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- larsalan, on 12/06/2008, -0/+123Doesn't say much for Rolls-Royce if you get in with a coat hanger.
- Malik112099, on 12/05/2008, -0/+115Does Rolls Royce not have some sort of OnStar service or roadside assistance?
- urbano35, on 12/05/2008, -5/+95He's probably gonna blame it on The Game.
- Waskonator, on 12/06/2008, -3/+88That's not gangsta. Gangsta would be breaking the window with something random found laying around the car. Then you use a screw driver that doubles as a crack pipe to pry apart the dashboard, revealing the stereo. Then you rip the stereo out of the dash with complete disregard for the wires, potentially rendering the stereo inoperable. Then you find the nearest pawn shop or drug dealer and barter for cash or drugs, respectively. Soon afterward you will be stoned on crack, and becoming more paranoid that you will be caught by authorities for one of the few recent illegal activities you have just been involved in. Then you sleep, with a hood rat preferably. Then you wake up the next day and decide to turn your life around... no wait, you're still gangsta. You die and no one cares or notices.
tl;dr 50 cent sucks. - thegamingguy, on 12/05/2008, -3/+83it is way more street to do one of these:
break the window (preferably with a brandished weapon)
say "***** it" and buy a new one
punk your whole crew out, firing a few and then flash Black Amex (or mad cash) while saying "fix my *****"
having your assistant try to pick the lock is 2% more hood than calling OnStar (or comparable service) - theFetus, on 12/06/2008, -17/+94who the ***** is 50 cent?
- jmuncy, on 12/06/2008, -5/+68He got shot 9 times.
- pulseczar101, on 12/06/2008, -0/+59He is gonna get in that car... or die tryin'
- samtpage, on 12/06/2008, -1/+42Not the Onion?!?
- marko_tomas13, on 12/06/2008, -0/+37protip: look up how OnStar works if you don't know before writing about it
- smoothmann, on 12/06/2008, -1/+35Red-faced? Really? Is that even possible?
- Jaliyl, on 12/06/2008, -2/+35DAMMIT, I lost the game.
- sickswaystop, on 12/06/2008, -0/+29Actually the story read that he left the scene 'red-faced' because the security guards had to do it for him.
- 1892, on 12/06/2008, -2/+31trix are for kids
- futureisours, on 12/06/2008, -25/+51silly negro.
- AndrewMoyer, on 12/06/2008, -0/+25Hey, go easy on rald84, he once locked his keys outside his car and had to break the window to get out.
- HyperJack, on 12/06/2008, -1/+25Half of a dollar i am assuming.
Anyone care to confirm this? - polaris23, on 12/06/2008, -4/+27What a ***** Loser.
- AmyVernon, on 12/06/2008, -1/+20Faster just to break in with a wire hanger, I guess. Good thing he doesn't prefer wood hangers.
- fraggle35, on 12/06/2008, -0/+19I've never seen a red faced black man.
is it even possible? - mrsteveman1, on 12/06/2008, -0/+18I know, i'm getting tired of reality being more ***** up than the onion articles.
- bluesman3535, on 12/06/2008, -3/+20Stereotyping people is an evil practice, but when a person fits a stereotype or worse actively serves to fit a stereotype as many gangsta rappers and others do, for some viewing that person honestly often brings stereotypical names to mind. The ancient moral trap of prejudice can't be stamped out with politically correct dogma alone, but only honest review of each individual being assessed as a non-representative of any race.
- inactive, on 12/06/2008, -0/+17"***** it"... the phrase of champions.
- SidiousX3, on 12/06/2008, -16/+32lol hes black
- Mizzark, on 12/05/2008, -1/+16hahaha ya he got a ton of street cred for that...
- Dublo7, on 12/05/2008, -1/+16I thought central locking eliminated this problem...
- kakwakas, on 12/06/2008, -1/+15Actually, it goes:
1) Tupac
2) Eminem
3) Dr. Dre - superterrorizer, on 12/06/2008, -1/+15If someone stabs him, he's *****.
- bodies_collide, on 12/06/2008, -10/+24He got shot AT 9 times.*
hit 3. - noxcovenant, on 12/06/2008, -2/+152 quarters?
- inactive, on 12/06/2008, -2/+15He's trying to up his street cred by arriving in a Rolls Royce at the Mayfair Hotel?
- indythought024, on 12/06/2008, -0/+12he should just shoot himself in the leg. I hear everyone's doin it these days.
- edilclyde, on 12/06/2008, -1/+13you made your hole deeper by adding "protip"
- brokencode, on 12/06/2008, -1/+13I'll give him 50 cents for him to stop rapping.
- johndatserakis, on 12/06/2008, -1/+135 dimes?
- ShadowdStranger, on 12/06/2008, -1/+12you call the number for gm roadside assistance and they will unlock your car for you.
- elfprince13, on 12/06/2008, -3/+14i lose.
- MrDelmo, on 12/06/2008, -1/+1210 nickels?
- inactive, on 12/06/2008, -1/+11black on black crime.
- inactive, on 12/06/2008, -0/+10meh
- ATLiens, on 12/06/2008, -7/+17who the ***** is 50 cent?
- rsilvera, on 12/06/2008, -2/+11I second that
- terencec, on 12/06/2008, -1/+10half a dollar - can't even get something at the dollar store
- inactive, on 12/06/2008, -0/+9UAE plates?
- wac84, on 12/06/2008, -3/+12*****, I lose...
- Disjunto, on 12/06/2008, -0/+9dailymail is close to the Onion...
- alex1015, on 12/06/2008, -2/+11I thought it was
1) Dylan
2) Dylan
3) Dylan
4) Dylan
5) Dylan - NegativeDigg, on 12/06/2008, -2/+10and why are the plates from dubai? at least now we know you can steal a phantom with a coat hanger....
- hmac, on 12/06/2008, -0/+8I lost.
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