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Ryan Seacrest - Profile of an American Douchebag

washingtonpost.com — Ever wondered how to be a perfectly average, non-offensive and non-opinionated embodiment of trash culture? Perhaps achieve a rise to fame by having people question your sexuality for a living? Well, in addition to cutting off your balls and a lobotomy, here's some more tips for how to be like Ryan Seacrest - straight from the horse's ass!

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  • bullcutter, on 03/24/2008, -0/+120 years from now Ryan Seacrest will be 53 and still hosting American Idol, 90% of the viewers will be in between the ages of 40 and 80, and the average contestant will be 35-45 years old.

    and all the people who thought it was cool now will still think its cool because they've been brainwashed by their TV sets to do so.
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