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- BaldurPan, on 10/12/2007, -4/+282I wonder if they celebrate Cruisemas now. :)
- jkilby99, on 10/12/2007, -4/+127fletchowns,
I hate rain on your parade, man, but when you make your claim that Cruisemas is risky business... well, your report is in the minority. It almost seems as if you made a firm decision with your eyes wide shut. Most of the time, such erroneous statements are made by young guns who have just happened to make all the right moves, but I know that you are probably one of a few good men. So sit back, have a cocktail, and you'll be on your way back to legendary status.
Oh, and Top Gun :) - fletchowns, on 10/12/2007, -6/+104Cruisemas is risky business
- vuke69, on 10/12/2007, -1/+87"Sure he looks young, but Xenu couldn't make him taller than 5'5"."
Well, in Xenus defense, it is really tricky to try and pile ***** much higher than that. - littlebylittle, on 10/12/2007, -3/+79LOL!
"Cruise joined the Church of Scientology in the ’80s. Leader L Ron Hubbard claimed humans ** bear traces of an ancient alien civilization.** "
You mean "76 Billion years ago Earth was once part of a Galactic Federation of planets. It suffered from severe overpopulation; an average 178 billion people per planet is indeed rather crowded. The head of the Federation, Evil Lord Xenu took draconian measures to reduce the number of inhabitants. Xenu transported the lot of them to earth, then referred to as 'Teegeeack'. After transportation, Xenu used hydrogen bombs on various volcanoes and thereby wiped out all these people. Very effective indeed. He then proceeded to trap their souls/spirits or 'thetans' and they later formed clusters and 'implanted' themselves into us."
Or something like that ... - H2SO4, on 10/12/2007, -1/+65OK, who wants to hang him on a cross?
- counterplex, on 10/12/2007, -1/+63Shouldn't that be "Cruise-ify! Cruise-ify!" ?
- TriZz, on 10/12/2007, -2/+60Ummmmm, isn't this obvious? I mean...look at the guy, he's like 50 and still looks twenty. Only an almighty alien deity could pull that one off!!
- Akaji, on 10/12/2007, -0/+52The day a Scientologist holiday becomes a national holiday is the day I move to Canada...
- Cozmcphish, on 10/12/2007, -1/+53So does that mean Ben Stiller will play Tom in the movie: Passion of the Cruise?
- vafada, on 10/12/2007, -0/+45Oprah?
- jfair, on 10/12/2007, -0/+45Sure he looks young, but Xenu couldn't make him taller than 5'5".
- noahhoward, on 10/12/2007, -5/+46You're thinking of "Sun" the tabloid magazine. This is "The Sun" a UK newspaper.
- admirabumblebee, on 10/12/2007, -1/+37Help me tom cruise, use your witchcraft to get the fire off me!
- Joab, on 10/12/2007, -3/+34Its brave of you to label them 'cult-like'. From what I understand they don't take kindly to things like that. Watch out for a lawsuit in your mailbox man.
- TWillz, on 10/12/2007, -1/+32Jesus H. Cruise I just can't believe this! Save us 6.8 pound baby Cruise in a manger made of spun gold.
- noahhoward, on 10/12/2007, -0/+30That settles it, we need to crucify Tom Cruise. It's the only way we can be sure.
- H2SO4, on 10/12/2007, -0/+29Who is the "Anti-Cruise"?
- SysErr, on 10/12/2007, -2/+30... or a plastic surgeon...
- hydrosnowman, on 10/12/2007, -0/+27"Just like Christ, he has been criticized for his views. But future generations will realize he was right, just like Jesus.”
Criticized for his views? Jesus was crucified for his views. Top that Tom Cruise. - RockMyMonkey, on 10/12/2007, -1/+27"...but ya gotta come out of the closet!"
- noahhoward, on 10/12/2007, -0/+26going to? someday? What time do you hail from traveler.
- Lax32, on 10/12/2007, -0/+25He saved Iceman that one time, and he did it without Goose.
- Ryyson, on 10/12/2007, -4/+28"Just like Christ, he has been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right, just like Jesus.”
I don't think both Cruise and Jesus can be right. I'll stick with Jesus, he has better PR...
http://www.londonnet.co.uk/entertainment/2007/Jan/4663_20070123.php - Raian, on 10/12/2007, -2/+25Oprah isn't that anti-cruise, she's the anti-christ. The anti cruise is Stephen Hawkins
- Desolite, on 10/12/2007, -1/+23... canewediggit say's "the messiah." Show, me, "the messiah!!"
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I'm sorry, but "the messiah" wasn't "what people think when they think of Tom Cruise."
Our Top 5 answers were:
5. Psycho (8)
4. A Douche (23)
3. Hot (44)
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1. A Big Douche (2348927)
Thanks for playing! - wilwheaton, on 10/12/2007, -2/+23Oh, now you're just being glib.
- matthewaaron, on 10/12/2007, -0/+20I think I hear the crowd yelling "Crucify! Crucify!"... but maybe not.
- grooviekenn, on 10/12/2007, -1/+19Me... You ... and anyone else who thinks that Scientology is evil and Cruise is a joke.
- Klowner, on 10/12/2007, -2/+20Cruisify him!
- Cymrubeats, on 10/12/2007, -10/+27The Sun isn't a tabloid, it's cheap toilet paper that you sometimes get a free 70's hits cd with.
- NoNom, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18That would be a good idea for a fund raiser.
"Who would like to crucify Tom Cruise?" In the end everyone is a winner. - Keach, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16Wow. Two Scientology stories in one day.
Might as well post the token link list for a Digger who has never seen it. Maybe it will change today.
