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5 Celebrity Wikipedia Entries They Clearly Wrote Themselves

cracked.com — What's great, and terrible, about Wikipedia is that anyone can edit it. Anyone--including the person the Wikipedia entry is about. This becomes obvious when looking at the pages of certain washed-up celebrities, and the results are equal parts hilarious and sad.

Who dugg this? Made popular Jan 6, 2009

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  • allocate, on 01/06/2009, -2/+59Paul Stanley's painting has a striking resemblance to goatse.
  • bjornski, on 01/06/2009, -1/+56Well then you go to the page built for insignificant people like you who want to post all the worthless details of their boring pathetic life.

    http://www.myspace.com/
  • Radical5, on 01/06/2009, -0/+33Hahaha. "The Shat."
  • reaper527, on 01/06/2009, -2/+34dugg because hulkamania is gonna run wild on you!
  • alexra, on 01/06/2009, -4/+28bruce willis isn't a washed up celebirty
  • javy925, on 01/06/2009, -2/+24"But there is only one man in the history of history to have achieved greatness by screaming "yipee-ki-aye-ay *****" and pushing Professor Snape out of a window."

    dugg
  • inactive, on 01/06/2009, -3/+23Buried as inaccurate, never underestimate the power of fanboys.
  • mlynn5, on 01/06/2009, -11/+30Yipee-ki-AYE-ay? Wrong.
  • mentallyinhell, on 01/06/2009, -0/+17No that's just his effeminate elements with elements of extreme masculinity showing through, rather than just creeping everybody the ***** out.
  • richgustavson, on 01/06/2009, -0/+16I wrote one for myself but they deleted it because it lacked significance :(
  • NeoCortex, on 01/06/2009, -1/+17Not if Macho Man Randy Savage has anything to say about it.

    Ohhh Yeahhhh! Snap into a Slim Jim!
  • KenSPT, on 01/06/2009, -1/+15Gobi or Sahara?
  • MarineDigg80, on 01/06/2009, -5/+19I now have a new goal in life, to become a wikipedia entry so that I can edit it and write my own entry lol some of those are funny.
  • reaper527, on 01/06/2009, -1/+12something tells me you don't edit your own wikipedia entry with ridiculous things all the time though
  • gparrish44, on 01/06/2009, -3/+13There is no KISS without Gene. Paul is like desert.
  • inactive, on 01/06/2009, -0/+9Corey, is that you?
  • swhite76, on 01/06/2009, -0/+8More like Wikipedia entries written by publicists. Although most of these celebrities probably do have the time to make the changes themselves.
  • CoD4, on 01/06/2009, -4/+12My friend wrote his band's wiki page and i accidentally found it on google, it was too funny how they tried to make the band seem very hardcore with skulls and blood in the background.
    I laughed when they pitched their idea to me so that's probably why they made the website themselves.
    Too bad they took it down, damnit!
  • D3koy, on 01/06/2009, -1/+8I am like temperate rain forest
  • fjsferreira, on 01/06/2009, -1/+8I edit wikipedia entries all the time, what's wrong with that?
  • habbofresh, on 01/06/2009, -0/+7CAN'T UNSEE
  • valimar77, on 01/06/2009, -1/+8Why is Bruce Willis even on there?
  • SheaGK, on 01/06/2009, -2/+8Who said anything about being washed up?
  • fjsferreira, on 01/06/2009, -2/+8I'm Jesus. Watch how big my entry in wikipedia is. Who do you think wrote all of that!?

    Now, pray 240 our fathers, you sinners!
  • kingmanic, on 01/06/2009, -0/+6Weird Al's doesn't seem nearly as self-aggrandizing.
  • WiretapStudios, on 01/06/2009, -0/+6Corey Feldmans website is one of the worst designs I have ever seen. I really think he did it himself. It's just sad.

    http://www.coreyfeldman.net/
  • inactive, on 01/06/2009, -0/+6The Bricks.
  • inactive, on 01/06/2009, -0/+6No way! Corey Feldman has more talent in his pinkey than I have in my whole body. He is definitely the best Corey. BTW, be sure to check out Lost Boys 2: The Tribe, available on Blu-Ray and DVD today!
  • valimar77, on 01/06/2009, -0/+6Hardly.
  • bjs3171, on 01/06/2009, -0/+5No he isn't.
  • inactive, on 01/06/2009, -1/+6I would like to add, that somewhere, I don't remember where, I heard Corey's band, and I hate to admit, it wasn't the worst thing I've ever heard. His voice was acceptable, barely. But it wasn't as bad as one would imagine. Also, the reason he wasn't the voice of Donatello in TMNT2: The Secret of the Ooze, is because he was coked out of his gourd. By the 3rd film, he was clean. IMO he was the best Donatello voice, across the movies, games, and cartoons.
  • Ninnux, on 01/06/2009, -1/+6Dugg for the pic of the Hulk with a Chef Boy-ar-dee hat.
  • Coffeedemon, on 01/06/2009, -1/+6I don't care how many women they claim to have had... no member of KISS ever evoked a feeling of "extreme masculinity" to me.
  • Ranvier, on 01/06/2009, -0/+4Fast Fact:
    There's a place in La Jolla that sells Paul Stanley paintings, and yes, they're all equally terrible.
  • PeanutCheeseBar, on 01/06/2009, -0/+4No Jimmy Wales? Buried as inaccurate.
  • omega1045, on 01/06/2009, -0/+4Shatner's seemed a little over the top, but I really couldn't pick out anything that wasn't true or ever over-exaggerated. Maybe he is an ass, but I think the article was fairly accurate. Of course I didn't read the entire thing line for line, but read the first page or so.
  • djholybolt, on 01/07/2009, -0/+4Many lols
  • inactive, on 01/06/2009, -0/+3Check out the link on the bottom of the page for Top Ten Celebrity sex tapes no one wanted to see. Hilarious.
  • aethelberga, on 01/07/2009, -0/+3And he's Shatner! William ***** Shatner! I should hope his Wikipedia entry is OTT.
  • josepablos, on 01/06/2009, -0/+3"combining effeminate elements with elements of extreme masculinity" - paul stanley.

    EPIC FAIL to me!-
  • tims1979, on 01/07/2009, -0/+3Actually Virgil looks even sadder. http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn262/PolygonSq ...
  • TheSkunkMonkey, on 01/06/2009, -0/+3What's even creepier is he did a guest stint on Columbo in the 70s as a character who kills his wife by, get this, drowning.
  • gparrish44, on 01/06/2009, -1/+3Good catch. Hate typos. Paul is like dessert*.
  • SuperCoenBros, on 01/06/2009, -1/+3Good article, but I actually liked everything they said in Shatner's entry. He's pretty versatile.
  • FreddieD, on 01/06/2009, -0/+2I'd just like to point out that present day "Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase looks really sad without his bodyguard Virgil.

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/09/TedD ...
  • sleestakslayer, on 01/06/2009, -0/+2Mmmm...
    No it doesn't.
  • robdiggity, on 01/06/2009, -3/+5Well, after all, you are pretty inconsequential.
  • inactive, on 01/06/2009, -2/+4now THAT was some funny *****
  • TheNico, on 01/06/2009, -0/+2"Well, it seems that you have few skills and no experience... but, since you're a Hulkamaniac, welcome aboard!"

    dugg
  • inactive, on 01/06/2009, -1/+3It is considered bad form to edit your own entry.
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