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16 Things to Remember if You Want to Date a Supermodel
men.style.com — The theory is that women who inhabit the uppermost echelon of conventional beauty are so otherworldly, so demanding, so desired, that no ordinary semi-self-respecting man (i.e., you) could ever make them happy.But is it true? Hell if we know. So we asked the extraordinarily good-looking Adriana Lima to set the record straight. Here’s her take....
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- VeniceCA, on 03/31/2008, -2/+49This kind of advice will sure be handy to Digg users since so many of us are inclined to date supermodels. :)
- Kinickie, on 03/31/2008, -2/+25Ahhh, but here's a tip from a female digger: It works great on regular girls too :)
- sockpuppets, on 03/31/2008, -4/+28Less typing more sandwich making.
- brokenworlds, on 03/31/2008, -0/+3owned........but harsh
- NecroDigg, on 03/31/2008, -2/+15You have a computer in the kitchen? That's cool.
- phazon88, on 03/31/2008, -3/+10I'm not fooled, there are no women on the Internet.
- artliquide, on 03/31/2008, -0/+2I thought the same thing about a few of the items. I might just forward those to my bf. Some of them are a little demanding though.
- sockpuppets, on 03/31/2008, -4/+28Less typing more sandwich making.
- haikuFU, on 03/31/2008, -6/+1Maybe not supermodels, but some of us have dated women that have been in FHM and Stuff.
I'm married now, but when I started dating (or trying to) I would always act different around women I wanted to go out with. Don't do that. Don't TRY to get laid. Don't try to act cool. Don't do any of that crap. If you're yourself, and don't TRY to do anything, you have a much better chance of getting a date with someone you're into. Once I realized that, I ended up dating some pretty amazing women.
Her other advice is spot on also. Listen to her, she speaks the truth. - biotch, on 03/31/2008, -0/+19Heres some more advice diggers..
First and foremost ... never ever take a girls' advice about how to pick them up. They dont know what works... they only know what they wish would work.
Second,
If a chick says this:
"When we’re traveling together for the first time, we sleep in different rooms. That’s the number one thing. And you should plan the whole trip. Buy the ticket, get the car to the airport, organize everything so I don’t have to think about it. And yes, carry my bags. I don’t travel light, either—at least two bags. Always."
No matter how hot they are, you say two words... good ... bye.- Entroper, on 03/31/2008, -0/+15I thought the interview was going well until I got to that part. I can understand chivalry, but if it's supposed to feel natural, then it can't be EXPECTED. I'm supposed to be your date, not your indentured servant.
- doncarajo, on 03/31/2008, -0/+11***** yeh. When I read that part I just thought about what a ***** pain in the ass it would be to be with that woman. And after a decade or so her attractiveness will plummet so fast you will wonder what the hell happened. I don't know who said this but I like it: "Show me a gorgeous woman and I'll show you a guy who is sick of her *****..."
- CedEx, on 03/31/2008, -0/+2Well, according to the article, she's been in four or five relationships, so I'm guessing there's about four or five guys who's sick of her *****.
- felman87, on 03/31/2008, -0/+3I go out with lingerie models and I'm tired of them. All they want is sex, sex, sex. I'm looking for a relationship here!
- passedoutghost, on 03/31/2008, -0/+1Next on digg: "How to bag a supermodel so we can use this advice!"
- loki440, on 03/31/2008, -0/+6Don't be so negative! It could happen, the article doesn't give good advice though. Here's some that I think is more realistic:
1. Find a Good Bankruptcy Attorney--Even dating everyday pretty girls ain't cheap, supermodels will suck you dry. After a few months of dating your credit cards are maxed, your 401k is gone and the only time you eat hot meals with meat in them are with her. you'll soon face the stark choice of keeping your car or selling it to take her to dinner. It's pretty much over after that...
2. Wash Your Ass- Nothing ruins the mood like dingleberries. when that special moment comes keep her focused on the front side of your boxers, not the "junk" in the trunk.
3. Learn to Grow Eyes in the Back of Your Head--Supermodels are the hottest women on the planet. so when she's not with you, you'd best believe there's some guy with a fat wallet and clean ass trying to pick her up. sooner or later one of them is going to get to her. Prepare for this eventuality and...
4. Take up Zen Meditation-- The Buddhists say that life is suffering. Dating a supermodel will make you acutely aware of this sad fact. While meditating won't lessen the pain, you'll be able to accept it much more easily.
Happy hunting - lamiaconfitor, on 03/31/2008, -0/+2rule number 1) give up.
- TheUngod, on 03/31/2008, -0/+2Following these ideas will get you the dreaded "just friends" status. Even a supermodel needs to be treated like crap to want to stay with you. If you worship them, they'll get bored.
