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- mklopez, on 01/23/2009, -5/+83Saddest part is that I actually thought this was a legit story... until I saw it was from The Onion
- AmyVernon, on 01/23/2009, -2/+64rotflmao: "When confronted with the new findings, Turner claimed that she had witnessed several teenagers sneaking around her legs the night before"
- Jeremyz0r, on 01/23/2009, -0/+39"Those legs were old and dry. Anything could have set them off." ..ew
- inactive, on 01/23/2009, -0/+35Somewhere Ike is laughing wishing he was the one that lit the match...
- nikpappagiorgio, on 01/23/2009, -0/+29proud mary keep on burnin'
- merlin484, on 01/23/2009, -3/+19LEAVE TINA ALONE! *sobs*
- TedsGame, on 01/23/2009, -2/+17Dude...
- jerrolds, on 01/23/2009, -1/+14Isnt Jennifer Lopez's ass insured?
- MGtube, on 01/24/2009, -1/+13I am such an idiot... DAMN YOU ONION !!! ^^
- inactive, on 01/24/2009, -0/+11GGGAHHHHH took me a while to find out it was onion
- KingGorilla, on 01/24/2009, -2/+13Cocaine is a hell of a drug
- Cararan, on 01/23/2009, -0/+8Tough times!
- steger, on 01/24/2009, -0/+8She's a witch!!
- Kajarago, on 01/24/2009, -0/+8only 9 hours and 46 minutes too late
- inactive, on 01/24/2009, -0/+7[Insert comment about how surprised you are it's the Onion here]
- danj484, on 01/24/2009, -0/+7In other words, you want to shut digg down?
- TrAzE28, on 01/24/2009, -1/+8Tina come on girl. . . you're no Bernie Madoff
- a117, on 01/23/2009, -2/+8How do you burn down your legs? Are they made of wood?
- UselessTrivia, on 01/24/2009, -0/+6Damn you Onion...you write far too deadpan for my own good. When it shows up on Digg I often don't pay much attention to what site its coming from. It definitely took a minute to realize what was happening.
- URnotheonly1, on 01/24/2009, -0/+6Ok it got me! I had to stop reading and scroll to the top of the page
- ldkronos, on 01/24/2009, -0/+6Damn it. For some reason, I didn't notice that this was an onion article. I clicked on the link and started reading and was thinking "what??? this doesn't even make sense". I'm sitting there trying to figure out what "legs" are, because the legs on her body wouldn't make sense. So I start thinking "legs....does that have a different meaning in British English? Did she move to England or something?". So I look to the URL expecting it to end in co.uk....Face Palm
- merlin484, on 01/23/2009, -0/+6Somewhere = In Hell?
- CoD4, on 01/24/2009, -1/+6ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS
- withoutamartyr, on 01/24/2009, -0/+5Build a bridge out of them!
- morel42, on 01/24/2009, -2/+7I hate Onion Stories..
- jotux, on 01/24/2009, -0/+5Does she float? Like very small rocks?
- 7righthandedmen, on 01/24/2009, -0/+5y cant u read
- pagit, on 01/24/2009, -0/+5didn't rod stewert do a duet with Tina Turner called Hot Legs
- arcanesmile, on 01/24/2009, -0/+4lol we need to learn to check the url first before reading/believing the description.. /gullibe
- JustinHopewell, on 01/24/2009, -0/+4*****, man! What's with people like you? If you don't like what you see, don't click on it, and if you just can't stand the ***** headlines, go someplace else. No one wants to hear you bitch about it. The site wasn't designed to suit your tastes alone.
- bblex82, on 01/24/2009, -0/+4all i have to say is whats love got to do with it
- charmedguy18, on 01/24/2009, -0/+4She's got Fire Down Below.
- Drtyrock, on 01/23/2009, -0/+4he's dead.
- eifersucht12a, on 01/24/2009, -0/+4What's with all the people with the typical "aww the Onion got me!" crap?
You really believed she BURNED DOWN her LEGS before you saw the source, or what? - TrAzE28, on 01/24/2009, -0/+4I'm trying to figure our the same *****
- inactive, on 01/24/2009, -0/+3"In 2005, Eric Clapton told officials that his hands had been stolen, though a three-month investigation later revealed that they were only hidden inside a pair of roomy sleeves."
LOL! - ein125, on 01/24/2009, -0/+3That's probably the only part of the article that's true, you know!
- zeeohsix, on 01/24/2009, -0/+3my dumb ass actually believed it.
i usually check if its the onion but missed it this time - TheFinaleofSeem, on 01/24/2009, -0/+3And so your idea of valuable, equal, and fair for every point of view means kicking those out who don't hold your same view of it? Guess what? Digg is horribly slanted in many directions. That's not going away. Deal with it. If you don't like it, just check in the politics thread. Oops, the left-wing/libertarian bias is huge in there. Let's get rid of all the people who were shamelessly plugging Ron Paul!
Seriously, if you don't like it, go somewhere else. Digg has evolved this way and while I'm not terribly fond of it, it is what it is. Quit bitching. - danr2c2, on 01/24/2009, -0/+3Tina, come get some ham!
- TheFinaleofSeem, on 01/24/2009, -0/+3Great. Let's get rid of anyone who disagrees with you! What a great idea. Why didn't we listen to you before?
*****. - josepablos, on 01/24/2009, -2/+5Kevin Rose: Domain FILTER!!! A.S.A.P
- funkytaco, on 01/24/2009, -1/+3Why light a match in hell?
- mikinurbook, on 01/24/2009, -0/+2As foolish as I feel admitting it, me too.
I was astonished I hadn't heard anything about this, but more shocked yet at the discovery that Tina Turner's "house" looked more like an apartment. - crispa1970, on 01/24/2009, -0/+2damn! you beat me to it. i was 3 hrs & 12 min too late. :(
ah well. maybe next time. how often does tina turner set fire to her legs? :/ - OutlawAdidas, on 01/24/2009, -0/+2"However, something about Ms. Turner's story didn't add up. She claimed to have gone to the store, only to return an hour later and find her lower half already in flames. Yet evidence seems to suggest that Ms. Turner was at the scene of the crime the entire time."
LMAO - DrMatt, on 01/24/2009, -0/+2I frik'n LOVE The Onion. Brilliant!
- Awspire, on 01/24/2009, -0/+2I wonder how many people get duped by The Onion, and actually bring up their articles in a conversation. I do foresee The Onion hit with character defamation suits in the near future, shocked it hasn't already.
- Barryke, on 01/24/2009, -0/+21) If only i found the reply-all button. If only [Insert this sentence, recursive].
2) In other news, [Insert seemingly unrelated news].
3) Kick poster as you shouldn't be here! (see 1)
4) Pointless remark. - JustinHopewell, on 01/24/2009, -0/+2The woman had a pretty tough life. I honestly wouldn't have been surprised if she actually had some post-traumatic moment where she burned down her legs.
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