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- sfpfc, on 11/04/2007, -1/+80I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the US should help the US, er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children.
- inactive, on 10/27/2007, -11/+80This one would be funny if it weren't so hurtful:
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey - bightchee, on 11/04/2007, -0/+55A geologist?
- commiecat, on 10/31/2007, -1/+49It can be funny because it's false:
http://www.snopes.com/quotes/carey.asp - MikeonTV, on 10/21/2007, -1/+46The word 'dumbest' is redundant in this context.
- humpy, on 10/27/2007, -0/+28“He called me a rapist and a recluse. I’m not a recluse."
- Mike Tyson - AccuraCast, on 10/22/2007, -3/+25From the horse's mouth.... George Bush admits he's Schizophrenic :: "George Bush Quote: 'I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them'"
- sensoukami, on 10/22/2007, -1/+23I ***** love snopes.com....
- Griiih, on 10/21/2007, -0/+21Buried as inaccurate for not including a single Mike Tyson quote.
- MikeOSX, on 10/19/2007, -2/+22Sorry, but do you really think Ahnold is clever enough to use a play on words like that? It is pretty clear that he meant to say "I think marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman", but slipped and included "gay" in the sentence.
- thcobbs, on 10/22/2007, -0/+20Why is Tara Reid's on the list? I think its damn INSIGHTFUL.
- cissystrut, on 10/22/2007, -1/+17Mostly women... give it up for suffrage
- ADIDAS247, on 10/22/2007, -2/+16Man, those super-successful multi-millionaires are so dumb, sucks to be them
- lok3n, on 10/22/2007, -1/+13And yet people still buy crap like US Weekly, InTouch, and People. We should take all that money and pay celebrities not to speak.
- sofaKing812, on 11/04/2007, -0/+12Just so it is up top:
Tara Reid
Quote: "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist."
Brooke Shields
Quote: "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life"
Dan Quayle
Quote: "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. BUt we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
Jessica Simpson
Quote: "I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me."
George Bush
Quote: "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them"
Arnold Shwarzenegger
Quote: "I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"
Ivana Trump
Quote: "Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything."
Christina Aguilera
Quote: "So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
Christina Aguilera
Quote: "So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
Linda Evangelista
Quote: "It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a school teacher." - tehpwnrate, on 10/20/2007, -0/+10I'm a fan of the Governator, but come on. That was a pretty damn funny blunder.
- SpectralSounds, on 10/23/2007, -1/+9What makes it different? The teeming masses of idiots that fawn over everything they say. Look at all those entertainment magazines. People actually read that *****. People actually BUY that *****. I havent noticed it so much lately, but I remember overhearing about the whole Brad and Jen thing about a billion times from people who actually seemed like they were really emotionally involved in what was going on in these peoples lives.
Lots of stupid people idolize celebrities. Its the people that dont realize the celebrities are just normal human beings that make this kinda ***** funny. - sheldonwilson, on 10/22/2007, -3/+11When Al Gore took his first tour of the White House he pointed to the paintings of the past presidents and asked, "Who are these guys?"
- wolvyne, on 10/19/2007, -0/+8Google cache:
http://72.14.253.104/search?q=cache%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2 ... - rudy23, on 10/19/2007, -0/+8top 10 dumbest quotes were MySql warnings?
- jessicama2, on 11/04/2007, -0/+8he was quoting billy madison.
- elcoqui121, on 10/20/2007, -0/+7That's what she said
- leebo, on 10/20/2007, -1/+8There's no, "We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees" -Jason Kidd.
Don't get me wrong, lists are great and all but anyone else getting sick of the "top xx" part of it? - norman619, on 10/20/2007, -0/+7A stunning example.
- Hendrek, on 10/22/2007, -0/+7I only got 6 quotes and they were all like
"Warning: mysql_connect() [function.mysql-connect]: User mybabbo3 already has more than 'max_user_connections' active connections in /home/mybabbo3/public_html/mrsockmonkey/code/topicindex.php on line 5"
which seems pretty smart for celebrities to me. - zyklon, on 10/22/2007, -0/+6I don't mean to be a wet blanket on this hilarious fire, but... Why are all the females on the list blonde?
- degree, on 10/19/2007, -0/+6I think Ivana Trump was being facetious.
- coleki, on 11/04/2007, -2/+8one of them is RUNNING YOUR NATION
- xtc46, on 10/19/2007, -0/+6I dont know about that. Im not nearly as happy when im broke as when I have lots of money.
- tehpwnrate, on 10/20/2007, -0/+5Money =/= happy
Then again, they do say ignorance is bliss. I don't buy it, though. - card51short, on 10/20/2007, -0/+5i've never said anything remotely close to the idiocy these quotes exhibit through my whole life. And i'm just a normal guy.
- Mako640, on 10/19/2007, -0/+5http://duggmirror.com/
- DangerStepp, on 10/20/2007, -1/+6"dumb celebrity"..how redundant is that?
- DaManDOH, on 10/20/2007, -0/+5Success, fame, fortune, and intelligence are four independent variables. Just because you're a millionaire president of a democratic nation doesn't mean you're smart. And just because you're a blond bombshell with little dignity and even less talent doesn't mean you're successful. Luck, legacy, and nepotism could have a lot to do with those people getting to where they are.
- sensoukami, on 10/21/2007, -0/+5Yeah, I hear you, but man, even on my worst days I don't say stuff as blatantly stupid as some of that *****. Having said that, perhaps it's tongue tiedness (sp?) from the interview...
- inactive, on 10/21/2007, -0/+5Jessica's is a good quote. I would think she means there are no skinny people in Texas.
- duality, on 10/20/2007, -0/+4Here's a more intelligent one.
"Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities, truth isn't."
--Mark Twain. - Onion575, on 10/20/2007, -0/+4As funny as it is, the other quotes were simply more idiotic...
- 0firefly0, on 10/20/2007, -0/+4http://kjkolb.tripod.com/homepage/miketysonquotes. ...
- floridiot2, on 10/22/2007, -2/+6What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
- floridiot2, on 10/19/2007, -0/+4"I will ***** you 'till you love me!"
- kickinazz, on 10/19/2007, -0/+4http://duggmirror.com/celebrity/Top_10_Dumbest_Cel ...
- JJCDAD, on 10/19/2007, -0/+4Who is mybabbo3?
- alabamasucks, on 10/19/2007, -1/+5it ain't workin
- norman619, on 10/20/2007, -0/+4Yup. Money is just a tool to take care of your financial needs. I find that most of my woes are financial so....
- wickedhope170, on 10/19/2007, -0/+4Okay Ann Coulter!
- Bromskloss, on 10/20/2007, -0/+4The picture of Bush depicts the wrong Bush. It was his father who uttered the words, it seems.
- kingvik, on 10/22/2007, -1/+4Billy Madison FTW
- DAaaMan64, on 10/20/2007, -0/+3Really thats just a word slip. Doable for any human.
- asdfuiop, on 10/22/2007, -1/+4I just watched that last night coincidentally
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