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- otatop, on 10/12/2007, -6/+223She'll probably get a couple hours of community service, at the most. Everyone knows laws are only for poor people, the rich and famous don't need to worry themselves with them.
- SnuKs, on 10/12/2007, -9/+203@AWeeBitInsane
Life IS too short. But if your definition of having fun of is to get piss and pass out drunk, dope up on blow, spit out racial/homophobic slurs, shamelessly expose yourself, and be a walking an STD all while disrespecting your family name, then more power to you.
I guess I have too much respect for friends, family, and more importantly myself. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -16/+133Who gives a *****?
The really sad part is that this lame
excuse for a news story made the front page. - crawfishsoul, on 10/12/2007, -3/+93Is that a new Fox "reality" show I smell?
"The Simple Life: San Quentin" - coheedcollapse, on 10/12/2007, -6/+89Let's hope that ugly, boxy-faced, bag of antlers whore can't buy her way out of this.
- swordedge, on 10/12/2007, -3/+76Another celebrity that thinks the rules don't apply to them... Throw her ass in jail.
- drafhk, on 10/12/2007, -1/+70I can't wait for next 45 days of tabloids:
"PARIS IN JAIL! EXCLUSIVE PICTURES"
"BONUS: DID PARIS SLEEP WITH INMATE? NEW TESTIMONY TELLS ALL!"
Then afterwards,
"FREE! BONUS: IS BRAD LEAVING ANGELA FOR PARIS?
Lord, please make it stop. - Br0wn, on 10/12/2007, -2/+64Oh, we're scissoring
- Puffball, on 10/12/2007, -4/+62You don't have to be a "fat nerd" to know that DWIs are pretty serious -- and the fact that she puts other people's lives in danger over and over just for this "fun" (that fat nerds can't achieve apparently) makes her look like a reckless *****. And seriously, she's one of the most gross, white trash, celebrities -- if she was drunk and sprawled out on my couch, I would force her to leave.
- rebopper, on 10/12/2007, -2/+58She will probably just go to rehab.
- LLeonard, on 10/12/2007, -0/+54*cough* Martha Stewart*cough*
- tidefan, on 10/12/2007, -1/+54When you got money like that, jail isn't an option.
- Eastlygod, on 10/12/2007, -7/+61Oh, but what will happen to poor little Tinkerbell?
/sarcasm - rudy23, on 10/12/2007, -2/+39because you came in here to comment
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -4/+41"She's a beautiful girl trying to have fun. This life is short and she's doing the right thing, trying to make the most out of it. The fact that you people are fat jealous bums is pretty sad, but it's even sadder when you take pleasure in her misfortune. Plus, it's 45 days tops. She'll be back and havin' fun in no time you fat nerds."
I didn't know Paris's publicist posted on digg. - cljordan1, on 10/12/2007, -4/+37She'll probably like it there... sex with inmates, etc...
- thescimitar, on 10/12/2007, -3/+35You gotta figure that for every time she's been caught drunk, there must be at least three or four times when she was driving drunk and DIDN'T get caught.
She should go to prison (or a hardcore, freedom-less treatment facility) for a long, long time. Drunk drivers are ***** retards, and a hell of a lot more dangerous than other crimes that result in more hard time. I don't care if she's famous or not. - Elranzer, on 10/12/2007, -1/+32If she does community service, I hope they capture it on camera so it can be circulated on the Internet for the rest of time.
- TheOther1, on 10/12/2007, -0/+27Edited for you:
"They will be delighted to treat her like the sub-human garbage that she is." - wiirdo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+27You're too kind. Everyone else is dogging her.
- laterallateral, on 10/12/2007, -1/+28@donwilson2
What has she done to us? What are you ***** retarded? Do you realize what drunk driving IMPLIES?
It's like releasing a bull into a shopping mall! If you see it first, you might be able to get out of it's way
If not, well... - rudy23, on 10/12/2007, -3/+28stop paying attention and its stops.
- mjl5629, on 10/12/2007, -2/+27Guantanamo?
- drafhk, on 10/12/2007, -5/+29No. It doesn't. :'(
- wiirdo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+23She can wear her Prada ankle bracelet in home detention.
- mywhitenoise, on 10/12/2007, -7/+28AWeeBitInsane is right. If only all of us could have rich parents, and spoil us. She's a role-model to look up to. I'd rather go out partying without fearing any consequences, than have...what do you call them? a brain?
