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Paris Hilton Pukes While Trying to Perform Her Own Song

irishexaminer.com — "Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from (a) Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her 'record' on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs. She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves…"

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  • reeder, on 10/12/2007, -8/+210Weird, I puke every time I hear it too!

    Can someone please, please kill Paris Hilton?!?!
    • billlyboobs34, on 10/12/2007, -9/+175What, no pic? No YouTube vid?

      lame
    • bdpf, on 10/12/2007, -23/+2It would have been news if she posed in the all together and squated to deliver again, with full vido.
    • kingfoot, on 10/12/2007, -2/+17isnt she done with headlines? geezuz
    • vandread, on 10/12/2007, -24/+9Didn't Paris say she was going to stop drinking for a year about a month ago? I lost all half an ounce of respect I had for her then, no one in their right mind stops drinking... I've gained a quarter of that half of an ounce of respect back knowing that she was just lying and didn't stop drinking.
    • blapierre, on 10/12/2007, -1/+60This is exactly like the South Park episode.
    • moxx, on 10/12/2007, -19/+7@vandread

      I thought people in their right mind stop drinking...
    • somnus, on 10/12/2007, -1/+38I like how you didn't actually edit at all.
    • nottidredd, on 10/12/2007, -3/+11sounds like she's got a fork up her ass
    • lordthor, on 10/12/2007, -7/+12no vid? no pic? not even a stray boob?
      What the hell is this story for? What, you want me to READ it@?!?!? Are you MAD!?

      @moxx: "I thought people in their right mind stop drinking..."

      That's because you're a tool.
    • dazem, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4might be time to "try something else" when you puke when listening to yourself.

      maybe she was just tryin to relate to how the people in the audience felt ...

    • aragon127, on 10/12/2007, -5/+5Why is this news? I puke every time I hear one of her songs too. It's a normal reaction.
    • XiiXii, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4She swore off sex... http://gossip.about.com/b/a/257514.htm
    • grammarpolice, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9C'mon yo guys are mean. Its not puking its called singing.
    • kal-el, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4to XiiXii

      she is swearing off sex for a year. I guess there is no one around that she wants to have sex with, she's done everyone else and is waiting for a new crop of kids
    • m8ymerc1, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10Paris is possibly the most useless human on earth!
    • CircusNinja, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Ah man, this bitch is the world's wealthiest trailer-trash.

      Just goes to show (again) that all the money in the world can't buy you class
    • maledei, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1actually she is misunderstood punk girl.
    • N00F, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1This story reminds me of a scene from a movie called Detroit Rock City. In an effort to raise cash to buy scalped tickets to a KISS concert, one teen gets up on stage at a male dancer bar, trying to win cash. He is so stage shocked that he promptly doubles over and fills a 60 oz. beer pitcher with whitish green vom! Hilarious!

      Now imagine that Hilton waif doing the same, in front of all of her peers. Brings a smile to my face.
    • car2006, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Yes, I agree with you... She needs to stop singing... I will puke too!
  • Thorpe, on 10/12/2007, -11/+10I'm glad there is no video to go with this story.
    • steelmaverick, on 10/12/2007, -15/+2I guess this is just one of those times when a video is simply unnecessary
    • bobcrotch, on 10/12/2007, -15/+3Actually I didn't click the link because of this information.

      I hope the bitch gets kidney stones.
  • hbweb500, on 10/12/2007, -1/+63Who is this "Paris Hilton" and why do we care?
    • hplasm, on 10/12/2007, -1/+62A Paris Hilton is a famous place in which thousands of rich people spend the night.

      Also a hotel.
    • teddyrux, on 10/12/2007, -1/+24"Like Kansas, flat, white and easy to enter"
      The #1 coin collection by Conan O'Brien

      (www.urbandictionary.com)
    • Aceman196, on 10/12/2007, -10/+0"A Paris Hilton is a famous place in which thousands of rich people spend the night."
      Spend the NIGHT IN.

      Also a hotel.
    • covertbadger, on 10/12/2007, -7/+6"A Paris Hilton is a famous place in which thousands of rich people spend the night."
      Spend the NIGHT IN."

      Learn to speak English. The OP used the correct structure "famous place in which", and so the "in" you added at the end, in addition to being awful grammar, is redundant.
  • Diggemz, on 10/12/2007, -1/+34I die a little each time i hear that name
  • Ohill, on 10/12/2007, -4/+21Thats not so hot.
  • jakatak, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18I can't see what Britney Spears sees in Paris Hilton.
    • billlyboobs34, on 10/12/2007, -20/+3Please watch A Night in Paris and you can see what we all saw in Paris.
    • somnus, on 10/12/2007, -2/+40A skeleton who can't give even decent head?
    • halleyscomet, on 10/12/2007, -8/+10@billlyboobs34

      What YOU saw in her perhaps.

      I saw some of the video, and I have to say she's too damn thin, and she's clearly more interested in how she LOOKS during sex than in how the experience FEELS.

      While useful in a porn actress, this is not a good quality in a lover.

      As for her weight, I've been with women as thin as she is, and I have to say it's not the most enjoyable sexual experience. The last thing I want during sex is to be bruised by the sharp angles of my partner's ribs.