- Kinickie, on 03/31/2008, -2/+25Ahhh, but here's a tip from a female digger: It works great on regular girls too :)
- bixby1, on 03/31/2008, -1/+39Dugg because it worked for me. Went right out to Ralph's supermarket and bagged one.
- sockpuppets, on 03/31/2008, -0/+14Paper or plastic?
- Bananimal, on 03/31/2008, -0/+14Does this smell like chloroform to you?
- HomerS1, on 03/31/2008, -3/+671) Have a physique like a Greek statue.
2) If you can't possibly pull #1 off, get lots and lots of money and throw it around like you don't need it.
3-16) see #2.- Hangly, on 03/31/2008, -0/+20Don't forget to cut off your testicles and put them in a jar for her to carry around.
- bryano, on 03/31/2008, -3/+37The only thing you need to remember if you want to date a supermodel is that you won't date a supermodel.
- 335io07, on 03/31/2008, -2/+6Tom Leykis 101. That's all you need. DTB
- raftytaffy, on 03/31/2008, -0/+13This article screams MEMEMEMEMEMEME, typical entitlement princess mentality. MGTOW FTW.
- 335io07, on 03/31/2008, -0/+10Ms Lima. She wants the old fashioned chivary which has been dead for the past 20 years. You see, in the past, we (Men) had a role. To take care of paying the bills and providing food for the table. Women also had a important role as well. To take care of the kids and the home. This system has worked for thousands of years. Of course there were asshats that couldn't provide for their families and lazy, unfaithful women over that period of time, but mostly it worked out fine. Over the past few decades however, some women wanted to be equal to men and started this whole feminism ideology. Basically, they want equal to men in every way. These people spread their views in forms of media (Seventeen, Cosmo, Oxygen, and Lifetime) and feed this to young females. They grow up thinking they have the magic vagina and can turn men into slaves.
Nowadays all these women are asking "Where have all the good guys gone?" To answer that question, simply you are responsible for their extinction. Guys that are too nice to girls will get stepped on and taken advantage of. Women can marry you, cheat on you, and if you divorce them, they will take half of your money (this is a sad reality). Shouldn't equality go both ways? Alimony for example. What the hell is that about. Men nowadays are smarter. Being a jerk turns the cards to our favor because women get dumbfounded that their beauty couldn't charm their way into our brains. This way we get what we want and not get taken for a fool. Isn't it weird that when it comes to money their whole feminist side disappears? They expect us to pay for food, vacations, hotels... just about everything.
Of course there are exceptions to the rule, but I'm talking about most situations. Sadly, girls expect these things from us from the get go. If you want a nice guy, (yes some exist) you have to stop acting like your ***** don't stink and not be materialistic. Most of us can see right through you except the stupid guys that will do everything you please. They are problebly the pointdexters working tech or IT jobs... you know who I'm talking about. So be good and true to the people you meet, and you will be respected in return. Maybe he will be chivalrous after he knows who you really are.
- whazup911, on 03/31/2008, -1/+2017) Don't tell them you got your advice from Digg
- TheMachine1, on 03/31/2008, -1/+1Judging by dating sites like match.com that give women the option of listing if they want or do not want a "brainiac" mate and me reviewing every single womens profile in a location I say your advice is wise.
- Hobbes24, on 03/31/2008, -3/+79i'm not big on the super model look...they are generally:
-super ***** amazon tall,
-bony and scrawny,
-high maintenance,
-vestigial breasts,
-addicted to coke (probably)
i think regular girls are generally hotter- mundus, on 05/15/2008, -4/+12You say all those like it's a bad thing!
- Hangly, on 03/31/2008, -0/+9They really are bad things.
- Zeigy, on 03/31/2008, -2/+3LOL
- sdcarter, on 03/31/2008, -1/+5To each, his own.
- mundus, on 05/15/2008, -1/+5Virgin!
- lamiaconfitor, on 03/31/2008, -1/+3you disgust me.
- Hangly, on 03/31/2008, -0/+9They really are bad things.
- fety, on 03/31/2008, -2/+14most all of the Victoria's Secret models don't look like that.
- splash, on 03/31/2008, -1/+17You need to make a distinction between models. There are lingerie models like Adriana Lima who is very well proportioned. And then you have models like the ones u see in those fashion week events, by the major companies like Gucci and Chanel. Those girls are too thin. The models you see for lingerie/swimsuit and for department stores hardly ever look bony and scrawny.
- Ikulus, on 03/31/2008, -0/+4He said SUPER models.
- Di0genes, on 03/31/2008, -0/+4And incidentally, 'super' models, as in popularly recognized names, tend to be lingerie models. Adrianna Lima, Giselle Bundchen, Heidi Klum. How many 'fashion' models can your average person name? One, probably - Gemma Ward.
