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- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -6/+814I have to agree with Eric Layne who put it so succinctly: Send That Silly Bitch To Jail!
- Lixie, on 10/12/2007, -6/+553She's "rich trash". The only thing she provides to society is what to avoid becoming.
- WarpFox, on 10/12/2007, -9/+547The Simple Life: Guantanamo Bay
- Condottieri, on 10/12/2007, -8/+496If anyone needs a reality check, it's her.
- cawpin, on 10/12/2007, -7/+442Dugg just for getting "cunnilingus" on the front page.
- asauterChicago, on 10/12/2007, -4/+373Will someone please start a "Keep Paris Hilton in Jail" petition? PLEASE...I would, but I'm too busy with work to start one...
- doctorfungi, on 10/12/2007, -38/+365This is harsh, I know. But I really hope she gets shanked while she's in there.
- burkewendt, on 10/12/2007, -5/+321She broke the law and she must pay the consequences, its as simple as that... Why should she get special treatment? Because her grandfather made a profitable hotel chain? That makes no sense
- jsg7, on 10/12/2007, -2/+274Prisons need more beauty and excitement... extend her sentence...
- artisresistance, on 10/12/2007, -2/+195"She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives…"
Her existence offers nothing...It's shallow, boring, and pathetic. Her lame-ass fans and the (tabloid) media make it seem exciting. It's an illusion.
"The Paris Hilton jail petition has so far received over 10,000 signatures which, although impressive, probably won't stop Paris Hilton from going to the big house"
10,000 signatures is hardly impressive. How many signatures can digg get together in support of her 45 day sentence? I'm sure hundreds of thousands. - LGFAlbatross, on 10/12/2007, -1/+183If she wanted a bit of leniency, she would have shown up for court on time.
- custal, on 10/12/2007, -18/+183asauterChicago wrote: Will someone please start a "Keep Paris Hilton in Jail" petition?
Already done: http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/nomercy4paris/ - Phaedruss, on 10/12/2007, -1/+152You could sign the petition to keep her in jail that has < 50 signatures, or the one that has almost 40,000:
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/jailparishilton/index.html - HokieMike, on 10/12/2007, -3/+144"Too stupid for the real world" is more like it.
- orientis, on 10/12/2007, -1/+136Thank you Hexogen, for reminding us that there is always the anal fisting option. In today's hustle-bustle world we often forget that.
- Synthos, on 10/12/2007, -4/+109You break the law... You go to jail.
Learn how some people live, bitch. - goeatsmsht, on 10/12/2007, -2/+107but she was to busy being "beautiful and exciting"
/sarcasm - IvanB, on 10/12/2007, -5/+95I hope she drops the soap and pays for her toilet paper the hard way.
- basichuman, on 10/12/2007, -6/+92@asauterChicago
Someone did create a petition. Now has almost 39,000 signatures. It may not make a difference but it would be fun to see what happens when the Digg community gets a hold of it.
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/jailparishilton/signatures.html
Edit: Looks like sepharious beat me to it. Go ahead and digg me down. - meshgiath, on 10/12/2007, -2/+83petition signed, comment made:
Things that DO NOT exempt a person from being jailed:
1) your father created a business that makes loads of cash annually
2) you are under the impression that you provide some service to society (outside of homemade porn)
3) you personally THINK you're too good for jail.
Paris needs to go to prison strictly because she is the embodiment of what is bringing america down. In her own head, as projected by her actions, she is more important than anyone else. i.e. she lives in her own world, not in the reality God placed her in.
If America is to survive, this mentality of "I am what I think I am" must die.
Jail Paris Hilton because she broke the law. Make an example out of her, because if you do not, the example that will be made will be that of a broken justice system wherein laws mean nothing when money is involved. - Zippo, on 10/12/2007, -1/+68This brainless ditz needs a good dose of reality. It was bad enough that she was drinking and driving (which is what got her a $1500 fine and 36 months probation), but she was caught speeding (and without her headlights on), driving with a suspended license, and she had failed to enroll in a court-ordered alcohol education program.
Sorry honey, but just because you're filthy rich and have a good body doesn't mean you're above the law. Besides, the only "excitement" you've ever brought to this world was that sex tape. Now that everyone's seen that and moved on, you're just a rich bimbo again. - nblsavage, on 10/12/2007, -5/+71hate to destroy your prison rape fantasies but being a celeb, Paris will most likely get a private cell and be isolated from the rest of the jail's population.
- Hexogen, on 10/12/2007, -4/+68She could always get anally fisted.
- DrMonkeyLove, on 10/12/2007, -4/+57"SEND OJ SIMPSON TO JAIL!!!!!"
No, send OJ to Paris Hilton's house. We all know how he treats white women. THEN send him to jail. - Cruelapollo, on 10/12/2007, -2/+54I'm sure she's used to it.
- Codename, on 10/12/2007, -1/+51Dude she's so skinny she could just slide through the jail cell.
- LogicBomB, on 10/12/2007, -2/+51As one of the ugliest celeb's out there in my opinion, this is the weakest excuse yet!
- Grumps, on 10/12/2007, -3/+52Its true that law only applies to poor people without status. Even if shes serving 45 days, she'll be in a 5 star unit. Reality sucks.