      Now, if only Tanya Harding would come out with a new sex video now that she's no longer an anorexic skater. She's SMOKIN' Now.
    • somnus, on 10/12/2007, -2/+28Tanya Harding, hot? WHAT?!

      AGH! Just AGH! What the hell is wrong with you; she looks like an ugly farmer girl taking steroids to complete her sex change...
    • billlyboobs34, on 10/12/2007, -11/+1I wasn't talking about seeing desirable qualities in her I was talking about *****... you people have sick minds
    • halleyscomet, on 10/12/2007, -7/+7@somnus

      You sure we're talking about the same Tonya Harding?

      (Photos below are Safe for Work)

      http://www.tonyaharding.org/gallery/view_photo.php?set_albumName=album21&id=photo_tonyaharding_03

      http://www.tonyaharding.org/gallery/view_photo.php?set_albumName=album21&id=photo_tonyaharding_01
    • billlyboobs34, on 10/12/2007, -5/+11yeah, ugly farm chick... that's nasty

      Those are totally NSFW... If someone sees you looking at then they will lose all respect for your manhood.
    • halleyscomet, on 10/12/2007, -12/+5@billlyboobs34

      Photos of a 130 pound woman, fully clothed in a radio studio are NSFW in your mind?

      Why, because she didn't have her ribs removed to make her look thinner? Because she doesn't "purge" after every meal? Because she doesn't have implants?

      Billy, I feel sorry for you, and for any woman who gets involved with you.
    • billlyboobs34, on 10/12/2007, -3/+11Beauty may be only skin deep but ugly is to the BONE!
    • halleyscomet, on 10/12/2007, -11/+3@billlyboobs34

      So, on top of playing the role of a sexist nit-wit who considers Barbie his ideal woman, you also lack originality or the capacity to respond with anything other than catch phrases and recycled jokes.

      There are a lot of Trolls I continue to read and respond to, because I find them amusing, either because of their creativity or their raw, irrational lunacy.

      You, however, are devoid of anything to differentiate you from the average drunk frat boy.

      I'm blocking you, simply because you are too stupid and too unimaginative to waste time reading.

      Have a nice life.
    • RpgActioN, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2Some people just can't take a joke. :(
    • CrimsonBlur, on 10/12/2007, -5/+13@halleyscomet

      Tanya Harding is not hot, she is ugly. She's always been ugly. She wasn't attractive when she was skating either. In all honesty, I cannot believe you think that woman is attractive, let alone hot. You're the type of guy that has conditioned himself (for whatever reason) to accept such low standards of beauty that you convince yourself you're up on some high horse because you have a "more healthy" view of beauty. No, you don't, you just have low standards. Fetishes are different. Some people have a fat fetish or a redhead fetish or some other type of fetish that makes them concentrate more on that trait than anything else... but I don't think you're one of those people, unless your fetish is ugly, white trash, cheating, has-been ice skaters.
    • MindTrigger, on 10/12/2007, -4/+3 You can't polish a turd.
    • grammarpolice, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3@CrimsonBlur sir you are my hero.
  • ahhell, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13What a classy chick.
  • randomvictim, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15Paris Hilton sings?
    • zweben, on 10/12/2007, -1/+25She tries to.
    • billlyboobs34, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11Well, technically it's a computer correcting the vocals... but yeah
    • mink78, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12Well, I wouldn't call it singing, as much as expelling high price vodka and the three pieces of lettuce she had for lunch into a microphone. At least, that's the live version. I think the studio synthesized for the album.
  • leonwestbrook, on 10/12/2007, -0/+31Even her own music makes her sick.
  • jemans, on 10/12/2007, -0/+23Dugg for a brilliant headline
  • TheWalkingDude, on 10/12/2007, -0/+47Her little brain must have gotten confused and thought she had just finished a meal.
  • withincontext, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16She's the first one on my list when martial law is declared.
  • UltimateFlynn, on 10/12/2007, -6/+3...Skank
  • kermithefrog, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8if it was actual 'projectile vomit' and not just a light spew,
    it was probably better than what was playing over the speakers..

    well, come to think of it, better than what has been on radio, tv, and especially mtv for the last 11 years.
    the end
  • night141, on 10/12/2007, -4/+4I just threw up a little in my mouth
  • spac3m0nk3y, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17Don't put poor Paris down... puking is the one thing she's good at.

    Where's Ashlee Simpson when you need her.
    • nblsavage, on 10/12/2007, -9/+3@spac3m0nk3y
      Actually Ashee is performing the musical "Chicago" in London. Don't be an ass.
    • billlyboobs34, on 10/12/2007, -10/+1Ashlee Simpson looks hot after that nose job...
  • pirotess, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5That's awesome. I like her more now.
  • BigManOnCampus, on 10/12/2007, -2/+16The title here is awkwardly redundant. Submitter has used two verbs that in this context signify the same thing.

    "Paris Hilton Pukes While Trying to Perform Her Own Song"

    See, the problem here is the use of "Pukes" and "Trying to Perform Her Own Song." There is no literary or cultural distinction between the two, therefore, submitter is being unnecessarily confusing.