So, yes, splash is right. A distinction needs to be made, particularly since fashion models have no pretention of mall style beauty.- YoctoYotta, on 04/01/2008, -0/+1Who the hell is Gemma Ward?
Update: Oh wow, she's ugly.
- YoctoYotta, on 04/01/2008, -0/+1Who the hell is Gemma Ward?
- Di0genes, on 03/31/2008, -0/+4And incidentally, 'super' models, as in popularly recognized names, tend to be lingerie models. Adrianna Lima, Giselle Bundchen, Heidi Klum. How many 'fashion' models can your average person name? One, probably - Gemma Ward.
- Ikulus, on 03/31/2008, -0/+4He said SUPER models.
- phazon88, on 03/31/2008, -0/+4and no curves.
- Llanowar, on 03/31/2008, -0/+7I'm not either, but do consider Adriana Lima to be one of the hottest girls ever.
She doesn't sound too fun to date however.- AlKo, on 03/31/2008, -0/+1Actually personality-wise, she seems pretty down to earth to me. Her requests are pretty similar to most "normal" girls (See TKardinal's comment) Of course, doing what she wants obvious, she would hopefully be reciprocating (at least most level-headed girls I know do...)
However, if she wasn't "stuck up", then she'd probably be an annoying gold-digging, high-maintenance, spoiled, bitchy fruitcake...
Congratulations! You're dating Paris Hilton!!
- AlKo, on 03/31/2008, -0/+1Actually personality-wise, she seems pretty down to earth to me. Her requests are pretty similar to most "normal" girls (See TKardinal's comment) Of course, doing what she wants obvious, she would hopefully be reciprocating (at least most level-headed girls I know do...)
- mundus, on 05/15/2008, -4/+12You say all those like it's a bad thing!
- Epiphanous, on 03/31/2008, -8/+2If only all supermodels are like Adriana.
- pokedex, on 03/31/2008, -2/+16Simple -- don't see her as a "supermodel." One of my friends does campaigns for Calvin Klein and Abercrombie and tends to date pretty regular guys. Just imagine how many guys drool or oogle when she goes out. Now picture how old/annoying that sort of gets night after night.
- wakeup82, on 03/31/2008, -0/+7I was dating a very hot girl recently and found that everywhere we went all the men in the bars or restaurants would be focussed on her. If I went to get a drink or she went to get a drink guys would hit on her. I found it annoying and kept wondering how long she would remain faithful. Not my problem anymore.
- TKardinal, on 03/31/2008, -1/+10Good general dating advice, if the woman you're dating has the same tastes as Adriana Lima. Not every woman wants to be taken care of QUITE that much, but many do. Overall, many of these things have worked well for me over the years.
- dinostabOMG, on 03/31/2008, -2/+13Meh, she sounds like a stuck up bitch. I'd probably go to the bathroom and leave her with the check. Ahaha, classic.
- Llanowar, on 03/31/2008, -0/+6She is a devoted christian and very old fashioned. So of course she sounds like a stuck up bitch. Don't think she is though, from the interviews I read she seems like a respectable girl.
I myself don't consider this good dating advice though. I want to remain myself, I don't want to be a simple droid doing everything the girl want. If a girl accepts you for who and what you are you're going to have a lot better relationship. - DefaultGen, on 03/31/2008, -0/+3Good general dating advice? If a girl didn't want me because I didn't stand up when she left the table to go to the bathroom I don't think it would work out.
- GTanaka, on 03/31/2008, -0/+1Yeah I'm single and I know it, but doesn't anyone notice that this is far beyond "old fashioned" and more in the range of "make me happy, do everything I want without me saying anything"? I mean jeez, isn't a relationship supposed to be about equals, not men serving women? It all comes down to: would I do Adriana Lima? Yes. Would I live with her the rest of our lives? If that's what she expects out of me, she can shove it up her arse. I'm no one's slave.
- mundus, on 05/15/2008, -7/+1If you guys still have question you could always ask me!
- felman87, on 03/31/2008, -0/+1Sure. I'll need advice on what not to do.
- xptoast, on 03/31/2008, -9/+5That is how I treat all women anyways. Why exactly is this hard for people to get?
- Hangly, on 03/31/2008, -2/+5The day a woman dictates the terms of a relationship to me is the day she starts looking for a new man. Worshiping women isn't indicative of a healthy sense of self-worth.
- xptoast, on 03/31/2008, -0/+6What was said didn't really show that she wanted to be a master or anything. Just wanted to be treated like she was loved and not a piece of meat or an accessory. When actual demands come to play then I am going to get a bit upset and not comply. That is where I draw the line. No demands. I will do what I feel is kind and no more.
