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OMFG - Paris Hilton Draws a Self-Portrait From Prison (PIC)

tmz.com — The drawing, a self-portrait of Hilton at a pay phone inside the jail, features Paris in her jail issue with an incredibly accurate depiction of our fearless leader hosting "Larry King Live" on television in the background.

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  • MinnieLass, on 10/11/2007, -18/+19ROFL, that's made my day!
    • Waskonator, on 10/11/2007, -3/+17This looks, and reads, like a 12 year old put in summer camp against their will. Grow up Paris. Quit drunk driving hundred-thousand dollar cars all over hollywood and just do coke in the back of a limo like you are supposed to. ***** pitty-party.
    • Akaji, on 10/11/2007, -1/+17It's... it's... it's... she wrote IT'S when it was possessive! /explodes
      • robdiggity, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Curious if you are exploding because she got it wrong... what else would you expect?
    • NikoKun, on 10/11/2007, -6/+3Most of the people on Digg are just as bad in this situation... -_- you morons all want paris to suffer... but for no other reason other than you think she's a spoiled rich girl... -_-
      • badjoke, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3She's finally spent a few days without sex, drugs and relying on daddy's money. Maybe it'll humble her a little bit. It's all we really want...well also for her to shut the ***** up.
      • randf, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3no, i want her to suffer b/c she's wasting my air
      • Rodalli, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6I'm sorry, but are we talking about the same Paris Hilton? I thought there was just the one. I don't *think* she's a spoiled rich girl, I KNOW she's a spoiled rich girl; in fact, I daresay she is the modern-day definition of the phrase.

        If anyone should suffer in this world, it is the spoiled, the rich and all the variant shades of gray between the two, and simply because suffering is the polar opposite of their usual state of being. They should suffer just to see what it's like; hell, maybe they should pay money to experience suffering. That's what they do whenever they want anything, and quite frankly the rest of us could really use the money. I think that's a fair exchange. They give us some money, and they can have some suffering. Brings balance to the universe.
    • JettaMan, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8She has the mind of a little girl. It's kind of sweet and kind of sad.
    • heatman, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3There is a line missing at the end:
      "P.S. Will you go with me to the Ice Cream Social? Circle Yes or No"
  • cosmikdebris, on 10/11/2007, -5/+103Bloody hell ... The woman has talent! Before we know it she'll be banging out counterfeit Eschers'.
    • CheckPlease, on 10/11/2007, -0/+39I don't know who this Counterfeit Eschers guy is, but odds are she already banged him.
    • napsack, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Bastard you actually made me click on the link lol
    • StriferDiem, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2I fear my kids will start dotting their letter i with ^ from now on...
  • TimmyGUNZ, on 10/11/2007, -6/+408FAKE. There are no spelling errors in this pic.
    • shifty2, on 10/11/2007, -8/+7not to mention she doesnt know how to draw a straight line with a ruler
    • eatkitten, on 10/11/2007, -6/+45FAKE. There are no vaginas in this picture.
      • randf, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1FAKE. There's no one there to hold the pencil for her.
    • Akaji, on 10/11/2007, -5/+58She wrote it's instead of its. Granted, almost every moron in the world (read: almost everyone) does it, but still...
      • TimmyGUNZ, on 10/11/2007, -0/+23You can't expect her to master spelling AND grammar this soon.
    • profingersk8er, on 10/11/2007, -6/+5HAHAHAHA.... your comment made my day!
    • NikoKun, on 10/11/2007, -17/+2-_- Do you people spend your day laughing at other people's misfortunes?
      • AmishRefugee, on 10/11/2007, -0/+13absolutely.
      • OUberLord, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8Her misfortune? She was driving while legally drunk, what pity does she deserve that she had to actually pay the consequences for breaking a law?

