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- reeder, on 10/12/2007, -8/+211Weird, I puke every time I hear it too!
Can someone please, please kill Paris Hilton?!?! - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -9/+175What, no pic? No YouTube vid?
lame - hbweb500, on 10/12/2007, -1/+63Who is this "Paris Hilton" and why do we care?
- hplasm, on 10/12/2007, -1/+62A Paris Hilton is a famous place in which thousands of rich people spend the night.
Also a hotel. - blapierre, on 10/12/2007, -1/+60This is exactly like the South Park episode.
- jaydj, on 10/12/2007, -3/+56Paris was visibly shaken... but not stirred.
- TheWalkingDude, on 10/12/2007, -0/+47Her little brain must have gotten confused and thought she had just finished a meal.
- somnus, on 10/12/2007, -2/+40A skeleton who can't give even decent head?
- somnus, on 10/12/2007, -1/+38I like how you didn't actually edit at all.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+34I die a little each time i hear that name
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+31Even her own music makes her sick.
- somnus, on 10/12/2007, -2/+28Tanya Harding, hot? WHAT?!
AGH! Just AGH! What the hell is wrong with you; she looks like an ugly farmer girl taking steroids to complete her sex change... - zweben, on 10/12/2007, -1/+25She tries to.
- teddyrux, on 10/12/2007, -1/+24"Like Kansas, flat, white and easy to enter"
The #1 coin collection by Conan O'Brien
(www.urbandictionary.com) - jemans, on 10/12/2007, -0/+23Dugg for a brilliant headline
- jakatak, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18I can't see what Britney Spears sees in Paris Hilton.
- Ohill, on 10/12/2007, -4/+21Thats not so hot.
- spac3m0nk3y, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17Don't put poor Paris down... puking is the one thing she's good at.
Where's Ashlee Simpson when you need her. - withincontext, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16She's the first one on my list when martial law is declared.
- kingfoot, on 10/12/2007, -2/+17isnt she done with headlines? geezuz
- BigManOnCampus, on 10/12/2007, -2/+16The title here is awkwardly redundant. Submitter has used two verbs that in this context signify the same thing.
"Paris Hilton Pukes While Trying to Perform Her Own Song"
See, the problem here is the use of "Pukes" and "Trying to Perform Her Own Song." There is no literary or cultural distinction between the two, therefore, submitter is being unnecessarily confusing.
Dugg. - randomvictim, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15Paris Hilton sings?
- mink78, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12Well, I wouldn't call it singing, as much as expelling high price vodka and the three pieces of lettuce she had for lunch into a microphone. At least, that's the live version. I think the studio synthesized for the album.
- ahhell, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13What a classy chick.
- aronoff, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12MAN! when I clicked on this in my RSS reader, I was like, "Please be a YouTube link..."..."Please be a YouTube link..."..."Please be a YouTube link..."..."Please be a YouTube link..."..."Please be a YouTube link..."... DANGIT!!
- withincontext, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10Get off the stage, woman.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11Well, technically it's a computer correcting the vocals... but yeah
- Whackly, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11That's hot.
- forcedfx, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9Hearing about how much of a ***** up Paris Hilton is, makes me feel a bit better about myself.
- m8ymerc1, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10Paris is possibly the most useless human on earth!
- somnus, on 10/12/2007, -2/+10Paris?
- CrimsonBlur, on 10/12/2007, -5/+13@halleyscomet
Tanya Harding is not hot, she is ugly. She's always been ugly. She wasn't attractive when she was skating either. In all honesty, I cannot believe you think that woman is attractive, let alone hot. You're the type of guy that has conditioned himself (for whatever reason) to accept such low standards of beauty that you convince yourself you're up on some high horse because you have a "more healthy" view of beauty. No, you don't, you just have low standards. Fetishes are different. Some people have a fat fetish or a redhead fetish or some other type of fetish that makes them concentrate more on that trait than anything else... but I don't think you're one of those people, unless your fetish is ugly, white trash, cheating, has-been ice skaters. - nottidredd, on 10/12/2007, -3/+11sounds like she's got a fork up her ass
- algorimancer, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8What a waste of oxygen.
- kermithefrog, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8if it was actual 'projectile vomit' and not just a light spew,
it was probably better than what was playing over the speakers..
well, come to think of it, better than what has been on radio, tv, and especially mtv for the last 11 years.
the end - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+11Beauty may be only skin deep but ugly is to the BONE!
- jmchez, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8The most ironic thing about the Hiltons is that the creator of the fortune, Conrad, did not want to leave anything to his children (he must have know something). Instead, as a womanizing but guilty Catholic, he wanted to leave his fortune to a nun's order for use in their charity work. However, one of his kids contested the will and won.
So now, the money that Conrad made by hard work (he started with a small inn in New Mexico) and that he meant for nuns and the poor is used by his great grandaughter to dress as a whore and get drunk in public. - grammarpolice, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9C'mon yo guys are mean. Its not puking its called singing.
- knickerbocker, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Pity the cows didn't get her in the Simple Life
- withincontext, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7And CNET ranks her as one of the top 10 female geeks ("famous girl gamer"):
http://crave.cnet.co.uk/0,39029477,49285435,00.htm
Blah. - CircusNinja, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Ah man, this bitch is the world's wealthiest trailer-trash.
Just goes to show (again) that all the money in the world can't buy you class - DeepPan77, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Do you think she managed to keep the lip sync going WHILE she was blowing chunks?
PS. "Chunks" isn't the name of her latest guy, I think :-) - hmemcpy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6That wasn't vomit she puked...
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -5/+11yeah, ugly farm chick... that's nasty
Those are totally NSFW... If someone sees you looking at then they will lose all respect for your manhood. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7damn my selective reading... I thought you said I'd ***** her ass at any game.
- LushusJackass, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6The only thing about this story that makes me sad, is that I wasn't there myself to stand up, point, and do the loudest Nelson-esque "HA HA!" laugh ever recorded in history.
- JaytB, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5And everybody applauded because they thought she just finished her quick song.
- everfresh59, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6It wasn't the Vodka.....it's the fact that she "swallowed"
- pirotess, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5That's awesome. I like her more now.
- lordthor, on 10/12/2007, -7/+12no vid? no pic? not even a stray boob?
What the hell is this story for? What, you want me to READ it@?!?!? Are you MAD!?
@moxx: "I thought people in their right mind stop drinking..."
That's because you're a tool. -
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