JIZZ IS EVERYWHERE
A Hotel Cleaning Staff Spills To Nikki Glaser About How Disgusting Hotel Rooms Are
Hotel rooms are for gross, dirty sex. We know that. But they're clean by the time you get to them, right? Right...?
CHEAP HEAT = HEAT YOU GET FROM EASY WAY
The Iron Sheik's Take On The Hulk Hogan/Gawker Trial Is The Only Take That Matters
THE GAWKER YOU DUMB NO GOOD SON OF A BITCH YOU GET THE CHEAP HEAT YOU DON'T RESPECT THE PRIVACY YOU HAVE NO CLASS YOU TRY TO BURY THE PEOPLE FROM THE CHEAP HEAT. YOU ARE NOT THE REAL YOU ARE THE JABRONI OF THE EARTH.
'HE'S LIKE A HUMAN EEL'
'The Daily Show' Bids Sleepy Ben Carson A Farewell
The best shot of going "black-to-black" in the White House has just dropped out of the race and Trevor Noah has something to say about it.
PRESIDENT TRUMPALUMP HAS A NICE RING
Casually Explaining The Unexplainable: Trump
Is Donald Trump the most relatable human you've ever heard of? No? Think about it again. Trumaprino truly is the everyman.
WOW, KETCHOWNED
This Is Not The Proper Use Of A Ketchup Bottle
ClickHole got their hands on a ketchup bottle. You won't believe what happened next, but it'll surprise and amaze you.
THE RETURN OF THE DICK FLEX FLIP
Wrestler's Dick Is Stronger Than 11 Of His Opponents
Those fools. Didn't the first guy know what he was getting into when he grabbed Joey Ryan's dick? And didn't the second guy know what he was getting into when he grabbed the first guy's dick? And didn't the third...
STUFF YOU SHOULD KNOW
Don't Know What Special Districts Are? John Oliver Explains How They're Like 'Ghost Governments'
Special districts spend more public money than all city governments combined. That's odd considering most of us don't know they exist.
RACISTS
Who Supports Donald Trump? 'SNL' Has The Answer
With Trump continuing to win big in primaries around the nation, you might be wondering who exactly is voting for the guy. "SNL" has it all figured out.
TIGERS FOREVER?
Jonah Hill Is A Pathetic Loser On The Bizarro Version Of 'Friday Night Lights'
It's not about whether he won or lost. It's about whether the other guy let him win to make him feel better.
'YOU'RE GONNA SEE SOME SERIOUS SH*T'
Some Guy Put Kylo Ren In A Bunch Of Movies — And It Works
Your favorite classics like "Back to the Future" and "Pulp Fiction" just got better.
'WHAT THE F*CK, KEVIN?'
If The Boston Robotics Bot Could Talk, He’d Be F*cking Pissed
Seriously — bite his shiny metal ass, meatbags.
HOT HOT HOT
Priyanka Chopra And Jimmy Fallon Have A Wing-Eating Contest
And guess what? They couldn't handle it because they were atomic.
HE SAYS IT'S YOOGE
Donald Trump Brought Up His Dick Size Mid-Debate
Ah, the American political debate. It's a forum for policy makers to talk about their ideas, philosophies, voting records and apparently dick sizes, too.
THIS IS FLIPPIN' GREAT
There Is Zero Cursing In This Supercut Of Fake Swear Words In Movies
Sometimes substitute swear words can be even better than the real ones. And if you disagree you can go feck off, you cotton-headed ninnymuggins.
FEATURING DJ GRAVID DOHL
The Foo Fighters Aren't Breaking Up — Unless Dave Grohl Leaves Them To Pursue EDM
The Foo Fighters squash the rumors that they're taking a break with one long sketch that ends with, "For the millionth time, we're not breaking up. And nobody's going fucking solo!"
THE GRITTY REBOOT 'FULL HOUSE' DESERVES
The Dads Of 'Full House' Play Good Cop, Bad Cop, Impression Cop With Colbert
No one can stand up to a brutal interrogation from Scooby Doo.
WE CAN'T WE'RE AT WORK
Jennifer Garner Casually Reads 'Go The Fuck To Sleep' By The Pool
This is great and everything, but we would like to see the pictures please.
YOU CAN STILL TWEET, DARREN
A Reminder That Being A Sports Analyst Doesn't Mean You Can Play Sports
Noted ESPN Analyst Darren Rovell squared off against the Knicks' rookie sensation Kristaps Porzingis, and his defensive technique is just a god damn mess.
GET THAT PEN AWAY FROM THAT SHIRT!!!
A Bunch Of Photos Designed To Make You Extremely Anxious
Photographer Aaron Tilley and art director Kyle Bean were asked to create a supporting series of visuals that would aptly express a feeling of expectant and disquieting dread.
HE'S SEEN IT ALL
No One Stands A Chance Against This Japanese Grandpa In A 'Try Not To Laugh' Contest
In this very funny Japanese game, two people face off in trying to make each other laugh. No one stands a chance against this Japanese grandpa, especially when he gets to making his faces.
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