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No Joke -- Dane Cook's Brother Steals Him Blind

tmz.com — Talk about keeping it in the family -- sources tell TMZ Dane Cook's brother (who was also his business manager) has been arrested for allegedly stealing millions from the comedian. Authorities say in one case, Dane's bro forged a $3 million check and deposited it in his account.

Who dugg this? Made popular Dec 31, 2008

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  • ThatsNotPudding, on 12/31/2008, -20/+277Fine, but when will they issue Dane's arrest warrant for crimes against Comedy?
  • luket13, on 12/31/2008, -3/+151He should write a 30 minute joke about it that never reaches the punchline
  • inactive, on 12/31/2008, -8/+134Douchebaggery runs in the family.
  • Tacosdude, on 12/31/2008, -7/+106Dane Cook has been accused of theft himself over the years:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz3_ZYYE9II

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwCiyR4-YLc&fea ...

  • Crazysticks, on 12/31/2008, -23/+106I wish Dane Cook were blind. Then there would be this awesome video of him doing stand up at a college or something and everyone sneaking out of the theatre without him knowing. It's not like he would notice their laughter being gone.
  • emailowndme, on 12/31/2008, -2/+75wouldn't umm..."robbed" him blind be better English?

    False hope that someone had stolen Dane Cook.
  • graahBrains, on 12/31/2008, -16/+76God, I wish I was fashionable enough to hate Dane Cook.
  • Garlik, on 12/31/2008, -18/+75Dane Cook sucks





















    he does
  • drinkthepill, on 12/31/2008, -9/+52I like the part where Dane Cook got his money stolen.
  • coltrane68, on 12/31/2008, -3/+42Dane Cook will make the money back by ranting incoherently about the theft for a half hour. His dumbass audience will lap that nonsense up.
  • usingpond, on 12/31/2008, -3/+37Feel-good story of the year.
  • antistupid, on 12/31/2008, -2/+36^^ Do you even read the ***** you type?
  • vtbarrera, on 02/03/2009, -1/+33Good luck trying to get 3 million from a forged check.
  • pRohphet8, on 12/31/2008, -3/+35Shocker!
  • jerematic, on 12/31/2008, -2/+28And yet again Dane Cook provides countless material for other comedians.
  • elfuego, on 12/31/2008, -4/+29Come on. Dane Cook's a middling comic at best and a joke thief at worst, but his style and delivery has found him an audience and success. If the sole reason for his popularity was his material, the comics he's lifted from would be the ones filling stadiums.

    No one deserves to be robbed.
  • inactive, on 12/31/2008, -2/+22I'm pretty sure people in college are his main demographic.
  • TheIndigoSky, on 12/31/2008, -1/+20Don't worry, he'll steal just as much back so it all evens out in the end.
  • KDyneria, on 12/31/2008, -7/+25His brother is a BAMF
  • djmccormick, on 12/31/2008, -2/+20I guess his brother isn't making enough as the manager over at the BK Lounge.
  • AManWithNoName, on 12/31/2008, -1/+17No, sadly, there'd still be the retarded frat boys laughing.
  • kmb1794, on 12/31/2008, -5/+21yeah but who's arresting Dane for theft of material?
  • ctdkid, on 12/31/2008, -2/+16wow, he learned well from his brother
  • SexyFarts, on 12/31/2008, -4/+17i find it more perplexing that dane cook makes enough millions not to notice a few million missing from his account

    what if there were only 2 comedians, Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia...it'd be the same as having 1 comedian as they'd both be telling the exact same jokes
  • mikewitt, on 12/31/2008, -19/+31Yep. You are.
  • mcgoogins, on 12/31/2008, -0/+12His brother pulled a heist.
  • joe122370, on 12/31/2008, -3/+15bigger shocker....how did Dane Cook get millions in the first place?
  • SoulPSuperstar, on 12/31/2008, -5/+17well him and his brother should be arrested both for stealing peoples money, and dane should get extra time for stealing college students time.
  • rowjimmy, on 12/31/2008, -4/+15yeah, stealing jokes!

    http://www.instantrimshot.com
  • digichris, on 12/31/2008, -0/+11The second video of the joke he stole from Demitri is pretty obvious, he even goes from a size 12 to a size 9 (in the punchline of the joke). Laaaame
  • twiztidsinz, on 12/31/2008, -0/+11\\n/,
  • AdmiralHalsey, on 12/31/2008, -0/+10Compared to people like Mitch Hedburg, Dave Chappelle, Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Steve Martin, Pryor, etc.. Dane Cook is an utter shill. A stadium tour?
    Save me Jebus
  • sekots29, on 12/31/2008, -2/+12Dane Cook has gotten old really fast.
  • inactive, on 12/31/2008, -2/+12I would say this is karma, but it's too light a punishment for that. A true punishment would be Cook tied down and forced to watch someone else perform all of his material over and over.
  • mmmunaf, on 12/31/2008, -5/+14This is the funniest thing with "Dane Cook" in it that I've ever seen.
  • BXRWXR, on 12/31/2008, -4/+13Now THAT'S funny.
  • Ryanwb, on 12/31/2008, -4/+12What kind of sick world do we live in where Dane Cook is a multimillionare and I have to work at my ***** job on New Years Eve?
  • thewdog, on 12/31/2008, -3/+11Don't forget plagarism too
  • Rivetgeek, on 12/31/2008, -0/+8You mean his writing staff will put together "jokes" for him to tell for his fans.

    Fixed.
  • S7aind, on 12/31/2008, -0/+7It's not the frat boys, it's all the girls who go and scream there head off anytime he says anything, regardless if it is funny or not.
  • inactive, on 12/31/2008, -3/+10Dane Cook made millions?
  • Waskonator, on 12/31/2008, -1/+8http://blog.ugo.com/images/uploads/shocker-2.jpg
  • vertigo32, on 12/31/2008, -7/+14All of a sudden? I've hated Dane Cook for years.

    The first time I saw him on Comedy Central, I thought it was one of those shows that introduces crappy new comics. I actually commented that I thought the whole gag of his act was how much he sucked and how pathetically unfunny he was.
  • donkevin, on 12/31/2008, -0/+7Hey, Lewis Black yells all his jokes and it makes them funnier.
  • VideoGameMatt, on 12/31/2008, -1/+8and they always laugh at their jokes trying to make it funny. i guess they think laughing until they can't breath makes their jokes funnier for some reason. I have seen Mencia laugh so hard at a his joke once that he nearly passed out and it was a bad joke.
  • Pyrrish, on 12/31/2008, -7/+13You'd only be truly fashionable if you were a Liberal Atheist Dane Cook hater. At least on Digg.
  • BillDauterive, on 12/31/2008, -0/+6Keep your friends close, and your brother closer.
  • girldrinkdrunk, on 12/31/2008, -2/+8Hating Dane Cook has gotten old really fast.
  • rowjimmy, on 12/31/2008, -4/+10and i find you incredibly stupid. call it even?
  • B1shop, on 12/31/2008, -3/+9He thought he WAS the Burger KING.
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