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- drethedog, on 10/12/2007, -11/+312Note to Ex-Playmate....
"That would be a perfect world for any guy...." - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -80/+361digg me down
- sockpuppets, on 10/12/2007, -4/+239A viagra erection is a real erection, not sure why it's called fake. I took one in my party days just to see what it was like and I almost thought it would never go away. It's like a superboner. You do have to be mentally aroused for it to do its thing, however.
Whiskey dick + viagra = girls worst nightmare. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -12/+209Why would he do anything else? HE'S GOT PLAYMATE CHEERLEADERS!!!
Sounds to me like he's played his cards perfectly...
They don't deserve any better anyways b/c they are all gold digging whores... - twinklyJesus, on 10/12/2007, -5/+183"bit of an old guy"
WTF? he's in his 80's! We're not talking a bit, he's the whole ***** hot dog! When I'm 85, I hope the worst problem I have is a Viagra boner with 4 or 5 girls cheerleading in the background while they take turns on my sausage! *****! - SupaFupa, on 10/12/2007, -34/+186Sounds like the typical jilted woman seeking revenge. Makes herself seem like a perfect little angel, while every other girl is a whore. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Just another self-important bitch trying to get rich off of other peoples work.
- shrewduser, on 10/12/2007, -32/+175stereotypical guy comments aside, its still pretty disgusting......
- acff, on 10/12/2007, -6/+122i'm flaccid with rage
- plusmedic, on 10/12/2007, -7/+119Yep, just another bitch trying to get rich donating all her proceeds to charity....oh *****, wait a second.
- TerriSchiavo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+104He could get a pastrami sandwich and watch TV at the same time to complete the Costanza Trifecta.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -22/+121"while the girls in the background try to keep him excited."
Nice way of saying that she's a ruglicker. NICE! - Iputspikesinyou, on 10/12/2007, -1/+89Complaining about a fake erection? Hasn't just about every Playmate had plastic surgery?
- Gerz1219, on 10/12/2007, -3/+88Exactly. When I get laid, I know it's because the girl is actually interested in me, and not because I'm paying her $2,000 a week and holding a centerfold offer over her head. There are some Playboy-hot women in Amsterdam under the red lights. Then you see a middle-aged Turkish businessman walk out of the booth and you remember that anybody can ***** a hot girl for the right price. Heffner is a serial john in denial. The sad thing is that he probably thinks he's still a player, and not a walking joke that's going to die alone. Anybody who read that article and still finds the lifestyle glamorous has probably just never had real sex.
- dj_sea2005, on 10/12/2007, -7/+89after reading this it kinda makes me feel sorry for all the girls i know (including my girlfriend) who like to go around sporting their playboy merchandise... i think im going to send this article out to them.
- beelz, on 10/12/2007, -13/+88sounds perfect to me
- Wonderkind, on 10/12/2007, -5/+77"fake erection"?
Not a shining advertisement for viagra....
Wait. An eighty-something man with a stiff dick and three or four Playmates snarling each other while one
plays ride the pony...
I'd say thats a HELL of a shining advertisement. And one Viagra would love to put on TV.
I'll take a gross of those please. - snowpatrol, on 10/12/2007, -4/+69Anyone else read this bit, WTF?:
I was told that Hef likes to watch male gay porn by former Playboy centerfold Victoria Zdrok. Did you find that odd?
Yes, but I think he needs to see that stuff to help him stay [erect]. - glock22ownr, on 10/12/2007, -27/+90Heff is my hero !! I hope that when I'm 80 I get gang raped by hot 20yr old cheerleader looking blondes!
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -6/+68certainly an intresting read by a former Playboy live in who's motivation is all but clear. I think my biggest concern out of this whole thing is the no protection. I could care less what hef does with the women living in his mansion, granted its every guys dream right? but to expose these girls to some potentially lethal diseases is just irresposible as an active sexual human being in the 21st century. I mean I can understand why he dosent care, dudes 80 something and is on his way out anyways, the rest of these girls on the other hand have the rest of their lives ahead of them.
- fangorious, on 10/12/2007, -2/+58@TheReport:
"I googled Victoria Zdrok and she definately does not have the bean and franks"
Is it common for the male gay porn performers to have one ball and multiple *****? - Judge373, on 10/12/2007, -7/+61It's a perfect world because he has to watch gay porn to keep excited? That's a weird perfect world.
- sockpuppets, on 10/12/2007, -26/+79"There's also GAY porn on in the background."
Girl on girl is technically gay porn you know. - twinklyJesus, on 10/12/2007, -4/+56Pot ... Kettle on line 2.
- Paradoxombie, on 10/12/2007, -5/+54Wow I can't believe some of you would want to live that kind of life. I'm all for a good time, but to this level is totally disgusting.
- IQis87, on 10/12/2007, -6/+54I was told that Hef likes to watch male gay porn by former Playboy centerfold Victoria Zdrok. Did you find that odd?
Yes, but I think he needs to see that stuff to help him stay [erect].
Did you even read the damn article? - AwesomeMonster, on 10/12/2007, -4/+50Hes a bit of an old guy, does she really expect him to be the most energetic guy in the sack?
