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- shvmds, on 05/06/2009, -2/+133That wasn't actually a poster, that was Chuck Norris pretending to be a poster until the robbers came
- djmattyd, on 05/06/2009, -17/+62Buried for chuck being a political whack job and overall piece of *****.
Chuck just shut the ***** up about politics, science, and religion. We liked you a lot better when you just roundhoused things. - kzoopSF, on 05/06/2009, -1/+35"We have had a few customers come in and ask us whether they can get Chuck's autograph. They really believe he is sitting in our storeroom out the back ready to pounce on any burglars."
- Exhaust, on 05/06/2009, -12/+42Chuck Norris was a lot cooler before he got political. When I see him now I think Mike Huckabee and Texas leaving the union rather than Return of the Dragon.
- CB810, on 05/06/2009, -1/+17I think a photo of Star Jones might have the same effect
- z00k, on 05/06/2009, -2/+16Brb Robbing Shop
- agentsrecord, on 05/06/2009, -2/+16Is Chuck Norris going to have a good laugh about this?
And then sue the bakery owners 2 years later like he did the makers of the 'Chuck Norris facts' book?
Because claiming someone to be the greatest man in the world is defamation of character. - IJS209, on 05/06/2009, -1/+15I thought this story was going to link to the onion.
- flaml5158, on 05/06/2009, -0/+10i recognize this quote from somewhere...
- bundwallah, on 05/06/2009, -0/+9But there'd be no baked goods left to steal. :)
- Braindead360, on 05/06/2009, -2/+11What's not mentioned is how that when Chuck Norris heard that they had is image up without his permission, he went to the store and round house kicked it to the ground while the employees were still inside!
- protogenxl, on 05/06/2009, -3/+11Warning: do not look directly into Chuck Norris
- Rudegar, on 05/06/2009, -1/+9maybe it was shortly after he donated his beard to jesus
http://teens.rationalresponders.com/image/chuck_no ... - Maraculus, on 05/06/2009, -6/+13Chuck Norris doesn't teabag the robbers, he potato sacks them.
- boredco, on 05/06/2009, -0/+7That's because, roughly speaking, about 1 in 10 of them are actually onion stories
- cyoder, on 05/06/2009, -0/+7http://www.reuters.com/article/rbssTechMediaTeleco ...
"Some of the 'facts' in the book are racist, lewd or portray Mr. Norris as engaged in illegal activities."
"Defendants have misappropriated and exploited Mr. Norris's name and likeness without authorization for their own commercial profit."
Sounds to me that he didn't want someone profiting from literary works using his name. - inactive, on 05/06/2009, -1/+8He did pull a bit of a Tom Cruise with all that. Smart action heroes avoid flaunting their weaknesses.
- askantik, on 05/06/2009, -0/+6Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died.
- rblancarte, on 05/06/2009, -5/+11<ROUNDHOUSE KICK>
Damn, he took djmattyd's head clean off!!! - daywalker2676, on 05/06/2009, -0/+6is this for real? lately one in every ten stories on the front page looks like it was written by the Onion.
- badcab, on 05/06/2009, -4/+9Chuck Norris is not photographed. The film just tries to emulate him.
- wdw25, on 05/06/2009, -0/+5I'm surprised no one broke in and stole the poster.
- erasedgod, on 05/06/2009, -0/+5Ananova is a worse news source than The Onion.
- cyoder, on 05/06/2009, -0/+5I like the part where they publicly admitted they didn't have a security guard. If anyone believed there really was someone on site protecting the shop (and likely didn't realize who the hell Chuck Norris is), and that was the actual reason people weren't breaking in anymore...well, I think the cat's outta the bag now, fellas.
- Acill, on 05/06/2009, -0/+4This just in! Bakery Robbers stike again after reading about the scam it pulled from a Digg posting.
- CopyCat138, on 05/06/2009, -1/+5When Chuck Norris does push ups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth down,
- FredFredrickson, on 05/06/2009, -6/+10Chuck Norris is Huckabee's slut.
- momedefome, on 05/07/2009, -0/+3Hell yeah , even the poster can roundhouse kick your ass
- proliance, on 05/07/2009, -1/+4Does this apply to all celebrities or just the ones you disagree with?
- EarlOfLade, on 05/06/2009, -1/+4meh.. Chuckie got whipped cream muscles. looks big, not much substance.
- twishart, on 05/07/2009, -0/+3Lex Luthor
He took forty cakes! - JCEEZ, on 05/06/2009, -0/+3who robs a freakin bakery!
- FattyMagee, on 05/06/2009, -6/+9Chuck Norris Joke Here
- Namco, on 05/06/2009, -0/+3People seem to respect him.
- Krissam, on 05/06/2009, -1/+4Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits!
- jmones, on 05/06/2009, -0/+2All this time paying a night watchman when all I needed was a ScareChuck. tm.
- SpeedStix, on 05/06/2009, -0/+2"We have had a few customers come in and ask us whether they can get Chuck's autograph. They really believe he is sitting in our storeroom out the back ready to pounce on any burglars."
<sigh> Way to blow your cover...Now it will just go back to the original situation of regular robberies... - inactive, on 05/06/2009, -0/+2So its Karate Chuck they are scared of and not Chuck Texas Ranger Norris ?
- poogy21, on 05/06/2009, -0/+2This is a new career opportunity for Chuck. Much better than the Total Fitness Gym!
- gwaggy12, on 05/06/2009, -1/+2No, Jonathan Brandis.
- CharlieO675, on 06/08/2009, -0/+1chuck norris can swim on land
- EliCompton, on 05/06/2009, -0/+1The winner is bad guys everywhere.
- FredFredrickson, on 05/06/2009, -0/+1Whether or not the man could beat me in a fight is beside the point. He's still Huckabee's slut.
- arcane82, on 05/07/2009, -2/+3 Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris walks on Jesus.
- czarcasm, on 10/19/2009, -0/+1Chuck Norris can grow a beard in under 5 minutes.
- aknolp, on 05/06/2009, -6/+7But where's his beard? I thought that was the source of his power?
- kocurejd, on 05/07/2009, -1/+2I'm putting up a Jack Bauer poster tomorrow.
- theaceoffire, on 05/06/2009, -1/+2Yeah, I hate finding out that my childhood hero's have values that conflict strongly with my own... It was like finding out that Will Smith was infected with Scientology.
- leviathan2k, on 05/06/2009, -0/+1If you put those posters anywhere near each other, there will be a rupture in the space-time continuum, because no place or time can contain so much awesomeness at once.
- cshelton13, on 05/06/2009, -3/+4Chuck Norris isn't a burglar alarm. He skips all that and goes straight to executioner.
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