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- Quicksilver4648, on 07/16/2008, -13/+488Why is the article dated "July 17, 2008" when today is clearly July 16, 2008. Is this article from the future? Quick Dick! Don't go to Buffalo Wild Wings on Murrieta Hot Springs Road tonight!
- iheartboobs, on 07/16/2008, -6/+280My brother and cousing were in a study group at the back of some diner in L.A. Out of the blue an intoxicated Andy Dick stumpled inside and tried to sit at their table. He told my cousin he wanted to cum all over her ***** and even drew a picture of his intentions on her book. Then he demanded cans of whip cream from the kitchen and started doing whipits in front of everyone....
I have a feeling a lot of people in the L.A. area have their own Andy Dick story. - inactive, on 07/16/2008, -3/+221pic of cousin pls
- homah, on 07/16/2008, -3/+198He was so intoxicated, he forgot he was gay.
- punkcat, on 07/16/2008, -7/+156buried inaccurate, Andy is much to gay to pull a woman's top down.
- Homerr, on 07/16/2008, -2/+146"42-year-old Dick"
- Elliuotatar, on 07/17/2008, -8/+110Oh yeah? Well, in may, I was on the moon with Louis Armstrong gathering soil samples when Andy Dick popped out of a crater and started dry humping my spacesuit. Then he jumped into our moon buggy and started doing donuts with it. What an ass. After 15 minutes of his shenanigans I was about ready to shoot him with my space pistol.
- dougvfr750, on 07/16/2008, -17/+118I think he might be the reason that the name Dick got its reputation
- vango, on 07/16/2008, -4/+102probably because it's a newspaper site and the story will run in tomorrow's paper. just a guess.
- GREEDOnvrFIRED, on 07/16/2008, -0/+671 gram of weed and one Xanax. Good luck finding someone in Murrieta with LESS than that on them. Still, accost a girl go to jail. That I can agree with.
- Petrarch1603, on 07/16/2008, -0/+61to those who dont know, there are rumors that Hartman's wife Brynn quit drugs and Andy Dick re-introduced her to drugs. She was high on cocaine when she killed him
- S7aind, on 07/16/2008, -0/+60Who doesn't love Buffalo Wild Wings when intoxicated?
- mrmontrose, on 07/16/2008, -2/+59even better is the username iheartboobs
- nonpareil, on 07/16/2008, -1/+57Yep - apparently it works the other way for girls (so intoxicated, they forget they're straight) - much to our advantage, of course.
- inactive, on 07/16/2008, -6/+62Andy dick caused Phil Hartman death
- hokie47, on 07/16/2008, -12/+64What a ***** dirty man. He is going to spend some time in jail for this, especially because the women was 17.
Also, this proves that the Mark II Emergency Medical Hologram is not better than the Mark I. - majordanger, on 07/16/2008, -0/+52I think somebody needs an AA meeting and I bet the judge will agree.
And it's almost 1 year to the day that Jon Lovitz beat up Andy Dick over his jokes about Hartman's death.
http://www.eonline.com/news/article/index.jsp?uuid ... - Jexie, on 07/16/2008, -1/+50He's going to be playing a little game he likes to call "Crouching tiger, hidden penis" pretty soon.
- taylooooor, on 07/16/2008, -1/+48I was in the back of a Hollywood comedy theatre doing improv warm ups when Dick burst in and started yelling "I'm a raptor! BLAARRRAAGH!" and grabbing us with his hand-jaws. Our teacher calmly said, "Go with it, guys." Pretty great.
I've also seen him try desperately to pick up a straight male friend of mine, which was endlessly entertaining. You're absolutely right about LA people and Andy Dick stories. - DarkJesus, on 07/16/2008, -5/+4917-year old woman?
- sw1val, on 07/16/2008, -0/+42........I hope that statement is sarcastic because that's not how fame works in America. If anything this will boost his career.
- basevillin, on 07/16/2008, -5/+39It's obvious from his pedosmile.
- lucidapathy, on 07/17/2008, -1/+32Another Andy Dick Story:
At the now gone Nova Cafe (pizza place across from Canters) Andy was a regular. As were my friends and I. One night he comes in sees our group walks over and sits in my lap. Starts telling me how he wants to see me naked. Then in midsentence sees the youngest guy in our group and says, "Nevermind, I wanna see you BOTH naked" then goes and sits on the other guys lap and tries to kiss him.
