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- xaaronreevesx, on 10/12/2007, -9/+65"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns"
- Nickatnite101, on 10/12/2007, -4/+23An old man once told me that when your old it's like trying to squeeze a marsh mellow through a straw.....
- in2thel2ain, on 10/12/2007, -6/+39When you are old, sex with viagra is like doing the tour de france with steroids...you're not proud of it, but it's just something that needs to be done.
- cuoops, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17classic - When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, "No ... he's dead.''
- ICSU, on 10/12/2007, -1/+23"Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex.
They're like sex, except I'm having them!"
[about to serve his sentence of being sexed to death] Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really, really hoped."
Philip J. Fry - dAbReAkA, on 10/12/2007, -5/+23"Saying that Java is cool because it works on different environments is like saying that anal sex is cool because it works on different genders!" ;)
- HMTKSteve, on 10/12/2007, -24/+1This list is very old and copied all over the net... Oh yeah, the site is in violation of the AdSense TOS.
- theOster, on 10/31/2007, -1/+31sex is like air - it's only important when you're not getting any
- themastersb, on 10/12/2007, -6/+10A hymen on a girl is like a 'Do not use if seal is broken' label on groceries.
- UFOcool23, on 10/12/2007, -3/+36"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." - Sharon Stone
Men always have to one up the other person, no matter what the situation - ilovemusic, on 10/12/2007, -5/+48"My girlfriend always laughs during sex --no matter what she's reading." Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
Why does this not surprise me...- HaxAttaX, on 10/12/2007, -30/+2i kind of don't get it. if it means what i think it means then why would he flaunt it like that?
- UFOcool23, on 10/12/2007, -13/+1More of a sarcastic remark, not meaning he is great because of it
- DrDabbles, on 10/12/2007, -6/+30I see the fanboi logic just hit a divide-by-zero problem.
1. Steve is perfect. 2. Steve is always right. 3. Steve stakes claim he sucks in bed.
If steve == "always right" and steve == "crap-in-the-sack" THEN
steve = "not perfect";
printf "Laugh at the fanboi";
endif
- Stuntaneous, on 10/12/2007, -29/+5cool, more old crap re-circulating on digg.
- DNAString, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Do you know how hard it is to find original jokes? Most new jokes are variations of old ones and most joke lists are recompilations of old joke lists. Just read it in hopes of finding the emerald you haven't seen before. Rarely (but it happens) there is something completely new, that just might make your day.
- Methodius, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it.
-Alfred North Whitehead
It's next to impossible that anything you say hasn't been said before. I just did it right then, too. Get over it, old stuff will come back from time to time.
- benijuana, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17Louis CK's got a good one
"here's the thing, as far as sex... for guys we just need the release. Thats all it is, we just need it. For women it's like an emotional thing... we need to cum just 'cause we need to. Women, they get into it, and then they shiver and lie on your side and cry after and all that kinda *****. But for guys it's just something that we need to do so that we won't murder people! Thats all it is, really, just maintanence. The city should have a red tag on the dig that has a PSI level thats unacceptable."- benijuana, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15Heres the Worst Handjob Ever clip if anyone hasn't seen his standup... very funny guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWhSfln1O4k - mcdavis941, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5At least once before you die you should try having sex with someone you actually like. You know, just to try something different.
- benijuana, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15Heres the Worst Handjob Ever clip if anyone hasn't seen his standup... very funny guy
- autoverzekering, on 10/12/2007, -6/+1great link, dug it
- zephc, on 10/12/2007, -0/+32Sex as the metaphor, instead of another metaphor about sex:
“Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.” - Linux creator Linus Torvalds- Carnil, on 10/12/2007, -18/+2It's a good thing you mentioned he was the creator of Linux. You know, surely most people on digg don't know ho is this man...
- Copyrighted, on 10/12/2007, -3/+8I didn't know who he was.
- teddyrux, on 10/12/2007, -19/+3Been there. Dugg that.
- Dundasbro, on 10/12/2007, -4/+25And you have the crabs to prove it.
- 3wiid, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13You hear so much about how hard it is to get sex in the first place and then how hard it is to put in a good performance.
No one ever explains how to fart silently when you wake up next to your girl in the morning! - sogracefully, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13not too sure what jack nicholson's quote about his mother has to do with sex... on second thought, better leave that one alone.
