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Top 10 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes

mrsockmonkey.com — Tara Reid: "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist."

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  • bightchee, on 11/04/2007, -0/+54A geologist?
    • kickinazz, on 10/19/2007, -0/+3http://duggmirror.com/celebrity/Top_10_Dumbest_Cel ...
    • MagicCake, on 10/30/2007, -1/+3Exactly! Yeah, she got the quote wrong, but "rock scientist" is a valid profession, so I give her a pass on that one.
    • sofaKing812, on 11/04/2007, -0/+11Just so it is up top:
      Tara Reid
      Quote: "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist."
      Brooke Shields
      Quote: "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life"
      Dan Quayle
      Quote: "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. BUt we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
      Jessica Simpson
      Quote: "I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me."
      George Bush
      Quote: "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them"
      Arnold Shwarzenegger
      Quote: "I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"
      Ivana Trump
      Quote: "Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything."
      Christina Aguilera
      Quote: "So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
      Christina Aguilera
      Quote: "So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
      Linda Evangelista
      Quote: "It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a school teacher."
  • ghaltmann, on 10/20/2007, -34/+12Arnold Shwarzenegger
    Quote: "I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"

    This would only be considered a stupid quote by stupid people. You can clearly see he's referring to the definition of "gay" meaning happy.

    But all you people just assume he's referring to homosexuality which just shows how twisted this word has become. I doubt many people born after 1990 even know that Gay originally meant "happy".
    • MikeOSX, on 10/19/2007, -2/+21Sorry, but do you really think Ahnold is clever enough to use a play on words like that? It is pretty clear that he meant to say "I think marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman", but slipped and included "gay" in the sentence.
    • tehpwnrate, on 10/20/2007, -0/+9I'm a fan of the Governator, but come on. That was a pretty damn funny blunder.
      • card51short, on 10/20/2007, -6/+2you're a fan of ahnold? wow...first i ever met
        • chocolatespoon, on 10/20/2007, -0/+2Well, now ya know two of em, BABY!
    • DAaaMan64, on 10/20/2007, -0/+2Really thats just a word slip. Doable for any human.
      • Onion575, on 10/20/2007, -0/+3As funny as it is, the other quotes were simply more idiotic...
  • MikeonTV, on 10/21/2007, -1/+45The word 'dumbest' is redundant in this context.
    • Bromskloss, on 11/04/2007, -2/+4I know, I know, cause it already says "top" in the beginning. Right?
    • Crisender111, on 10/19/2007, -1/+1Tautology
    • ellecon, on 10/20/2007, -0/+1Well, when your success is based almost entirely on your looks and/or connections, what else can be expected? I've met a few simpleton celebs in real life, and it isn't an act. It's embarrassing to talk to them.
  • skewl, on 10/27/2007, -11/+79This one would be funny if it weren't so hurtful:
    "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey
  • HunterTV, on 10/19/2007, -1/+2These are some inspirational quotes.
    I'd quote which ones I like the best, but they're already quoted.
    /brainout
    • hellokittyownsu, on 10/20/2007, -0/+1I'd like to respond to some of the quote makers,
      To Ivana Trump
      Except an intelligent statement.

      To Linda Evangelista
      He made you stupid also.

      To Tara Reid
      Well now you do.

      To Jessica Simpson
      You're just a ***** dumbass.

      To George Bush
      I agree with your second personality.
  • AccuraCast, on 10/22/2007, -3/+24From the horse's mouth.... George Bush admits he's Schizophrenic :: "George Bush Quote: 'I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them'"
    • sensoukami, on 10/20/2007, -0/+2I usually don't agree with any/either/both of his opinions...when he has them.
    • card51short, on 10/19/2007, -2/+1I never agree with him.
      Sorry even as a skitzo I have enough smarts about me to know bush is a liar.
    • mrurc, on 10/19/2007, -0/+2I think you mean he admits that he has multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenics do not have multiple personalities.
      • SharkyTech, on 10/20/2007, -0/+1Yeah, but he did claim once that god told him to go invade Iraq...
    • AQUANETA, on 10/19/2007, -0/+1it was old george bush
  • ADIDAS247, on 10/22/2007, -2/+15Man, those super-successful multi-millionaires are so dumb, sucks to be them
    • tehpwnrate, on 10/20/2007, -0/+4Money =/= happy

