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- Hobbes24, on 03/31/2008, -3/+79i'm not big on the super model look...they are generally:
-super ***** amazon tall,
-bony and scrawny,
-high maintenance,
-vestigial breasts,
-addicted to coke (probably)
i think regular girls are generally hotter - HomerS1, on 03/31/2008, -3/+671) Have a physique like a Greek statue.
2) If you can't possibly pull #1 off, get lots and lots of money and throw it around like you don't need it.
3-16) see #2. - VeniceCA, on 03/31/2008, -2/+49This kind of advice will sure be handy to Digg users since so many of us are inclined to date supermodels. :)
- Zeigy, on 03/31/2008, -0/+40Original Title: How Adrian Lima makes guys her bitches.
- bixby1, on 03/31/2008, -1/+39Dugg because it worked for me. Went right out to Ralph's supermarket and bagged one.
- bryano, on 03/31/2008, -3/+37The only thing you need to remember if you want to date a supermodel is that you won't date a supermodel.
- smashingmonkey, on 03/31/2008, -0/+27"16 Things to Remember if you Want to Be a Super Puppy"
- Sterango, on 03/31/2008, -11/+37"Make friends with your inner viscount.
Show me you can take care of me. Say you’re taking me to dinner: I expect you to pick me up and open the car door for me. Hold the restaurant door while I enter and pull out the chair for me when I sit down. Stand up when I go to the restroom and again when I return. I love old-fashioned manners, as long as it’s not forced. I can tell when it’s natural or when someone is just trying to impress me.*
[*Wethinks it most unbecoming a man of good breeding to imperil a lady’s high virtue with beguilement and common trickery.]"
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Suck my left ***** nut you bitch. I've never acted that moronic for ANYONE in my entire life and I will be DAMNED if I start acting like I'm in the presence of divinity when in reality I'm in the presence of just another female whose only major accomplishment in life is looking going; something she was born with and had no control over to begin with.
Seriously, someone please shoot this bitch. - sockpuppets, on 03/31/2008, -4/+28Less typing more sandwich making.
- Kinickie, on 03/31/2008, -2/+25Ahhh, but here's a tip from a female digger: It works great on regular girls too :)
- Touchy610, on 03/31/2008, -1/+22I apologize for saying this, for anybody that thinks supermodels are the end-all, but...you've gotta be ***** kidding me. Then again, I guess supermodels expect their men to bow to their every whim, yet "try" not to look like they are bowing. *shrug* I guess that's what you get to be like when you're tall, skinny and look like a mannequin.
I'd rather be an "average" chick, thanks. - Hangly, on 03/31/2008, -0/+20Don't forget to cut off your testicles and put them in a jar for her to carry around.
- biotch, on 03/31/2008, -0/+19Heres some more advice diggers..
First and foremost ... never ever take a girls' advice about how to pick them up. They dont know what works... they only know what they wish would work.
Second,
If a chick says this:
"When we’re traveling together for the first time, we sleep in different rooms. That’s the number one thing. And you should plan the whole trip. Buy the ticket, get the car to the airport, organize everything so I don’t have to think about it. And yes, carry my bags. I don’t travel light, either—at least two bags. Always."
No matter how hot they are, you say two words... good ... bye. - whazup911, on 03/31/2008, -1/+2017) Don't tell them you got your advice from Digg
- Hangly, on 03/31/2008, -1/+19It's been my experience that the women in the "top echelons" of conventional beauty are petty, demanding, spoiled, boring as hell, and suck in bed. There's something about being beautiful and knowing it that really stunts people's personalities.
So take it from your old uncle Hangly. I have seen the top of the mountain and it's nothing but a cold pointy rock. - splash, on 03/31/2008, -1/+17You need to make a distinction between models. There are lingerie models like Adriana Lima who is very well proportioned. And then you have models like the ones u see in those fashion week events, by the major companies like Gucci and Chanel. Those girls are too thin. The models you see for lingerie/swimsuit and for department stores hardly ever look bony and scrawny.
- Entroper, on 03/31/2008, -0/+15I thought the interview was going well until I got to that part. I can understand chivalry, but if it's supposed to feel natural, then it can't be EXPECTED. I'm supposed to be your date, not your indentured servant.
- cyssero, on 04/18/2009, -0/+15The biggest issue I've had with the whole "here, let me run around this car and open the door for you", "here, let me walk on the side of the footpath closest to the traffic" or "pull out the chair before I sit down" is that females in this day and age expect to be treated with equality, yet they want all these special treatments like they're so incapable of doing ***** for themselves. I'm not saying that being a gentlemen is old fashioned and uncessary, but I'm just saying sometimes women expect things which are a little too over the top.
In fact, I'd honestly feel insulted if someone tried the most remedial tasks for me. I respect women enough to see them as equals against men, so I don't see why men should enslave themselves just to impress women.
Then again my view on this could also explained a string of failed relationships :) - hazard99, on 03/31/2008, -0/+15"Stand up when I go to the restroom and again when I return."
