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- unicronband, on 01/18/2008, -2/+35Can we make Burt Reynolds the new Chuck Norris please? He deserves it much more than that *****.
- gummih, on 01/18/2008, -1/+31Forget the tupee, I'm going for the mustache. Imagine what that would fetch on eBay...
- Sornos, on 01/18/2008, -0/+16Turd Ferguson.
Funny name. - Toshibi, on 01/18/2008, -0/+14Burt Reynold's mustache has killed more men than Chuck Norris.
What's behind Burt Reynold's mustache? Another Mustache. - Bukowsky, on 01/18/2008, -2/+14That almost sounds like a challenge!
- smacksaw, on 01/18/2008, -1/+11If I were him I'd have my toupee made out of my pubes.
Joke's on you, suckers. - smacksaw, on 01/18/2008, -0/+10Umm...yeah. That's basically what Burt said IN the article. That it's not a secret and he does it for fun.
Next time, read the article then be witty. - KarlH, on 01/18/2008, -0/+8"Steal my hair, punk? You're going toupee for that!"
- btgoss, on 01/18/2008, -0/+8He is still mostly cool. I grew up in Jupiter and his presence was very much felt in town, and he was always pretty cool. Loni was a bit much, but Burt and the rest of his gang were always cool.
- greenlight2001, on 01/18/2008, -0/+7second
- zheisey, on 01/18/2008, -0/+6If he wore some type of hat, say...a giant foam cowboy hat for instance...there wouldn't be any problems
- unicronband, on 01/18/2008, -0/+6Get Geraldo's too while you're at it and watch them fight to the death.
- jmcorro, on 01/18/2008, -0/+5My friend, you just signed your own death warrant.
- brentinkc, on 01/18/2008, -2/+7Shouldn't have said that. It's going to be a game for man-children now.
Steal the wig from The Bandit! - OrangeTide, on 01/18/2008, -0/+5You have to keep them in separate jars like chinese fighting fish.
- custerfluck, on 01/18/2008, -0/+5If I only had a mustache... then I'd be able to speak Italian!
- wheresjim, on 01/18/2008, -1/+6You know, I never thought about doing it until now. I'd love to be able to tell my friends I was beaten up by the Bandit.
Actually I think it would just be funny to have a fishing pole with a toupee on a hook and have him think I stole it and have him freak out and beat me up for nothing. That would be great. - mlvassallo, on 01/18/2008, -0/+4I don't think you know what you are getting yourself in to.
- cambob76, on 01/18/2008, -0/+4Didn't Cartman do that first on the episode "Scott Tennerman Must Die?"
- PoliceAtaque, on 01/18/2008, -0/+4Gracious, the stupidity of some people.
- calon9, on 01/18/2008, -0/+3It won't work. Reynolds is just shy of the line of taking oneself too seriously, whereas Norris is just over the line, hence Norris is the better fit.
- am6135, on 01/18/2008, -2/+5Why not implant movement sensors in his forehead, just in case? Botox it beforehand to avoid false alarms.
- hollywoodphony, on 01/18/2008, -0/+3What do we get for the moustache?
- cambob76, on 01/18/2008, -1/+4Not sure it's possible. His first name is "Burt".
- raiderguyx, on 01/18/2008, -0/+2ala the "pubic beard" on jackass2? ? ? (how phuched up was that prank?LOL)
- drunkentoad, on 01/18/2008, -1/+3Jeez! Imagine what he'd do if you touched his moustache!
- Kenzan, on 01/18/2008, -1/+3"HA! Derober.com has just offered up a $200 bounty to whoever snatches Burt Reynold’s wig! Check them out for more details!"
That would be called solicitation to commit assault. - Meowbiusfox, on 01/18/2008, -0/+2Give me an El Diablo sandwich and a Dr.Pepper
and make it fast,I'm in a Goddamn hurry! - calon9, on 01/18/2008, -0/+2Or grow them out and do a really long comb up and over.
- dafragsta, on 01/18/2008, -0/+2Reynolds style!
- michelsonmorley, on 01/18/2008, -1/+3I've never had a vested interest in owning someone's toupee until today. Let's find out if he's a man of his word.
- hmmmok, on 01/18/2008, -0/+2Hey Tom, here's your mustache back!
- Kenzan, on 01/18/2008, -0/+2Yeah, because picking on 70 year old men is really noble, fun, and mature.
- mateo60, on 01/18/2008, -2/+3I love that he even has to say that. :)
- altovolta, on 01/18/2008, -2/+3Catch me if you can, says the toupee.
- ReyX, on 01/18/2008, -2/+3It's a hat. It's funny cuz it's big. It's a big hat.
- ggrav, on 01/18/2008, -2/+3Wonder if Loni Anderson tried to steal his toupee.
- omnithought, on 01/19/2008, -0/+1Threaten to beat them up if they touch his toupee?
- inactive, on 01/18/2008, -2/+3After staring in a Uwe Boll film I've lost what little respect I had for him.
- farffa, on 01/18/2008, -3/+4Dugg, when you ask so nicely :)
- buckrogers1965, on 01/18/2008, -0/+1Let the game begin!
- Kenzan, on 01/23/2008, -0/+1Oh, like YOU haven't ever done that yourself.
Sheesh! - GoldMaster, on 01/24/2008, -0/+1Someones gonna get their butt kicked.
- darthom, on 01/19/2008, -0/+1Whoa, there are a lot of dumb punks here that are going to get their asses kicked to *****.
- Kenzan, on 01/18/2008, -1/+2Douchebag?
What the hell has Burt Reynolds ever done to anybody? - wheresjim, on 01/18/2008, -0/+1Dugg for the great Buford T Justice quote!
- buddamus, on 01/18/2008, -2/+3Mental Note: steal toupee
- logstaa, on 01/18/2008, -1/+2$200 bounty?! They're going to have to offer a lot more than that...
- mcmullet, on 01/18/2008, -2/+2What a douchebag.
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