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Most ridiculous tattoos ever - famous faces

ew.com — These people are definitely going to regret these tattoos of Conan, Oprah, Britney, and other famous faces.

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  • dbldn, on 05/28/2008, -13/+6Holy crap this is pretty amazing. Nice work EW!
    • skotski, on 05/28/2008, -1/+6I would be more impressed by the idiocy if they were all real tattoos. At least half are air brushed temporary jobs.
    • moomincharlie, on 05/28/2008, -0/+0I think the images are pretty amazing even if they aren't permanent tattoos. Even the airbrushed ones are obviously created by people with real talent, and yes, perhaps quite alot more foresight. :)
  • AmyVernon, on 05/28/2008, -2/+80No question whatsoever, the Patrick Swayze one is the most frightening and bizarre tattoo I've ever seen. It makes all the others seem sane. And before you bash me for being anti-Swayze, look at the pix. It's not that it's Patrick, it's the tattoo. Trust me.
    • minorthreat, on 05/28/2008, -1/+2I thought it was pretty rad. How the hell did someone come up with that *****?
    • brickwalkway, on 05/28/2008, -1/+8This isnt a celeb tattoo, but i'd wager it is more frightening: http://tatoo-world.blogspot.com/2008/05/worst-tatt ...
      • btdub, on 05/28/2008, -1/+1...........E for effort I guess. :::shrug:::
      • qumiku, on 05/28/2008, -0/+0I cant help but to laugh, even though Ive seen that so many times already. Truly, the worst tattoo ever!
        Those in this post are only wierd...
      • sponge666, on 05/28/2008, -0/+1LMAO!! That is the most hideous tattoo i have ever seen! poor bastard.
    • stanleyford, on 05/28/2008, -2/+15"And before you bash me for being anti-Swayze..." -- I don't know how many times I've been buried because I made an anti-Swayze comment on Digg. Stupid Swayze fanboys are ruining the site for everybody.
    • endlessoul, on 05/28/2008, -2/+1The mindset behind the Swayzaur is disturbing.

      It is as if the person who got the tattoo wants to have some hot horse meat delivered by Swayze the Chippendale dancer.
  • sterntastic223, on 05/28/2008, -9/+1damn, you guys didn't include my michael jackson tat... it's doubly bad because it's his face from 1983
    • dave122, on 05/28/2008, -3/+1oh come on tony danza isn't that bad... ok well it is but at least it leaves some room for a few "who's the boss" puns.
      • dave122, on 05/28/2008, -1/+1and i can't hit the correct reply button apparently.
    • CA55IDY, on 05/28/2008, -1/+3Pics or u didnt get it!
  • Conway, on 05/28/2008, -1/+14Hawkeye Pierce??? Tony Dansa? Come on! What kind-of bet did these guys lose to have to get those tats?
    • elizabethb221, on 05/28/2008, -0/+1Well, I know a guy that has Borat on his thigh. That would be weird to me, but his other tattoos are just as ridiculous.
  • BeeArePro, on 05/28/2008, -3/+13facepalm.jpg
  • cashman57, on 05/28/2008, -9/+4My nephew and his wife run a tattoo business and they get quite a bit of business covering up old tats.
    He says the one that is the most common are the tats from an old love or ex-wife.
    • LeonidasStokely, on 05/28/2008, -4/+7No ***** Sherlock. What will your next amazing insider scoop from the world of tattoo artists be - They use needles?
  • lowspeedchase, on 05/28/2008, -2/+3That Conan tat is the scariest thing I have ever seen and will haunt my dreams until the day I die. Thanks submitter.
  • TokenWhiteGuy, on 05/28/2008, -1/+47It would be nice if they put all the pictures on one page.
    • toppgun, on 05/28/2008, -1/+8yeah, but they need ad revenue