Haha... If I were to do this, I'm positive the girl I'm with would be confused, and respond with "WTF are your doing?" That's a bit too old fashion, I don't recall ever seeing this being done in public. - pokedex, on 03/31/2008, -2/+16Simple -- don't see her as a "supermodel." One of my friends does campaigns for Calvin Klein and Abercrombie and tends to date pretty regular guys. Just imagine how many guys drool or oogle when she goes out. Now picture how old/annoying that sort of gets night after night.
- sockpuppets, on 03/31/2008, -0/+14Paper or plastic?
- daithiocoinnigh, on 03/31/2008, -0/+14I agree, she sounds like a right *****
- Bananimal, on 03/31/2008, -0/+14Does this smell like chloroform to you?
- tgarza17, on 03/31/2008, -0/+14I'm surprised no one noticed the last part: "Whatever I tell you, do. That’s it." There it is, the Freudian slip. Chicks like this are raised from birth being told how beautiful and special they are. And from the first time they pout and get what they want from dad, they are fine-tuning their skills in manipulation. Mix that with an ego the size of Rhode Island, and you get a self-centered, narcissistic individual who is incapable of truly caring for another being. The only way to be with them is to be a jerk, because that's the only challenge they have left - to see if they can "break" you. You can play along with it to get some benefits until she gets bored. But If you even think about getting emotionally involved with one of these "highly desired" women, save yourself the time and money and just rip your heart out of your chest, put it in a blender, and start with the low speeds.
- inactive, on 03/31/2008, -2/+15You have a computer in the kitchen? That's cool.
- jerryterhorst, on 03/31/2008, -0/+13you do realize you just claimed to dating the hottest women in the world.
you also realize that you are also posting this claim on the internet? - abaaa, on 03/31/2008, -0/+13Lame. No one actually wants to DATE a supermodel. I'd always feel bad about eating! (that and I imagine the conversations get dull very fast)
- hollyminkowski, on 03/31/2008, -1/+14I'm with you.
I don't want guys bowing and scraping for me.
I pay my own way.... if he won't let me chip in on the check at a nice place then I make him a nice dinner at home..etc
50/50 all the damn way!
I do as much for him as he does for me.... any less and I'd feel like a sponge. - raftytaffy, on 03/31/2008, -0/+13This article screams MEMEMEMEMEMEME, typical entitlement princess mentality. MGTOW FTW.
- fety, on 03/31/2008, -2/+14most all of the Victoria's Secret models don't look like that.
- pandawho1212, on 03/31/2008, -0/+11ok just because the developer of linux got laid doesnt mean every digger will ever need dating advice
- dinostabOMG, on 03/31/2008, -2/+13Meh, she sounds like a stuck up bitch. I'd probably go to the bathroom and leave her with the check. Ahaha, classic.
- jerryterhorst, on 03/31/2008, -1/+12adriana lima is a virgin too. so not only do you have to bow down to her, but you wont even be getting any. hotness aside, i cant imagine a "regular" (income-wise) guy dating a girl who makes that much money. or vice-versa. when one person makes so much more than another, you know there has to always be a feeling of "you are poor without me," even if it remains unspoken.
- frogman54, on 03/31/2008, -0/+11I see no point in reading this story. The supermodel population in St. Louis is a little sparse. It would be useless knowledge and I already have a vast surplus of that. I'd rather spend my time typing this comment or watching a monkey wash a cat on youtube ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9wAqNN-Dic ). Plus...if hell freezes over and I ever do have the pleasure of dating a supermodel...I'd rather just wing it. "Hey baby...can I count your ribs again? That is sexy."
- doncarajo, on 03/31/2008, -0/+11***** yeh. When I read that part I just thought about what a ***** pain in the ass it would be to be with that woman. And after a decade or so her attractiveness will plummet so fast you will wonder what the hell happened. I don't know who said this but I like it: "Show me a gorgeous woman and I'll show you a guy who is sick of her *****..."
- 335io07, on 03/31/2008, -0/+10Ms Lima. She wants the old fashioned chivary which has been dead for the past 20 years. You see, in the past, we (Men) had a role. To take care of paying the bills and providing food for the table. Women also had a important role as well. To take care of the kids and the home. This system has worked for thousands of years. Of course there were asshats that couldn't provide for their families and lazy, unfaithful women over that period of time, but mostly it worked out fine. Over the past few decades however, some women wanted to be equal to men and started this whole feminism ideology. Basically, they want equal to men in every way. These people spread their views in forms of media (Seventeen, Cosmo, Oxygen, and Lifetime) and feed this to young females. They grow up thinking they have the magic vagina and can turn men into slaves.
Nowadays all these women are asking "Where have all the good guys gone?" To answer that question, simply you are responsible for their extinction. Guys that are too nice to girls will get stepped on and taken advantage of. Women can marry you, cheat on you, and if you divorce them, they will take half of your money (this is a sad reality). Shouldn't equality go both ways? Alimony for example. What the hell is that about. Men nowadays are smarter. Being a jerk turns the cards to our favor because women get dumbfounded that their beauty couldn't charm their way into our brains. This way we get what we want and not get taken for a fool. Isn't it weird that when it comes to money their whole feminist side disappears? They expect us to pay for food, vacations, hotels... just about everything.