      Then again, they do say ignorance is bliss. I don't buy it, though.
      • xtc46, on 10/19/2007, -0/+5I dont know about that. Im not nearly as happy when im broke as when I have lots of money.
        • norman619, on 10/20/2007, -0/+3Yup. Money is just a tool to take care of your financial needs. I find that most of my woes are financial so....
    • sensoukami, on 10/19/2007, -0/+1nicely said! Much as I hate annoying stupid celebrities, they seem to have a lot more script than poor old me...
    • card51short, on 10/19/2007, -0/+2yeah and that's all that matters...so what if they are retarded...they can buy big diamonds...oooo!
    • DaManDOH, on 10/20/2007, -0/+4Success, fame, fortune, and intelligence are four independent variables. Just because you're a millionaire president of a democratic nation doesn't mean you're smart. And just because you're a blond bombshell with little dignity and even less talent doesn't mean you're successful. Luck, legacy, and nepotism could have a lot to do with those people getting to where they are.
  • sfpfc, on 11/04/2007, -1/+79I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the US should help the US, er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children.
    • norman619, on 10/20/2007, -0/+6A stunning example.
    • mypreciousss, on 10/19/2007, -0/+1http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/14/some-peop ...
    • floridiot2, on 10/22/2007, -2/+5What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
      • flashfox, on 10/21/2007, -1/+2wow so the thousands of people watching that on tv and youtube are dumber now?Incredible!
      • asdfuiop, on 10/22/2007, -1/+3I just watched that last night coincidentally
        "WHERE'S MY SNACK PACK!?!?!"
      • kingvik, on 10/22/2007, -1/+3Billy Madison FTW
    • jimmy72, on 10/19/2007, -0/+2I don't have enough breadcrumbs to get home.
    • masterm1nd, on 10/19/2007, -0/+1Quick, get this man a job at MTV! Seriously, didn't MTV hire her right after that?
  • MasterThief117, on 10/22/2007, -6/+6It is funny, because how many times have we said something so blatantly stupid? I've said something stupid many times before, and so has everyone else here. What makes it different when a celebrity says something stupid?
    • Sabarok, on 10/21/2007, -1/+3the difference is how many people hear about it. youtube is for when ordinary people do stupid things
    • SpectralSounds, on 10/23/2007, -1/+8What makes it different? The teeming masses of idiots that fawn over everything they say. Look at all those entertainment magazines. People actually read that *****. People actually BUY that *****. I havent noticed it so much lately, but I remember overhearing about the whole Brad and Jen thing about a billion times from people who actually seemed like they were really emotionally involved in what was going on in these peoples lives.

      Lots of stupid people idolize celebrities. Its the people that dont realize the celebrities are just normal human beings that make this kinda ***** funny.
    • coleki, on 11/04/2007, -2/+7one of them is RUNNING YOUR NATION
    • sensoukami, on 10/21/2007, -0/+4Yeah, I hear you, but man, even on my worst days I don't say stuff as blatantly stupid as some of that *****. Having said that, perhaps it's tongue tiedness (sp?) from the interview...
    • DaManDOH, on 10/19/2007, -0/+1Difference? When celebrities/politicians say stupid things, those things get published. They *know* the stupid things will get published. Kinda makes one wonder why they don't think about what they say before they say it...

