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- fsufanizzle, on 06/25/2008, -13/+5094 foot gremlin faced whore
- kurupttek, on 06/24/2008, -3/+303So did Corey ***** himself?
- scubachef11, on 06/25/2008, -3/+280This whole thing is stupid.
- gdeanu, on 06/24/2008, -1/+223I hope he typed two drafts to that e-mail; the first describing in detail why he put Tila on the cover, what he was hoping to accomplish, and what doors it might open in the future. Finally he concludes it with "I hope you understand where I'm coming from now." and an invite to a BBQ he is throwing for a couple of friends.
The 2nd draft is the great piece of work we got. - inactive, on 06/25/2008, -6/+175What are we boycotting this week? I'm a little confused.
- mark076h, on 06/25/2008, -3/+146***** Stuff Magazine and that Stupid Bitch
- byronne, on 06/25/2008, -7/+142Who is Tila Tequila?
- shondell, on 06/25/2008, -0/+102her herpes would eat your herpes for breakfast
- BladeMelbourne, on 06/25/2008, -0/+101Because they put out?
- Me0wmix, on 06/25/2008, -4/+96If you are scared to see the full size of her gremlin face, heres what it says:
Well, apparently our post on how Tila Tequila got famous made the former editor-in-chief of Stuff Magazine a teensy bit defensive. Jimmy Jellinek, the editor that put her on the cover, sent a lovely e-mail to Holy Taco this morning about the post. We didn’t know you were such an avid reader, Jimmy! Here’s the love note:
From: Jimmy Jellinek
To: Cory Jones
Hey Corey go ***** yourself…
Jimmy Jellinek
VP Entertainment and Programming
Heavy.com
Looks like Jimminy Cricket (who now works for Heavy.com) still has a wee chip on his shoulder about all this. - MyDiggIsBig, on 06/25/2008, -4/+82RULES of handeling the Tila:
one must not let the Tila near bright light, especially sunlight, which can kill the Tila; one must not get water on the Tila, and, most importantly, one must never feed it after midnight. - Spectre77, on 06/25/2008, -0/+76Apple, Sony, AND Microsoft. It's going to be a tough week.
- MarshalBanana, on 06/25/2008, -0/+72He means a four-foot gremlin-faced whore
- mrbubby, on 06/24/2008, -2/+74Maybe Stuff can write one of their Hiiiiilarious How To columns explaining how to do it properly!
- mystafreaze, on 06/25/2008, -17/+88Tila may look like a gremlin, but she can SMC till she hurls anyday!
- Lionhart, on 06/25/2008, -6/+73Tell me what a man finds sexually attractive and I will tell you his entire philosophy of life. Show me the woman he sleeps with and I will tell you his valuation of himself.
Ayn Rand - shawnanigans, on 06/25/2008, -0/+64I'm looking for a woman with a rare quality. Specifically the willingness to have sex with me.
- bullcutter, on 06/24/2008, -3/+64Hilarious! What a *****. He's probably still grumpy from when his adverzine went under a couple months back. Well, you sell ***** for a living, you end up with ***** in the end...
- chronically420, on 06/25/2008, -1/+58wow, that's all he could think of after what corey wrote? no wonder why he thought his idea would be so great...
- omnithought, on 06/25/2008, -5/+57Wow, Cheney's his advisor too?
- Me0wmix, on 06/25/2008, -1/+49A whore.
- thegodfaza, on 06/25/2008, -0/+44Don't forget Google and Open source Software.
- burnedtubes, on 06/25/2008, -6/+47Just for the love of gawd don't add water or feed after midnight....
- Farmer77, on 06/25/2008, -7/+48Great! Another chance for me to call Tila Tequila a midget alien on the front page.
- Eganj, on 06/25/2008, -5/+45Best e-mail ever.
- ivansusanin, on 06/25/2008, -8/+47why are whores so popular in the western hemisphere?
- Mrdudeperson, on 06/25/2008, -1/+40Dugg comment down for failure to notice what the hands in the mesh gloveware are holding.
- c0baltfish, on 06/25/2008, -0/+39How rude, he didn't leave a closing like "Cheers" or "Warm Regards". No standards in letter writing nowadays.
- BobScratchit, on 06/25/2008, -1/+32Why aren't they popular in the eastern hemisphere?
- nickvdk, on 06/25/2008, -0/+31lets boycott Chinese products...see how far we go....
- Nappuccino, on 06/25/2008, -0/+30For her?
Not really. - junkwheel, on 06/25/2008, -0/+29Show me a woman who thinks she knows a mans entire philosophy of life based on what he finds sexually attractive and I'll show her a copy of Weapons of Ass Destruction 3.
- sockpuppets, on 06/25/2008, -13/+41I'd rather ***** myself than that pint sized road lizard.
- phrenzy, on 06/25/2008, -0/+27Whatever you think of Ayn Rand's political and philosophical positions - the fact is she was a bitter *****.
Ironically, she has given birth to a slew of other bitter ***** that usually "find objectivism" while in their 20s. Thankfully, they usually realize this is a dead end proposition when they find that the "virtues of selfishness" will lead them to never getting laid. - myuu, on 06/25/2008, -1/+27Ayn Rand was not an attractive women. I suspect if she had been, that quote would be different.
It's kind of like the losers in middle school sitting around talking about how they are the most genuine people. - shawnanigans, on 06/25/2008, -0/+26You like to ***** like bunnies?
- AngelX, on 06/25/2008, -0/+26I'm sure she already has it
- PhoenixAvatar2, on 06/25/2008, -0/+26I like furries. What does that say about me?
- Tyrghast, on 06/25/2008, -0/+25ITS KILLING CAPITALISM!
- inactive, on 06/25/2008, -12/+35"Hey baby! You got girlfriend Vietnam?"
- baysidecomedy, on 06/25/2008, -1/+24IS THIS REALLY FRONT PAGE MATERIAL???
- Evie1851, on 06/25/2008, -0/+22Why not? Judging from what actual gremlins turn in to, I'd say it'd be an improvement.
- KlogereEndGrim, on 06/25/2008, -1/+21A four-foot gremlin-faced alien cum dumpster attention whore.
- Rally603, on 06/25/2008, -1/+20It used to be you got famous for being really good at something; after all, fame should be reserved for the talented and exemplary. And, I don't know if you're the kind of genius that already knew this, but Tila is neither, yet she's still somewhat famous.
We just express our distaste for the situation by dubbing her a 4-foot gremlin-faced whore. I'm pretty happy with it. - scoottie, on 06/25/2008, -0/+19thats not nice ... Vietnam whores are actually good looking unlike Tila
- matthewdestroys, on 06/25/2008, -3/+21***** or *****?
- BladeMelbourne, on 06/25/2008, -0/+17She's so nasty that her herpes have herpes.
- leahcim, on 06/25/2008, -1/+18Come on man don't insult her. She's average height compared to the other aliens on her planet.
- aneconcept, on 06/25/2008, -1/+18your first mistake was subscribing... shoulda just thrown those inserts with tara reed plastered all over them straight into the trash where they belonged. i mean if you really wanna see tara reed all scantily clad and whatnot (which i would not recommend), google can show 'er to ya for free
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