- Crash1337, on 10/11/2007, -1/+85I think it would be quicker to list the names of people that haven't slept with Paris Hilton.
- TehFonz, on 10/11/2007, -14/+2Certainly not Pairs.
But is there anything she has done that she can be proud of? - ThinkBox, on 10/11/2007, -1/+19There should be a wiki about it
- strafefire, on 10/11/2007, -1/+33So.......does Jack Osbourne have herpes now?
- hiPpymIck, on 10/11/2007, -1/+15FTA
"Ozzy said: “Paris was always hanging around our house. I’m not sure if she was a friend of KELLY or AMY — which one was it, Sharon?”
Sharon looked a bit sheepish and stumbled over her words as she replied: “She was Jack’s, erm, friend.” Ozzy’s jaw dropped and he exclaimed: “He didn’t shag her, did he? Well done, my son!”
...and that is all it says...no actual: "it happened"
(for nonUK -the Sun is not famous for its truthiness) - qwerty1024, on 10/11/2007, -0/+17OMG, let's just pray that a stolen video of that dont come out
- graystar, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6The way it is going, even you might get a bit on the side with your burger in a drive through.
- str3ama, on 10/11/2007, -8/+2personally I'm sickened with the popularity of the Osbournes (the children mainly..), this is one case where I actually feel bad for Paris - getting mounted by the spawn of a bat-eater.
- HBNDonut, on 10/11/2007, -1/+5Are people afraid to have an oppinion on the internet these days? I mean, everyone is basically calling Paris Hilton an ugly, monster/mutant/freak etc...
I for one would love to f**k Paris Hilton. I quite happen to find her very attractive... not to mention rich! (Of course, I would wear a condom) - kgbspetznas, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1that won't stop you from getting crabs...
- HBNDonut, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1I'm sure I could more than afford some crab cream with the millions I would make! mwahaha!
Anyway, what makes you so sure she has any STD's? I mean, if she was spotted going to a sexual health clinic it would be front page news in a minute. - ohthehumanity, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2Her crabs cut holes through condoms like swiss cheese.
- iceperson, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3I just want to know if we're talking old fat jack, or the new buff jack...
- kgbspetznas, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1I agree, getting crabs would be a fair trade off!
As to the STD thing, she probably has her own private doctor to make house calls and administer hot beef injections.
- TehFonz, on 10/11/2007, -14/+2Certainly not Pairs.
- corygrimes, on 10/11/2007, -2/+12Eww. Who would be proud of that?
- merdiesel, on 10/11/2007, -0/+24Have you seen that little mutant?..
- TehFonz, on 10/11/2007, -8/+2Certainly not Pairs.
But is there anything she has done that she can be proud of?
(quoted wrong person) - TehFonz, on 10/11/2007, -9/+1GG SPELLING FFS!
- SurrealDream, on 10/11/2007, -2/+2@ Corygrimes :
The son of a man who bites the heads off bats? Just maybe.
That family does seem to be striving for rock-bottom. The lad's just trying to make his Dad proud, leave him alone. - elsJake, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2you mean pigeons
- JavaWarlord, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2@merdiesel
Which mutant? Jack or Paris? - s14sh3r, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3If you hit it, you'd tell everyone. ;)
- adr4, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7Ahhh so Paris Hilton's method of gaining fame is f'ing anyone who has at any point in their life been famous.
- unloud, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7Jack Osbourne has been famous?
Hint: a person is actually famous when the people writing articles about them don't have to explain who they are to the audience. - drlha, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1He was in an extremely popular TV series, so yes, that counts as famous.
- unloud, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7Jack Osbourne has been famous?
- isseki, on 10/11/2007, -2/+22Let's see, non-achieving worthless son of a famous rockstar allegedly slept with equally useless great-granddaughter of hotel magnate.
Oh yes that´s newsworthy.
What´s next? Tom Cruise's neighbour allegedly kissed a girl that serves coffee in the same place that Beyonce's cousin's friend frequents?- gcnaddict, on 10/11/2007, -7/+2What?
- ripstuntz, on 10/11/2007, -3/+5Ozzy is such a badass.
- dgblackout, on 10/11/2007, -12/+1when badass means sellout, yes.
- Dalatejc, on 10/11/2007, -1/+17God help us if this hits the front page
- gcnaddict, on 10/11/2007, -1/+13God help us.
- SurrealDream, on 10/11/2007, -1/+16God left us precisely 2 minutes ago...
- JohnnyXmas, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0@Dalatejc:
"God help us if this hits the front page"
And here we are.
- Jennica, on 10/11/2007, -2/+1Wow... no shame.
- Jambi, on 10/11/2007, -2/+0As much as I pity Paris Hilton (hounded by the paparazzi, none too smart, possibly mentally ill), I'd give all the money I have and would ever earn in the future not to see this sort of idiotic celebrity news on supposedly "serious" news channels ever again.
- thcobbs, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6Hrrmmm...
I always thought Jack was gay.... Go figure.- vulcanius, on 10/11/2007, -2/+1He is. This is just a clever cover-up.