- laughandsing, on 03/31/2008, -0/+2She wasn't dictating. She was giving advice. Relationships are not one sided. If you arent willing to compromise, hopefully that woman will leave you. No one should be dictating the rules of a relationship
- NecroDigg, on 03/31/2008, -8/+3It's the totally wrong way to go about things. You gotta show the bitch who's boss. Keep the pimp hand strong, yanno?
- artliquide, on 03/31/2008, -1/+3Good luck with that.
- mandarin, on 03/31/2008, -0/+1Bet humility is something you always fail eh?
- Hangly, on 03/31/2008, -2/+5The day a woman dictates the terms of a relationship to me is the day she starts looking for a new man. Worshiping women isn't indicative of a healthy sense of self-worth.
- ShawnIsCool, on 03/31/2008, -0/+8Wow, they make us seem like were made of money. You know what? You can take my Ramen noodles and leave now!
- Sterango, on 03/31/2008, -11/+38"Make friends with your inner viscount.
Show me you can take care of me. Say you’re taking me to dinner: I expect you to pick me up and open the car door for me. Hold the restaurant door while I enter and pull out the chair for me when I sit down. Stand up when I go to the restroom and again when I return. I love old-fashioned manners, as long as it’s not forced. I can tell when it’s natural or when someone is just trying to impress me.*
[*Wethinks it most unbecoming a man of good breeding to imperil a lady’s high virtue with beguilement and common trickery.]"
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Suck my left ***** nut you bitch. I've never acted that moronic for ANYONE in my entire life and I will be DAMNED if I start acting like I'm in the presence of divinity when in reality I'm in the presence of just another female whose only major accomplishment in life is looking going; something she was born with and had no control over to begin with.
Seriously, someone please shoot this bitch.- Kyan, on 03/31/2008, -2/+12Careful, you're showing what class you belong to there...
- Sterango, on 03/31/2008, -8/+3looking "good" i mean, not looking "going", o well shoot me I'm tired and just read an article about some ***** bitch thinking she's the queen of the universe cause she got lucky enough to be pulled out of an ocean of hot women to be one of the fish to actually get paid. Grr. What do you expect from me with the spelling?!
- daithiocoinnigh, on 03/31/2008, -0/+14I agree, she sounds like a right *****
- NecroDigg, on 03/31/2008, -1/+6I agree. Sounds like she wants a ***** slave or something.
- Zaggynl, on 03/31/2008, -12/+2Dear asshat,
Learn some manners, women really do like that.
Regards,
Z- Ravatar, on 03/31/2008, -0/+5Dear Z,
***** you.
Sincerely yours,
R
- Ravatar, on 03/31/2008, -0/+5Dear Z,
- daza, on 03/31/2008, -0/+15The biggest issue I've had with the whole "here, let me run around this car and open the door for you", "here, let me walk on the side of the footpath closest to the traffic" or "pull out the chair before I sit down" is that females in this day and age expect to be treated with equality, yet they want all these special treatments like they're so incapable of doing ***** for themselves. I'm not saying that being a gentlemen is old fashioned and uncessary, but I'm just saying sometimes women expect things which are a little too over the top.
In fact, I'd honestly feel insulted if someone tried the most remedial tasks for me. I respect women enough to see them as equals against men, so I don't see why men should enslave themselves just to impress women.
Then again my view on this could also explained a string of failed relationships :)- Entroper, on 03/31/2008, -0/+9Agreed. Do the simple things that make sense -- holding the door open at the restaurant is not a big deal. Or if it's raining, it makes sense to walk around the car and open her door so she doesn't get wet. But I'll be damned if I'm supposed to take off my coat and put it on top of a puddle. :)
Does anyone ACTUALLY stand up when their date gets up to go to the bathroom? I think most girls' reaction to that would be something like "what are you doing?" and then tell her girlfriends how "weird" her date was last night.- healious, on 03/31/2008, -0/+4lol, yeah man, if my gf said she is goin to the bathroom and i jump up too, my gf would be like, wtf are u goin, stay here and guard the table *****
- JeFurry, on 03/31/2008, -2/+2I note with interest your use of the words "equals *against* men". Surely if we're equals, the word "with" should replace "against" ?
- CedEx, on 03/31/2008, -0/+2Perhaps the trade off for opening doors, and pulling out chairs means that she'll be cooking my dinner, and looking after my needs, then I think it's reasonable.
- GTanaka, on 03/31/2008, -0/+1I can guarantee you Adriana Lima wouldn't do that. That's for the cooks and maids.
- JessicaSarahS, on 03/31/2008, -0/+1I agree, it is pretty weird and makes me feel awkward when a guy stands up while I leave the table, holds the door open, etc. Sure, it's helpful if I'm carrying something, but if I'm not, then it's awkward.
