy, on 07/07/2008, -1/+1if by Creative you mean gay, then yes, very creative
- Andrwmorph, on 07/07/2008, -0/+2Not really too creative...
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