        The only misfortune I see here is that despite the total lack of a reason for being so she is still plastered all over my TVs, monitors, and radio and as of yet hasn't done a single thing good with her life, her charm, or her money. Instead, shes a prissy media whore who thinks that she should get special treatment.
    • WarrenG1983, on 10/11/2007, -1/+14Her pay phone is missing *, 0, and #. But to be fair, I doubt she's ever used a pay phone outside of prison.
      • Matri, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1What makes you think she had a pay phone in her penthouse suite of a prison cell?
    • indicas, on 10/11/2007, -3/+1Maybe no spelling errors but there are certainly grammatical errors! "I think TMZ is a great website because of it's reputation..."
    • PhantomBantam, on 10/11/2007, -1/+11"it's" should be "its", and hearts should be dots.
  • kenkyomausu, on 10/11/2007, -12/+44better than i can draw...
  • ilkeryoldas, on 10/11/2007, -21/+482I think we've had enough of Paris.. digg me down if you think otherwise
  • usproblogger, on 10/11/2007, -14/+2@#$% 23 instead of 45 days http://www.digg.com/celebrity/Paris_free_after_23_days_BS
    • logicalnoise, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2she was in prison for 45 days. In prison time. In most states it works out to 1 real life day = 2 prison time days. or about that
  • itsreallyquiet, on 10/11/2007, -15/+8***** tmz. i dont give a ***** bout no celeburdys.
    • thepompano, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Seconded - Buried as "I don't give a FLYING *****".
    • hmunkey, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Um... You spell worse than PH. That's, to say the least, bad... especially because you have a spellchecker.
  • mandarin, on 10/11/2007, -12/+173she writes like an 8 year old..
    • AegisGFX, on 10/11/2007, -11/+3And draws like a 6 month old.
    • betobeto, on 10/11/2007, -2/+2Which, by the way, explains everything else about her.
    • hifiDesign, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3I was about to post the same damn comment... Man, it's almost sickening because from one perspective she makes herself seem like an 8 y/o. But the note itself proves she's operating on a higher level (George Bush or Jessica Simpson-style ditzyness?) WTF is going on with this girl?
    • mayonnaiseparty, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1i was totally thinking the same thing!
  • Lumiras, on 10/11/2007, -19/+4She's actually an OK artist.....I mean, nothing spectacular, but still...
    • TimmyGUNZ, on 10/11/2007, -1/+4Paris Hilton + Artist must never be used in the same sentence again.

      I thought we already established this when her album came out.
  • squarehalo, on 10/11/2007, -11/+66buried. you assholes.
  • iFox, on 10/11/2007, -8/+1OMFG
  • max420, on 10/11/2007, -12/+72Is anyone else getting tired of seeing all this Paris Hilton ***** all the time?
  • ColtRevolvers, on 10/11/2007, -17/+7I am getting sick of Paris in the news.
    but I'd still do her.
  • Somniis, on 10/11/2007, -7/+42Who cares.
  • mannaran, on 10/11/2007, -8/+2what makes her so great?
  • kablammo, on 10/11/2007, -3/+123She dots her "i"s with little hearts... why am I not at all surprised?
    • Iwantawii, on 10/11/2007, -2/+26I AM suprised. I thought they'd be little penises
    • DesignerScott, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2And I thought it took her half an hour to write a sentence because she's illiterate.
  • firebirdstation, on 10/11/2007, -6/+1I guess this might be real because she misspelled one..
    "because of it's reputation" should be "because of its reputation"
    • Ladymongoose, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0why are you people digging this down???
      • indicas, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Because it's not a misspelling, it's a grammatical error.
    • undersky, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2cuz someone pointed out already?
  • uesc, on 10/11/2007, -5/+13poor paris, 3 WHOLE weeks in jail.
    i can't believe she survived!
  • OMGWTFROFLMAOx2, on 10/11/2007, -3/+112Thank GOD we can finally get away from this Dick Cheney news and back to the real issues. iPhones and Paris Hilton
  • hailxkill, on 10/11/2007, -5/+13With her talents as a writer, musician, model, socialite, and actress, Paris Hilton may be the leader of the Neo-Renaissance!



    i damn sure hope not...
  • eksai, on 10/11/2007, -6/+33anyone else expected a stick figure?
  • djagia, on 10/11/2007, -5/+0can someone provide a mirror please?
    • deadlogic, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6so you can do a self portrait too?
  • yoshitomi, on 10/11/2007, -6/+11She writes like a 5 year old.
  • MikeonTV, on 10/11/2007, -6/+2Wow she can draw too!