      adblock plus ftw!
  • alexdemers, on 05/28/2008, -5/+15Where's Steve-O? He has a bad ass tattoo of himself!
    • AsSubtleAsABrik, on 05/28/2008, -0/+1Yea and he regrets it. If you have seen Jackass Number Two, notice how they never show Steve-o's back.
  • fungule, on 05/28/2008, -8/+3hooters hooters yum yum yum
    hooters hooters on a girl thats dumb
  • chanop, on 05/28/2008, -1/+4Dugg for Alf, now someone get him a cat to eat
  • krisscofield, on 05/28/2008, -6/+13Jack Black was the only really well done of the whole lot.
  • Namaha, on 05/28/2008, -2/+34They messed up Christopher Walken so bad
    • mywhitenoise, on 05/28/2008, -2/+1He looks like Al Pacino.
    • btdub, on 05/28/2008, -1/+2I thought the artist captured his character from True Romance, Vincenzo Coccotti, fairly accurately. Could just be me.
    • endlessoul, on 05/28/2008, -3/+1It's like the eyes are too big.

      But whoever did the Jack Black is an artist with the needle. Truly.
      • pantone286, on 05/28/2008, -0/+0Agreed. That jackblack rules. Beautiful work.
    • PabloMac, on 05/28/2008, -2/+1Because Christopher Walken isn't already messed up.
      (No offense to Christopher Walken, one of my favorite actors)
      http://i2.tinypic.com/t7jt50.gif
    • pantone286, on 05/28/2008, -0/+0He looks more like Martin Scorsese
  • boorilla, on 05/28/2008, -1/+3buried as fake...Patrick Swayze is not a Centaur...he is Bodhi and he'll rip your gullet out if you say otherwise
  • slapded, on 05/28/2008, -2/+17EW.COM --- most ridiculous web developers ever
  • Merendino, on 05/28/2008, -5/+25Who the hell gets a celebrity's CHILD tattooed on themselves... that seems illegal to say the least...
  • arch3r, on 05/28/2008, -1/+13SWAYZaurs!??!?! WTF?
    • vidaliasweet, on 05/28/2008, -1/+1Swayzaurs in fron of gay pride rainbows make me want to stop thinking!
    • eleli, on 05/28/2008, -0/+1I think this could possibly become a meme.
  • delrin500, on 05/28/2008, -11/+5Dumbest people EVER!! How are these going to look when these morons get to be 60 years old?
    • lowspeedchase, on 05/28/2008, -2/+7Pretty accurate actually, they'll age and sag as the actual celebrity ages and sags.
    • mywhitenoise, on 05/28/2008, -1/+4Like they're going to give a ***** what they look like at 60 years old.
    • devila2208, on 05/28/2008, -0/+1They don't have to wait til they are 60 to look like 'tards. Wait, that is an insult to 'tards...
  • blate, on 05/28/2008, -1/+13I was going to make a sarcastic comment on how I had a celebrity tattoo until I reached the end and realised I wouldn't be able to top a Patrick Swayze Centaur
    • illegalcortex, on 05/28/2008, -2/+1Well, I guess that makes you the bottom, then.
  • CYG101, on 05/28/2008, -4/+7This article hits a new low, 22 freaking pages, epic fail. I liked the Alf Tatto though.
    • darthdusty, on 05/28/2008, -3/+2Epic fail = That's hot, and the phrase sucks just as hard as Paris sucks anything she can get her mouth around. Please, for the love of all that is holy and pure and shaven like the arm of that guy with the chewbacca tattoo......no more epic fail! No more epic fail! If you use the phrase epic fail you are an AOTS loving communist bastard and Lindsay Lohan will come to your house and pull down your pants. Sure it'll seem ok at the time despite what you've read in the tabloids, but you know what? You'll suffer from pre ejaculation so you can't even enjoy it! And you know what else? You're going to wake up the next morning and your going to have Lohan crabs....the worst kind of crabs. You know....the kind that sting like fire ants but extract yellow puss and makes you listen to Fergie and watch reality shows all day. So go ahead....keep using the phrase epic fail and see what happens.