Of course there are exceptions to the rule, but I'm talking about most situations. Sadly, girls expect these things from us from the get go. If you want a nice guy, (yes some exist) you have to stop acting like your ***** don't stink and not be materialistic. Most of us can see right through you except the stupid guys that will do everything you please. They are problebly the pointdexters working tech or IT jobs... you know who I'm talking about. So be good and true to the people you meet, and you will be respected in return. Maybe he will be chivalrous after he knows who you really are. - Kyan, on 03/31/2008, -2/+12Careful, you're showing what class you belong to there...
- Zeigy, on 03/31/2008, -0/+9Hangly's got a point. When you are good looking you don't need to have a great personality. The guy's keep coming anyway.
- frogman54, on 03/31/2008, -0/+9I know...that is what I call the reverse rickroll. I have collected a lot of youtube monkey videos. I'm probably a little obsessed with them to be honest. I have this other great one of a monkey smoking a cigarette. I have placed two links below. One of them is the monkey smoking. You must choose wisely.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j-TcVR17c0 - Entroper, on 03/31/2008, -0/+9Agreed. Do the simple things that make sense -- holding the door open at the restaurant is not a big deal. Or if it's raining, it makes sense to walk around the car and open her door so she doesn't get wet. But I'll be damned if I'm supposed to take off my coat and put it on top of a puddle. :)
Does anyone ACTUALLY stand up when their date gets up to go to the bathroom? I think most girls' reaction to that would be something like "what are you doing?" and then tell her girlfriends how "weird" her date was last night. - TKardinal, on 03/31/2008, -1/+10Good general dating advice, if the woman you're dating has the same tastes as Adriana Lima. Not every woman wants to be taken care of QUITE that much, but many do. Overall, many of these things have worked well for me over the years.
- Hangly, on 03/31/2008, -0/+9They really are bad things.
- hollyminkowski, on 03/31/2008, -0/+8OMG!
That really is a monkee washing a cat :-)
(I expected a rickroll) - 335io07, on 03/31/2008, -0/+8It's not about manners. She wants the old fashioned chivary which has been dead for the past 20 years. You see, in the past, we (Men) had a role. To take care of paying the bills and providing food for the table. Women also had a important role as well. To take care of the kids and the home. This system has worked for thousands of years. Of course there were asshats that couldn't provide for their families and lazy, unfaithful women over that period of time, but mostly it worked out fine. Over the past few decades however, some women wanted to be equal to men and started this whole feminism ideology. Basically, they want equal to men in every way. These people spread their views in forms of media (Seventeen, Cosmo, Oxygen, and Lifetime) and feed this to young females. They grow up thinking they have the magic vagina and can turn men into slaves.
Nowadays all these women are asking "Where have all the good guys gone?" To answer that question, simply you are responsible for their extinction. Guys that are too nice to girls will get stepped on and taken advantage of. Women can marry you, cheat on you, and if you divorce them, they will take half of your money (this is a sad reality). Shouldn't equality go both ways? Alimony for example. What the hell is that about. Men nowadays are smarter. Being a jerk turns the cards to our favor because women get dumbfounded that their beauty couldn't charm their way into our brains. This way we get what we want and not get taken for a fool. Isn't it weird that when it comes to money their whole feminist side disappears? They expect us to pay for food, vacations, hotels... just about everything.
Of course there are exceptions to the rule, but I'm talking about most situations. Sadly, girls expect these things from us from the get go. If you want a nice guy, (yes some exist) you have to stop acting like your ***** don't stink and not be materialistic. Most of us can see right through you except the stupid guys that will do everything you please. They are problebly the pointdexters working tech or IT jobs... you know who I'm talking about. So be good and true to the people you meet, and you will be respected in return. Maybe he will be chivalrous after he knows who you really are. - mundus, on 05/15/2008, -4/+12You say all those like it's a bad thing!
- inactive, on 03/31/2008, -0/+8Wow, they make us seem like were made of money. You know what? You can take my Ramen noodles and leave now!
- Llanowar, on 03/31/2008, -0/+7I'm not either, but do consider Adriana Lima to be one of the hottest girls ever.
She doesn't sound too fun to date however. - phazon88, on 03/31/2008, -3/+10I'm not fooled, there are no women on the Internet.
- eldenno, on 03/31/2008, -0/+7She sounds like a right bitch, superficial and arrogant, best advice ever... don't date a supermodel.
- wakeup82, on 03/31/2008, -0/+7I was dating a very hot girl recently and found that everywhere we went all the men in the bars or restaurants would be focussed on her. If I went to get a drink or she went to get a drink guys would hit on her. I found it annoying and kept wondering how long she would remain faithful. Not my problem anymore.
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