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- Crash1337, on 10/11/2007, -1/+85I think it would be quicker to list the names of people that haven't slept with Paris Hilton.
- strafefire, on 10/11/2007, -1/+33So.......does Jack Osbourne have herpes now?
- merdiesel, on 10/11/2007, -0/+24Have you seen that little mutant?..
- isseki, on 10/11/2007, -2/+22Let's see, non-achieving worthless son of a famous rockstar allegedly slept with equally useless great-granddaughter of hotel magnate.
Oh yes that´s newsworthy.
What´s next? Tom Cruise's neighbour allegedly kissed a girl that serves coffee in the same place that Beyonce's cousin's friend frequents? - ThinkBox, on 10/11/2007, -1/+19There should be a wiki about it
- qwerty1024, on 10/11/2007, -0/+17OMG, let's just pray that a stolen video of that dont come out
- Dalatejc, on 10/11/2007, -1/+17God help us if this hits the front page
- SurrealDream, on 10/11/2007, -1/+16God left us precisely 2 minutes ago...
- hiPpymIck, on 10/11/2007, -1/+15FTA
"Ozzy said: “Paris was always hanging around our house. I’m not sure if she was a friend of KELLY or AMY — which one was it, Sharon?”
Sharon looked a bit sheepish and stumbled over her words as she replied: “She was Jack’s, erm, friend.” Ozzy’s jaw dropped and he exclaimed: “He didn’t shag her, did he? Well done, my son!”
...and that is all it says...no actual: "it happened"
(for nonUK -the Sun is not famous for its truthiness) - gcnaddict, on 10/11/2007, -1/+13God help us.
- corygrimes, on 10/11/2007, -2/+12Eww. Who would be proud of that?
- unloud, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7Jack Osbourne has been famous?
Hint: a person is actually famous when the people writing articles about them don't have to explain who they are to the audience. - adr4, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7Ahhh so Paris Hilton's method of gaining fame is f'ing anyone who has at any point in their life been famous.
- thcobbs, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6Hrrmmm...
I always thought Jack was gay.... Go figure. - graystar, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6The way it is going, even you might get a bit on the side with your burger in a drive through.
- MikeonTV, on 10/11/2007, -2/+7hermph fah er ja riwn to tee tutla crazy train ergim amena gorfu SHARON!
- neuonyx, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5dugg for the 'checked into the hilton' comment alone. BWAHAH
- HBNDonut, on 10/11/2007, -1/+5Are people afraid to have an oppinion on the internet these days? I mean, everyone is basically calling Paris Hilton an ugly, monster/mutant/freak etc...
I for one would love to f**k Paris Hilton. I quite happen to find her very attractive... not to mention rich! (Of course, I would wear a condom) - zyl0x, on 10/11/2007, -2/+6Buried as spam. The next and last piece of Paris news I will digg will be her obituary.
- nesibus, on 10/11/2007, -2/+5I wonder if she tried to bite the head off.
- iceperson, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3I just want to know if we're talking old fat jack, or the new buff jack...
- PABeachBum, on 10/11/2007, -2/+4Seriously, what heterosexual male with half a brain even cares about Paris Hilton anymore. The chick has freakin herpes. That instantly kills any desire you should have for a woman. I don't care how "hot" they may be. If you still find her attractive or lust for her, you should turn in your man card because you are just nasty.
- Slippy, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2I dont know which one i feel more sorry for.........
- trer, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Why are Ozzy and Sharon proud that their son just picked up Chlamydia, Gonnorhea, Genital Herpes and Hepatitis all in one night? Better hope they have Kaiser.
- s14sh3r, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3If you hit it, you'd tell everyone. ;)
- gen2ux, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Man, she's one classy girl. Good thing so many teens out there look up to her (or use to).
- nblsavage, on 10/11/2007, -2/+4Buried as lame...for a bunch of people who claim they don't care about Paris Hilton, you guys do a good job of putting this crap on the front page.
- thcobbs, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3Yes, and that's "His Noodley Appendage" to you, thank you very much!
- ripstuntz, on 10/11/2007, -3/+5Ozzy is such a badass.
- thcobbs, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Anyone who's ever bough Paris a few drinks and had a few moments of "alone time" with her.
- SpaceMonkeyZero, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Dangle a little coke in a baggie in front of Paris and she'll sleep with you too!
Enjoy the herpes! - irvman21, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2When I was 8 I got the flu and threw up. I then went on a 23 year streak of not puking a single time. And then I saw this headline.
- ohthehumanity, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2Her crabs cut holes through condoms like swiss cheese.
- TimmyGUNZ, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2So you're telling me if she was the next CEO of Apple you wouldn't digg that?
- fadetoone, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Funny if it's true.
- elsJake, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2you mean pigeons
- gcnaddict, on 10/11/2007, -3/+4A little too much detail for digg.
- hmmmok, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Yes, standards. Of course...
- kamikaze87, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2AHHHhhhhh It's Pat!
- JavaWarlord, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2@merdiesel
Which mutant? Jack or Paris? - RawShark, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Congratulations me boy!
You're a member of a very large, un-elite and very non-exclusive club that is growing larger with every breath you take. It's harder to get a cab in Manhattan during rushhour than it is to get inside her poxy slit. - TimmyGUNZ, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2It's good to know that when your 15 minutes of fame are up in Hollywood, there's still someone famous that will ***** you.
- r00tdem0n, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2why is this getting digged? who cares about jack osbourne or paris hilton?
- kgbspetznas, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1that won't stop you from getting crabs...
- 1MaskedPenguin, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1Ack. Hit the wrong button. Wouldn't it be closer to news if someone actually stood up and said "i haven't slept with Paris Hilton because I like my penis too much." ?
- HBNDonut, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1I'm sure I could more than afford some crab cream with the millions I would make! mwahaha!
Anyway, what makes you so sure she has any STD's? I mean, if she was spotted going to a sexual health clinic it would be front page news in a minute. - drlha, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1He was in an extremely popular TV series, so yes, that counts as famous.
- JohnnyXmas, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0@Dalatejc:
"God help us if this hits the front page"
And here we are. - kgbspetznas, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1I agree, getting crabs would be a fair trade off!
As to the STD thing, she probably has her own private doctor to make house calls and administer hot beef injections. -
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