- TornACL, on 12/22/2007, -0/+4Enough Paris Already. I'm sure she'll be pregant soon and out of our lives!!
- Dokument, on 12/22/2007, -0/+3just please god no secret videos of the birth.
- nestcrw, on 12/22/2007, -0/+2but a sex tape is okay
- pintomp3, on 12/22/2007, -0/+2no, the news of the pregnancy would give the corporate news a collective orgasm. and if the father is micheal jackson they'll hit the trifecta and just meltdown.
- tavisjohn, on 12/22/2007, -0/+1You have no idea! There is NOTHING that can be done about this attenion whore! If she dies it will be HUGE news, and rumers will go on for months/years! (Think Elvis)
If she becomes pregant, then the news will all be a flutter s to who's it is, and when it is due, and who will get the first photo!
If she is killed, it will be alot like the death above, rumers will go on and on.
- Dokument, on 12/22/2007, -0/+3just please god no secret videos of the birth.
- AppleGeorge, on 12/22/2007, -0/+6
- SteveIsTheDude, on 12/22/2007, -2/+3Thats the ONLY thing shes got going for her, she IS pretty.
- bjornski, on 12/22/2007, -0/+1Yeah, just look at those sharp knees. She's WAY below your standards.
- ElAssoWipo, on 12/22/2007, -4/+3Oh please, she's better looking than 99% of the general population. You just hate her because she's rich. Millions of people jerked off to her sex tapes, if that's any kind of indicator.
I don't even know why people keep talking about her. She had sex and filmed it and that's supposed to be a scandal. Don't know why. She does drugs and likes to party. Like most humans. And now an article that basically insults her because she wants blue waiters at her birthday. WTF does that have to do with anything?
The only reason people hate her is because she represents everything people want but don't have. She's very good looking, has a great body, near perfect skin, tons of money, does whatever she feels like. And you hate her for it.- Barryke, on 12/22/2007, -2/+1No Paris Hilton is not shaggable. Imho she is ugly. Skinny, weird eyebrows, and generally not acting smart.
Smart girl, acting stupid. Making money by acting spoiled and turning herself into a $$ billboard is a mastermove.
- Barryke, on 12/22/2007, -2/+1No Paris Hilton is not shaggable. Imho she is ugly. Skinny, weird eyebrows, and generally not acting smart.
- truspect0r, on 12/22/2007, -4/+0I'd hit it though.
- FearlessFreep, on 12/22/2007, -0/+3'it' being Paris Hilton or the Smurf??
- azurenoon, on 12/22/2007, -5/+0Paris, Lindsay, Britney--pop-culture is thriving in this country, and I have books on these girls--check out www.myspace.com/mark16715 Oh my word--Britney's sister too! These girls need a mentor.
- Wackoman, on 12/22/2007, -1/+3Paris Hilton news gets autoburied
- dupswapdrop, on 12/22/2007, -0/+2The only thing I would hit paris with is a 10 foot pole.
and then a Boot to the Head! - euroh, on 12/22/2007, -1/+4Honestly does anyone give a *****? How about some real news?
- bjornski, on 12/22/2007, -0/+2Maybe you should stop reading stories from: Entertainment>Celebrity
- euroh, on 12/22/2007, -0/+1This is on the front page under NEWS
- bjornski, on 12/22/2007, -0/+2You have Entertainment>Celebrity set in your option on stories you want to follow.
Change that, and they won't show on your front page anymore.
- bjornski, on 12/22/2007, -0/+2You have Entertainment>Celebrity set in your option on stories you want to follow.
- euroh, on 12/22/2007, -0/+1This is on the front page under NEWS
- bjornski, on 12/22/2007, -0/+2Maybe you should stop reading stories from: Entertainment>Celebrity
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...................................,- Barryke, on 12/22/2007, -0/+1Sorry bury'd you as asciispam.
Didn't realize the expression, its exactly how i felt about myself after spending 20 minutes on this crap Paris Hilton gossip rage.
- Barryke, on 12/22/2007, -0/+1Sorry bury'd you as asciispam.
- tuqqer, on 12/22/2007, -0/+7Why are you watching what Paris Hilton does or says? Tell your friends today, "Yeah, I checked out what Paris was doing today..." and just watch their reaction. It should embarrass you to stop doing it.
- Bumbaclot, on 12/22/2007, -0/+1When you first look at this topic you definetly get the wrong impression...haha
- jiggelo, on 12/22/2007, -0/+5When you said mouthful what I thought you meant was...
- KhanneaSuntzu, on 12/22/2007, -1/+3Obscenely rich idiots can afford to act like children. In a perfect world she would be kidnapped and held by a sheik in his Harem. I am thinking - daily sodomy.
- Tyorant, on 12/22/2007, -0/+1Who the ***** cares?
Things like this happen every day, it's only news because we all hate Paris. Honestly, why the hell does anyone care about her life?- omababy, on 12/22/2007, -1/+1Everyone who clicked the link for one reason or another that's who. Even more so those that commented. :)
- kilworth, on 12/22/2007, -0/+2What kind of newspaper is this that they wright "sauerkraut-chomping"? Buried because of stupid stereotypes..
- Cusith, on 12/22/2007, -0/+0story: Paris Hilton is an idiot. Isn't that a little too much like "dog bites man". It certainly isn't news.
- gracelly, on 12/22/2007, -1/+0she's so dumb.
- moxley, on 12/22/2007, -0/+1That headline, all I see in my head is Paris on her knees with papa smurf crankin it out and smurfing all over her face/mouth.
I think she'd do it for the publicity. - Motodog, on 12/22/2007, -0/+1If that smurf guy had ever watched an episode of The Simple life, he would have known she acts like an airhead in reality. Don't take yourself so seriously when you're in a smurf suit crazy Russian! Especially when your job is to sell jelly, not flip off people that are famous for no good reason....


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