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Dead Celebrities Crazy People Say Are Still Alive & Hiding

pastemagazine.com — When Michael Jackson died on June 25, it took about five minutes before some looney Internet junkie started blogging about how he's really not dead, he's just hiding. That's right, he faked his own death But, of course, as anyone (who's completely certifiably insane and has seen Death Becomes Her too many times) can tell you, MJ wasn't the first.

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  • PuddMaster, on 07/12/2009, -0/+33tupac is definitely still alive. i swear to god i saw him in barbados in 1998..I SWEAR!
  • pheardotcom, on 07/11/2009, -0/+25Hookers !
  • jcundall, on 07/11/2009, -0/+23Gypsies !
  • J3553, on 07/12/2009, -0/+21they forgot jesus.
  • robdiggity, on 07/12/2009, -0/+20Pygmies !
  • BeShirtHappy, on 07/12/2009, -0/+19I see Elvis quite often.
  • WatIsNotTaknYet, on 07/12/2009, -0/+19Well this was a very ***** list. Not only was the writer's writing style annoying and jittery, the writer's attitude towards the subject fluctuates from serious to joking to downright retarded. I wish he could just stick to one of those attitudes. A serious article on this subject would have been intriguing/fascinating. A joking attitude would have been funny and entertaining. But the author just can't quite make up his mind, which just makes it hard for you to give a damn when reading this.

    Buried for sucking.
  • Tarkaan, on 07/12/2009, -1/+20That was ***** retarded.
  • OhSnapVince, on 07/12/2009, -3/+17Wasn't this the magazine that was going out of business a month or so ago? I remember some pitch about donating to the magazine and getting a bunch of MP3s in return. If this is the type of garbage they put out, I'm glad they're going out of business.

    There are enough rumors about guys like Elvis, Tupac, Kaufman, etc. to actually put out a real, legitimate article about famous people who are believed to have faked their own deaths. I feel like this article was written by the class clown in a high school English class when he didn't feel like actually doing a research paper.
  • twiztidsinz, on 07/12/2009, -1/+14He's had enough 'new' material to make me question his death...
  • Misinformant, on 07/12/2009, -0/+13"BIGGIE SMALLS BIGGIE SMALLS BIGGIE SMALLS"
  • EnderSaveUs, on 07/12/2009, -3/+16I can't believe people don't believe Jeff Goldblum died. What a tragedy.
  • Ghostalker, on 07/12/2009, -1/+11Seriously, every few months a new CD comes out from Tupac.
  • twiztidsinz, on 07/12/2009, -0/+9That's what happens when you play Cookie Monster with pills.
  • dafragsta, on 07/12/2009, -0/+7He fell off a cliff while filming in New Zealand! It was confirmed by New Zealand police!
  • healy13, on 07/12/2009, -0/+6Pikies!
  • dafragsta, on 07/12/2009, -0/+6HI, BILLY MAYS HERE...
  • Auraness, on 07/12/2009, -0/+5Tupac: Still Alive! (Chappelle's Show)

    http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?vi ...
  • 2h3px, on 07/12/2009, -0/+5Is it bad I thought the thumbnail was of Michael Jackson?
  • dafragsta, on 07/12/2009, -0/+5Ya like dags?
  • Mittens27, on 07/12/2009, -2/+7Paul McCartney died, too.
  • carpeclunes, on 07/12/2009, -1/+6He released zero posthumous material when he was alive.
  • crickey23, on 07/12/2009, -0/+5Paul is dead, man. Miss him, miss him....
  • lead2thehead, on 07/12/2009, -0/+5TMZ has some photos of a guy they think is Tupac. You can tell that the picture is recent because the guy behind him is drinking from the new Miller Lite can.

    http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/tupac_lives#41132
  • wontstoptalking, on 07/12/2009, -0/+5OM NOM NOM NOM
  • socivitus, on 07/12/2009, -1/+5R.I.P Morrison
  • OLTP, on 07/12/2009, -1/+5Dugg for Jonathan Brandis. "Anyone who can speak to dolphins and fight with Chuck Norris is obviously immortal."
  • TiMMY8765, on 07/12/2009, -0/+3DALE AINT DEAD
  • OLTP, on 07/12/2009, -0/+3Well you certainly don't inject, snort or smoke it.
  • DoodleMaster, on 07/12/2009, -1/+4Kaufman has to be the most believable though...

    He actually said that he thought his greatest performance might be one where he fakes his death and comes back 20 years later.

  • JayG24, on 07/12/2009, -0/+3actually paul was playing a live concert last night in my home town and it was amazing...just didn't understand why he needed all those wires to keep him up...
  • dafragsta, on 07/12/2009, -1/+4Kaufman and Tupac seem to be the most likely. Kaufman was known for playing elaborate pranks, no matter what the cost, and Tupac has released more posthumous material than he did when he was alive.
  • inactive, on 07/12/2009, -1/+4chuck norris
  • twiztidsinz, on 07/12/2009, -1/+4Only his career and soul are dead.
    The soul was part of becoming a mouthpiece for the Republican party. Career was the effect of the former... and suing people over the Chuck Norris Facts after they became popular.
  • D3L3T3D, on 07/12/2009, -0/+3Yeah I do
  • dawnraid101, on 07/12/2009, -0/+3O SHI
  • Traiklin, on 07/12/2009, -0/+2He's alive, this is just an elaborate ruse to build ticket sales for his concert.
  • dafragsta, on 07/13/2009, -0/+2Dags, ya like dags?
  • inactive, on 07/12/2009, -0/+2Mj will rise again on the 7th day
    http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/07/michael-jackson-7/
  • Lewie, on 07/13/2009, -0/+2Similarly dugg for SeaQuest. That was an awesome show!
  • inactive, on 07/12/2009, -0/+2James Dean was gay?
  • RutgerB, on 07/12/2009, -0/+2Who's bad?
  • protogenxl, on 07/13/2009, -0/+2Elvis is with JFK out kicking Ancient Egyptian Mummy Ass
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0281686/

    Also Michael Jackson has moved to South Park Colorado and goes by the name Mr. Jefferson.
  • indubitably, on 07/12/2009, -0/+2i am the walrus
  • dafragsta, on 07/13/2009, -0/+2OK, you beat me at Sematico. ;) It just seemed redundant to say he released more posthumous material than material produced when he was alive. I guess I could've also said "He released more material posthumously than he released while alive," but then it's still ambiguous by these kinds of strict grammatical standards.
  • skinny01, on 07/13/2009, -0/+2This article sucked. And Bruce Lee still living in hawaii didn't make the list?!
  • protogenxl, on 07/13/2009, -0/+2Dugg for "Downright brilliant Guesstimates"
  • inactive, on 07/12/2009, -0/+2This is the best MJ Conspiracy news: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPLfiijlRWE
  • jtcoons, on 07/12/2009, -0/+1Dugg for "Keith Richards (Pictured at Top)"
  • frepnog, on 07/13/2009, -0/+1Nirvana is about the same way. Doesn't mean *****.

    tupac is dead. so is biggie smalls.

    /whoopedee do.
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