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- Azimuth1, on 10/12/2007, -2/+253"She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world"
The only hope Paris Hilton has provided me with is the hope that I never meet anyone like her. - appurtenance, on 10/12/2007, -5/+174Paris Hilton has fans?
Buried as inaccurate. - codeLove, on 10/12/2007, -7/+140"She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives. "
COOZE. - BooostedAWD, on 10/12/2007, -1/+113You know what Arnie would say to this?
"STOP WHINING!" - ijustfloat, on 10/12/2007, -0/+108Wow. That's just sad. Apparently they missed the part where she violated her probation...
Oh, and yea, and now people are trying to compare Gerald Ford pardoning Nixon to Paris Hilton?
*glances out the window at the impending end of the world and hangs his head in shame* - tizz66, on 10/12/2007, -2/+103"I urge you to think about the welfare of this young woman who will be placed into a facility with murderers, rapists, people who have committed assault, battery, larceny, etc."
DON'T BREAK THE LAW THEN. It's ***** simple to follow. - merreborn, on 10/12/2007, -0/+98Is it any surprise that Paris's fans are even stupider than she is?
- DBiz, on 10/12/2007, -6/+101She has a petition to keep her out of jail, and there is a petition to put her ass IN jail. Sign it here... I did, twice:
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/jailparishilton/index.html - hannahmar, on 06/11/2009, -1/+88A few of my favorite excerpts from the letter...
"Let me first begin by saying that I grew up as a child enjoying all of your wonderful films. You really are the truly great action hero for our time. You are doing a great job in the great state of California."
Wow. Could the author of this letter be trying any harder to kiss his ass?
"She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world"
Ummm.... hope for what? That they too one day can be a walking bacteria-filled petri dish?
"In my humble opinion, if the late Former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late Former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s)"
Just... wow.
What idiots! I hate her fans almost as much as I hate Paris herself. - markopolo2952, on 10/12/2007, -4/+78I....I just wanna punch her in the ovaries...
- kevinvsgodzilla, on 10/12/2007, -1/+67Shut up bitch and go to jail like the rest of us "commoners" would for breaking probation.
- profOblivion, on 10/12/2007, -2/+64Dear Governor Schwarzenegger,
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Sincerely,
A Concerned Paris Hilton Fan. - crookdimwit, on 10/12/2007, -4/+58
To: The Honorable Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger
State Capitol Building
Sacramento, CA 95814
Dear Governor Schwarzenegger:
Let me first begin by saying that I grew up as a child enjoying all of your wonderful films. You really are the truly great action hero for our time. You are doing a great job in the great state of California.
I would like to bring a matter to your attention that you may or may not already be aware of due to the excessive media coverage this matter has received recently:
Paris Whitney Hilton is 26 year old American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives. Hilton is notable for her leading roles on the FOX reality series The Simple Life and in the remake of the Vincent Price horror classic “House of Wax”. In addition to her work as an actress, she has achieved some recognition as a model, celebrity spokesperson, singer, and writer.
As most of America now knows, Ms. Hilton was just charged in a Los Angeles court with DUI and sentenced to 45 days in Century Regional Detention Facility in California beginning on or before June 5, 2007.
We, the American public who support Paris, are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that Drunk Driving is wrong. I do not support drunk driving or condone a person being spared from DUI charges. Paris should have been sober. But she shouldn’t go to jail, either. As depicted on Friday night’s episode “Nancy Grace” on Headline News (May 4, 2007), countless celebrities have been “slapped on the wrist” for similar incidents recently. Nick Nolte, Mel Gibson, Tracy Morgan, Wynonna Judd, to name a few, were arrested and never did a day in jail after their initial arrests for drunk driving /DUI /DWI charges. Rappers Busta Rhymes and Eve still walk free after both being arrested for the same charges as Ms. Hilton just this past week.
