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- inactive, on 01/06/2009, -25/+235i read it. it says it right there in giant blue letters. why would you have to restate it. thats not the funny part of it. although it does add the authority figure we all want to see defied and hence adding to the overall pleasurable experience we want.
- iamstudip, on 01/06/2009, -1/+166I like how Oscar Wilde dots his Is with a heart ♥.
- perryc, on 01/06/2009, -4/+161Lol, kids nowadays. At least they know who Oscar Wilde was...
- TheAttacks, on 01/06/2009, -9/+160Haha, I would have given him an A+ for creativity.
- existentialduck, on 01/06/2009, -80/+205"Derek, this is not appropriate for your major assignment"
- trigisfun, on 01/07/2009, -3/+104Is this your homework Larry? Is this your homework Larry?
You see what happens when you ***** a stranger in the ass? - takuansoho, on 01/07/2009, -3/+97Well, the internet is serious business.
- danj321, on 01/07/2009, -5/+98<<<<<------Quickly closing wikipedia page.
- sexybobo, on 01/07/2009, -5/+92most of us are not retarded though and can read.
- mikbunn, on 01/06/2009, -5/+82And a D- for meter.
- cl2yp71c, on 01/07/2009, -0/+74I like how you have ♥s at your quick disposal.
- inactive, on 01/06/2009, -3/+70I liked the part where he rhymed 'disposition' with 'position'. Pure Genius!!!
- jd33, on 01/06/2009, -0/+67I think you mean spoon.
You could definitely cut it with a knife. - statuescrumble, on 01/07/2009, -4/+67I read that book when when I was 15, and I remember thinking, "godamn, this author is so gay"
Turns out he was gay. - moo2u2, on 01/07/2009, -1/+64I see you've played knifey-spooney before!
- temujin2012, on 01/07/2009, -3/+65A+++++++ WOULD READ AGAIN!!!11
- inactive, on 01/07/2009, -2/+59I wanna meet the teacher who didn't find this funny...and smack him in the back of the head for not seeing true creativity
- hansbricks, on 01/07/2009, -2/+56yes. diablo 3 will be totally awesome.
- wesholing, on 01/06/2009, -3/+49I remember my AP English poems were on national defense, the Vince Foster conspiracy theory, and Leon Trotsky getting an ice axe in the back of the head.
Memory serves they didn't go over well either. - takuansoho, on 01/07/2009, -3/+47***** and balls are perfect fillers.
- inactive, on 01/07/2009, -5/+481. It was english AP.
2. He was asian and making a joke.
3. It was funny.
I loved it. - Trax91, on 01/06/2009, -6/+47If anyone read The Picture of Dorian Gray, you couldn't cut the homoerotic tension with a knife!
- inactive, on 01/07/2009, -0/+38As an English teacher and a man, I would have given him an 'A' for effort. Then I would have had to say something like, "But seriously, don't make fun of the gays." And then I'd go home and drink myself stupid.
- inactive, on 01/07/2009, -0/+38I think the fact that he was Asian totally and completely made it ok. Asians have 100% freedom to make fun of everyone, including gay Asians, too, or gaysians.
- Trigonometron, on 01/07/2009, -0/+36You're Killing your father Larry....and we know this is your homework.
- Lane, on 01/07/2009, -0/+36I think we'd all like to read it sometime if you would care to post it...
- inactive, on 01/06/2009, -8/+44Brilliant !
- alankem, on 01/07/2009, -2/+37Mostly thanks due to Uncyclopedia.
- RobotKeaton, on 01/07/2009, -2/+37In his defense, in the picture, you can only read, "Derek, this is not appropriate for your major assig-." We could have thought that he was writing any number of things. I, for instance, thought it said assignable mortgage until I read existentialduck's comment.
- CaptainNoPants, on 01/07/2009, -2/+35Holy *****, a time paradox
- v0ider, on 01/07/2009, -2/+31That's what she said!
- dronesixtyten, on 01/07/2009, -3/+30This reminds me of a poem I wrote for English titled "Ode to Oranges".
It was very sexual. - funkynewtaste, on 01/07/2009, -0/+27up in this bitch
- mansellx, on 01/06/2009, -4/+31I would not want to make out with Dorian Grey:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/49/The_ ... - Louay, on 01/07/2009, -1/+28its kind of like this one time when my friend put ***** and balls as the title of his paper as a filler until he came up with something good...but in the end he forgot to change it
- dzneill, on 01/06/2009, -2/+28How about a spork?
- Lane, on 01/07/2009, -20/+45some of us can barely read cursive....
- inactive, on 01/07/2009, -0/+22I get better rhythm humping your dear, dear mother.
- Halsfield, on 01/07/2009, -0/+22we had an assignment my junior year to read aloud a piece of poetry that made us think and my friend read the intro lyrics to prince of bel-air in a very serious tone that sounded like he was explaining his childhood. had the people who recognized it crying, but our teacher didnt get it and told him that was a very good piece of serious literature and asked him who wrote it.
- sexybobo, on 01/07/2009, -2/+24C♥py Paste my friend
- adrenalmedulla9, on 01/07/2009, -0/+21You are so into that sort of thing.
- juniorb, on 01/07/2009, -3/+24Funny, but it's a terrible poem. The meter is all over the place.
- WhatPeriod, on 01/07/2009, -0/+21Alt+3 my friend. ♥♥
- DrumDog2112, on 01/07/2009, -0/+20I hate the ***** Eagles, man.
- gamben0, on 01/07/2009, -6/+2517 May 2006. Last I checked its 2009 up in here.
- ThatGeek, on 01/07/2009, -0/+19im fairly sure thats a woman's handwriting
- DouglasQ, on 01/07/2009, -0/+19Yeah, I'm reading it right now. It's brilliant. -and yeah, it's the gayest thing I've ever read, except that one time I found some torn up pages in the bushes by the railway.
- allthewhile, on 01/07/2009, -1/+20That's not dorian grey, that's his portrait. Oscar was lusting after the "unchanged" Dorian.
Dude on the left is pretty sexy, if you're into that sort of thing.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Dori ... - CoreyTamas, on 01/07/2009, -14/+32Holy. You're kinda serious about what other people post, aren't ya?
- CaptainNoPants, on 01/07/2009, -4/+21That's a terrible opening comment.
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