On the other hand, I hold doors open for everyone, male or female. I don't like to be the person who seemingly slams the door in front of someone right behind me. That's more awkward.
- Entroper, on 03/31/2008, -0/+9Agreed. Do the simple things that make sense -- holding the door open at the restaurant is not a big deal. Or if it's raining, it makes sense to walk around the car and open her door so she doesn't get wet. But I'll be damned if I'm supposed to take off my coat and put it on top of a puddle. :)
- artliquide, on 03/31/2008, -0/+2Ha! Most of the time I hold the door for him, and that's fine with me. The occasional love letter or flower would be nice though.
- 335io07, on 03/31/2008, -0/+8It's not about manners. She wants the old fashioned chivary which has been dead for the past 20 years. You see, in the past, we (Men) had a role. To take care of paying the bills and providing food for the table. Women also had a important role as well. To take care of the kids and the home. This system has worked for thousands of years. Of course there were asshats that couldn't provide for their families and lazy, unfaithful women over that period of time, but mostly it worked out fine. Over the past few decades however, some women wanted to be equal to men and started this whole feminism ideology. Basically, they want equal to men in every way. These people spread their views in forms of media (Seventeen, Cosmo, Oxygen, and Lifetime) and feed this to young females. They grow up thinking they have the magic vagina and can turn men into slaves.
Nowadays all these women are asking "Where have all the good guys gone?" To answer that question, simply you are responsible for their extinction. Guys that are too nice to girls will get stepped on and taken advantage of. Women can marry you, cheat on you, and if you divorce them, they will take half of your money (this is a sad reality). Shouldn't equality go both ways? Alimony for example. What the hell is that about. Men nowadays are smarter. Being a jerk turns the cards to our favor because women get dumbfounded that their beauty couldn't charm their way into our brains. This way we get what we want and not get taken for a fool. Isn't it weird that when it comes to money their whole feminist side disappears? They expect us to pay for food, vacations, hotels... just about everything.
Of course there are exceptions to the rule, but I'm talking about most situations. Sadly, girls expect these things from us from the get go. If you want a nice guy, (yes some exist) you have to stop acting like your ***** don't stink and not be materialistic. Most of us can see right through you except the stupid guys that will do everything you please. They are problebly the pointdexters working tech or IT jobs... you know who I'm talking about. So be good and true to the people you meet, and you will be respected in return. Maybe he will be chivalrous after he knows who you really are.- laughandsing, on 03/31/2008, -0/+2Not all women are like this. Chivalry can go both ways. Its about treating your partner with respect. Opening a door>is this really that hard? I know that I open the door for my boyfriend if I get to the door first, as does he. Being curtious is what all people deserve. Not all women expect the man to pay for everything...
Also, when it comes to staying at home and cooking and cleaning... I know plenty of people who joke about wanting a woman to do those tasks... but then work outside full-time? How is that remotely fair? If men want a wife who does this, then they should be expected to be the main source of income. You can't have both.
On the alimony side of things...I personally know a man who is getting divorced and will be receiving alimony. Not everything is one sided.- 335io07, on 03/31/2008, -0/+0True. As I have stated before, there are exceptions to the rule. You being an exception. Also about staying home cooking and cleaning, If a man goes out to work all day then who will take care of the kids? Child care centers? They won't do things for the best interest of your kids because they are YOUR kids. The best way to prevent bad behavior in children is to have a parent be there for them constantly during pre kindergarden days and after school when the child starts to go to school. Don't you see a rise in crazy behavior in children in the past few decades? Look at the news. Children shooting each other, sexual misconduct, drug use... all at a alarmingly early age. I am not saying that it is completelythe fault of feminist ideology but in many cases it is. Simply no parents being there to correct mistakes when they see them. To those men wanting to have their wife work full time is wrong. Maybe part time when financial situations occur, and when this happens most men feel emasculated. Your point of alimony being both sided. C'mon... The majority of people receiving alimony are women. Less than ten percent are men. Again exceptions to the rule.
- LeCollectif, on 03/31/2008, -0/+3Thank you. Perfectly stated.
- laughandsing, on 03/31/2008, -0/+2Not all women are like this. Chivalry can go both ways. Its about treating your partner with respect. Opening a door>is this really that hard? I know that I open the door for my boyfriend if I get to the door first, as does he. Being curtious is what all people deserve. Not all women expect the man to pay for everything...
- rottingtom, on 03/31/2008, -0/+1Opening the door for them fine.... pshh I've never stood up when she returned from the bathroom.
- Kyan, on 03/31/2008, -2/+12Careful, you're showing what class you belong to there...
