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- inactive, on 11/29/2008, -1/+25Dugg for "I rest my cakes".
- jboitnott, on 11/28/2008, -2/+25I can't tell the difference between the real quotes and the fakes. Cracked.com really knows the cracked mind of Britney Spears.
- AmyVernon, on 11/28/2008, -5/+26Wait, what?
- chuckDontSurf, on 11/29/2008, -3/+24For a cracked article, that really should have been a lot funnier.
- momomorrell, on 11/29/2008, -2/+22"OMG, it's like an Arby's roast beef sammich fell between my thighs!"
- inactive, on 11/29/2008, -1/+17Really? That's what scares you?
You know whats scares me? People loved her to death 6 years ago and now they basically want to see her die in public because she showed weakness.
Not malice, not being mean, not being a hypocrite, just because she showed signs of weakness. So we're basically at the same level chimpanzees are. - fcruz1331, on 11/28/2008, -4/+18Biggest Train[Wreck]
- havuk, on 11/29/2008, -5/+18chris crocker?
- LovelyNotes, on 11/29/2008, -1/+13Only 10 years until we see the same article about Miley Cyrus.
- BigLLamasHouse, on 11/29/2008, -3/+13Leave Britney's documentary alooooone
:*( - Dundasbro, on 11/29/2008, -3/+12Needs moar tears and screaming.
- scuzzmonkey69, on 11/29/2008, -0/+8thanks Oli.
- inactive, on 11/29/2008, -5/+13Buried.
We don't need to know Britney is ***** stupid yet again. - coldzero, on 11/29/2008, -13/+21...............…………..„--~~""”¯¯¯””~~-„……………………………………...........
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;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:¯””~~----„„„__;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;;:;:;:;|;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;|~“………… - inactive, on 11/29/2008, -0/+7people love to build up their idols and then tear them down
adoration leads to envy and envy wants deplorability - p3ngwin, on 11/29/2008, -1/+7wish her mom did.
- brentinkc, on 11/29/2008, -1/+7Haven't seen that before. Nice.
- inactive, on 11/29/2008, -0/+6if only it were as that. actually there's a whole army of leeches whose livelihood is connected to hers; hence, another force-fed 'comeback'!
- inactive, on 11/29/2008, -0/+5Aye, and her legs as well.
- inactive, on 11/29/2008, -0/+5Thank you your honor, I rest my cakes.
*Places a hostess cake at the end of the desk. - badqat, on 11/29/2008, -3/+8Thank you for your insightful commentary, Chris Crocker.
- inactive, on 11/29/2008, -0/+510? I give it 5.
- alex7575, on 11/29/2008, -1/+6Don't forget the runny makeup. And he's lacking on the "annoying".
The real Chris Crocker almost made me gouge my eyeballs and eat them... - imacmike, on 11/29/2008, -1/+6Good harvest this year.
- brentinkc, on 11/29/2008, -2/+6If you and I abused our children the way she does, you and I's asses would be in jail.
- juliohm, on 11/29/2008, -3/+7What scares me the most is that people WILLINGLY give millions of cash to this stupid barbie... cause she looks hot?
- lilhelper, on 11/30/2008, -0/+4***** you all.
I'm not chris crocker, I am just one person out of few who doesn't have their heads up their asses. - sirdandan, on 11/29/2008, -1/+5Seriously, I really don't follow the logic of how she got to "Biggest Train".
- inactive, on 11/29/2008, -1/+5>>So we're basically at the same level chimpanzees are.
You've only just noticed this about humans? - cardyology, on 11/29/2008, -1/+5You'd eat that beef though, you know you would.
- brentinkc, on 11/29/2008, -0/+3I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's.
- jedinate, on 11/29/2008, -3/+6She is just such a mess. I wish I could ***** some sense into her.
- jazzstage, on 11/29/2008, -2/+5When I read her "I rest my cakes" quote I thought she was channeling Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys.
- 4ZERO1, on 11/29/2008, -1/+4Buried, enough about this dumb chick.
- rushiku, on 11/29/2008, -0/+3The reference is part of deal with CSX, in return, they transport her daily shopping for free.
- rushiku, on 11/29/2008, -2/+5You feel bad for a rich pop star?
"She makes catchy tunes": no, song writers and musicians make them for her to prance around to.
"she makes good music videos" again, no, producers and choreographers make those.
She is simply the face put on the front of a box of crap in order to sell it, nothing more.
As far as being judged unfairly...well, let's just say that when I started clubbing without my drawers on, then shaved my head and beat up a car with an umbrella everyone thought I was highly intelligent, so you may on to something there. - trconk, on 11/29/2008, -4/+6I think I'd vote for a Palin/Spears ticket in 2012.
- hamobu, on 11/29/2008, -4/+7I am convinced that Britney is bi-polar, or has some kind of emotional disorder. I feel bad for her.
My advice to her would be to do her job, and stay out of public spotlight. She makes catchy tunes, and she makes good music videos. There is really no point for her to say or justify anything in public. No matter what Britney says or does, a**hole public will judge her as a stupid airhead. - projomni, on 11/29/2008, -4/+6spears is fascinating... maybe she should keep her mouth shut
- inactive, on 11/29/2008, -3/+5Buried like a ***** dead horse.
- sfhock, on 11/29/2008, -1/+3OOPS!! She Did It Again!!
- DirtyVicar, on 11/29/2008, -1/+3I've always thought "a leave of absence" was kind of a stupid expression.. it's like taking a "drive of driving" to go to Taco Bell.
- lisaawesome, on 11/29/2008, -1/+3I generally love when people get phrases and idioms slightly wrong. My manager said something about needing to wear my "kitten gloves" and I had to just start laughing.
- jnuffnuffnomnom, on 11/29/2008, -0/+2horse gag!
- rsbryswrrl, on 11/29/2008, -1/+3Ahhh, Britney. My guiltiest of guilty pleasure... "Womanizer, womanizer..."
- xs650, on 11/29/2008, -1/+3Palin-Spears 2012. They have the same speaking style. Britney is a bit more articulate, but she could play it down so as to not overshadow Sarah.
- electronicdream, on 11/29/2008, -0/+2Don't ask... really..
- inactive, on 11/29/2008, -0/+2Just goes to show the world is full of retards. The fact that you are/were famous changes nothing.
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