This goes hand in hand with about a dozen different Andy Dick things I've lived through. He's a freak for sure. - aserer511, on 07/16/2008, -3/+33Ah, and the career decline is in full swing
- klick37, on 07/16/2008, -0/+29Is that a chin cleft or a vagina?
- SteveIsTheDude, on 07/16/2008, -1/+30What career? He has always been a D-list waste of space. He will better serve the world in his new role... Jailhouse cum dumpster.
- Cenobite, on 07/17/2008, -8/+36Another Andy Dick Story:
This one time my cousin saw Andy Dick at a petting zoo over by the alpaca pens. He was apparently stoned out of his mind and got INTO the pen with the animals, stripped naked and started doing an Ethiopian rain dance while Raffy tunes blared out of the mp3 player on his cellphone. Apparently quite the crowd gathered as he whipped out an electric razor and started shaving the words "Free Tookie" into the sides of the animals. He wasn't at it for too long though, before a team of security guards armed with tazers trotted over like a cabaret line of Stormtroopers. They tried to talk him out of it, but Dick wouldn't stop speaking in what was reported by a very reliable source to be a lost dialect of Sanskrit.When negotiations with the stoned Dick failed (and the alpacas were ***** bricks from sheer terror at this stage), the security guards attempted to physically subdue Dick in front of a shrinking and increasingly indifferent crowd. Andy Dick then reached into his anus and pulled out a lightsaber hilt from which the blade quickly extended accompanied by the characteristic hum. He dispatched his foes with deadly efficiency. A strange alien craft then descended from the overhead clouds, from which a mysterious beam seemed to suck Dick (hehe) into the ship. It then sped off at warp speed towards the horizon.
That Andy Dick, what a wacky guy! - pingpants, on 07/16/2008, -2/+30Possibly more pathetic than the John Lovitz/Andy Dick smackdown over the Phil Hartman hex joke.
- arigneysd, on 07/17/2008, -2/+28Holy crap, thats the real life version of Sideshow Bob
- TheAngryMob, on 07/16/2008, -0/+26He was also close friends with David Strickland and Chris Farley. Stay the hell away from this a-hole!
- BabyWookie, on 07/17/2008, -4/+29Please, take a seat over there.
- gles, on 07/16/2008, -4/+29It's not nice to laugh at people getting arrested, but this photo is hilarious. Am I the only one who thinks he'll be angling to turn this debacle into a reality TV show?
- DrMatt, on 07/17/2008, -0/+23Dug for the Voyager call-back... and that I just watched this episode.
- inactive, on 07/16/2008, -6/+29Nobody likes Andy Dick
- inactive, on 07/17/2008, -1/+23"Where we're going, we don't need roads."
- burstaneurysm, on 07/17/2008, -0/+21He was insinuating that Andy Dick loves the *****.
- bonjourmr, on 07/16/2008, -0/+21RIP Phil Hartman. ***** Andy Dick.
- mywhitenoise, on 07/16/2008, -5/+25That guy is an *****. Sometimes he's funny just because of how big of a douche bag he is, but I wouldn't want to be that guys friend.
- bhamster, on 07/16/2008, -0/+19Daphney Aguilara, "The concept of this video is I'm so hot and everybody wants to screw me."
- jeffabs, on 07/16/2008, -0/+19she was a known coke addict ... clean for 10 years. dick gave her coke at a party (supposedly knowing about her addiction). she went into a tailspin, and they were both dead a few weeks later.
that's how I heard it, anyway. - frusciant231, on 07/17/2008, -0/+19id rather think its from the future
- SteveIsTheDude, on 07/16/2008, -0/+18Both
- synergye, on 07/16/2008, -2/+20ummm...this is from latimes.com
- MoralThreat, on 07/16/2008, -0/+17It's the only way to enjoy them.
- Kent767, on 07/16/2008, -1/+18Except this story is from California, where it's still the 16th.
- xombiefarts, on 07/16/2008, -0/+16Is this the same Andy Dick? I must be getting old...
- SoopaflySAM, on 07/16/2008, -4/+20This guy is an *****. Never liked him
- mojorockshard, on 07/17/2008, -2/+18pic or it did not happen
- homah, on 07/16/2008, -0/+16I don't know whether to dig you for listing my favorite flavors or bury you for making me so hungry.
- Tyrghast, on 07/16/2008, -10/+26Andy Dick: Funny when sober, hilarious when drunk.
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