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Who dugg this? Made popular Jun 19, 2009

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  • MisterMajusty, on 06/19/2009, -11/+984He accidentally mixed his toilet paper with his napkins!
  • futimazar, on 06/19/2009, -7/+628WTF, look they printed this hundred with the zeros missing. I bet this is worth something.
  • MisterMajusty, on 06/19/2009, -16/+535That's the money you could be saving with Geico.
  • JimMayJr, on 08/06/2009, -23/+540Reminds me of the family guy episode (Screwed the Pooch) where Bill Gates doesn't know what a quarter is. I can't find a video of it so:
    Peter: "Oh, man! There's a tollbooth. Hey, anybody got a quarter?"
    Bill Gates: "What's a quarter?"
  • mellowasroma, on 06/19/2009, -7/+483Note to self
    Mug P.Diddy.
  • JCEEZ, on 06/18/2009, -16/+438$1 Bills??? This ***** ain't ballah!
  • tenbosch, on 06/19/2009, -6/+425Somebody stole my zero's
  • IgorUnchained, on 06/18/2009, -3/+406He just realized he shouldnt wear his sunglasses inside when getting change back from someone who makes minimum wage.
  • boardthis, on 06/18/2009, -1/+260rapping about debit cards ain't gangsta.
  • mnemy, on 06/18/2009, -24/+277It's called an atm card. Try it sometime. You won't have to stuff your ridiculous looking vest with $100 bills anymore.
  • DRT23, on 06/19/2009, -2/+230I was expecting some ridiculous tip to the runner. :(
  • 13373h4X0r, on 06/19/2009, -14/+239True Story:

    Right now I am going to a Burger *King* (in your face, Burgermaster) in my neighborhood which is a dine in their restaurant restaurant! Typically you pay the cashier who gives the food to you. The Whopper is currently on sale for $1.49. Tonight this will be all over the Digg in the Internet.

    /I'm hitting the "Save Reply" button and walking out the door... Will I forget my wallet? We'll see! LOL! (To be continued...)
  • thecitysleepz, on 06/19/2009, -14/+234True Story:

    A few years back Bill Gates was eating at Burgermaster in Bellevue, WA which is a dine in your car restaurant. Typically you tip the person who runs the food to you. Mr. Gates, then the richest man in the world, forgot his wallet at the office. He asked if he can run back to get this wallet. The runner explained to Mr. Gates that he would have to cover the check out of his own pocket until he returned. Bill promised he would be back and drove off to get his wallet. An hour later Bill returned with the amount rounded to the nearest dollar. That night it was all over the news in Seattle.

    I always wanted to share that story on digg lol
  • crunchdigg, on 06/19/2009, -2/+200but they gave you an apostrophe in exchange.
  • CoreyTamas, on 06/19/2009, -15/+192Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
  • RoroCo, on 06/18/2009, -18/+152Who still carries cash around with them? Even drug dealers are starting to take plastic.
  • inactive, on 06/19/2009, -2/+126They are ants, Michael. They are ants.
  • ryrocker, on 06/19/2009, -0/+83
    im just waiting for a track called "uh oh overdraft fees"
  • DaryLintheDark, on 06/19/2009, -2/+81rich people don't get rich by throwing their money around.

    which is why i'm so ***** poor
  • readacook, on 06/19/2009, -2/+72Very armed? Like Goro?
  • collution, on 06/19/2009, -2/+68Rap explanation for having a bundle of cash:

    "IRS can't tax money, yah feel me?"
    - Juelz Santana
  • burningrobot, on 06/19/2009, -1/+64Make sure you get a friend to videotape your attempt.
  • zjbird, on 06/19/2009, -16/+77How did toilet paper get in my wallet?
  • fragMasterFlash, on 06/19/2009, -14/+74He's got his mind on his money and his money on his mind.
  • oiooioio, on 06/18/2009, -5/+62FAIL!!!! ..... thats not Kanye West lol
  • holzy44, on 06/19/2009, -0/+55yo. i dont think hookers take atm cards
  • blaydcor, on 06/19/2009, -1/+51Wow, that guy really went out on a limb, covering Bill Gates' bill for him.
  • Intention, on 06/19/2009, -1/+48I got this feelin... somebody's watchin me.
  • DaviDTC, on 06/19/2009, -1/+47Here I was thinking he was rich cause he created something we all use, but now I know he is rich cause of his stinginess.
  • mecharabbit, on 06/19/2009, -6/+51I hope somebody eventually told him that you can get a stripper to put her boobs in your face for that piece of paper.
  • collution, on 06/19/2009, -3/+46^ Money they never see records of, they can't tax. Because it doesn't "exist".

    I thought that was common knowledge.
  • tdbeith, on 06/19/2009, -9/+51He actin' like he never seen a one befo'!
  • ZOMGitsRadimus, on 06/19/2009, -3/+42Hmmm, it seems that a few of the 0's in the corners fell off...
  • YoctoYotta, on 06/19/2009, -0/+37Wait, I'm supposed to tip the servers at Burgermaster?? Damn it, no wonder I always get treated like ***** there. There needs to be a fast food tipping law that requires posted signs or something to signify when tipping is allowed. This whole social-rules thing is confusing.
  • priamhoover, on 06/19/2009, -0/+37Just use the little green button man.
  • katahar, on 06/19/2009, -2/+38THAT ***** IS GERMAN YOU TOOL
  • detcade, on 06/19/2009, -1/+35It makes some cents
  • Myonosken, on 06/19/2009, -4/+37Yeah. ***** drug dealers. Seriously, why the hell would they create a paper trail?
  • KarmaPoIice, on 06/19/2009, -2/+35Yeah go for it dude, all you have to do is get past the 6 very large, very armed bodyguards. Have fun!
  • MNorton17, on 06/19/2009, -0/+29@13373h4X0r- Did you forget your wallet???
  • VinnieDaMac, on 06/19/2009, -0/+29I don't think the other pieces of paper have any trouble doing the same thing.
  • ccff00, on 06/19/2009, -1/+30that's what she said...
  • RainyDayNinja, on 06/19/2009, -1/+29I didn't even know they made them that small!
  • egemenbor, on 06/19/2009, -2/+30LOUD NOISES
  • tonytroz, on 06/19/2009, -1/+29The correct phrase would be "VOTE OR DIE *****"
  • Flash45, on 06/19/2009, -1/+29AND IT'S THE WRONG CLIP
  • bot001220, on 06/19/2009, -0/+25Follow him on Twitter to find out!
  • 13373h4X0r, on 06/20/2009, -0/+24Sorry to keep you guys hanging for 24 hours! LOL!

    And now... The exciting conclusion to my own, true, burger-related story:

    I did not forget my wallet. And the Whopper? It was delicious!

    The End.

    /Would it be wrong to create a Twitter account and retroactively tweet about this epic story?
  • Sherman901, on 06/19/2009, -2/+25Ruined.
  • Hoogs, on 06/19/2009, -2/+24Obligatory:
    http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/8/8/6335380246 ...
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