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- bunker6, on 01/30/2008, -0/+49I just want to know if Michael Jackson ever made a white chocolate version of his candy bar.
- cbrunet, on 01/30/2008, -1/+26How about Michael Jordan's Chaos in the Windy City? Or Michale Jackson's Moonwalker? Or even more obscure, Cool Spot, the game where you play the 7Up logo, who is a red dot. Yes, you actually get to play as a red dot. How exciting!
- GlennLThompson, on 01/30/2008, -0/+23It's pasta, brother!
- inactive, on 01/30/2008, -2/+15I asked my family at Christmas if they knew there were intial proceedings in the impeachment of Dick Cheney. They said, "No" they havent heard.
I then asked them if they heard about Hulk Hogan's wife filing for divorce.
All but one knew. He was 11 - Calloused, on 01/30/2008, -0/+11I once had a bag of Dirt McGirt Potato Chips with a can of Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt, but the only thing they made me want to do was grow a pony tail and apply for food stamps.
- hrhs556x, on 01/30/2008, -0/+10Or a kids size........
- DYNAMICENTRYYY, on 01/30/2008, -1/+10 Ah Billy beer, we elected the wrong Carter.
- xdeliriumx, on 01/30/2008, -2/+9Uh.. have you ever played Moonwalker? Cause it's actually quite good.
- drpcken, on 01/30/2008, -0/+7I actually played Cool Spot for the SNES quite a bit as a young, drug induced teenager.
It wasn't that bad ya know? - Spero, on 01/30/2008, -0/+7I did...once...gave me type 2 diabetes and I lost control of my bowels.
- mlvassallo, on 01/30/2008, -0/+6Yeah, Flutie Flakes weren't pointless like this *****.
- kurupttek, on 01/30/2008, -0/+6Socks The Cat was never made, it was cancelled
- nochilinopity, on 01/30/2008, -0/+6The 7up logo was a celebrity?
- CTK14A, on 01/30/2008, -0/+6Fingers. Wow.
- ha1f, on 01/30/2008, -0/+5You can't hate on Shaq Fu. It was too terrible to not be considered great.
- charliecharlos, on 01/30/2008, -0/+5OMFG, I HAVE COOL SPOT!!! It's like Pikmin, but without the fun... or the Pikmin... but the spot is trendy and cool!
- 89vision, on 01/30/2008, -0/+5It would be cool to find a rom somewhere
- toolsdrummer, on 01/30/2008, -0/+5I actually bought a can of Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt on Saturday, Walmart was selling them for $1.
Needless to say it was almost as bad as his acting. - crackedplastic, on 01/30/2008, -0/+5I pity the foo' who don't mention my breakfast cereal!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lgee4_aOPWw - Ryan2845, on 01/30/2008, -0/+5Seriously? Its a game where michael jackson saves little children trapped in closets...wonder who thought of that one?
- lewhich, on 01/30/2008, -0/+4I've heard of a Turkey Soda. Anybody ever tried it?
- kprooney, on 01/30/2008, -1/+5Shaq is pretty much captain of the FailBoat in my mind, the evidence being his acting, rapping, and video games that we all try to forget
- SpikeLee, on 01/30/2008, -2/+6Anybody whoever visited Wrestlecrap back in the day knows of Pastamania. Hulkaroos!
- bigsquirrely, on 01/30/2008, -2/+6I once saw the Jeff Foxworthy Beef Jerky in a store and it had a "20% more" sticker on it. I was curious if they meant 20% more jerky, or 20% more Jeff Foxworthy...
- hamhat, on 01/30/2008, -0/+3So, I guess none of you tried Willford Brimley condoms?
guess it was only me.. - Conwaysb0718, on 01/30/2008, -0/+3So then why are you bringing it up? The article is on pointless/tasteless/crappy celebrity marketed stuff. Thats like saying, "Yea, and who can forget the George Foreman grill? It works great, I have four of them!"
- tman84, on 01/30/2008, -0/+2I'm only digging because cracked finally got it right and put the whole list on 1 page
- Pahtcub, on 01/30/2008, -0/+2I'm sorry but Joe Perry's Rock you World Hot sauce kicks ASS!!
- SeriusBlac, on 01/30/2008, -0/+2Where's the Mr. T cereal?
- Kronos6948, on 01/30/2008, -0/+2Only if you train, say your prayers, and eat your vitamins, brother.