- Lixie, on 10/12/2007, -2/+50She had to be fashionably late, you know, because she's "busy" with other court dates
- Karyyk, on 10/12/2007, -2/+49Where's the petition to keep her there past 45 days? That's what I'm talking about...
- IbnDigg, on 10/12/2007, -2/+48PETITIONS:
In ipetitions top five list, all five petitions are about the p.hilton.
TWO are for jailing hilton
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/jailparishilton (Signatures 39,819 )
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/DN_FREE_PARIS (Signatures 8,378)
THREE for "freeing" hilton.
http://no.URL.just.incase.an.idiot.wants.to.sign.it (Signatures 19,828)
http://no.URL.just.incase.an.idiot.wants.to.sign.it (Signatures 5,693)
http://no.URL.just.incase.an.idiot.wants.to.sign.it (Signatures 2,345)
Thats 48,197 vs 27,866 idiots - tizz66, on 10/12/2007, -38/+83I think it's only fair to point out she didn't make this petition or choose the wording in it - although she does support it (obviously...). The story is inaccurate or misleading in that respect.
- stratdog25, on 10/12/2007, -1/+45Thats why the guy in the video broke up with her... she was "seeing someone else on the side"
Is that how her teaching career ended? she "couldnt keep her pupils straight?" - alienfubar, on 10/12/2007, -3/+44Dude, I'm just going to have to bury you just for the freaky Capitalized Letters In Every Word. I couldn't read the paragraph at all, and I'm in no way a grammar nazi.
- aspec, on 10/12/2007, -1/+39Dude, I think dropping soap is a male prison thing... I don't think they're quite as limited in a women's prison.
- tinkafoo, on 10/12/2007, -3/+41"Hey Ms. Hilton, you have the right to remain silent. I suggest you do it."
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+39then it's not a jail is it? the whole point is to teach her a lesson..seems like she is just going to a hilton hotel.
- SupaFupa, on 10/12/2007, -0/+341. You became pseudo-famous partly because of your lineage, but mostly because of your vagina and non-existent breasts.
2. You have the work ethic that makes George W. Bush's look good.
3. You have 0 talent beyond the ability to make people feel better because they're not as stupid as you.
4. You contribute nothing to society, in fact you are a detriment by giving hope to young women that intelligence matters none, and that 6'4, 105lbs, and oblivious to most of the world around you is a something to strive for.
5. You are eye candy that is used as a distraction from important news. This will never change.
6. Since nothing you do is actually important at all, a drunk driving conviction will never impede your ability to work.
All that being said, you are a United States citizen, you broke the law, a second time, whilst on probation. How many chances do they give you in la la land?
Paris, here, of all junctions of your life, is your chance to truly fulfill what you say is your goal: to help young women. Grow up, go to jail, and prove to us all that you actually do care about anyone else but yourself and this months dog. Prove that you grasp this small concept of normal human life. - alienfubar, on 10/12/2007, -3/+36I don't know what you have been smoking; paris hilton is NOT hot.
- frostieDude, on 10/12/2007, -0/+32I can't put my finger on exactly why, but I don't think she is all that good looking.
- mattmcm, on 10/12/2007, -2/+34God damn. I was digging you down based solely on the fact you like Capitalising Every Word, but I read the crap you wrote, and that's worth an extra digg-down.
- tomz17, on 10/12/2007, -3/+35Either your caps lock key broken in a very interesting fashion, or you are really as retarded as your post implies.
- laserblazer, on 10/12/2007, -4/+36She's not going to ***** you, chump. She's never going to ***** you.
Also, speaking of losers - defending a debauched gutter-skank on Digg isn't winning material. - lieutenantmudd, on 10/12/2007, -0/+28Well yes and no. If the prison can't provide reasonable security to someone in the general population, they should be kept separate. This is a women's prison I assume so I don't know the risk.
But in Men's prisons, this kindof thing happens all the time. For example, a pedophile in general population of a men's prison will be killed. Prisons keep them separate to keep them safe. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -18/+44I want to see a gangbang in that prison, Paris would love it... host in on the inter-nets!!
- lieutenantmudd, on 10/12/2007, -1/+27Celebrities are kept in separate populations to avoid specifically what she is worried about. Cops, pedophiles, and celebrities are rarely kept in the general population because they are afraid of them being targeted.
- snotrokit, on 10/12/2007, -1/+27send that useless bitch to jail. The worst part is she won't even see general population, which for her own safety, is a good thing. I think they need to let her into general pop for a few hours a day.
serious wake up call.
break the law, go to jail. I really could give 2 ***** about how pampered or pretty (not in my eyes) she is. Iron bar motel bitch. - RobertPatrick, on 10/12/2007, -4/+29I hope she'll be alone in a cell, nobody wants jail to become a herpes factory.
- LostOnion, on 10/12/2007, -0/+21FTA: "She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world."
Yes, you too, young girl can be a selfish, talentless, thoughtless, self-centered, elite skinny bitch with no regard to decency getting a totally free ride for the rest of your life as long as your daddy is a rich ass mother ***** like mine. Otherwise, kiss my ass America. - Love Paris. - RealityCheque, on 10/12/2007, -4/+24Wow, let's respond nine different times to point out the same thing!
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