      On the flip-side, how often are the intelligent, insightful, humorous, or otherwise socially valuable statements of non-public actors brought to the attention of the mainstream media?
    • coustoe, on 10/19/2007, -1/+3I often find I say stupid things in the presence of a hot girl.
    • geekfrom99, on 10/19/2007, -0/+2when i was reading about water-cooled computer cases i thought about how cool it would be if cars had water-cooling...
      whoops
    • norman619, on 10/19/2007, -0/+2Many of themfeel they are qualified to tell us how we should live our lives. When they say incredibly stupid things like these it should remind you they are just stupid people. Hell, most of them don't even have anything more than a high school education.
    • mrsockmonkey, on 10/22/2007, -0/+0Because they make more in a week than I'll probablye ver make in my lifetime.
  • lok3n, on 10/22/2007, -1/+12And yet people still buy crap like US Weekly, InTouch, and People. We should take all that money and pay celebrities not to speak.
  • nventit2, on 10/19/2007, -0/+2This is a fun list, because we all say things off-the-cuff and sometimes what is said misses the mark and makes a mess out of things. Actors and multi-millionaires are people, too.
    • card51short, on 10/20/2007, -0/+4i've never said anything remotely close to the idiocy these quotes exhibit through my whole life. And i'm just a normal guy.
      • Scrappy1850, on 10/19/2007, -0/+1Never? Really?! I'm glad I don't have to hold myself to as high a standard as you. Maybe it's because you only type and you get to proof read and use spell check before you send stuff out to the world. Go out and converse with people and laugh when you get tongue tied, pompous ass.
  • mypreciousss, on 10/22/2007, -1/+3I saw some of these on VH1.. the one that cracks me up every time is Alicia Silverstone's though:
    Quote: "I think that the film 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness"
    • norman619, on 10/19/2007, -0/+2LOL!!! Man to even begin to understand that requires the turning off of your brain.
    • UncleCrapper, on 10/19/2007, -0/+1It's obvious that Alicia Silverstone's purpose on this Earth is not to offer deep, philosophical discussion but to look pretty and get shagged absolutely rotten.
    • anononon, on 10/19/2007, -0/+0She needs more maps of the Iraq.
    • aviazn, on 10/19/2007, -0/+1I actually rather like that quote. I've never seen Clueless, but think of a movie like Little Miss Sunshine. Even though it's a pretty light, feel-good movie, what makes it such a great light, feel-good movie is the strength of its observations of human nature, and I don't think it's a stretch at all to call those observations quite deep--in a lighthearted, feel-good sort of way.
  • thcobbs, on 10/22/2007, -0/+19Why is Tara Reid's on the list? I think its damn INSIGHTFUL.
    • tradwolley, on 10/19/2007, -1/+1Not really, have you ever seen a geologist that good looking?
      • norman619, on 10/19/2007, -0/+2I assume you mean in real life right?
        • MerryMortician, on 10/20/2007, -0/+2no.. he meant on one of the ever popular geologist tv programs we all watch.
          • Peacedog, on 10/20/2007, -0/+1Uh, ever heard of a little show called "Rock of Love". Yeah I thought so. One man's story of his fascination with all things geological. and whores.
  • damndj, on 10/22/2007, -3/+2As soon as I saw Bush on the list, I knew he'd be on top.
  • Humptydank, on 10/20/2007, -18/+4They forgot:

    "By the way, when I say cut taxes, I don't mean fiddle with the code. I mean abolish the income tax and the IRS, and replace them with nothing."

    -- Ron Paul
    • redxninja, on 10/19/2007, -0/+1I am pretty sure that all working people dont want to pay Fed income tax. Ron Paul is right on this one.
      • AARGH2K, on 10/19/2007, -1/+2People don't want to pay for anything anymore. They just assume everything just magically happens like roads, security, etc..... Wasteful spending yes, dismantle everything is only for the foolish and the anarchists.
        • norman619, on 10/19/2007, -1/+1I take it you aren't a Ron Paul lemming?
    • coustoe, on 10/19/2007, -0/+1Find a lot of Ron Pauls ideas impratical though intriguing. I wonder how he plans to "provide for the common defense" with no or little taxes.
    • card51short, on 10/19/2007, -0/+1what?! it's insane not to want to pay the world bankers for the interest for printing our money.
      Pay the mob and shut up.
  • degree, on 10/19/2007, -0/+5I think Ivana Trump was being facetious.
    • duality, on 10/20/2007, -0/+3Here's a more intelligent one.

      "Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities, truth isn't."
      --Mark Twain.
  • YoureAllSoDumb, on 10/22/2007, -0/+2Haha, that was great.
  • cissystrut, on 10/22/2007, -1/+16Mostly women... give it up for suffrage
  • halobender, on 10/21/2007, -0/+4Jessica's is a good quote. I would think she means there are no skinny people in Texas.
  • joemofo214, on 10/19/2007, -0/+1too tough too call
  • Griiih, on 10/21/2007, -0/+20Buried as inaccurate for not including a single Mike Tyson quote.
  • zyklon, on 10/22/2007, -0/+5I don't mean to be a wet blanket on this hilarious fire, but... Why are all the females on the list blonde?
    • qber, on 10/21/2007, -0/+2And why are all the males on the list politicians?
    • anononon, on 10/21/2007, -0/+1You just answered your own question.
  • aphex732, on 10/19/2007, -1/+0Alicia Silverstone...not so bad. Milan Kundera anyone?
  • sheldonwilson, on 10/22/2007, -3/+10When Al Gore took his first tour of the White House he pointed to the paintings of the past presidents and asked, "Who are these guys?"
    • youMISERABLEpos, on 10/21/2007, -2/+1Yeah.. I don't think so. Nice try though.