Everyone, go follow in the footsteps of Paris! Grab a few drinks, go out driving, and hope you don't kill yourself in the process. - jgzman, on 10/12/2007, -10/+30I consider DUI to be a capitol crime, myself. Driving is dangerous enough when you are in full control of yourself; as everyone knows (or should know) you can get killed on the highway doing everything right, if the guy in front of you does enough things wrong. If you are drunk, (or high, or seriously sleep deprived) than you are clearly not doing everything right, and you could be the cause of another person's death.
If causing the death of other people is your idea of 'just having fun and enjoying life' than I say to hell with that. - broeks, on 10/12/2007, -4/+22Scissor me Timbers!
- laterallateral, on 10/12/2007, -2/+18Hey Paris,
next time, aim for the MIDDLE brick wall, will you?
That's the one that's not a booze fueled hallucination. - CedEx, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14You mean like how Naomi Campbell shows up for community service cleaning by wearing 5 inch stilletto heels?
It was probably more headache for the manager to watch her than the work she actually got accomplished. Mockery of justice. - wiirdo, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15Must be nice to do whatever the hell you want and not care if you get arrested, because you daddy's lawyers will bail your sorry ass out. If she loses her license, she will just be chauffeured around.
That's why we law-abiding hard-working citizens hate your guts. - Juntistik, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14Stupid spoiled whore... VIDEO PLAYSET!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpcTdEZBBUg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stupid_Spoiled_Whore_Video_Playset - Nodaki, on 10/12/2007, -2/+15L.A. County Jail is NOT fun. Overcrowded, stinky, cold, and full of very bad people awaiting trial. L.A. County Sheriffs are some of the meanest bastards on the planet. They will be delighted to treat her like sub-human garbage.
She may not come out the same person. Her reality shattered and broken. If I had her money I would leave the country and never come back. - Maluka, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14I hope that dog of hers goes with her!
- Tordenflesk, on 10/12/2007, -4/+17Here's to hoping she gets knifed in the Joint!
/toast - Cowchip7, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11She would probably film an episode of "Simple Life" from the prison... Maybe Nicole Richie will go to jail with her?! Hmmmmm, now that's great TV...
- ndiderrich, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12maybe she'll make another sex video with a two teethed hick lesbian.
- jgzman, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11And I'm OK with this. Anyone who decides to drive a car while drunk is endangering the life of everyone near them. If I were given my way, I would issue drunk drivers 40 lashes for the first offense, and hang them for the second offense.
And don't tell me "drunk people don't have the judgment to tell if they're too drunk to drive" - *****.
A) if they don't have that much judgment, they don't have the judgment to drive, either
B) nobody held them down and poured beer into them. If you choose to consume a chemical that you know will kill your reflexes, judgment and coordination, than you must accept responsibility for what you do in that condition. - qazyhoods, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12i cant think of anyone more worthless to society
- orlyfactor, on 10/12/2007, -3/+13@donwilson2:
What has she done to me? She's using up MY oxygen, oxygen she doesn't deserve. I'll bet my left nut she won't see day 1 in jail though, she's too rich to go to jail. - CynaminGirl, on 10/12/2007, -6/+16The rich seem to get away with murder, literally! What kind of an unfair world do we live in? My a** would be in jail the day it happened (DUI or whatever...) cuz I'm poor and I think the same rules should apply to EVERYONE! No exceptions! But that's not reality now, is it?
- uselessexpert, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11She is getting what she deserves! Sometimes people with money think they are untouchable, and for some reason our justice system finally punishes someone who is deserving of punishment. But I bet if it was a regular joe like many of use here, it would be at least 90 days instead of 45.
- th3heretic, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10Is there some way we can kick her out of America?
- HunterTV, on 10/12/2007, -4/+14Book deal and/or reality show based on her "ordeal" in 5... 4... 3...
- mrmdc, on 10/12/2007, -2/+12Yeah, did you see her track record? a DUI, then pulled over twice, had her license revoked, then pulled over again with a suspended license, and she skipped out on her alcohol treatment..
she's doing time dude. - FelixdaaHack, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9image of butch lesbian cell mate having her way with her HAhahahaha!
- dexx001, on 10/12/2007, -2/+11yea i agree, my best is she's gonna do a couple dozen hours of community service max... i mean she's a HILTON... bastards
- eatsushi, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9she'll be the only one with a diamond encrusted shiv!
- FearlessFreep, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8I though the "Women In Prison" genre had died off?
- Gir53457, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8It's not the fact that shes "Pretty" (She looks like a horse) and has fun, It's the multiple felonies she gets away with.
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