- Dipster, on 01/30/2008, -0/+2Don't forget Dilberitos! Dilbert Burritos!
- ImpoliteAndEvil, on 04/06/2009, -0/+2Hella funny! I had no idea Michael Jackson ever had a freakin' candy bar!!!
"Go ahead, take a look at the giant Michael head coming from behind the highly symbolic rainbow, peering into our very souls with those surgically-altered, accusing eyes." LMAO!!! - FloorModel, on 01/30/2008, -4/+6around my neck of the woods it was Flutie Flakes
- mlvassallo, on 01/30/2008, -0/+2I have had Rap Snacks! I thought they were a joke item.
- fightforyou, on 01/30/2008, -1/+3I used to play Shaq Fu all the time...
- onionoino, on 01/30/2008, -0/+2Wow, my concert going jacket still fits! And this is where I used to hide my beer. *gasp* Billy beer!
My mom bought my brother and I Slam City for our ol'pentium 75, it really was impossible to play.
watcha gonna get? gonna get respect
this was back when we thought watching the music video for buddy holly by weezer that came with windows 95 on our brand new computer was amazing - evilunleashed, on 01/30/2008, -0/+2I'm just glad Shaq is now in Miami instead of LA, because if his movie, music, and other entertainment endeavors teach us anything, it's that he needs to be as far from Hollywood as possible.
- oboredone, on 01/30/2008, -0/+2Dugg for the addition of Shag Fu. That was the most crapasstic game I've ever played.
- solid12345, on 01/30/2008, -0/+2It will always be immortalized in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure.
- wdfadude, on 01/30/2008, -0/+2I pity the fool who don't eat my cereal!
- Eldorian, on 01/30/2008, -0/+2When I was a kid I kept seeing this commercial for this Hulk Hogan weight/fitness set for kids. I don't remember all it came with (like a jump rope, one of those stretch things you use with your arms, dumbbells I think... and a bandana and a yellow Hulk Hogan shirt that you could rip off your chest).
It was one of those things you had to call in and order, I wanted one so bad but my parents never got it for me. I look back now and realize I was a pretty stupid kid. - fuzzynyanko, on 01/30/2008, -0/+2Jeff Foxworthy Beef Jerky... Larry the Cable Guy Donuts would actually sell well...
- jamangold, on 01/30/2008, -0/+1Yes, that was pointed out in the article, but thank you for reinforcing that fact for us.
- HotCop, on 01/30/2008, -0/+1Is it just me, or does Steven Segal's Thunderbolt sound a bit wrong?
- kelsosmythe, on 01/30/2008, -0/+1I cant stop laughing at that comment for some reason.
Brilliant sir. Brilliant. - polarpaw, on 01/30/2008, -0/+1If only Chuck Norris made an energy drink.
- xdeliriumx, on 01/30/2008, -1/+2The music is good. =)
- zantos420, on 01/30/2008, -1/+2or it just goes to show that the media will "paint a sunny picture" for you over all fronts in an attempt to distract your ambiguities with current government. Example, I saw a commercial on TV for mcDonald's "dollar menu" the other day and it starts off talking about how our dollar is weak, obviously if you know our economic situation our dollar sucks more dick than a middle aged thai hooker currently, and goes on to show an employee eating a double cheeseburger; all of a sudden the "burgerless crowd" inquires what he is eating (answer: dollar menu item) and then chime together in harmony, "the dollar's lookin good again.... real good..." and he says it with passion, like he wants you to believe it ... just an innocent advertisement you say? really? so they start talking about how crappy the US dollar is, then all the clueless, no-brainers out there are like "damn my dollar can still get a double cheeseburger--our economy MUST be strong still!"
My point -- the media lies to you through all conventional outlets possible to keep this democratic facade going. It isn't that his family is full of retards, it's that they are getting their "relevant" information from retards. - exomni, on 01/30/2008, -0/+1Didn't Hulk Hogan have like a toaster, it was from the same line as the George Foreman grill, but he missed out on the grill and had to settle for the toaster?
- ronaldinho, on 01/30/2008, -0/+1No, I think he was suggesting that Pippen didn't exude charisma the way MJ did, which is true. Pippen is an A1 player, although I would find it hard to convince myself that Pippen in his prime is better than the likes DWade and LeBron or even a Paul Pierce.
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