Singer/actress Brandy Norwood’s California Highway accident, although no proof of DUI was evidenced in her accident, resulted in the death of a young wife and mother in California, yet Brandy walks free as of today, never doing any time and a woman is now dead possibly due to her reckless driving.
Yet, Paris Hilton did not hurt, injure, or kill anyone or anything, and yet she must do jail time.
This letter, with all due respect to you, sir, is to ask you to please consider granting a pardon to Paris Hilton for her mistake, or at the very least to advocate for a pardon to be given to Ms. Hilton. Please allow her to her return to her career and life. Everyone makes mistakes. She didn’t hurt or kill anyone, and she has learned her lesson. She is sincere, apologetic, and full of regret for her actions as she explained tearfully to the Judge handling her case in court yesterday. She is distraught and understandably afraid to enter the prison system.
Please save Paris from ending up at the Century Regional Detention Facility in California.
I urge you to think about the welfare of this young woman who will be placed into a facility with murderers, rapists, people who have committed assault, battery, larceny, etc. Paris has made a mortal error and deserves a second chance like so many others in our great nation have been served with after a mistake they have made. In my humble opinion, if the late Former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late Former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we as compassionate human beings can undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake as well.
I hope and expect that you will understand and please consider granting this unusual but important request in good faith to Ms. Paris Whitney Hilton. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+53
she drives drunk.
drunk drivers routinely kill people.
what part of this ***** don't people get? - LogicBomB, on 10/12/2007, -0/+51God forbid she be put in jail with other criminals. Last I checked, what she did WAS a crime...
- therealrico, on 10/12/2007, -5/+53Its so funny how we bitch and moan about how much we can't stand her, but she keeps getting in the news so obviously someone likes her. I can't stand her but if there is a quick article about her, I can't turn away I have to glance at it quickly, I HATE MYSELF!
- faskill, on 10/12/2007, -1/+47Exhoneration? for violating probation? I'd understand if she were jailed for civil disobedience or something that could be considered a worthy cause, but uhhh... yeah, she did what she wasn't supposed to and is dealing with the ramifications.
And seeing as she doesn't have a cure for aids, or any use for that matter, her being in jail for a few days isn't really going to impede life from continuing. - Landsknecht, on 10/12/2007, -0/+43How very sad that these fanatics go to extreme lengths to delude themselves that their Idol isn't a normal human being...
- bagelpirate, on 10/12/2007, -0/+41"I urge you to think about the welfare of this young woman who will be placed into a facility with murderers, rapists, people who have committed assault, battery, larceny, etc."
What if she crashed her car into another car and killed a whole family. She deserves to be next to the murderers. - Condottieri, on 10/12/2007, -3/+44"I urge you to think about the welfare of this young woman who will be placed into a facility with murderers, rapists, people who have committed assault, battery, larceny, etc."
OR, she was put in that $82 a night 'luxury' cell. Of course, there really isn't a difference between being with murderers and rapists and having internet access in a private cell.
/sarcasm - Datasta, on 10/12/2007, -1/+41That would do both the world and her a favor. The world isn't ready for her offspring.
- JSeligman, on 10/12/2007, -10/+50Dugg for using "Cooze" in CAPS
- ProfessorRiffs, on 10/12/2007, -0/+37haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
Oh man
haaaahahaha - CaptainNoPants, on 10/12/2007, -0/+34That really is one of the saddest things I've ever read. People are ***** crazy.
- kurttrail, on 10/12/2007, -1/+34Most of us have never been on Probation to begin with.
- damndj, on 10/12/2007, -1/+32Where's the petition to KEEP her in Jail?
- noahhoward, on 10/12/2007, -0/+28Her fans can write? I thought they all strived for ignorance?
- Darph.Bobo, on 10/12/2007, -1/+26What's truely sad is this fan's life is so pathetic that Paris Hilton actually matters.
- egbert, on 10/12/2007, -0/+25The letter writer is not aware of that she is not going to jail for a DUI but that she is going to jail for a DUI and driving with a suspended license twice.
