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- Cancerkitty, on 05/21/2009, -2/+221Jesus, not only is this guy painfully unfunny, he's also functionally illiterate.
- ZhiZaki, on 05/21/2009, -1/+127It's kinda sad when someone else's deconstruction of your "jokes/tweets" is funnier than the material itself......
- ElGubrush, on 05/21/2009, -0/+117It took me a while to realise these were ACTUAL Mencia's Twitter quotes. In retrospect, I am not surprised at all.
Also, who the ***** suggested to him there is interest in his writing of a book? - inactive, on 05/21/2009, -2/+106Carlos Mencia is so painfully unfunny. He makes Dane Cook look like Dave Chappelle.
- felman87, on 05/22/2009, -0/+82Nice try Carlos Mencia
- ileftfark, on 05/21/2009, -1/+70Awww shih oh no man, come on, I got no dick, man!
- jitterbits, on 05/21/2009, -0/+55I feel like I've wandered into some sort of parallel universe.
20 Carlos Mencia jokes could have been funny, if they hadn't been ruined by someone else's humorous comments?
Ooookay. - hyderalamgir, on 05/21/2009, -1/+51Who's Carlos Mencia?
- rhdesigns, on 05/21/2009, -1/+48A butter knife couldn't make Dane Cook like Dave Chappelle.
Still dugg you though - inactive, on 05/22/2009, -0/+44A butter knife stabbing me is funnier than Dane Cook.
- DarthVolta, on 05/21/2009, -0/+38Wow, I kind of want to see how awful it would be to play Call of Duty with this guy. I can't even imagine the kind of racist 12 year olds that would be playing with him.
- commodorius, on 05/21/2009, -2/+38Contrary to what other comments on this page may say, Sean Baby's commentary was quite hilarious. This was my first time reading one of his articles on Cracked, and I must say, I think he gives DOB a run for his money.
- yocouchdigga, on 05/21/2009, -0/+36***** hilarious. The pictures of his dumb face really added the extra zing this roast needed.
Now a serious question, does making fun of Carlos Mencia for being a pathetic hack ever get old? - mrcoldcow, on 05/22/2009, -1/+33***** Carlos Mencia
- tj111, on 05/21/2009, -0/+31"The instructor probably took one look at him and realized that his love life was trying to suck his own dick until his third chin choked him unconscious."
Man I really hope Mencia reads this, the author tore him a new one. Maybe he'll finally realize he just isn't funny and he'll shut the hell up already. - timewarp424, on 05/22/2009, -3/+33“i got AIDS from haveing sex with monkies. come by n say hi if your at the aids research center and ill buy you a shot.”
ThIS IS CARLOS MENCIA! NO joke. I'll be here for 2 more hours... HAVING SEX WITH A MONKEY!!! If that's not anough, I'll by you A SHOT!!
THAT'S RIGHT A SHOT!
PLEASE!
please... I have no one. - PMWSpender, on 05/22/2009, -0/+28He actually stole the condom one from Dr. Drew's twitter.
- jitterbits, on 05/21/2009, -0/+28I'm wondering what mental giant thinks he's *capable* of writing a book. He can barely tweet coherently.
- Eupatorus, on 05/22/2009, -0/+28You lucky bastard. Ignorance is bliss.
- yoshiboy, on 05/22/2009, -0/+26Carlos Mencia was born in Honduras.
His real name is Ned Arnel Mencia.
Edit: He still isn't funny. - chadfaaborg, on 05/22/2009, -0/+26I wanna see Joe Rogan knock him the f - out!
- bryano, on 05/21/2009, -2/+27Well you know, I just kicking it with my homies, and my brain, you know, my brain is always so full of ideas cuz i'm so funny and stuff, so i was just all like, "hey papito, you like fishsticks?" And my homeboy says "Ya Carlos, you know, you're so funny!", and then it just occurred to me, I was like "Aww man, you must be gay fish homes!" And this is how I came up with it mes amigos!
- roxgod666, on 05/22/2009, -1/+24Wait, he actually LIKED the South Park!!!??? DAMN IT, what does it take to get to this guy???