    A TRIPLE THREAT!!!!!!1!1!!SHIFT+1!!
  • lashrac606, on 10/11/2007, -6/+3Buried to get that bitch off the front page. She's in jail - so there's no reason I should see her name anywhere.
    • lashrac606, on 10/11/2007, -1/+0Buried? I see we got a few Paris Hilton fans in here. But I hope for your sake you're not just a fan of her art.
    • undersky, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2you got buried cuz apparently u didn't get the MEMO that she has been RELEASED from JAIL!
  • turnlikeawheel, on 10/11/2007, -7/+3If you can't tell that this is an obvious fake I feel sorry for you people.
    • undersky, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1u r so stupid i feel sorry for YOU.

      what makes u think TMZ will risk legal action if they faked such thing and put on their website? what is the point of it?

      like I said, I feel sorry for you.
  • StanleyReturns, on 10/11/2007, -7/+21She also draws an amazing Liger.
    • SirDiggalot, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5It took her, like, 3 hours to finish the shading on her upper lip.
  • thcobbs, on 10/11/2007, -7/+3Seems like she could do some anime.... Just needs to draw a bigger rack on the girl.
    • Doompuppet, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1That is how american 8 year olds draw anime characters.
  • cyberghost232, on 10/11/2007, -4/+13Looks better than the real thing.
  • 0owh0r5xzs, on 10/11/2007, -9/+0***** off with this Paris Hilton faggotry.
  • themoose, on 10/11/2007, -5/+5I only just realized TMZ was AOL. The design is horrible, I thought it was some cheap blog.
  • jhnewt, on 10/11/2007, -7/+1Her drawing skills came along a far way in three weeks. You should have seen her self portrait skills before she went to jail.
  • i8ramin, on 10/11/2007, -3/+0she draws, writes and sounds like a child
  • Jerim, on 10/11/2007, -5/+3Any pic of Paris should include drugs, alcohol and her performing sexual acts on some random dude.
  • tucsonsun13, on 10/11/2007, -7/+5Who's Paris Hilton again?
  • ckapblogs, on 10/11/2007, -4/+0"Paris...say thank you to nice reporters."
    Awww...shes so appreciative.
  • BubbaHilton, on 10/11/2007, -5/+0Bet Paris has all kinds of interesting prison stories... http://www.pariswasmyprisonbitch.com
  • zovres, on 10/11/2007, -5/+2iphone, paris hilton... this is getting annoying
  • Feener, on 10/11/2007, -6/+0For a second I was expecting some hidden talent, she's got to be good at something, right?
    • dondara, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Hope springs eternal eh?

      She a talentless hag.
    • undersky, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1er....didn't you know her talent at giving head? it was good
  • sargant, on 10/11/2007, -4/+7The little hearts on the i's are a real touch of class. I can only presume her My Little Pony stickers are missing from the sides as they were declared contraband.
  • Gee1004, on 10/11/2007, -5/+3iPhone>Paris Hilton>Bush
  • NyteStarNyne, on 10/11/2007, -6/+4Hmm... That doesn't look like a pay phone. She must have had something else on her mind *cough*
  • merrickx, on 10/11/2007, -4/+1Wait, wait. Lynwood? Is that where they're holding her? Haha my hometown.
  • nshah, on 10/11/2007, -7/+4Well, at least she didn't use Macaroni, gel pens or glitter.
  • emrikol, on 10/11/2007, -7/+4♥
    I am ashamed :)
  • TimmyGUNZ, on 10/11/2007, -3/+22Anyone notice that she writes her "a's" differently depending on the word. It must be because she's slowing down and trying really hard to concentrate on "big words" like accurately and "appreciate."
    • AdHaR, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1also she is mixing it up with uppercase and lowercase letters....she writes like a 6 year old...
      • HoIIister, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0Hah, I was thinking the same and I think she draws like a 6 year old as well!
    • kace32, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Haha...the fact that she does he A's different is so strange. There is no consistency where they are in the word which leads me to believe, she really is trying to concentrate on the big words...haha, nice!
    • napsack, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1I notice the 'R's too. Nice observation. I was wondering why she did that.
    • EnderMB, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Probably from hand cramps. You know why.
    • pintong, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1Maybe. Or maybe because it's fake.
  • mehss, on 10/11/2007, -8/+3OMFG HOW ***** INSANE!!! AND HOW ***** INTERESTING OMFG GFMO
  • Goathead2008, on 10/11/2007, -5/+0Yeah....bitch still got no talent.
    • wildsnake, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Who needs talent when you are ***** rich and have a pussy
  • civperc, on 10/11/2007, -6/+1Lol, GREAT grammar, Paris...

    this fkng MADE my day :-) hahahahaha
    • EvilAnimator, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Kimberly Holland can do better.
  • kiensoy, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Does anybody think the telephone looks like a penis?
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