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The Top Seven Porn Stars You Can Take Home to Mom

spike.com — If you're taking a girl home to meet your mother, the last person she wants to meet is a porn star. Porn stars have a terrible reputation for being sad, abused girls with low self-esteem, drug and alcohol problems, and an insatiable appetite for doing the deed. The truth, however, is a lot more complicated.

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  • illogik, on 07/15/2009, -1/+101"Hey mom, Stormy knows a great place downtown where you too could both get facials..."
  • Anand999, on 07/15/2009, -3/+84More like:
    Son: "Hey mom and dad, this is..."
    Dad: "Chasey! I love your work!"
    uncomfortable silence ensues while mom has no idea what's going on
  • inactive, on 07/15/2009, -1/+65Is "Take Home to Mom" a euphemism i am unaware of?
  • sockpuppets, on 07/15/2009, -0/+55One of them is my mom.
  • cuevas4711, on 07/15/2009, -0/+54You can also jerk off to them.
  • inactive, on 07/15/2009, -3/+46Mom and Dad this is Chasey, Chasey this is my mom and dad.
  • ECas123, on 07/15/2009, -2/+42Her face?
  • InstantRepeater, on 07/15/2009, -4/+39Sasha Grey? Are you nuts?!
  • MetalHead73, on 07/15/2009, -0/+32Where the hell is Lexi Belle?!?!!
    That woman is simply adorable.
  • humpdave, on 07/15/2009, -1/+33Hey Mom, you like fruit right? Check out what my new girlfriend can do with a banana
  • MacEnvy, on 07/15/2009, -1/+31Can I come over?
  • Bots, on 07/15/2009, -0/+25there is something about Stoya and that white china doll skin. :D
  • padraig22, on 07/15/2009, -1/+26Now show ‘em them titties.
  • inactive, on 07/15/2009, -0/+23It's not Mom I would be worried about,,,,it's DAD!
  • hatdrop, on 07/15/2009, -0/+22no asia carrera? she preformed on the piano twice at Carnegie Hall before she was 15, taught english in japan at 16, got a full academic scholarship to Rutgers, designed her own website, plays Unreal Tournament and is member of Mensa.

    they probably didn't put her on the list because she ran away from home at 17.
  • SilverBack101, on 07/15/2009, -0/+22Then whenever she comes by with you to visit the folks your Dad is always the first to give her a hug...a long awkward hug.
  • raleel, on 07/15/2009, -0/+21They forgot Ashlynn Brooke. Definite innocent girl charm there.
  • lolwatermelon, on 07/15/2009, -0/+18Hey, mom, you like farm animals, right?
  • sockpuppets, on 07/15/2009, -0/+17and now you know how puppets are formed.
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  • BC200, on 07/15/2009, -0/+16Whatever you say, Spike.
  • zantos420, on 07/15/2009, -2/+17dugg for stoya
  • JFitzpatrick, on 07/15/2009, -1/+15Your comment implies all sorts of decidedly un-feminist things like:

    1. Sex is degrading to women.
    2. Women don't enjoy sex.
    3. Stormy Daniels (and other women in porn, by proxy) cannot possibly enjoy their jobs or having sex since they are the weak female receivers instead of the powerful male "inflicters".
    4. Women that use their sexuality as a means to an end (in this case beauty coupled with business sense) can't be feminists because they are selling out in some way and not being *real* feminists.

    Another way you could look at it is simply... you wouldn't for a minute doubt that a man who did porn was pro male views and values. If anything you'd high five him and tell him what a total awesome pimp he is to get paid to have sex with hot chicks.
  • pagit, on 07/15/2009, -0/+14they forgot Bridget the Midget
  • EskNerd, on 07/15/2009, -0/+14It's from a Bloodhound Gang song, people.
  • MacEnvy, on 07/15/2009, -0/+14Hope your mom keeps the furniture covered in plastic.
  • oda1, on 07/15/2009, -0/+13FTA:
    Stoya says her family is proud of what she does and that her father dispenses good advice, telling her, “If that’s what you like doing and you do it and you have integrity. So, good for you! As long as you’re happy and healthy…then whatever.”


    The integrity is very visible when she's finished a scene and gets a cum mustache.

    I also Lol'ed at this:

    "“I own my own company. I write my own scripts and make the money..."

    She must have a BA in English to be able to write things like "hey, look, it's the mailman. I been a naughty girl"
  • sinurgy, on 07/15/2009, -1/+12Sunny Leone is freakin gorgeous, it's almost sad that she went hardcore...almost.
  • Gasaraki, on 07/15/2009, -1/+12So she performed on the piano at age 15? That's kinda young, don't you think?
  • Jack8274, on 07/15/2009, -1/+11"Hey mom, Stormy knows a great place downtown where you too could get facials..."

    Fixed without adding anything.
  • MrUploads, on 07/15/2009, -1/+11Pornography, junk food for the soul.
  • freeforall079, on 07/15/2009, -1/+11Stoya hottest porn star ever!
    I don't think Sasha Grey can be taken home.
    Also both are loud during sex, so no long visits at home, unless stay at a hotel.
  • luseton, on 07/15/2009, -0/+10Hey Mom, you like vegetable right? Check out what my new girlfriend can do with a cucumber
  • purkel, on 07/15/2009, -0/+9yeah shes a hottie.
  • BoneStamp, on 07/15/2009, -1/+10Only in some parts of the country.
  • danconia, on 07/15/2009, -0/+9Anyone else here immediately start Googling to find videos of them?
  • ECas123, on 07/15/2009, -0/+7So you're a fluffer?
  • Scrappy1850, on 07/15/2009, -0/+7Cytheria
  • furuholm, on 07/15/2009, -1/+8the guy who wrote this really needs a girlfriend, and a pause from porn.

    Atleast now i don´t feel like a total loser =)
  • BabyWookie, on 07/15/2009, -0/+7Yeah. Whenever she gets rammed from behind by Longanza, the contrast is simply striking.
  • thejackyl, on 07/15/2009, -0/+7Dugg for...boobs and...stuff..
  • MrUploads, on 07/15/2009, -2/+9Money can't buy class.
  • SMB20, on 07/15/2009, -1/+8First two could be qualified as take home mom's, by their age, at least.
  • A5204, on 08/13/2009, -11/+18Sasha Grey would be great if she shut her *****' mouth.
  • FOR3MAN, on 07/15/2009, -0/+6This is where you treat her like she's a good girl, then ***** her like a bad one.
  • amaefm, on 07/15/2009, -3/+9Someone has their cooter in a knot






    its you by the way, i'm talking about you
  • ancalagon73, on 07/15/2009, -0/+6This is great to know. Now if I can just figure out how to get them to talk to me.
  • dagnabbit, on 07/15/2009, -0/+6So basically, you just lie to your mother about their real day job.
  • CanuckPenguin, on 07/15/2009, -0/+5Then you can take home any porn star you like and they can catch up on how well they worked together.
  • CanuckPenguin, on 07/15/2009, -0/+5Taking a porn star home to meet Mom is not on the list of top 10 (or 100 or 1000) things I would think of doing if I was going to spend time with one.
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