Christina Aguilera Needs To Wear Less Makeup. Really.

prettyboring.com — Hilarious snarky pop culture (great pic): No, sillies. This is not really Christina, but it's a fairly good approximation of her sheer cosmetic mass. How can she breathe with 15 pounds of pancake, 3 to 5 lbs. of eye shadow (depending on how many colors she uses) and at least 5 pounds of high-gloss, phosphorescent lipstick...