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- inactive, on 01/07/2009, -2/+68It doesn't matter what you think of him, the one thing that matters most is that his wife needs to wear more clothes to cover more skin.
- Natitude, on 01/07/2009, -7/+41I think Dog is genuinely a good guy. Everyone makes mistakes, but what separates the good from the bad is whether they learn from them.
- kodekitten, on 01/08/2009, -3/+26People might digg me down, but this guy busts his hump to do good work and to hold people accountable. In a world of bailouts, golden parachutes, and acquittals, I'll forgive him some slang and some quirks.
I like him. - chicagojack, on 01/07/2009, -3/+21Try not to drop N bombs while being recorded
- rivasj, on 01/08/2009, -3/+19All is forgiven if you chop the mullet.
- timusca, on 01/08/2009, -0/+16http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/9955/cartmanand ...
- nichesiteexpert, on 01/08/2009, -3/+17How much money does it cost for him to maintain that bad-boy perm-cut anyways? And his wife... I throw up in my mouth a little bit whenever I see her.
- hooah212002, on 01/08/2009, -6/+20HELL NO! i love me some big 'ole fat titties. Motorboat them *****.
- hooah212002, on 01/08/2009, -4/+16I'd like my ***** to throw up in her mouth.
- inactive, on 01/08/2009, -2/+13HI! I have no standards either!
- 1773nium, on 01/08/2009, -0/+10Carrot Top is freaking stacked and looks like a former bodybuilding rape clown that had facial reconstruction after a pack of boars went ***** on his once semi-normal looking mug.
That dude comes to the door dressed like Dog and I'm the easiest bounty ever. - DrVic, on 01/08/2009, -1/+9SHAZAM!
- twiztidsinz, on 01/08/2009, -0/+8She'd need two shows.....
- pwncake, on 01/08/2009, -1/+9" As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you'd laugh."
You're dressing your part and I'm laughing anyway. - markgl, on 01/08/2009, -2/+9i agree.
- kplo, on 04/01/2009, -4/+11Sounds like a grand idea...
It doesn't matter what you think of him, the one thing that matters most is that his wife needs to wear more clothes to cover more skin. - BeShirtHappy, on 01/07/2009, -3/+10You can say that again!
- Meekus, on 01/08/2009, -2/+9Actions speak louder than words. And every action I have seen Dog take on the show indicates he is no racist, but a humble, open, and sensitive individual. First and foremost, he is a bounty hunter and when going after someone, I am sure it is nerve wracking when you have your family with you that can be in harms way. You and your loved ones safety is the most important thing. Hence his abrupt demeanor when "hunting" the bail jumpers. Once he apprehends those people, and he knows his family is safe, I see him genuinely feeling for the people he caught. He looks at the situation from their point of view, and really wants the best for the people. He always says things like "Yes, you made a couple of mistakes, but its easy to turn your life around. I did it and so can you.". And I believe he is sincere in this because he sees himself with some of the people he catches. Not to mention, from the episodes I have seen, most of the people he catches are filled with remorse after he talks to them like human beings.
- inactive, on 01/08/2009, -2/+9Yes, do it in the comfort of your home when you're absolutely sure no one's recording...
/s - TruthKid, on 01/08/2009, -1/+7You motorboatin son of a bitch!
- analogkid01, on 01/08/2009, -2/+8I understood everything except the "hold a snuff can over a bear's ass" reference. What's that about?
- markgl, on 01/08/2009, -0/+6come on man. not funny.
- DrDragun, on 01/08/2009, -1/+7And what seperates the typical lunk trash bounty hunter from a true Renaissance man is the ability to deliver sun-baked half-cocked philosophical musings and street parables to wise up the perp sitting in the back seat of your minivan enroute to the pen. Truly a warrior and a teacher.
- inactive, on 01/08/2009, -5/+11I've seen him be ridiculously nice to all races on that show. I've never seen him be an ass with anyone. (well, after he arrests them, because he's quite the ass when he's trying to catch them).
That's why it's not so bad, you actually believe it when he says he used that word because he thought he was cool enough.
Racist people tend to not do everything in their power to help black people and almost cry because they feel sorry for them. - HubrisDeadPan, on 01/08/2009, -0/+4Your sarcasm conveys a belief that your perspective on beauty is the ONLY perspective on beauty. Therefore beauty is NOT in the eye of the beholder, nay! It is in the eye of DroogInPhoenix.