- Touchy610, on 03/31/2008, -1/+22I apologize for saying this, for anybody that thinks supermodels are the end-all, but...you've gotta be ***** kidding me. Then again, I guess supermodels expect their men to bow to their every whim, yet "try" not to look like they are bowing. *shrug* I guess that's what you get to be like when you're tall, skinny and look like a mannequin.
I'd rather be an "average" chick, thanks.- Rotzooi, on 03/31/2008, -11/+4No, you'd not. You're just jealous. Nothing wrong with that; I know I would be if I were a woman. Just be honest about it.
- artliquide, on 03/31/2008, -1/+3Ha. That's funny. Jealous of being admired for looks alone? Not me. Being an average woman is so much easier, I think. I know that I can be respected for what I think and do rather than only for what I look like.
- lamiaconfitor, on 03/31/2008, -1/+2No, he is right. most people aren't that shallow. Id rather sleep with a smart woman who is average, and that I could respect. Then one who is a moron, petty, what-have-you but looks cuter.
- Touchy610, on 04/02/2008, -0/+1Damn.
I look like a man?
...I'm gonna go fold myself up and cry now.
- hollyminkowski, on 03/31/2008, -1/+14I'm with you.
I don't want guys bowing and scraping for me.
I pay my own way.... if he won't let me chip in on the check at a nice place then I make him a nice dinner at home..etc
50/50 all the damn way!
I do as much for him as he does for me.... any less and I'd feel like a sponge.
- Rotzooi, on 03/31/2008, -11/+4No, you'd not. You're just jealous. Nothing wrong with that; I know I would be if I were a woman. Just be honest about it.
- smashingmonkey, on 03/31/2008, -0/+27"16 Things to Remember if you Want to Be a Super Puppy"
- pandawho1212, on 03/31/2008, -0/+11ok just because the developer of linux got laid doesnt mean every digger will ever need dating advice
- Amadeus2490, on 03/31/2008, -5/+6Most important rule: Treat her like absolute *****; the better a woman is, the more they like that.
- Sterango, on 03/31/2008, -9/+3true, all women who are WOMEN still have the genes telling them that it's proper to be dominated like the bitch they are.
if not then they're just some ***** feminazi brainwashed tart. - Rotzooi, on 03/31/2008, -2/+3"Neg-hits" are so last decade.
- hollyminkowski, on 03/31/2008, -1/+3Baloney!
- Amadeus2490, on 03/31/2008, -0/+1Every time a guy says something that's true about women, she gets incredibly offended and insists it's not true. If that weren't the case, why have I personally noticed so many women - younger and older - leaving men that raise their non-biological children, want to marry them, want to buy a house, etc etc?
Women want something "exciting," not something "nice." Men that beat them, run out on them and generally don't care about them are alot more exciting because she has to fight to "tame" him, and if she feels like she's done this, she gets a huge psychological reward (serotonin and oxytocin are generated in her brain; linking her to him).
- Amadeus2490, on 03/31/2008, -0/+1Every time a guy says something that's true about women, she gets incredibly offended and insists it's not true. If that weren't the case, why have I personally noticed so many women - younger and older - leaving men that raise their non-biological children, want to marry them, want to buy a house, etc etc?
- Sterango, on 03/31/2008, -9/+3true, all women who are WOMEN still have the genes telling them that it's proper to be dominated like the bitch they are.
- Hangly, on 03/31/2008, -1/+19It's been my experience that the women in the "top echelons" of conventional beauty are petty, demanding, spoiled, boring as hell, and suck in bed. There's something about being beautiful and knowing it that really stunts people's personalities.
So take it from your old uncle Hangly. I have seen the top of the mountain and it's nothing but a cold pointy rock.- jerryterhorst, on 03/31/2008, -0/+13you do realize you just claimed to dating the hottest women in the world.
you also realize that you are also posting this claim on the internet? - Zeigy, on 03/31/2008, -0/+9Hangly's got a point. When you are good looking you don't need to have a great personality. The guy's keep coming anyway.
- JQP123, on 03/31/2008, -0/+3"The guy's keep coming anyway."
Only the young, inexperienced guys do that. Testosterone is a drug that inhibits "normal" cognitive function.
It's actually a rather liberating moment when you can *honestly* say that physical appearance isn't the only thing that makes a woman attractive.
- jerryterhorst, on 03/31/2008, -0/+13you do realize you just claimed to dating the hottest women in the world.
- Zeigy, on 03/31/2008, -0/+40Original Title: How Adrian Lima makes guys her bitches.
- jerryterhorst, on 03/31/2008, -1/+12adriana lima is a virgin too. so not only do you have to bow down to her, but you wont even be getting any. hotness aside, i cant imagine a "regular" (income-wise) guy dating a girl who makes that much money. or vice-versa. when one person makes so much more than another, you know there has to always be a feeling of "you are poor without me," even if it remains unspoken.
