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- Joeblogs, on 08/30/2009, -2/+40Okay, true story, Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project -- an action docudrama
about famous composers starring top movie stars. Sylvester Stallone,
Steven Seagal, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger being courted
for the top roles.
Spielberg really hoped to have the box office "oomph" of these
superstars, so he was prepared to allow them to select the composers
they would portray, as long as they among the most famous.
"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to
play him."
"Chopin has always been my favorite, and my image would improve if people
saw me playing the piano," said Willis. "I'll play him."
"I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Seagal. "I'd
like to play him."
Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds splendid." Then,
looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be, Arnold?"
Arnold replied, "I'll be Bach." - apathy9, on 08/30/2009, -0/+25"Steven Seagal: Lawman. Does it get any better? " - yes it does, the original idea was "Steven Segal, Jean-Claude Van Damme and Chuck Norris all share a house together"!
I would pay money to watch that. - DaviDTC, on 08/29/2009, -2/+25http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99E16w0PxCA
- palehorse864, on 08/29/2009, -1/+18I just hope there's one chase where Steven Seagal has to run after a criminal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkskuSXqUD0
The title isn't quite accurate. I think he runs more like a t-rex. - XtraWhite, on 08/29/2009, -0/+16I can't wait to watch LAWLman!!!
- inactive, on 08/29/2009, -0/+11I'm actually looking forward to seeing this show and I hate reality cop shows with a passion... but this is Steven freaking Seagal! Oh hell yeah.
- redwolfwalker, on 08/29/2009, -0/+10Steven Seagal is the man
- iiyama3000, on 08/30/2009, -1/+10You mean Katey Sagal? Welcome to Gullibleville, Population: You.
- Thorpe, on 08/30/2009, -0/+9I'd sell my soul to watch that.
- sanman, on 08/30/2009, -0/+6like Chuck Norris?
- flapanthers87, on 08/30/2009, -1/+7Seagal is the funniest guy on earth, and he doesn't even know it.
- funklor, on 08/30/2009, -0/+5Seagal scares the crap out me. He gives off the impression that he's not aware of the difference between Casey Ryback, et al. and Steven Seagal.
In the event of a bomb threat, I don't think it's much of a stretch to imagine him pushing away the disposal unit saying: "Let me handle this." - KokomoNYC, on 08/29/2009, -0/+5As long as he rapid-fire snaps the necks of entire rooms of people without reservation, I'll be happy.
- getoffmybridge, on 08/30/2009, -0/+4Since it's going to be a normal TV series, I wonder if they're still going to show him snapping arms and tearing out throats. I guess they'll make up for the lack of those items with more Aikido-style throws.
- sanman, on 08/30/2009, -0/+4So bending people's elbows and wrists backwards is going to be standard operating procedure for Louisiana Sheriff's dept?
- jftitan, on 08/30/2009, -0/+4Its not a job... its an adventure...
I laughed at the thought of him calling it such. But yeah.. every day being a cop... its an adventure! - fury420, on 08/30/2009, -0/+3I hope this is better than the dozen or more direct to DVD movies he's made in the last decade...
- inactive, on 08/30/2009, -0/+3Too Long Do Not Resuscitate?
- MacBookForMe, on 08/29/2009, -0/+3Love his attitude
- Joeblogs, on 08/30/2009, -0/+3Sorry, you want Royalty jokes???
Okay, when those around King Arthur's table had insomnia, there were a lot of sleepless knights. True story!
hahahahah! But seriously folks, . . . are you Kyle E Moore then? - ShoggothDreams, on 08/30/2009, -0/+3Ever since they made him stop beating his wife, he seems to have gotten really out of shape.
Sorry, just the idea of glorifying a "man" who needs to beat a woman half his size to show how "tough" he is... - MMilitia, on 08/29/2009, -0/+3I liked the part where he tells everyone to calm down. It bodes well for the "telling the police how to do their job" aspect of the show.
Though I would've liked to have seen him at least shoot one person. - pstroll, on 08/30/2009, -0/+2those are some odd looking hair plugs
- HeavySausage, on 08/30/2009, -0/+2Is it me, or is that a poorly written article?
- Madblood, on 08/30/2009, -0/+2He should team up with Shaq, who has done some law enforcement work of his own. It would be the greatest buddy-cop show ever, like Starsky & Hutch on steroids.
- rabidjester, on 08/30/2009, -1/+3Yes, yes it does.
- bthree78, on 08/30/2009, -0/+2It's a sound bite from Under Siege
- ShoggothDreams, on 08/30/2009, -0/+2Kelly LePunchingBag is still with him? Huh....
- MacBookForMe, on 08/29/2009, -0/+2...indeed, mate!
- diggdong, on 08/30/2009, -0/+2yeah, looks like he spent a great deal of time in the mirror.
- svartgotik, on 08/30/2009, -0/+2I don't think he beat his wife to appear tough. She just wouldn't shut up.
- berobreo, on 08/30/2009, -0/+2Not accurate, steven seagal doesn't run,.. cowards run ..
- RiperSnifle, on 08/30/2009, -1/+2TL; DNR. But that stare, man...that stare could destroy a civilization.
- rigg419, on 08/30/2009, -0/+1I look forward to having him speak in an incomprehensible whisper and then refuse to go back and do a looping session. Then it'll be just like those movies, and they can bring in some dude who sounds nothing like him to dub over his dialogue
- bthree78, on 08/30/2009, -0/+1This will be the greatest show ever made.
No, I'm not being sarcastic. . . - youhurtgorgoar, on 08/30/2009, -0/+1I just hope there's at least one crime he has to solve by doing the splits!!! Or was that van damme?
- yocouchdigga, on 08/30/2009, -0/+1Greatest idea ever.
- ChromaVita, on 08/30/2009, -2/+3Unless you convince someone it exists and then sell it to them.
- bnitro, on 08/30/2009, -1/+2I bet every arrest will end with Seagal snapping the perp's neck.
Similar to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d82j_Qfp_VA - palehorse864, on 08/30/2009, -0/+1That was Van Damme in Time Cop. He jumped onto the counter with splits. I remembered that just because I remember thinking "OW THAT LOOKS PAINFUL!" when I was a kid.
- orangefly, on 08/30/2009, -0/+1i wonder how long it would take for Van Damme to complain about someone leaving the toilet seat up....???....
- PhoenixSmasher, on 08/30/2009, -0/+1Bwahahaha, :49. He still can't run worth a ***** on camera.
- Swivelstick, on 08/30/2009, -0/+1A stutter.
- rigg419, on 08/30/2009, -0/+1http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMu2xNBpyQc
everything in that video should be SOP for the Jefferson Parish, Louisiana Sheriff's Department, especially the Italian accent:
Anybody seen Richie? Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo? - throwdini, on 08/30/2009, -1/+1Except for the fact that they have different last names--Segal and Sagal. So, you are probably wrong there.
- trdrstv, on 08/31/2009, -1/+1I'd sell your soul to watch that too.
- Vindexus, on 08/30/2009, -1/+1it's
- inactive, on 08/30/2009, -2/+2Daily Mail auto bury...
...wait a second! - mariuzi, on 08/30/2009, -0/+0Steven Seagal playing a cop... yuck, how cliché...
- sanman, on 08/30/2009, -1/+1well, his wife is Kelly LeBrock, the babe from Weird Science:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tiKR7eVfxY -
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