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- PrettyMuchBryce, on 11/12/2007, -15/+531***** seriously with the pregnant dresses. STOP IT.
- Fatcheeseguy, on 11/12/2007, -15/+397Dugg for VagEYEna Man and a proper dictionary definition of what a bitch really is.
- RadiantBeing, on 11/11/2007, -10/+380Holy *****, Maddox put a Digg button on his site.
- deanbrooks, on 11/10/2007, -14/+294A fashionably late update. Awesome.
- PatrickStankard, on 11/06/2007, -8/+245Crocs are a disease.
- BJNK, on 11/06/2007, -9/+241Good stuff.. "RIP MY BONER"
- SaraSu, on 11/06/2007, -15/+216I love Maddox...even if I am a woman.
Crocs are the worst things invented. - goonsquad3, on 11/06/2007, -8/+197Dugg for "tit curtains"
- CraftyPirate, on 11/10/2007, -3/+183Hidden image: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/cro ...
- inactive, on 11/06/2007, -3/+181I had to print that section for my wife.
She wears those "tit curtains" and then gets all offended when old ladies compliment her on being pregnant.....and then gets pissed at me for asking why she gets pissed off about it when SHE'S the one wearing maternity clothes.
Don't get me started on those nasty crocs........... - unloud, on 11/06/2007, -1/+173Man, I never before realized the vagina shirt but now that he said that I'll never be able to look at those shirts the same way again.
- slickhare, on 11/10/2007, -10/+178I was hoping he'd go off on Ugg boots.
- rspeed, on 11/05/2007, -3/+159I love the list of things Croc buyers also bought. All crap and a mysterious appearance of a Vivaldi's Four Seasons.
- omgTHEPATRIOTS, on 11/05/2007, -2/+134Hollister is the biggest cultural fraud in America, thanks for pointing this out Maddox
- CaptainNoPants, on 11/06/2007, -17/+130"Quit disrespecting your chest hams."
- Kalior, on 11/05/2007, -8/+118now if only HE would announce his candidacy
- ventralnet, on 11/06/2007, -0/+109yea, I have been saying that for a while. My girlfriend just says im an idiot
- Beetlesweb, on 11/06/2007, -5/+112I love Maddox's stuff, and the same as everyone else I wish there were more regular updates!!
- Huevohead, on 11/05/2007, -10/+109Great to see Maddox return to form. Haven't laughed this hard at one of his posts since back in the "The most expensive $94 Orbitz will ever make." days. Hell, i still try to avoid using Orbitz.
- alperea, on 10/31/2007, -0/+88quit spamming your own posts, you whore!
- Frei, on 11/05/2007, -4/+83You can't zing yourself.
- insllvn, on 11/06/2007, -1/+77Access Denied!
- ddgromit, on 11/05/2007, -9/+77sell-out
- rrasco, on 11/05/2007, -5/+71HEY, tit curtains = easy access, sometimes.
- Entheoddity, on 11/05/2007, -7/+71Wow he really hit the nail on the head with the "tit curtains". Who the hell started that crap?
- thesmrt12004, on 10/31/2007, -0/+47your submission was posted after this one why are you flaunting a dupe
- demodawid, on 11/05/2007, -0/+47Protip: Always look at the source of any Maddox page, they always hide comments and sometimes images. This one contains lots of comments that didn't make it to the final thing.
- xtmno3, on 10/30/2007, -0/+46Have you seen the stupid jewel things you can put in the holes? I mean, you need some way to tell if you are the biggest jackass around. It used to be sufficient to wear crocs, but once they went mainstream you needed a new way to show you suck more than the next guy in crocs.
- RobotBuddha, on 11/05/2007, -1/+43That seems to be one of the biggest gender based blind spots. For some reason, the average woman seems totally unable to admit to herself that she finds some article of clothing attractive only because her friends, or paid models, are wearing it. There's this weird insistence that the subjective appreciation is in fact objective, measurable, reality that others haven't figured out the math for yet.
- elguando, on 11/12/2007, -2/+41Them crazy Brits and their weird names for penis. Next you're going to tell me that in the UK "Peter" or "Johnson" is another word for penis.
- EmoSLWarrior, on 11/02/2007, -2/+41You can if you practice autofellatio. Figuratively speaking that is.
- LoBrau, on 11/05/2007, -4/+42Dugg for "R.I.P MY BONER"
- Malakin, on 11/05/2007, -2/+40Here's a video for all the Crocs haters out there:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GZ6qdxN883w - josephmus, on 11/05/2007, -2/+39Don't forget Ugg boots and ridiculously pointy shoes
- inertic, on 10/30/2007, -5/+41Only if she is fat. Otherwise if is she is hot, go ahead and wear clothing sizes too small.
- TheJokerV, on 10/31/2007, -0/+35Wouldn't it be perfect if Colbert announces Maddox as his running mate....Digg would probably explode.
- csplinter, on 11/04/2007, -2/+35Wow, you're pretty retarded huh?
- inactive, on 11/05/2007, -7/+40I was waiting to finish reading it and posting a "Maddox lost it" on digg... then:
R.I.P my boner... - CraftyPirate, on 10/30/2007, -6/+39Hi, I'm a comment spammer...
Here's a mirror: http://duggmirror.com/celebrity/Fashion_tips_for_w ... - JeffD, on 10/30/2007, -5/+35If by some people you mean pregnant chicks, then I agree.
- psyjoniz, on 11/06/2007, -0/+27never make light of a woman being pregnant unless you know for a fact she is pregnant, are the one who got her pregnant or actually see a baby emerging from her vagina at that very moment. otherwise, this is the likely outcome.
- crossmr, on 11/07/2007, -13/+40your reading ability is surpassed only by your ability to regurgitate.
- Satanael, on 11/12/2007, -1/+27Us crazy Americans don't like to restrict words to singular definitions. We like to give everything any possible meaning. We shake things up.
- CraftyPirate, on 10/31/2007, -3/+29That threw me off too. He has name dropped a few classical pieces before and it's well known he listens to NPR. I wonder what he has against Vivaldi.
- dwninjungleland, on 11/05/2007, -9/+35...I see what you did there. you said he was gay. HA!
- kevyn, on 10/31/2007, -0/+26only sometimes? what happens the other times?
- Dodobutt222, on 11/11/2007, -0/+25And in that image there is white text:
http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/1760/maddoxhidd ... - TomRemixed, on 10/30/2007, -0/+24This is what we call a bitch.
- ja1217, on 10/31/2007, -1/+24My dad has a pair. I've told him he's flirting with homosexuality.
I've also seen them on little kids who I'm sure were forced to wear them by their parents. I feel sorry for them. - MicrosoftBob, on 11/11/2007, -0/+23"...but I don't care - they are comfortable! I love the strange looks I get when I'm wearing them!"
So you actually do care, at least about getting strange looks. -
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