- fety, on 03/31/2008, -0/+2screw Adriana, she looks evil, I want Miranda Kerr!!!!! She's such a cutie. YouTube her!
- abaaa, on 03/31/2008, -0/+13Lame. No one actually wants to DATE a supermodel. I'd always feel bad about eating! (that and I imagine the conversations get dull very fast)
- SynthFreud, on 03/31/2008, -0/+2Did anyone see the "circle of life" comic that was on the main page? You need to be one of those things in order to date someone else who is one of those things. Rich, hot, powerful, lucky, charismatic, etc. And you need to have a lot of whatever special quality it is too. Stupid articles like this are misleading. Most of the reasons why people are attracted to each other isn't what they do or say but the intangibles. Beauty, status, etc. Sucks but it's true.
- Hobolord, on 03/31/2008, -1/+3Iron my shirt.
- frogman54, on 03/31/2008, -0/+11I see no point in reading this story. The supermodel population in St. Louis is a little sparse. It would be useless knowledge and I already have a vast surplus of that. I'd rather spend my time typing this comment or watching a monkey wash a cat on youtube ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9wAqNN-Dic ). Plus...if hell freezes over and I ever do have the pleasure of dating a supermodel...I'd rather just wing it. "Hey baby...can I count your ribs again? That is sexy."
- hollyminkowski, on 03/31/2008, -0/+8OMG!
That really is a monkee washing a cat :-)
(I expected a rickroll)- frogman54, on 03/31/2008, -0/+9I know...that is what I call the reverse rickroll. I have collected a lot of youtube monkey videos. I'm probably a little obsessed with them to be honest. I have this other great one of a monkey smoking a cigarette. I have placed two links below. One of them is the monkey smoking. You must choose wisely.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j-TcVR17c0- hollyminkowski, on 03/31/2008, -0/+2That monkee rules!
They should teach him to smoke a corncob pipe and dress like Macarthur.
BTW.. I chose poorly and saw Rick Astley :-) - CedEx, on 03/31/2008, -0/+0Damn.... I have chosen... poorly.
- hollyminkowski, on 03/31/2008, -0/+2That monkee rules!
- frogman54, on 03/31/2008, -0/+9I know...that is what I call the reverse rickroll. I have collected a lot of youtube monkey videos. I'm probably a little obsessed with them to be honest. I have this other great one of a monkey smoking a cigarette. I have placed two links below. One of them is the monkey smoking. You must choose wisely.
- hollyminkowski, on 03/31/2008, -0/+8OMG!
- jumico, on 03/31/2008, -0/+0The first page bold headings were enough to make me not care.
- bingobongony, on 03/31/2008, -1/+5It never fails...any site with the word "men" in the name is going to have REALLY crappy or uninteresting articles supposedly for men.
- Llanowar, on 03/31/2008, -1/+3Thanks Adriana, now please meet me somewhere and accept a date with me.
- hazard99, on 03/31/2008, -0/+15"Stand up when I go to the restroom and again when I return."
Haha... If I were to do this, I'm positive the girl I'm with would be confused, and respond with "WTF are your doing?" That's a bit too old fashion, I don't recall ever seeing this being done in public. - candyman420, on 03/31/2008, -0/+5"When we’re traveling together for the first time, we sleep in different rooms. "
Yes, that way you can freely bang other guys at the hotel. Sounds like a deal, sign me up! - BingoPower, on 03/31/2008, -2/+3***** lame.
These "tips" are no different from how anyone with an ounce of intelligence would treat a girl on ANY date, irrespective of whether they are supermodels or not. It's basically basic advice with the word "girl" replaced with "supermodel" to increase readership. - kjcdude, on 03/31/2008, -0/+1http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/pete_mcentegart ... (She's the one on the far left)
- tulizx, on 03/31/2008, -1/+1Cute, but not hot.
- WillLynch, on 03/31/2008, -1/+0What useless "tips". Mmmm, you would be better off simply studying the Mystery Method.
Game in general works, however the Mystery Method has developed by Mystery(of VH1 fame) is designed specifically for models and the likes of Adriana Lima.- lamiaconfitor, on 03/31/2008, -0/+1you are a tool. its bad enough I have heard of those, but that you use that ***** makes you a tool.
- aceakm, on 03/31/2008, -0/+317) Be amazing in bed.
- WaltDismal, on 03/31/2008, -2/+2Treat women well and respectfully where it's suitable to have respect.
Don't go out more than once with women it's not possible to respect.
When they test you, be firm against manipulation, they're actually looking to see how spineless you are. They'll probably will respect you more if you're not a rabbity loser. But you can still do things for them if it's your choice and not out of desperation.