The least they could have done was come up with something more believable... I mean come on..... who really thinks he could do this? - thcobbs, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Anyone who's ever bough Paris a few drinks and had a few moments of "alone time" with her.
- vulcanius, on 10/11/2007, -2/+1He is. This is just a clever cover-up.
- nesibus, on 10/11/2007, -2/+5I wonder if she tried to bite the head off.
- gcnaddict, on 10/11/2007, -3/+4A little too much detail for digg.
- surfacewound, on 10/11/2007, -3/+3Is Digg an online tabloid now? Christ.
- thcobbs, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3Yes, and that's "His Noodley Appendage" to you, thank you very much!
- JoeDiggsIt, on 10/11/2007, -2/+1That's one sex tape I wouldn't want to see.
- DaygoWop, on 10/11/2007, -3/+1Another terrible article! I have to repeat myself again! this is the second paris hilton article I have seen poted on digg in one day!
"Buried. Honestly, who cares about Paris Hilton!? Why can't people be more concerned about the important things that go on in this world!? Or, better yet, why can't people be more concerned with our own government!?" - br4dysays, on 10/11/2007, -3/+1wowwww
i mean i wouldnt doubt it but, wow. haha.
and i agree with DaygoWop
GET RID OF PARIS HILTON IN THE NEWS< WHO REALLY CARES?! - zyl0x, on 10/11/2007, -2/+6Buried as spam. The next and last piece of Paris news I will digg will be her obituary.
- TimmyGUNZ, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2So you're telling me if she was the next CEO of Apple you wouldn't digg that?
- shannobn, on 10/11/2007, -2/+1Oh...
- shadowspawn, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1i don't think it would be something to brag about
- nblsavage, on 10/11/2007, -2/+4Buried as lame...for a bunch of people who claim they don't care about Paris Hilton, you guys do a good job of putting this crap on the front page.
- MikeonTV, on 10/11/2007, -2/+7hermph fah er ja riwn to tee tutla crazy train ergim amena gorfu SHARON!
- kamikaze87, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2AHHHhhhhh It's Pat!
- TimmyGUNZ, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2It's good to know that when your 15 minutes of fame are up in Hollywood, there's still someone famous that will ***** you.
- PABeachBum, on 10/11/2007, -2/+4Seriously, what heterosexual male with half a brain even cares about Paris Hilton anymore. The chick has freakin herpes. That instantly kills any desire you should have for a woman. I don't care how "hot" they may be. If you still find her attractive or lust for her, you should turn in your man card because you are just nasty.
- TimmyGUNZ, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1While I am not personally attracted to her, I can see why her whorish ways are a turn-on to a lot of guys. She's got so much experience that you don't ***** Paris...she ***** YOU.
- TimmyGUNZ, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1While I am not personally attracted to her, I can see why her whorish ways are a turn-on to a lot of guys. She's got so much experience that you don't ***** Paris...she ***** YOU.
- andshewas, on 10/11/2007, -2/+1Not sure I could possibly care any less about anything that's been in Paris Hilton. Especially this.
- 1MaskedPenguin, on 10/11/2007, -2/+0Why is this news? Wouldn't it be closer to news if someone stood up and said " I haven't had sex with Paris Hilton because I have standards."
- hmmmok, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Yes, standards. Of course...
- DougPenn, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1Jack is one disgusting looking dude, why anyone, even Paris would screw him is beyond me.
- gen2ux, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Man, she's one classy girl. Good thing so many teens out there look up to her (or use to).
- r00tdem0n, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2why is this getting digged? who cares about jack osbourne or paris hilton?
- Slippy, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2I dont know which one i feel more sorry for.........
- CaitSith, on 10/11/2007, -2/+0This is not news, buried.
- trer, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Why are Ozzy and Sharon proud that their son just picked up Chlamydia, Gonnorhea, Genital Herpes and Hepatitis all in one night? Better hope they have Kaiser.
- Jonny0stars, on 10/11/2007, -2/+1This is "The Sun", you know the newspaper packed full of lies.
- neuonyx, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5dugg for the 'checked into the hilton' comment alone. BWAHAH
- roberto_deneero, on 10/11/2007, -2/+1Jack is indeed disgusting...adding even more to the soulless, depraved, self-esteem devoid, basket case that is PH.
- 1MaskedPenguin, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1Ack. Hit the wrong button. Wouldn't it be closer to news if someone actually stood up and said "i haven't slept with Paris Hilton because I like my penis too much." ?
- hasslinthehoff, on 10/11/2007, -1/+0This is possibly the crappiest entry in Digg... buried.
- fadetoone, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Funny if it's true.
- irvman21, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2When I was 8 I got the flu and threw up. I then went on a 23 year streak of not puking a single time. And then I saw this headline.
- SpaceMonkeyZero, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Dangle a little coke in a baggie in front of Paris and she'll sleep with you too!
Enjoy the herpes! - RawShark, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Congratulations me boy!
You're a member of a very large, un-elite and very non-exclusive club that is growing larger with every breath you take. It's harder to get a cab in Manhattan during rushhour than it is to get inside her poxy slit.


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