- timusca, on 01/08/2009, -1/+6http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/9955/cartmanand ...
- RogerStrong, on 01/08/2009, -4/+8It would have been nice if he had "learned from his mistakes" BEFORE he murdered a guy.
And BEFORE his 18 arrests for armed robbery.
And BEFORE kidnapping someone in another country.
And BEFORE a woman who had her back broken when Dog & Co threw her down the stairs while catching someone else. - DrDragun, on 01/08/2009, -1/+5Some priceless quotes in that article. Truly the Confucius of our time.
- volitor8555, on 01/08/2009, -0/+4Go with God Bra!
- GUTTS, on 01/08/2009, -1/+5yeah them spooks skur me too!
jk, hey if Clint Eastwood can say it so can I. - Smokeydabear, on 01/08/2009, -1/+5Things cut from Dog's "What I learned."
"Black folk do not like to be called–Wow has anyone ever told you, you have great *****?"
"There is nothing that is as highly prized and sought after by men than a good leather hat. A good leather hat will follow you to the ends of the earth, give you solace in your time of grief, and can be used as a portable vagina while bounty hunting."
"There has been a small amount of blood in my stool since I was a teenager. Crying helps." - Firespray1138, on 01/08/2009, -0/+3Now there's a comment I'd like to dig more than once.
- inactive, on 01/08/2009, -0/+3Take it easy man. Saying you like a guy from TV is a lot different than "letting Hitler come to power."
Way to Godwin everything up though... - Meekus, on 01/08/2009, -1/+4I thought I remember hearing that he is part Native American Indian, hence his spiritual connection to nature.
- HookmasterCH47, on 01/08/2009, -1/+4Jesus + Dog = a vacuum cleaner?
Who knew. - Bbanda, on 01/08/2009, -6/+9Any one else think this guy is just not normal?
"I speak to animals a lot. Crows will come to me. I'm like that."
to me thats just a tad bit strange. But then again so is his theme song DAAAWWWWGGG THE BOUUUNTTTY HUNNNNTAAAAAAA!!!1! - inactive, on 01/08/2009, -7/+10"Come here you ***** slime ball ***** sucker asss licking ***** face, I got your ass, ***** uyour mother Your gonna go get ass ***** in prison. LOL LOL How do you like that? That'll teach you not to disobey the DOG and run from me I AM GOD catching scum like you makes my ***** HARD AHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAH" *grinds convicts face into pavement....
Two minutes later............" Its ok bra, heres a cigarette and hug bra, we all make mistakes bra."
***** douche - ClevelandBrown, on 01/08/2009, -1/+4You'll die!
- ChaosProfessor, on 01/08/2009, -2/+5"hold a snuff can over a bears ass in a texas prison? whats that mean
- oldhick, on 01/08/2009, -0/+3You should read the Harry Dean Stanton Quotes:
"I only eat so I can smoke and stay alive."
http://www.esquire.com/features/what-ive-learned/h ... - IphtashuFitz, on 01/08/2009, -0/+3Um. His version of going to hell and back to have his dead daughter back...
- inactive, on 01/08/2009, -1/+4"When someone is looking down, they're saying no. When they're looking up, they're looking to their brain for memory."
That is actually dead right. Not sure about looking left or right though - freezerburn666, on 01/08/2009, -0/+2ICE HEAD ICE HEAD
- godofallcows, on 01/08/2009, -0/+2You are saying that you would let Carrot Top rape you? Is this out of fear or awe?
- thedogfatherx, on 01/08/2009, -0/+2I talk to animals all the time to. Does that make me weird? No. In fact I think your weird for not being connected to nature and everything around you.
- cfuse, on 01/08/2009, -0/+2What I've learnt: white guilt will ***** you up - even if they hate the darkies too.
- 1773nium, on 01/08/2009, -0/+2both?
- LinuxCobra, on 01/08/2009, -0/+2Don't do Ice Bra! Ya!
- BeShirtHappy, on 01/07/2009, -3/+5I asked for that. :-)
- malcolmgore1, on 01/08/2009, -2/+4You are so right. And anyone that doesn't see that probably has his same mentality. Nuff Said!
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