Have self-confidence but no popped collars.
And the first rule of Date Club is, don't talk about Date Club. - kahrytan, on 03/31/2008, -0/+1Good advise for diggers but most won't be able to get to the first date...
- Amric, on 04/02/2008, -0/+0Horrible advice for diggers. If they ever get the first date they probably won't get a second if they follow these "tips"
- GUTTS, on 03/31/2008, -1/+6I'm sorry but you had me at "Stand up when I go to the restroom". How bout you kiss my ass? Now don't get me wrong, I actually open doors for people be they women or men. It comes natural to me. But that's about it. I have more things to worry about then parking my car and then running around to the otherside hoping you don't have the brains to open the door yourself. Oh and sorry, making the first move isn't aggressive it's called having balls and taking a risk. Sounds to me like she looking for a pussy to moon and fawn over her. lol get real.
- CedEx, on 03/31/2008, -1/+0I typically open the car door for the ladies I date, but then again, I have a new car and can't risk the scratch.
- eldenno, on 03/31/2008, -0/+7She sounds like a right bitch, superficial and arrogant, best advice ever... don't date a supermodel.
- blablubbi, on 03/31/2008, -0/+1Most things she is saying there are quite normal for me. What I dont like is that I'd have to do probably anything for her. Why not just call me a slave, Adriana?
Also: If you are really going to do everything if she wants you to do, she looses attraction to you and finally you get dumped.
Oh btw: Is she telling me that models do not act jealous and are not competitive... are we on mars? - synyster, on 03/31/2008, -0/+1i thought money will be on the top 5
- Alexandru25, on 03/31/2008, -3/+1The only advice I live by is "Bitches ain't ***** but hoes and tricks, lick on deez nuts and suck them dicks." (Dogg)
- mandarin, on 03/31/2008, -0/+1Classy...
- charlietuna, on 03/31/2008, -0/+1No matter what she says, the more desirable someone is, the more likely they will eventually begin to cast about and look elsewhere. It's human nature.
- nick111, on 03/31/2008, -0/+5If she doesn't laugh at your jokes, forget it.
- JesusHatesYou, on 03/31/2008, -2/+0Maybe you're just a corny nerd. ;)
- laughandsing, on 03/31/2008, -0/+1how about laughing at the effort? I know that my boyfriend isnt funny. But when he tries it's cute.
- HalfGiraffe, on 03/31/2008, -1/+5"Put the Treo down and pay attention to me."
She lost me right there. - JesusHatesYou, on 03/31/2008, -2/+1Date a porn star. Most are hotter and younger than supermodels. They are easier to get and they do EVERYTHING!!! If they ***** 5 dudes on camera for $500, they'll do you for a cheeseburger. Drawback: you need a 12" ***** or they won't even feel you inside.
- lamiaconfitor, on 03/31/2008, -0/+1they do that and give you an std all in one move!
- tgarza17, on 03/31/2008, -0/+14I'm surprised no one noticed the last part: "Whatever I tell you, do. That’s it." There it is, the Freudian slip. Chicks like this are raised from birth being told how beautiful and special they are. And from the first time they pout and get what they want from dad, they are fine-tuning their skills in manipulation. Mix that with an ego the size of Rhode Island, and you get a self-centered, narcissistic individual who is incapable of truly caring for another being. The only way to be with them is to be a jerk, because that's the only challenge they have left - to see if they can "break" you. You can play along with it to get some benefits until she gets bored. But If you even think about getting emotionally involved with one of these "highly desired" women, save yourself the time and money and just rip your heart out of your chest, put it in a blender, and start with the low speeds.
- Pushkin, on 03/31/2008, -0/+1"You know how you can have a star named after a person, as a gift? A few years ago, a friend of mine received this present* from her husband, and I thought it was so romantic. I thought, Ohhhhhh. That’s really amazing. That’s unbelievable. This guy must really love her!
[*Given Adriana’s estimated 2007 income—roughly $6 million from modeling fees, endorsement deals, Super Bowl advertisements, etc.—and the rock stars and royals she tends to run with, we thought it would be helpful to find out how much it costs to have a star named for that someone special. Five grand? Ten? Fifty? Actually, on Starnamer.org, it’s more like $19.95. Or roughly the price of one mango martini at a hotel bar in Midtown Manhattan. No wonder kids stopped dreaming of becoming astronauts.]"
Erm... NOT
http://www.iau.org/BUYING_STAR_NAMES.244.0.html - robotto, on 03/31/2008, -0/+4"Whatever I tell you, do. That’s it." Not that simple indeed...
- lamiaconfitor, on 03/31/2008, -0/+1so how many idiots are actually going to try this?
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