- jmdajr, on 10/12/2007, -0/+24Arnold please terminate her
- cbrunet, on 10/12/2007, -0/+23I don't understand why she even has fans. What the hell are they fanatical about? Her ability to make real bad amateur porn?
- axpdocbrown, on 10/12/2007, -0/+22i'm...i'm sorry, works harder doing what? Posing for pictures, carrying around her little dog, or withdrawing money out of her fathers bank account?
- animecrazy9, on 10/12/2007, -0/+21Wait... there are actually Paris Hilton FANS?!?! O_o
*discards last vestiges of hope for humanity* - cryptomystic, on 10/12/2007, -0/+21@Rudy23
I hope you are joking.
seriously.... - MrSketch, on 10/12/2007, -0/+21@ijustfloat:"Apparently they missed the part where she violated her probation..."
Exactly. The author of this letter obviously doesn't know that when they say "Paris has made a mortal error and deserves a second chance...", when in fact, this was her second chance. She drove drunk before and got probation, and then she drives drunk while on probation and with a suspended license IIRC, so she absolutely deserves some real punishment. - axpdocbrown, on 10/12/2007, -0/+20i really want to meet someone who finds Paris Hilton inspirational, because they are probably dumb enough to be conned out of money somehow...
- loker269, on 10/12/2007, -1/+21condottieri it was actually part of the court order she could not go to one of the 'five star resort jails' she is required to report to regular LA county lock up...
- wingo123, on 10/12/2007, -0/+20There are several girls in their early 20's that I used to work with that love her. They say stuff like: 'I respect the fact that she's really made something of herself', and 'she's an inspiration for young girls because she shows them you can do anything with your life, even become famous'.
Yeah, I know. It's pretty sickening. Needless to say, these are girls I will never be dating. - mrsark, on 10/12/2007, -0/+19she has a career?
- locodude, on 10/12/2007, -5/+24This is by far the most retarded and pathetic piece of writing I've ever suffered through. Anyone stupid enough to have Paris Hilton as a role model and call themselves a fan of hers should be put down like a rabid dog.
Paris Hilton is a boil in the ass of humanity. She's famous mainly for being famous and having an obnoxious amount of money of which she's really earned none. If she was stabbed to death in the shower the sun would shine brighter on the world the next morning.
I sincerely hope she gets gangraped in the shower every day for her entire stay in the big house and leaves with a face, body and mind scarred for life. She deserves every second of pain and suffering she endures from here on. - SuperMoses, on 10/12/2007, -2/+19If she's in prison it will inevitably turn into a new reality series "The hard life".
- noahhoward, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17Admit it Rudy... you wrote this petition.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+20Wow..that's pathetic!
So this is the kind of role model that gives girls hope?
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http://celebritytrade.com/photo.aspx?cid=159&f=TittayGrab04.jpg - tizz66, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16She's an inspiration to me. One day I want to be rich for doing ***** all, too.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -5/+21Dimebag was murdered =( yet Paris still walks.
This country needs to learn to kill with some taste. - kaiser44, on 10/12/2007, -1/+16I hope she jumps bail, goes in to hiding and we never here from her again.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+16"Ummm.... hope for what? That they too one day can be a walking bacteria-filled petri dish?"
Lol, that line made my day. Thanks! - hightower77, on 10/12/2007, -2/+17@Datasta
She'd probably eat her young anyways. Stupid hole. - battlefield1985, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14Most of us have never even left the house for 45 days...
I wonder if she be violated by another inmate... - davesbrain, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14Have you seen her sex video? Pathetic does not even begin to describe her abysmal performance. It's a fortunate thing for her she was born into extreme wealth because she certainly could not make anything beyond minimum wage on her intellect, and she would, even giving extreme liberalities with the porn industry, manage a couple of fresh meat videos at best because of her woefully inadequate sexual abilities, and let's face it, she is a scrawny, ugly spawn of noxious bile.
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