- onboleman, on 10/12/2007, -0/+19The Steve Jobs one is actually from the comedian, Emo Phillips.
According to Wikiquote.- xtmno3, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14Man, Emo sure got the shaft for a first name in today's society.
- ophilye, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I take it you haven't actually seen Emo Phillips.
That guy got the short end of a lot of sticks. ... and that's just from his blurb on Space Ghost. - Methodius, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2The guy's a complete goofball, but he is hilarious.
- techsiddhu, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other. "
This one is too good!!!- tcquad, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2Except for the fact it should start "Both halves"...
- in2thel2ain, on 10/12/2007, -3/+5These are my fav's
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
Tom Clancy
and
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
George Burns - Lilbrittle, on 10/12/2007, -8/+1Umm great...how old is this..
- LoganT, on 10/12/2007, -11/+1duggmirror.com
- funkymonkey99, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."
Elton John- DougO, on 10/12/2007, -0/+19Safe Sex in New Zealand is putting an X on the back of the sheep known to kick!
- juneau, on 10/12/2007, -9/+3Ooo lets repackage crappy chain-emails and toss a bunch of ads on there. Buried.
- 16777216, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1Yes you are.
- hokeywebb22, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Woody Allen
I laughed so hard at that I woke up my roommate in the other room at 4:00 in the morning. - KimmoA, on 10/12/2007, -6/+1Spam. Buried.
- write2me, on 10/12/2007, -5/+0Yes..these are funny...
- Ystig, on 10/12/2007, -18/+2"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night - Rodney Dangerfield"
Common but obviously wrong misconception. Taking men as the example, this would be true if there were as many men interested in men as there are women interested in men, which obviously there are not. As it is, perhaps 90% of women, and 15% of men are interested enough in men to go on a date under some given circumstances. Of that 15%, depending on place and time, in the developed world, at best 10% of the male population will be simply and straightforwardly open enough to same sex intimacy to be up for something we'll call a date on Saturday night. Being bisexual opens up the playing field to an additional 5 percent or so (i.e., 10 percent of persons who are of the same gender) of the population, not 50%.- ajck, on 11/14/2007, -1/+17Aaaaargh! The Phantom Joke Explainer has returned! Quick - let's all pretend we haven't seen him!
- Methodius, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2There's nothing I like better than having Rodney Dangerfield debunked at me.
- Ystig, on 10/12/2007, -4/+2A personal favourite, not on the list:
"While I had often said that I wanted to die in bed, what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love." - Roger Zelazny (via Corwin of Amber in Guns of Avalon) - ajck, on 10/12/2007, -4/+1I just love the classics:
"Get your coat love, you've pulled", "Do you come here often?" and the infamous "Your vagina would look good on my *****" (only for the ultra-confident).- Methodius, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Or the ultimate: "Nice shoes. Let's *****." The sheer balls required for that line proves you're well qualified as a mate. Feel free to use it on anyone you don't think you'll talk to ever again.
- davidlove, on 10/12/2007, -18/+0I thought for fun that I would post some amusing sex quotes.
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http://www.travelservices.tk- c64glen, on 11/14/2007, -0/+5I thought for fun, I would digg you down and block you.
- buddychrist001, on 10/12/2007, -0/+23copy and pasted sorry but i thought it was funny
"got it here it goes:
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants." - Cenobite, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2My favourite is...
"Software is like sex: it's better if RMS isn't involved."
/can't remember the source. - encognito, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Lord Chesterfield - maggiecooley, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I agree with you guys , @_@
- maggiecooley, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0sex it something you need when you are with someone you love , it helps you be free and release .
stop pretending that you know nothing about it or you don't like it at all . people won't believe that you don't want to ***** when you are with your boyfriend .
just do it .nobody would care ! - chronicles2, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0Marc Madow says: Sex is no good if she farts in your face, like Paris Hilton did in mine! But she was still an awesome *****!
- thiru, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Dustin Hoffman
ROFL ;-) - barrylefarge, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Extra hilarious. Where can I find more topics like this one?
- JumpFreakster, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0I like steve jobs line
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- Paulthompson88, on 11/19/2008, -0/+0This is great....... Sex is the most important part of our life.
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