- TheMidnight, on 10/12/2007, -2/+44It's like a wilted flower stem being supported by a rod stuck in the dirt, with varicose veins pulsing all across the surface--a gray, shriveled three-week-old KFC chicken nugget standing on its longitudinal end that gets enveloped in perfectly usable twenty year old vagina. What a waste. I bet those shrunken, flaky balls bounce up and down like rotted cabbage heads on a cart going down a cobblestone market square.
Good times. At least when he dies in the middle of it they'll have a handle to carry him off the bed with. - twinklyJesus, on 10/12/2007, -4/+46That's no chick, that's a MAN, baby!
- Kyle660, on 10/12/2007, -3/+41Wow. This sort of demystifies the whole wild playboy mansion thing. There is nothing sexy about this interview at all. Dugg because it made me feel a little bit better about my life.
- PathDaemon, on 10/12/2007, -7/+43When I saw his laugh and smile on his Comedy Central roast, I had only one thought:
That is the most perverted old man I have ever seen. Techno music and gh3y pr0n only confirms. - Technopundit, on 10/12/2007, -2/+33The girls REALLY get turned on when Hef drools into his oatmeal.
- Comatose51, on 10/12/2007, -7/+37A friend of mine and I once observed that he's basically completely circumventing the monogamy laws and basically keeps a harem. We also concluded that we would much rather be him than Bill Gates.
- Modred189, on 10/12/2007, -8/+35"fake erection"?
Not a shining advertisement for viagra.... - adamchristopher, on 10/12/2007, -1/+27Wow, did anyone check out Jill's site? woof. I am guess not having sex with Hef wasn't the only reason she never made it into the magazine.
http://jillann.theplacetobe.com/2430E7EC365A446581D623C20F2724D1/default.asp - khag7, on 10/12/2007, -43/+69wow. i guess posting the article that took me like 3 minutes to load on duggmirror was a bad idea? i just assumed you'd all rather read it here instead of waiting 3 minutes. inconsiderate bastards
- komarovsky, on 10/12/2007, -0/+24@ TheReport
No, Victoria Zdrok is not a gay porn star. The interviewer should have said, "Former Playboy centerfold Victoria Zdrok told me that Hef likes to watch male gay porn" instead of "I was told that Hef likes to watch male gay porn by former Playboy centerfold Victoria Zdrok." - TheAkolyte, on 10/12/2007, -10/+34Oh, yeah, like I only stuck my tongue in her vagina, and I mighta felt up on her boobs too, but that doesn't make me a lesbian!
- pozzoe, on 10/12/2007, -5/+27I think she called it "fake erection" because he isn't actually excited.
I also find disgusting the idea of young girls having "unprotected sex with a 78 year-old great-grandpa" that must watch gay porn at the same time. - celotil, on 10/12/2007, -1/+21I don't find it disgusting, at least not in the sense many people here probably do, but I do find it rather sad.
To have that kind of shallow detachment from people you're sharing the most intimate thing in the world with, and to have to exchange money to do it, is not in itself a bad thing - sometimes a person needs that kind of "lovin'" (and not just men either) - but to do it for so long and at that level is just... pathetic.
I don't have a lot of material goods but even if they were all gone tomorrow I'll still be a knowledgable man, I'll still know how to look after myself and how to work to obtain the things I need.
If Hugh can honestly look at himself and _know_, not think, _know_ that if he lost it all tomorrow and he would still be a man, a man with dignity and the drive to get on with his life, then maybe he's not as dead inside as I think he is.
There is no positive emotional attachment in a relationship based on material wealth. - TomP, on 10/12/2007, -10/+30http://www.duggmirror.com
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+22"Girl on girl is technically gay porn you know."
Shows who didnt read the article. Specifically says gay male porn in TFA. - blackjack75, on 10/12/2007, -3/+23Certainly having 4 four playmates around you and not getting a natural boner isn't a good advertisement for getting old.
- chance2002iu, on 10/12/2007, -0/+19I don't know what's worse: you taking the time to something that disgustingly graphic or my taking the time to read it.
- DirkBelig, on 10/12/2007, -0/+18It's interesting that after decades of feminism and girl power hype, there are still legions of women who are will to whore themselves for money and fame.
- baxtermaddux, on 10/12/2007, -2/+18whoa. what a butterface. and ***** like plastic. deeskusstin
- chance2002iu, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16considering the gay pr0n in the background, they might really mean "f*ck her daddy"
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+19"I know it sounds like I'm an idiot and very na•ve, but I just wasn't willing to have sex with, him even though I wanted the dream so much"
if you're willing to be an attention whore and object for men everywhere, you' might as well go all the way - sjbdallas, on 10/12/2007, -7/+23This a man who actually bangs all the chicks millions of other guys wish they could bang. He's old and needs viagra and porn to keep it up but, he has sex with 15 to 20 hot chicks a week and will no doubt die while having an orgasm.
99% of the rest of us will work well into our sixties and spend our final days trying to remember what a hot chick smells, tastes, and feels like. Then one day we're going to fall in the shower, break a hip, ***** ourselves and die.
I would give my left nut to be Hef and so would anyone else who still has both. - Spiffjiggins, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15@ 34 I'd be pretty embarrassed if this information was revealed about myself. However, at 80, I'd be telling everyone within earshot...then showing video proof...then taking in more liquids and viagra...
- gungaroo22, on 10/12/2007, -3/+17I saw that on colbert too, and I can't stop saying it either.
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