- lordastral, on 05/22/2009, -0/+22God I hate Carlos Mencia, he sucks so hard. Its a shame he can't come up with any of his own jokes.
Here you can watch Joe Rogan bust Mencia for joke stealing. The worst part is, He steals a funny joke and manages somehow to make it not funny. Carlos Mencia is the Anti-Comic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M42BflUZry8 - joannchilada, on 05/22/2009, -0/+22I almost *want* to follow Carlos on Twitter. But I don't think he would understand I was doing for irony's sake.
- nshady, on 05/22/2009, -0/+20"I did a show in Binghamton last year. So sad about the victims."
It's pretty sad that the funniest line in all of those Tweets was probably unintentional. - AManWithNoName, on 05/21/2009, -0/+20I remember back when I subscribed to Electronic Gaming Monthly (Before I discovered the internet had all that stuff for free) Seanbaby had a page or two at the end of every issue, and cracked me up every time. To see that he's working with Cracked now is like a dream come true!
- inactive, on 05/22/2009, -0/+19Invite him to a lunch party where no one shows up.
- iEATcatFOOD, on 05/22/2009, -0/+16I GOT NO DEEK!
- yocouchdigga, on 05/22/2009, -2/+17you're lame.
- inactive, on 05/22/2009, -1/+15Family Circus is at least *original* lame material...
- jammyfred, on 05/22/2009, -2/+15***** Dane Cook
oh wait, wrong person, nevermind. - papashawn, on 05/22/2009, -3/+15Carlos Mencia is to stand-up comedy what Family Circus is to newspaper comics.
- Dagreenman, on 05/21/2009, -0/+11Considering mencia would steal ANYTHING, these posts probably are cut and pasted.
- inactive, on 05/22/2009, -0/+11I'm guessing the same that gave him his own TV show.
His entire career is an exercise in "WTF???" - jammyfred, on 05/22/2009, -0/+11Not far to go until he can write a book. All he need to do is learn English, grammar, and write hundreds of pages instead of 140 charachters.
Oh, and he has to become funny first, almost forgot. - cactus476, on 05/22/2009, -0/+11He sounds like a 12 year old kid who is craving attention.
- davidwmfc, on 05/22/2009, -0/+11for Americans anywhere outside of America is Mexico
- Traiklin, on 05/22/2009, -0/+10won't work, as two of his things say he was on route to them and they both got canceled do to shooting.
I do like this commentary though,
"This is the second time in two weeks that a shooting has prevented Carlos Mencia from performing. Is this the go-to excuse for getting rid of him, or are people actually shooting themselves when they hear he’s coming?" - xaphoo, on 05/22/2009, -0/+10Nothing ruins sex with a monkey like remembering that you work in an AIDS research center.
- nedev, on 05/22/2009, -0/+10No surprise there.
- laguano, on 05/22/2009, -0/+9"It's because he's Mexican"
Since when? - NotRylock, on 05/22/2009, -0/+9"LOL seanbaby made fn of me, SOMBODY PAYD ATTENTION TO ME!!!"
- Topkill, on 05/22/2009, -0/+8I think roast may be the wrong word, roast implies a certain level of respect and lightheartedness of which Mencia deserves neither.
- peestandingup, on 05/22/2009, -3/+10I'm not going to say it.
- inactive, on 05/22/2009, -0/+7It's harlarious guys check the rerun. *CRY*
- tensionhead, on 05/22/2009, -0/+7It took me a second, but I laughed out loud.
Good work, sir. - Poblasai, on 05/22/2009, -0/+7I really enjoyed Isolated Incident for the 15min I tuned in and heard him reference his "big fat *****" 13 times. He's totally not compensating for something...
- itsradBrad, on 05/22/2009, -0/+6"...who the ***** suggested to him there is interest in his writing of a book?"
It's just someone playing a joke on him. What better way to humiliate someone than set them up for a massive failure? - aenilius, on 05/22/2009, -0/+6I'm the guy that shot up the hospital, I was trying to spare the cancer row patients any more suffering.
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