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- TownIdiot, on 08/31/2009, -0/+25They should just get Morgan Freeman to do this already.
- tokomini, on 08/31/2009, -0/+22"take your next left, like an antelope dancing without shoes, while the milk maid braids her hair in the pantry and the sun is chicken"
- rikwakefield, on 08/31/2009, -0/+16I'd prefer Christopher Walken.
- MadRat779, on 08/31/2009, -0/+15I'd like to have Leo Laporte as the voice in my car.
- osko2052, on 08/31/2009, -1/+12How about William Shatner instead?
- palehorse864, on 08/31/2009, -0/+9*Lost battery power, shutting down* (also good for poor satellite reception)
How does it feeeeel, to be on your own?
With no direction home! - iamdak, on 08/31/2009, -0/+9Tommy Chong next please.
- timbro1, on 08/31/2009, -0/+7bob dylan the sonofabitch who slept with my wife?
- richirwin, on 08/31/2009, -0/+7One of the sonofabitches. Yes.
- Nekura20x6, on 08/31/2009, -1/+7"Wait, did he say left or right?" *CRASH*
- KillCure, on 08/31/2009, -0/+5There's a tree, there's a road, on my couch, sitting, what?
WOULDN'T YOU?!
Pedestrian, shopping bag, accident, kmart,
WOULDN'T YOU?!
Take a left, take a right, bleh. - meloon, on 08/31/2009, -0/+5Does it have a singing option?
- Sethwm2, on 08/31/2009, -0/+4At the beginning of the trip "Hi! I'm Leo Laporte"
- marcduke, on 08/31/2009, -0/+4"That's not the way home, man"
- thephosphorbox, on 08/31/2009, -0/+4rrreeeehhhhhhhhhh tuurrn left heerreeeeee reeehhhhhhhhh
ugh Dylan imitations don't translate well into text :( - Balanced, on 08/31/2009, -0/+3Isn't this a really old story?
Read the Washington Post correction here:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/artic ... - thephosphorbox, on 08/31/2009, -0/+3How about Shatner and Takei both arguing over which direction you should go? You'd probably never get where you're going but you'd be LMAO'ing the entire time.
- mrgr8avill, on 08/31/2009, -0/+3No, that was me. I tell the really dumb ones I am Bob Dylan to get in their pants.
- abadonn, on 08/31/2009, -0/+2Turn.. leftatthe.. next.. light.
- jonkdavis, on 08/31/2009, -0/+2Let's just hope my GPS doesn't get me kicked out of Woodstock...
- dojocasino, on 08/31/2009, -0/+2Judas!
- inactive, on 08/31/2009, -1/+3sounds great, unless you actually do work on maggies farm.
- Briones07, on 08/31/2009, -0/+2You would miss your turn by the time he finishes telling you about it. Then he would laugh at you.
- duke, on 08/31/2009, -0/+2Better yet, George Takei.
- duke, on 09/01/2009, -0/+2Or, maybe if you're stuck in a bad traffic jam:
KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!! - duke, on 09/01/2009, -0/+2Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a navigator!!
Now, weer off at Wentura Boolevard, and follow the signs to Alameda, where they keep noo-clee-ar wessels. - kurtwinter, on 08/31/2009, -0/+1Why not Tom Waits? It makes as much sense. "Gargle-gargle-snort" or "meh-meh-mehhh", its your choice. Call me crazy, I'd prefer a well known voice that I can understand, like James Earl Jones, or maybe William Daniels.
- gfryesc, on 08/31/2009, -0/+1glad he found time after being picked up by those racist cops for acting strangely in a neighborhood... no wait, that was skip gates. It's a good compare/contrast between two parallel incidents.
- sandburn, on 08/31/2009, -0/+1seriously, I saw him in concert 10 years ago. your text is more cognizable...
- marcduke, on 08/31/2009, -0/+1I'm cool with this, as long as his kid stops making music.
- Truedirt, on 08/31/2009, -0/+1My advice to potential owners of such cars: " Anytime you plan to use your GPS device, first make sure that you have a tank full of gas."
- RepublicofJosh, on 08/31/2009, -0/+1He's an old grumpy man give him a break. I mean the man can't walk around without scaring kindergardeners!!!
- kolobcreek, on 08/31/2009, -0/+1Isn't that the Rock'n Roll Dream? Get big and sell out!
- spaceyraygun, on 08/31/2009, -0/+1oh, you mean uncle robert?
http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/375192/doug-and-dad ... - sHockz, on 08/31/2009, -0/+1good luck trying to understand wtf your GPS is saying to you if it is narrated by bob dylan....couldnt understand a word out of his mouth at ACL Fest.
- P522, on 08/31/2009, -0/+1You're a liar!
- rikwakefield, on 08/31/2009, -0/+1you know
- teamgwho, on 08/31/2009, -1/+2Came here to say this, you beat me to it.
:) - Otto, on 08/31/2009, -0/+1Dupe: http://digg.com/autos/Bob_Dylan_To_Voice_GPS_Syste ...
- newes, on 08/31/2009, -1/+1Yeah cause no one should ever get paid.
- qster, on 08/31/2009, -2/+2Soon... Crashes up 400% as drivers fall asleep at the wheel
- nehasf, on 09/04/2009, -0/+0Who needs Bob Dylan when you can have Arnold S. or Butthead tell you where to go!? Check out boomroom.com for a bunch of funny ones. They also let you make your own! Bring on that Chris Rock impression!
- Shinpah, on 08/31/2009, -1/+1Is it really a dupe if they both hit the front page...?
- pseudononymist, on 08/31/2009, -2/+2how long will the list be
of lousy bob dylan
jokes - fsufanizzle, on 08/31/2009, -1/+1***** you Digg!
- kolobcreek, on 08/31/2009, -1/+1Don't get me wrong Bob Dylan is a super-star-rock-legend. Anything he does will sell. But have you heard him lately? You can't understand a thing he says. This means everyone driving a GM or Ford is going to be lost and causing accidents because they can't understand the mern by burn directions.
I guess if you're all ready drunk or high when you get in the car the Dylection may make more sense. - Kayger, on 08/31/2009, -0/+0So now I can get even more lost using GPS?
*mumblemumblemumble* left *mumblemuble* next right *mumblemumble* man *mumble* uh-oh, turn around. - mrgr8avill, on 08/31/2009, -2/+1The man can write and sing songs with the best of them, but have you ever heard him try to SPEAK? It's akin to Ozzy Osbourne with a sock in his mouth.
Though I guess it'd be nice for the manufacturer -- you must not have heard the directions right -- don't blame our crappy direction algorithms!
How many roads must a man go down???? -
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