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- agentsrecord, on 10/21/2009, -2/+105Wait just a god damn minute. We have a contradiction here.
"There are only two rules," Masada said Tuesday. "You have to continuously tell jokes that are funny and you can't leave the stage, even to go to the bathroom."
Rule: You have to tell jokes that are funny.
The result: the seven-hour, 34-minute marathon performance that Dane Cook turned in last year stands as the club's record.
Rule reiteration: You have to tell jokes that are funny. - thegamingguy, on 10/21/2009, -1/+657 hours of Dane Cook? Give me the purple koolaid instead.
- Solkre, on 10/21/2009, -0/+53Just piss on stage and make it part of the act.
- mrhuberg, on 10/21/2009, -4/+39Dane Cook sucks.
- imgeddylee, on 10/21/2009, -0/+31Only thing that makes my life complete,
Is when I turn your face into a toliet seat,
I want to pee on you,
Yes I do, Yes I do I'll pee on you,
I'll piss on you - awtripp, on 10/21/2009, -0/+31Well, he does tell other people's jokes.
- geek22, on 10/21/2009, -2/+327 hours of Dane Cook? Give me the beat boys and free my soul instead.
- fbliss, on 10/21/2009, -2/+277 hours of Dane Cook? Give me the molten disembowler instead.
- paulvq, on 10/21/2009, -0/+18Sugar, Water, Purple.
- Smokeydabear, on 10/21/2009, -3/+19Except when he went nuts, canceled Chappele show, then fell off the face of the earth until just now when he made the front page of digg.
- SummerofGeorge, on 10/21/2009, -0/+16too much grape drink, dave?
- tryshalosh, on 10/21/2009, -0/+10When you gotta go, you gotta go
- Checkerd, on 10/21/2009, -2/+127 hours of Dane Cook? Give me a pocket lobotomizer instead.
- Cepster, on 10/21/2009, -1/+10I heard he's auditioning to be the new front man of Nickleback
- Cepster, on 10/21/2009, -0/+8Drip Drip Drip
- JonnyIsElectric, on 10/21/2009, -0/+8grape drank (sp)
- bobburn1, on 10/21/2009, -1/+8Really? Dane Cook has ripped off so many comedians its not funny (and he repeatedly steals from the great Louis C.K.)
- Monotonousblob, on 10/21/2009, -2/+9"You have to continuously tell jokes that are funny and you can't leave the stage, even to go to the bathroom." Then why wasn't Dane Cook disqualified?
- ChromaVita, on 10/21/2009, -0/+6Pablo Francisco? Really?
- EllimistX, on 10/21/2009, -0/+6Did anyone else hear the "Wait just a god damn minute" in Eddie Murphy's voice?
- LaughingMan11, on 10/21/2009, -2/+8***** Dane Cook.
- SemiSarcastic, on 10/21/2009, -1/+6Can we just have a show with just Dave Chappelle, Pablo Francisco, Lewis Black and Patten Oswalt doing stand-up?
- TheMarenum, on 10/21/2009, -2/+7Give me the purple drink.
- ayeroxor, on 10/21/2009, -0/+5Insert grape drink joke here.
- ANA1OG, on 10/21/2009, -3/+8"Only thing that makes my life complete, is when I turn your face into a toilet seat, I want to piss on you.."
- bicyclethief, on 10/21/2009, -0/+5This is what happened in the bathroom: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuKjwXIASKY
- chthonical, on 10/21/2009, -1/+67 hours of Dane Cook is considered an eternity of torment and instantly grants you absolution from all your sins. It's sort of like that History of the Supernatural course you took in college for the free credits, except with more wanting to punch yourself repeatedly in the balls to lessen the suck of the situation via a momentary distraction from the pain.
- chthonical, on 10/21/2009, -0/+4Oh, if only he had done a live version of the R. Kelly parody!
- phyx726, on 10/21/2009, -1/+4I feel bad for the guy who had to keep time.
- ultimusgt, on 10/21/2009, -0/+3Patton*
Totally agree with you, also zach galifianakis?
hes great - sgxyay, on 10/21/2009, -0/+3WTF is JUICE?
- bobburn1, on 10/21/2009, -0/+3You haven't seen stand up until you see Chappelle, Attell, and Louis C.K. live. They're masters to say the least--and they always turn in 2hr+ shows. You will laugh until it hurts.
Also, live comedy is ALWAYS better than what you see on TV from the same comedians. - x0oo0, on 10/22/2009, -0/+3Demitri Martin is AWESOME!
- Cepster, on 10/21/2009, -1/+4Replace Pablo with Demitri Martin and you've got yourself a deal
- AiR1890, on 10/21/2009, -0/+3I remember Dane Cook making a joke about atheists, it kind of made him sound like a giant dick. That was just my point of view. The joke was not funny either.
- starkistuna, on 10/21/2009, -0/+2how come there are no youtube videosf SOME OF the Dave stand ups. man he need to pump out more material... he is a void not easy to fill.
- cave, on 10/21/2009, -0/+2Just put on a catheter before you go on stage, duh.
- nepidae, on 10/21/2009, -1/+3 "You have to continuously tell _jokes that are funny_ and you can't leave the stage, even to go to the bathroom."
The result: the seven-hour, 34-minute marathon performance that Dane Cook turned in last year stands as the club's record.
Wait, wut? - AiR1890, on 10/21/2009, -0/+2Dane Cook sucks, he can have his stupid record, he knows he will never be as funny as Dave Chappelle.
- tdogg241, on 10/21/2009, -0/+1I want that purple stuff.
- JessterKing, on 10/23/2009, -0/+1Hey hes the best Joke stealer around
- blitzwing85, on 10/21/2009, -0/+1He should have bought one of these:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TvwhB_2-vs - Tito151, on 10/21/2009, -1/+2Yea, and after 7 hours your dead body/ghost would still have to be subjected 34 more minutes while you waited to pass on...
- vilago, on 10/21/2009, -1/+2it's grape drank
- Cleremond, on 10/21/2009, -1/+2If I were going into a contest like that I would have wore depends or something. Dave's should have had something to catch the "grape DRINK" on the way out.
- phoenixgtr, on 10/22/2009, -1/+2Really
- AiR1890, on 10/21/2009, -0/+1He probably paid people to laugh so he could win.
- JessterKing, on 10/23/2009, -0/+1I'm afraid that they forgot to apply the theory of relativity, 20 min of dane cook felt like 7:34(even to the stop watch), Dave Chappelle's 20 hour performance felt like 6 hrs
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