    Dugg.
  • eclectro, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I imagine that it's not projectile vomitting like everyone wants to see. I bet she put her hand over her mouth and drooled into it and stumbled off the stage. So really, there probably is not much to see if there was a video.
  • forcedfx, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9Hearing about how much of a ***** up Paris Hilton is, makes me feel a bit better about myself.
    • Solenoid, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3I'm exactly the opposite, you can see that money is EVERYTHING, you've got a rich dad, and a leaked porn movie, you're a star... Some people just don't deserve to live.

      This makes me sad and I'd like everybody else to be dead.
  • withincontext, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7And CNET ranks her as one of the top 10 female geeks ("famous girl gamer"):
    http://crave.cnet.co.uk/0,39029477,49285435,00.htm

    Blah.
    • crilen007, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4I'd ***** kick her ass at any game.
    • billlyboobs34, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7damn my selective reading... I thought you said I'd ***** her ass at any game.
    • wilf_brim, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5Jesus, that totally trashes any credibility that CNET may have ever had. The only reason that she has a PSP, Sidekick, or pink RAZR is because she is paid to be seen with them.

      I'm still annoyed that there is no video to go with the story. No YouTube video, no story.
    • MindTrigger, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3@wilf_brim

      Yeah, because the cnet article was clearly serious, with entries like ***** Lisa Simpson.
    • wompastompa, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1@billyboobs - LOL i read the same thing.
  • hmemcpy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6That wasn't vomit she puked...
  • Whackly, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11That's hot.
  • LushusJackass, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6The only thing about this story that makes me sad, is that I wasn't there myself to stand up, point, and do the loudest Nelson-esque "HA HA!" laugh ever recorded in history.
  • algorimancer, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8What a waste of oxygen.
    • knickerbocker, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Pity the cows didn't get her in the Simple Life
  • DeepPan77, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Do you think she managed to keep the lip sync going WHILE she was blowing chunks?

    PS. "Chunks" isn't the name of her latest guy, I think :-)
  • hotpepper, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3I thought her only talent was washing cars.
  • QueenzTREEZ, on 10/12/2007, -5/+0To have Jay-Z rap and open up for Paris Hilton .. $25,000. For Paris Hilton to get her chance at lip syncing at a club.. 2 drunk knob slobbings. To have Paris Hilton puking while performing on stage .. priceless.
  • Ramtech, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4here comes..... Osteoporosis!!!!!
  • aronoff, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12MAN! when I clicked on this in my RSS reader, I was like, "Please be a YouTube link..."..."Please be a YouTube link..."..."Please be a YouTube link..."..."Please be a YouTube link..."..."Please be a YouTube link..."... DANGIT!!
  • o2o2o2o2, on 10/12/2007, -13/+0I WOULD DIE A HAPPY MAN IF I WAS CLOSE ENOUGH TO PARIS TO GET PUKED ON.

    SHE IS THE ULTIMATE BAD GIRL HOTTIE.

    I'D HIT IT.
  • isukeyo, on 10/12/2007, -6/+1That's Hot!
  • naterd00d, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1http://www.duggmirror.com
  • linuxrebel, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2Wow... she just might be presidential material...
  • ampersand2001, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2this thread is worthless without pics.
  • everfresh59, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6It wasn't the Vodka.....it's the fact that she "swallowed"
  • charlykisses, on 10/12/2007, -5/+0That's hot.

    http://invite.filmloop.com/x?gLSWLYhPVyArzpo6wBUOrPgHi3HQnRTG
    Click there to see her pics PARIS AND MICHELE Went cracy
  • SomeManbeapig, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3i bet her vomit has AIDS.
  • Nipplelesshorse, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1god there needs to be a video of this
  • themayorpwns, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1no vid/pic, no story
  • mtownand1, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2paris hilton ≠ classy
  • MrTea, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3Here I was expecting a video.

    Buried as lame.
  • jellygraph, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4Paris: "Wow, like, great!, guys... How would I get more attention than that whore, Britney... You know, like, my kindred spirit, like anyways, how would i get more attention than her?"

    PS Consultant: "Vomit... on stage... to your own song..."

    Paris: "Wow, like, you are so smart, wow, like amazing!"
  • jmchez, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8The most ironic thing about the Hiltons is that the creator of the fortune, Conrad, did not want to leave anything to his children (he must have know something). Instead, as a womanizing but guilty Catholic, he wanted to leave his fortune to a nun's order for use in their charity work. However, one of his kids contested the will and won.

    So now, the money that Conrad made by hard work (he started with a small inn in New Mexico) and that he meant for nuns and the poor is used by his great grandaughter to dress as a whore and get drunk in public.
  • JaytB, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5And everybody applauded because they thought she just finished her quick song.
  • Justin6512, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1a video of this would be awesome
  • piradie, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Radin adds: "I find the music business charming."

    That was funny haha
  • quisph, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Her life is sounding more and more like an elaborate, avant-garde performance art piece. I look forward to her next "happening."
  • f0dder, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1yall hate her, don't care about her.. yet found energy to post about her.
  • DooDooFace, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Puke, now that's a funny word.
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