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- JediPii, on 11/09/2009, -1/+51Tom Cruise (5'2") is going to beat people up? I'd buy that for a dollar...
- skipvt, on 11/08/2009, -1/+33On the list of fake bad-ass Hollywood actors.
- charlietuna, on 11/09/2009, -1/+29I believe he said: “Beat the living *thetans* out of them."
Thank Xenu there are brave men like Tom to administer a good beat down. - elliotys, on 11/09/2009, -1/+27I'm beginning to think Tom Cruise has convinced himself he is the characters he plays in his movies.
- Surferess, on 11/08/2009, -1/+26Wow, Scientology ... just bizarre! & Tom Cruise is ... I don't even know what. The weirdness meter here is pegging it.
- ianzu, on 11/09/2009, -3/+25Who the Hell types "bleep"? What a ***** idiot...
- AGONYTUESDAY, on 11/09/2009, -0/+20Scientology is a cult, and I would expect nothing more from them.
- homer524, on 11/09/2009, -1/+18Tom Cruise beat the ***** out of me. I think it was called Mission Impossible III...
- EndAntiSemitism, on 11/09/2009, -0/+125'7"? Maybe that's what his publicist says. Short male celebrities like Tom Cruise have been known to "enhance" their height by wearing lifts, getting shot at certain angles, being juxtaposed next to short actors, and straight up lying. From what i've read, he's probably closer to 5'4", 5'5" at most.
- hairyfro, on 11/09/2009, -3/+15God probably doesn't exist... Xenu, either...
- BREZZZ, on 11/09/2009, -0/+11I believe you mean E Meter.
- FelixDrylock, on 11/09/2009, -1/+12you're overpaying dude
- AGONYTUESDAY, on 11/09/2009, -1/+10it's not a religion. it's a cult.
- PirateD00D, on 11/09/2009, -1/+9They better watch out. He'll pummel the ***** out of your shins if you're not careful, and if you really piss him off...he'll uppercut your knees!
- centran, on 11/09/2009, -0/+7I was hoping they both existed and we would get first row seats to the battle royale on December 21st, 2012!
Two gods enter. One god leaves. - AGONYTUESDAY, on 11/09/2009, -0/+6He probably gets paid more than he knows what to do with though.
- Propethic, on 11/09/2009, -0/+6What did you expect? Let's try and make up some ***** religion and get tax exemption status, then bleed all of our followers dry, with enough people we'll have a shot
- Kronos6948, on 11/09/2009, -1/+7Look, *****, I'm incredibly busy, so why don't you get the ***** out of here before I rip your dick off and jam it into your ass.
- egemenbor, on 11/09/2009, -0/+5tom cruise's lawyer must have a pretty hectic life
- jrm125, on 11/09/2009, -2/+7Hate crime!
- analogkid01, on 11/09/2009, -0/+5Even if Cruise is 5'7", look how much shorter David Miscavige is in that photo of the two of them...
- Ryuuken117, on 11/09/2009, -0/+5I for one would relish an opportunity to explain my views to Tom Cruise in person, should he choose to make good on his threat of physical abuse.
- tgc1, on 11/09/2009, -0/+4"Buy a ticket for the seat, but you'll only need the edge!"
- inactive, on 11/09/2009, -2/+6Every religion is a cult.
- centran, on 11/09/2009, -0/+4They only start beating people who fully... um... ensnared??? Yeah I like that.
They only start beating people who are fully ensnared into Scientology. Therefore, they are not completely disobedient like the title suggests. If somehow higher then you in Scientology wants to beat you up you take the beating. They are beaten for mistakes or starting to faultier but they are still very much loyal to Scientology. Mr. Cruise would win the fight because the people he would be fighting would not fight back.
Those who are disobedient to the point of leaving or fighting back are ruined and discredited. If the leaders of Scientology feel those leaving will pose a threat or cause too much humiliation for Scientology then the leaders will arrange for those people to have an "accident." - PhantomChicken, on 11/09/2009, -0/+3Haven't you heard? The formula for "Newsworthy" these days is:
Crazy + Tom Cruise = Newsworthy - tgc1, on 11/09/2009, -0/+3See Tom, movies and reality are two totally different, mutually exclusive things.
- sharkydog, on 11/09/2009, -0/+2If Tom Cruise wants to try to beat the ***** out of me, it's going to be called Mission Impossible IV...
- ChromaVita, on 11/09/2009, -2/+4I don't know, in my mind it's about as plausible as everything in the bible happening. The only difference is when the story was written.
- ylikone, on 11/09/2009, -1/+3tom is aweFully Arrogant and Gullible
- cfuse, on 11/09/2009, -0/+2Are you kidding? Short people are ***** psychos when they fight.
- NSResponder, on 11/09/2009, -0/+2This is silly. Tom Cruise is a dwarf. Whose ass is he going to kick?
I'm not disputing that he made the threat, mind you...
-jcr - guitarh3ro, on 11/09/2009, -0/+2K
- tnoy, on 11/09/2009, -0/+1Its pretty easy to beat someone up when you have a few people helping you holding them down.
- nadiasroses, on 11/09/2009, -0/+1Tom Cruise <3
- FitteMas, on 11/09/2009, -0/+1Yeah, bleep that motherbleeping bleepbag. Its the bleeping bleeps pushing the bleeping political correctness. Its all bleep.
- Propethic, on 11/09/2009, -2/+3so there's a chance that Xenu exists?
- Shigglyboo, on 11/09/2009, -0/+1tl:dnr
- Atario, on 11/09/2009, -0/+1Dugg for RoboCop.
- lyssword, on 11/09/2009, -0/+1or less
- tnoy, on 11/09/2009, -0/+1Why the ***** are people still surprised about any kind of mindless ***** makes it to the front page?
- guitarh3ro, on 11/09/2009, -0/+1way to miss the point
- piratearggghhh, on 11/09/2009, -6/+7Seriously? A gossip column gets on the front page?
- TwwIX, on 11/09/2009, -0/+1*neither
- Phooka1976, on 11/09/2009, -0/+1At this point, he has no other choice but to bring down Scientology himself, claim it was all a sham in order to deconstruct the worlds greatest cult right? Is there any other possible way to save his career?
Or is his career now Scientology? - TomGfromCanada, on 11/09/2009, -3/+3its not like this is the first religion to do something like this
- bigdoglj52, on 11/09/2009, -3/+3wouldn't surprise me
- inactive, on 11/09/2009, -2/+2Sounds more like allegations from a disgruntled high-ranking scientologist who is just pissed he got passed over for promotion or didn't get his cut of the 3 grand training CDs.
- SquidVet, on 11/09/2009, -0/+0Are you a disobedient scientologist?
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