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- MTessa, on 11/05/2007, -11/+69Hot Geeks? I'll add that to my list of oxymorons. Other favorites are head butts, healthy tan, tax return and Microsoft Works :)
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -1/+54my favorite onion headline is "Radio Shack CEO wonders why they are still in business"
- cunorskbear, on 10/10/2007, -1/+42is there anything the onion can't do?
favorite onion headline has to be "aspirin taken daily with bottle of bourbon reduces awareness of heart attacks" - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -1/+33Match.com=Perfect Guy on Paper not so perfect in person, eHarmony=scary guy who is sure you are meant to be together because the profile said so, and The Onion=a 12 year old with a fake ID
- StigNordas, on 10/10/2007, -2/+32Wait... The Onion has personals? Is that some kind of joke?
- homedaddy, on 10/10/2007, -1/+26I cannot believe that onion has personals.
PS. I'm getting pretty good at masturbating.... - unearth, on 10/10/2007, -1/+25Online dating?
- JulieBrownfield, on 10/10/2007, -1/+24Also worthy are work party, Dodge Ram, alone together, and silent scream
- PsychePsyche, on 10/10/2007, -1/+23I honestly thought the Onion personals were a joke until I read this article. I mean have you seen some of the blabs for it on the main page?
Ex:
"In my bedroom, you'll find: "A duck and a dragon." - katelewiscarter, on 10/10/2007, -3/+24I bet the onion's personals has lots of layers!
- swanny89, on 10/10/2007, -1/+21Government Organization, jumbo shrimp...
- Puppetfunk, on 10/10/2007, -1/+19I put on my robe and wizard hat.
- Hettie2007, on 10/10/2007, -1/+18eharmony is ass, i did that one too and got a bunch of boring, conservative dudes.
- ritita, on 10/10/2007, -4/+21Ill take a geek over a prick in a suit any day, if he can make my computer better, he can make my kitty feel better. Computers are complicated. Here is to geeks and the onion.
- ChromaVita, on 10/10/2007, -2/+18Wait, was kitty an innuendo in that sentence? If it was, hi I'm James. Come here often?
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -1/+16meeting a guy that doesn't require a log-in....now that's hot.
- sashapave, on 10/10/2007, -1/+16you know they're probably kinky bastards deep down inside
- bwayne1, on 10/10/2007, -1/+15Match.com is the Wal-Mart of online dating.
eHarmony is the Sam's Club of online dating. Same selection of cheap crap, but you have to fill out an application to get in. - StigNordas, on 10/10/2007, -2/+16Few places in this world to let your inner-lesbian shine...
- BIGmog, on 10/10/2007, -2/+16Military Intelligence
- anarchytv, on 10/10/2007, -1/+14All the lesbians are on mate1. Its where I use to hang out once upon a long, long while ago, under a pseudo penname, of course. Found out I had an incredible knack for writing erotica for lesbians, and became quite popular. Never had a clue I was actually a poet guy. Wouldn't of given me the time of day if they had known, otherwise they thought I was simply the dreamiest. So much fun, breaking hearts. Erica Jong had nothing on me...
- sashapave, on 10/10/2007, -1/+13I prefer women who prefer the onion... Preferably...
- tambird, on 10/10/2007, -1/+13The writer neglected to mention one eHarmony requirement. From their TV ads, it would appear that the male contenders absolutely must possess at last one super frumpy sweater.
- acoate, on 10/10/2007, -3/+14We're right here, and we're smart, the problem lies in that hot geeks never look up from their phones and crackberrys. Favorite Onion headline: 15,000 Brown People Dead Somewhere
- meandnips, on 10/10/2007, -1/+10Those eharmony ads creep me out. Shiny happy faces and all that, eewww. Up with the onion!
- EviLiu, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9okcupid.com is better than them all.
- HerrEisenheim, on 10/10/2007, -1/+10I'll make you laugh alright, with my penis! ZING!
Wait... - cunorskbear, on 10/10/2007, -2/+11the onion should have a cougar section. we love the cougars but then again it might just be easier to meet them out while they are on the prowl than do the awkward 'dating' thing.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -2/+10She's with me... You want to take this outside? ;)
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8Bahaha!
- Bajayjay, on 10/10/2007, -1/+9Who are you kidding. Diggers play with themselves
- ladyarcher85, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8the onion is now a dating website? lol
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -8/+15as far as im concerned if your not a geek your not hot. The onion makes me laugh, i wonder if any of its men would....hmmmmmm
- richIsBored, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7This whole time I thought the personals section was just a joke I didn't get.
- Urusai, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7It'll make you cry, too.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7Um, Halo 3 and a PC are EXACTLY why you ned a female touch around here. Hopefully soon that'll switch to a bottle of vodka and a jumbo pack of magnums.
- nitrousconsumed, on 10/10/2007, -2/+9Terri Schiavo?
- StigNordas, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6I sense a sudden rush of digg users to the onion personals...
- pauliewoll, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6I like the one, "Starbucks to open new branch in restroom of existing Starbucks".
- onestrawplz, on 10/10/2007, -2/+7eharmony is apparently anti-homosexual, so i hear. don't support them and their shenanigans.
- euro22, on 12/17/2008, -0/+5Remember what I told you Johnny: "Practice, practice, practice!!"
- javier182gt, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6We don't need this on the front page, this is Digg, where every male has at least 2 girlfriends: Halo 3 and PC.
Seriously though, a lot of women from Match.com are mothers and kind of there for a reason. Not that theres anything wrong with that. - tehWyman, on 08/19/2009, -2/+7ur doin it wrong
- 1longtime, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6That works on several levels...
- BIGmog, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5Every web site is a also dating web site. Myspace, Facebook, Craiglist. Heck with the new profiles, even Digg is just a step away from a dating section.
- chompers66, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4My favorite on-screen sex scene? The Accused.
- ChromaVita, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5So wait, am I supposed to write the description of myself as satire or not?
- Hettie2007, on 10/10/2007, -3/+7yeah, they are. Trust me.
- cunorskbear, on 10/10/2007, -2/+6eharmony is a tool for scientology. BEWARE. dianetics book club anyone?
- xstarsprinklesx, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Busy playing Xbox and reloading Digg.
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