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Tom Cruise building $10 Million Bunker to Protect against Alien attack

thisislondon.co.uk — Hollywood star Tom Cruise is planning to build a bunker at his Colorado home to protect his family in the event of an intergalactic alien attack, according to new reports. The Mission Impossible actor, who is a dedicated follower of Scientology, is reportedly fearful that deposed galactic ruler 'Xenu' is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth.

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  • ukdave, on 10/10/2007, -8/+270He really has gone nuts
  • TehInternetz, on 10/11/2007, -9/+165WTF is wrong with people? I mean, I could see a $5 million bunker, but $10 million!! . . . .
  • UtopiaInTheSky, on 10/11/2007, -3/+148I'm building a $10 million bunker to protect myself from Tom Cruise.
  • pmace, on 10/10/2007, -1/+117I'd never build a bunker. You know why? Xenu is my homeboy, that's why.
    http://www.scientomogy.com/xenu7.jpg
  • SlamShut, on 10/10/2007, -3/+110I smell *****.
  • JAPHacake, on 06/11/2009, -2/+105WTF....This is funny, not sure if it's true though.
  • GalacticXenu, on 10/10/2007, -1/+102Mr. Cruise is a foolish earthling if he thinks such a petty little thing can stop me.
  • mercurysquad, on 10/10/2007, -1/+78Not really, it's just that now we have started digging supermarket tabloids.
  • aresef, on 10/10/2007, -2/+75I hear it'll be designed as one big closet, so he'll never have to come out.
  • Roger, on 10/10/2007, -0/+57You won't be laughing when Xenu kills everyone and I'm safe in a bunker with my best friend Tom Cruise.
  • yomamaisfat, on 10/10/2007, -2/+49He should go in that bunker as soon as possible and stop spreading his ***** "religion".
  • deadowl, on 10/10/2007, -5/+50I just really wish he would come out of the closet.
  • SgtAl, on 10/10/2007, -3/+47I have heard from former scientologist that they used to have people posted on the roof of the celebrity center in Hollywood watching for attacking space ships.
  • airwalkery2k, on 10/10/2007, -3/+47You see, it's trickle-down economics. Crazy people like Tom Cruise waste all their money building anti-alien bunkers, thus allowing sane contractors to collect on the psychotic-driven needs of the rich.
  • Cloned, on 10/10/2007, -9/+48Not a bad idea, he's just building it for the wrong reasons. I have a feeling we won't be laughing at his crazy bunker idea after we attack Iran.
  • ThomasCruise, on 10/10/2007, -1/+34look behind you bitch im jumping on your couch
  • techmaster, on 10/10/2007, -5/+37He might be crazy, but at least he gets to ***** Katie Holmes.
  • Cyberbladewolf, on 10/10/2007, -1/+31When you're rich enough you can afford to be crazy.
  • nymphetamine, on 10/10/2007, -0/+29It's Tom Cruise; of course it's true. Or, at the very least, possible.
  • elipabst, on 10/10/2007, -2/+30If those were my only two options, I'm pretty sure I'd rather be killed by space aliens.
  • bysin, on 10/10/2007, -2/+29How does he know the aliens dont have a weapon to kill crazy people in underground bunkers?
  • monospaced, on 10/10/2007, -2/+28That would be Scientology you smell.
  • NicoleKidman, on 10/10/2007, -1/+27Come out of the closet, Tom. You're not fooling anyone.
  • Fracture98, on 10/10/2007, -1/+27You're forgetting the Feng Shui.
  • inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+23When they said "THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE" they weren't kidding.
  • socialpyramid, on 10/10/2007, -5/+26What Would L.Ron Do?
  • GalacticXenu, on 10/10/2007, -1/+22Damn straight homesplice, how's it hangin'? Got a few more thetans sent your way, be sure to disperse them into the petty humans like I've told you to.
  • Namakemono, on 10/10/2007, -2/+22You're right, he isn't crazy. He's ***** crazy.
  • rompom7, on 10/10/2007, -1/+21Life imitates art far more than art imitates Life.
    - Oscar Wilde.
  • Fracture98, on 10/10/2007, -3/+22Yeah! The war could be extended by 70 minutes!
  • ivankraszl, on 10/10/2007, -6/+25This is sad. Much can be done with such money.
  • GeorgeCostanza, on 10/10/2007, -0/+19When you're rich, you're not crazy. You're eccentric.
  • mrASSMAN, on 10/10/2007, -1/+19Yes, that's actually what they believe. Everything in that episode was true for the most part, as hard as that is to believe if you're not insane.
  • allaboutdatiki, on 10/10/2007, -7/+24I thought art imitates life, not the other way around ...
  • Underduck, on 10/10/2007, -1/+18wait, i thought that was just a south park episode, they actually believe that?
  • EXreaction, on 10/10/2007, -2/+19Ya, looks like complete BS.

    Some random person says he is building a bunker under his house and somehow it holds any sort of credibility?
  • evanstapler, on 10/10/2007, -3/+20You mean this isn't a The Onion article...?
  • JettaMan, on 10/10/2007, -5/+21If you believe this story then you too have gone nuts. There is no proof whatsoever in this report. Someone just pulled this story out of their ass.
  • gmprunner, on 10/10/2007, -2/+16I smell a South Park episode!
  • randysouth, on 10/10/2007, -1/+14"Bunker" is a code word for "Closet". "Alien Attack" is code for "Not Come Out Of".
  • Rupan, on 10/10/2007, -1/+14We all laugh now, but when Mars Attack we will see who is banging on "crazy mans" alien proof door.
  • ncdave101, on 10/10/2007, -0/+13I've got my Slim Whitman albums, let Mars Attack!
  • jdh24, on 10/10/2007, -4/+17We now know your plans, Tom.
    MUAHAHAHAHA
  • monospaced, on 10/10/2007, -1/+131. It's not a religion
    2. It's a cult
    3. You have to pay up the ass to hear the 'gospel'
    4. You can't leave
    The list goes on...
  • praisethelard, on 06/06/2008, -2/+13Why? They have nothing that will even come close to the United States yet. Unless somehow Russia and China get into the mix.
  • TotalHalibut, on 10/10/2007, -6/+16Argh you fools this is a Dupe from a popular post almost 2 days ago - http://www.digg.com/celebrity/Tom_Cruise_10million ...

    The aliens have obviously gotten to your minds already.
  • briansearles, on 10/10/2007, -2/+11Just keep Dakota Fanning the hell away and people might like the movie this time.
  • draebor, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9Well if Xenu DOES come to Earth for some galactic revenge, its reassuring to know that the damned Scientologists will be the first to go.
  • someidiotinnj, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8"Me:Tom come out of the closet.. i mean bunker. Tom: I'm not coming out!
  • izallgood, on 10/10/2007, -1/+9Me> Mr Cruise. Did you get that bunker with an anti-alien lining?
    Mr Cruise> No
    Me> Well we can retrofit your anti-alien bunker with one for only $1.5 million.
    Mr Cruise> Go ahead and install it.
    -- Paints the interior with his patented glow-in-the-dark 'anti-alien' lining (paint) . --
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