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Paris Hilton Is Too Beautiful For Jail, Says Paris Hilton
hecklerspray.com — Terrified that her 45-day prison sentence will plunge her into a world of daily beatings, violent shower-room cunnilingus and a total absence of anything that's even vaguely hot, Paris Hilton has started up a petition to keep her out of jail, on the basis that she "provides beauty and excitement" to everyone's lives. (yeah right...)
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