      I'm afraid that no future presient will ever dethrone Bush in the clueless dept.
      • ReDoEr, on 10/21/2007, -1/+1No, really. He did. It wasn't his "first" tour of the White House, though. It was during the inaugural festivities in 1993 when he took the office of vice president.
  • alabamasucks, on 10/19/2007, -1/+4it ain't workin
  • DaManDOH, on 10/19/2007, -0/+2I don't know the context, but wasn't Brooke Shields' comment intentionally, humorously nonchalant?
  • leebo, on 10/20/2007, -1/+7There's no, "We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees" -Jason Kidd.

    Don't get me wrong, lists are great and all but anyone else getting sick of the "top xx" part of it?
  • Grivako, on 10/19/2007, -1/+1Being a geologist is nothing to sneeze at, takes years of academia and researching. Unless, there was sarcasm here.......ahhhh I'm no good with detecting sarcasm.
  • dedakia, on 10/19/2007, -0/+1Not working on digg mirror either..
  • Mako640, on 10/19/2007, -0/+4http://duggmirror.com/
  • rudy23, on 10/19/2007, -0/+7top 10 dumbest quotes were MySql warnings?
  • Shakermaker, on 10/19/2007, -1/+2I'm getting SQL errors when I view the page...
  • KrisxK, on 10/19/2007, -0/+0It's d-d-down
  • JJCDAD, on 10/19/2007, -0/+3Who is mybabbo3?
  • wolvyne, on 10/19/2007, -0/+7Google cache:
    http://72.14.253.104/search?q=cache%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2 ...
  • iStunT, on 10/20/2007, -4/+1because blondes are stupid
  • DangerStepp, on 10/20/2007, -1/+5"dumb celebrity"..how redundant is that?
  • Bromskloss, on 10/20/2007, -0/+3The picture of Bush depicts the wrong Bush. It was his father who uttered the words, it seems.
  • Hendrek, on 10/22/2007, -0/+6I only got 6 quotes and they were all like
    "Warning: mysql_connect() [function.mysql-connect]: User mybabbo3 already has more than 'max_user_connections' active connections in /home/mybabbo3/public_html/mrsockmonkey/code/topicindex.php on line 5"
    which seems pretty smart for celebrities to me.
  • Msoltanian, on 10/19/2007, -0/+1
    Warning: mysql_select_db(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL-Link resource in /home/mybabbo3/public_html/mrsockmonkey/code/topicindex.php on line 8
  • pizzaface200, on 10/19/2007, -0/+1I think i just got dumber
  • tbom, on 10/19/2007, -1/+0buried...how can you have a dumb celebrity quotes without mentioning Yogi Berra?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yogi_Berra#Quotes
    • bdptcob, on 10/19/2007, -0/+0Uh, because Berra's quotes were intentional.
  • Pzycho, on 10/19/2007, -0/+1Isn't there a quote from Tom Cruise where he says he runs 5 miles in 20 minutes every day?
  • yuluo2, on 10/19/2007, -0/+1Jessica Simpson is Dr. Evil in that picture
  • zer0twosixty, on 10/21/2007, -0/+1I'm pretty sure that's a picture of Ivanka and not Ivana Trump
  • dexedrine, on 10/19/2007, -1/+1"I think that the film 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come fro ma very deep place if it's true lightness"

    WOW...I want some of what SHE'S having!!!
  • rodbro, on 10/19/2007, -0/+0some sports ones:
    "I'm going to turn this team around 360 degrees" Jason Kidd while on the Mavs.

    "I'm amphibious" Cedric Ceballos referring to his ability to go left or right

    "You can't figure me out, I'm like the Pythagorean theorem!" Shaq.

    "I'm going to graduate in 4 years no matter how long it takes" a college basketball player (no name dude)
  • PseudoWaters, on 10/20/2007, -0/+1Schwarzenegger: "I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"

    I think he must have said that in early 20th century speak back when "gay" used to mean "happy" otherwise, yeah... that is dumb.
  • daizaru, on 10/20/2007, -1/+1It must suck to be in the spotlight like that all the time and the moment you say one thing that doesn't make sense it's immortalized and lingers to mock you all over the place. A lot of those are just people mincing their words, when one thought interferes with another thought and you say something that might not make perfect sense. It happens to the best of us. A couple of those are pretty bad though.
  • masterword, on 10/24/2007, -0/+0Quote: "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them"
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