  • MrMinit, on 05/28/2008, -2/+3What about that Jackass junkie, Steve O?
  • wesniles, on 05/28/2008, -1/+1i'm pretty sure i saw that patrick swayze centaur one in the latest maxim issue....
  • Sassanix, on 05/28/2008, -4/+5http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,20202195_18,00.htm ... did you guys see this one? CHEWBACCA
    • Vodd9, on 05/28/2008, -2/+1Looks like a kind of messed up hair-octopus with a face.
      • stfucupcake, on 05/28/2008, -0/+2That's messed up. Chewie never brushed his hair.
  • sparced, on 05/28/2008, -2/+3Chewbacca looked great. Prefect detail.
    • stfucupcake, on 05/28/2008, -0/+1But imo, a bit glammed up for the real Chewbacca.
  • Physicsmazz, on 05/28/2008, -1/+12That guy with Chewbacca is one hairy ass dude.
  • MrVeal, on 05/28/2008, -1/+3The price of that Oprah tat went down by 7%!
  • suttercain, on 05/28/2008, -2/+3I agree with 20 out of the 21. The Pee-Wee one was pretty dope!
  • chicoer2001, on 05/28/2008, -1/+2The Judge Judy one looks like Shirley from Laverne and Shirley. Bob Barker looks like crap.
  • jendemonium, on 05/28/2008, -1/+18The Patrick Swayze one could only be made better if he had Chris Farley riding on his back.
  • antiorblkflag9, on 05/28/2008, -5/+8Don't feel like clicking through 22 pages
  • Mackofalltrades, on 05/28/2008, -2/+3Why?
  • tmaiden, on 05/28/2008, -3/+1People got madd issues.
  • Mie42, on 05/28/2008, -1/+12Looks to me like the Jack Black portrait was airbrush and markers, not a tat.
  • SeaweedWater, on 05/28/2008, -2/+1Most of these were taken from this book.
    http://www.amazon.com/No-Regrets-Worst-Ridiculous- ...
  • RockinAkin, on 05/28/2008, -1/+14...and zoom out to reveal they're all on the same body.
  • nspiezio, on 05/28/2008, -1/+2You have got to be kidding me! Those are just ridiculous!
  • amishterrarium, on 05/28/2008, -1/+2As bad as the concepts of many of these tattoos may be, they're mostly done quite well. Don't know about the Conan and Swayze ones, however...
  • Sheepsniper, on 05/28/2008, -1/+2Napoleon Dynamite's orgasm face is superb
  • StacyWebb, on 05/28/2008, -2/+2dugg for Christopher Walken.
    Should have text below.
    "Need more cowbell"
  • mspink, on 05/28/2008, -2/+2The person who got Oprah's face tattooed on themselves is probably a middle aged fat woman or a douche bag.
  • lobstersoap, on 05/28/2008, -1/+2chap stick...
  • MedicalMatt, on 05/28/2008, -1/+1That was bad... I dont even know what to say..
  • fowleryo, on 05/28/2008, -2/+1i liked a lot those, actually
  • michael43, on 05/28/2008, -3/+2Surely someone has an obama tattoo....especially among the digger community.
  • TimmyA, on 05/28/2008, -1/+1Will this slideshow craze ever end?!
    • awtripp, on 05/28/2008, -0/+1I hear it will be better when Web 3.0 releases......

  • guarruda, on 05/28/2008, -1/+4Dugg for Al Bundy
  • Dchandaman, on 05/28/2008, -1/+5dugg for crazy britney spears
  • icejust, on 05/28/2008, -1/+2What were they thinking?!
  • eelwrolyat, on 05/28/2008, -1/+0Ha, I love the Swayze Centaur at the end. Hilarious.
  • cdahlkvist, on 05/28/2008, -2/+1Note to people with these tattoos: Kill yourselves.
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