Digg Scientology Hall of Fame (All Time Most Diggs In Order – As of NOW of course)
ARTICLES
1) Website taken down by Scientology after being dugg
http://digg.com/tech_news/Website_taken_down_by_Scientology_after_being_dugg
2) 'South Park'-Scientology Battle Rages On
http://digg.com/tech_news/_South_Park_-Scientology_Battle_Rages_On_2
3) Scientology Orientation Video on YouTube!
http://digg.com/tech_news/Scientology_Orientation_Video_on_YouTube_
4) the unfunny truth about scientology 2
http://digg.com/tech_news/the_unfunny_truth_about_scientology_2
5) South Parks Scientology episode"trapped in the closet" is up for an Emmy!
http://digg.com/television/South_Parks_Scientology_episode_trapped_in_the_closet_is_up_for_an_Emmy!
6) Germany authorities say hell no to Scientology. That-a-boy Germany!
http://digg.com/world_news/Germany_authorities_say_hell_no_to_Scientology_That_a_boy_Germany
7) Nicole Kidman Talks About Scientology and Why She Quit!
http://digg.com/celebrity/Nicole_Kidman_Talks_About_Scientology_and_Why_She_Quit_
8) Matt and Trey: C'mon Jews...show them who really runs Hollywood
http://digg.com/celebrity/Matt_and_Trey_C_mon_Jews_show_them_who_really_runs_Hollywood
9) Comedy Central to finally re-run the "South Park" Scientology Spoof
http://digg.com/television/Comedy_Central_to_finally_re-run_the_South_Park_Scientology_Spoof
10) Mirror of codebot.org site that was illegally taken down
http://digg.com/general_sciences/Mirror_of_codebot.org_site_that_was_illegally_taken_down
11) Yahoo has now censored Scientology critics from first page results
http://digg.com/tech_news/Yahoo_has_now_censored_Scientology_critics_from_first_page_results
12) Scientologist assaults peaceful protester
http://digg.com/offbeat_news/Scientologist_assaults_peaceful_protester
13) Codebot.org now redirects to Scientology website!
http://digg.com/general_sciences/Codebot.org_now_redirects_to_Scientology_website_
14) Tom Cruise Sent Scientology Goons to Intimidate Paramount Execs
http://digg.com/celebrity/Tom_Cruise_Sent_Scientology_Goons_to_Intimidate_Paramount_Execs
15) In Case You Missed CBS's Recent "48 Hours" on Scientology - Here It Is
http://digg.com/television/In_Case_You_Missed_CBS_s_Recent_48_Hours_on_Scientology_Here_It_Is
VIDEOS
1) Scientology: 4th Of July- How Crazy Are They?
http://www.digg.com/videos/comedy/Scientology_4th_Of_July_How_Crazy_Are_They
2) Entire Scientology Orientation video on Google Video
http://www.digg.com/videos/educational/Entire_Scientology_Orientation_video_on_Google_Video
3) Scientologists in action
http://www.digg.com/videos/people/Scientologists_in_action
4) The Daily Show on Scientology
http://www.digg.com/videos/comedy/The_Daily_Show_on_Scientology
5) Independent film about Scientology that scientologists are fighting to eras
http://www.digg.com/videos/educational/Independent_film_about_Scientology_that_scientologists_are_fighting_to_eras
For More Information:
http://www.xenu.net
http://www.lermanet.com
http://www.xenutv.com
http://www.torymagoo.org
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology
http://www.rickross.com/groups/scientology.html
http://www.rotten.com/library/religion/scientology/
http://www.factnet.org/
http://www.sweenytod.com/cos/index.html
http://www.whyaretheydead.net/
http://theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com/
http://theunfunnysequel.ytmnd.com/
http://www.ScienTOMogy.com
http://www.suentology.com
http://www.StopScientology.com
http://www.whatisscientology.com
http://www.freexenu.com
http://www.boycottMI3.com
http://www.boycottTomCruise.com
http://www.boycottscientology.com
http://www.freetomkat.com
http://www.religiousfreedomwatch.info
http://www.parishioners.info
http://www.stopdisconnection.com
http://www.disconnectioninscientology.com - simpleid, on 10/12/2007, -2/+18I hate to say this, but I don't think even theSun could be joking about this.
- hydrosnowman, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15does sliding on a wood floor wearing socks count? :-P
- Dhalsim007, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14BTW....Cruise-mas would be on July 3....which would give us a 4-day holiday in the States on occasion with Fourth of July. Sweet!
- sleze, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13Wouldn't Cruise be the Paul of Scientology Corp and L. Ron Hubbard be the Christ?
- vuke69, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12Correction, L. Ron Hubbard is a GENIUS. All those people he duped with his cult are idiots.
- pervy_the_clown, on 10/12/2007, -27/+38its the sun...show me from a REPUTABLE source and i'll believe you
- Afreyt, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11Is this like the New Coke?
- royceguy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11Honest to God (or Cruise, beggin your pardon) I don't care if it's true or not at this point. This is the funniest thread I've seen in months.
- BigCalhoun, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9Basically. 25 percent more BS and a new can!
- catalysis, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9He nailed some chick that was like 20 years younger than him.
- sgolba, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8So. And Hawking rhymes with Dawking. What's your point?
- greymaxcat, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Dude needs a beard...
- thisisbs, on 10/12/2007, -7/+15Dam you beat me to it!! ok digg me down please i demand it.
- Liamm, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Does this mean we get to nail him to a Scientology logo and watch him die slowly?
- vuke69, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8But wait, doesn't the the US recogn... Ohhh, I see what you did there...
- armbar, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8I like to think of Tom Cruise as a couch dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life.
- mikemac, on 10/12/2007, -4/+12I thought Cruise was "Born On The Fourth Of July"? yuk yuk yuk
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