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- BaseballGuyCAA, on 05/13/2008, -1/+20Yeah...
It's the R.
40 ounces of malt liquor make me want to tell you somethin
I say, rollin' around,
sittin' on dubs
cat like eye, was high on shrubs,
Coolin' in my Escalade,
Man I'm paid, I got it made,
Take me to your special place,
Close your eyes show me your face,
I'm gonna piss on it.
Haters gotta hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don't even want,
None of the above,
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do, I'll piss on you,
I pee on you.
I said yo body, yo body,
Is a portapotty,
And my pee got kick,
Like it knows karate,
And I pee on you,
Drip, drip, drip,
Pee on you,
Piss on you, piss on you,
Never feel quite the same,
When you get a whiff of my Hershey stains,
I wanna poop on you, too,
I want to pee in your food,
Only thing that make my life complete,
Is when I turn your face into a toliet seat,
I want to pee on you,
Yes I do, pee on you,
I'll piss on you
Haters gotta hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don't even want,
None of the above,
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do, I'll piss on you,
I pee on you.
Won't you braid my hair,
Before you start, Im gonna fart,
I wanna fart on you - inactive, on 05/13/2008, -1/+12♫ Now I'm starting to get angry, so I pull out my gun! I'm gonna give you a count of three to open this closet door. One, I'm gonna shoot you both. Two, I'm gonna cap some bitch. Three [the door opens and R. Kelly goes in] - now I'm in the closet. Now I'm in the closet too. ♫♪
- inactive, on 05/13/2008, -0/+5I'ma give you some poo-poo
I'ma give you some pee-pee
I'ma give you some doo-doo
Wash it down with some wee-wee
This is the remix edition of the song about pissin'
I got that peein', leakin', freakin' and there's juice in the kitchen...
I sip Cris..........you drink piss
"All I'm sayin is that unless R. Kelly's grandmother was there with three forms of government I.D. on film with a cop..." - keyboardduder, on 05/13/2008, -0/+4He kinda pissed on 2 underage girls... I guess thats not evidence enough
- filemeaway, on 05/13/2008, -0/+4fail much?
- xhawkbc, on 05/14/2008, -0/+3the r in r kelly stands for rapist
- inactive, on 05/13/2008, -0/+3If he's making money for the Hollywood Copyright Cabal, he's innocent. Just ask Roman Polanski:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Polansky#A_fugi ...
Maybe Kelly and Liebovitz can make a Miley Cyrus "art film" that will bring Hollywood even more precious gold... - InfamousAtheist, on 05/13/2008, -0/+3You're such an amazing hypocrite.
- talonstriker, on 05/13/2008, -1/+3EPIC WIN
- bstory, on 05/13/2008, -0/+3no proof... I thought there was video tape of him diddling the kiddies?
- Cfahooligan, on 05/13/2008, -2/+4He is a pervert. He has a history of this type of behavior. Even back in the day when he secretly married Aalyiah when she was only 15. Yeah that really happened. They quickly got it annulled because the public was freaking out a bit that an older man i think he was what 23 or 27 at the time married a kid.
- inactive, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1there is, the alleged victim denies it is her
- inactive, on 05/14/2008, -0/+1"I believe I Can Fly; I believe I can Touch The Sky." He deserves 15 years for making us listen to those miserably bad lines, that any talented 8 year old could have come up with.
- icantseeyou, on 05/13/2008, -3/+4Is R. Kelly a serial kiddie sexual predator prevert or a wrongly targeted celebrity? The best written piece on this I have read to date. As a Lawyer I see this kind of stuff happen all the time. The criminal justice system in the U.S. is very broken.
- LogitechG15, on 05/14/2008, -0/+1LOL EPIC FAIL
- mbonzo531, on 05/14/2008, -0/+1Woah way to find a typo in a blog post!
- inactive, on 05/14/2008, -1/+2All I gotta say is this was a hell of a story...Great job Brian...an excellent read. Thanks to everyone who dug this story...thanks sooo much.
- wynja, on 05/13/2008, -1/+1Come on get real. You'd have hit it too. Perv.
- incubusbeatsall, on 05/13/2008, -0/+0Yeah, like I'm gonna touch kids in a six thousand dollar suit. COME ON!
- tjClassic82, on 05/13/2008, -0/+0he sure does act as if he is not worried about anything that's for sure!
- inactive, on 05/13/2008, -1/+1All this pervert talk makes me want to bury my head in megan fox's boobs and pretend these problems don't exist in the world:
http://www.derober.com/2008/05/12/megan-foxs-boobs ... - domataos, on 05/13/2008, -2/+2No one gets accused of being a sexual predator 14 times without there being even a hint of truth to it.
- ObamaWins08, on 05/14/2008, -1/+0I want to pee on you...
- inactive, on 05/13/2008, -2/+1http://youtube.com/watch?v=-54U6e_-s6Q
I'ma give you some pee-pee
I'ma give you some doo-doo
Wash it down with some wee-wee
This is the remix edition of the song about pissin'
I got that peein', leakin', freakin' and there's juice in the kitchen... - Stepoo, on 05/14/2008, -1/+0I think you're a sexual predator.
There. That's 1. - bstory, on 05/13/2008, -2/+1honest your honor they all told me they were 18 and really who would have thought they were all lying???
- inactive, on 05/13/2008, -3/+1oooooh bitch I wish you was 13
- GalacticRerun, on 05/13/2008, -3/+2Why can't the writer decide to spell it Kelly or Kelley?
- inactive, on 05/13/2008, -5/+2Interesting article Brian. This case reminds me of the O.J. trial. You know the guy did it, there's just no proof....so he walks.
- INDOAZZ, on 05/13/2008, -5/+1Pervert, with some good albums.
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM - inactive, on 05/13/2008, -10/+3i LOVE R - Kelly. As long as it was consentual it's OK in my book.

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