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Worst Contextual Ad Mess Up of All-Time!
adrants.com — This one defies description. You've got to see it to believe it.
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- NeoDudimus, on 01/12/2008, -96/+28lol ... of course it's not politically correct to do so ... but still i chuckled ...
- UNL1M1T3D, on 01/12/2008, -11/+133***** political correctness.
- michaelb1, on 01/12/2008, -6/+7***** the gap.
- nospinhere, on 01/13/2008, -6/+2Don't talk about me and your mom like that!!!
- seks03, on 01/13/2008, -1/+9***** the systsem.
- nospinhere, on 01/13/2008, -6/+2Don't talk about me and your mom like that!!!
- michaelb1, on 01/12/2008, -6/+7***** the gap.
- chochazel, on 01/12/2008, -7/+12What's it got to do with political correctness? Introduce your eyes to a dictionary.
- ornerycat, on 01/13/2008, -2/+1Precisely.
- nospinhere, on 01/13/2008, -0/+2I didn't know you could look up phrases in a dictionary.
- jbnumba1, on 01/12/2008, -4/+24It's the juxtaposition that makes it funny, not the fact that a baby died.
- kibbled, on 01/12/2008, -3/+21Speak for yourself.
- kevxross, on 01/13/2008, -0/+2Oh man, I laughed my politically incorrect ass off at that one... shame on you.
- kibbled, on 01/12/2008, -3/+21Speak for yourself.
- GunDownCCL, on 01/13/2008, -9/+2If you were trying to be sarcastic:
1) Put a /sarcasm tag at the end or something like that.
2) It was a bad joke anyway
3) If you were not, and you actually care about PC, please leave digg, because your not meant for it. - Dave1337, on 01/13/2008, -4/+2who made you boss gundownccl
- LongShlong, on 01/13/2008, -0/+1Not only politically, but socially... But, makes no difference.
- UNL1M1T3D, on 01/12/2008, -11/+133***** political correctness.
- Napoleone, on 01/12/2008, -12/+746Most accurate Digg headline ever.
- ani625, on 01/12/2008, -23/+7of all time, ever - they're never accurate
- Nudar, on 01/12/2008, -11/+234Most accurate comment about a Digg headline ever.
- Versh, on 01/12/2008, -19/+125Most accurate reply to a comment about a Digg headline ever.
- Archeologist, on 01/12/2008, -17/+164C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
- spidoman, on 01/12/2008, -4/+90Aww what a shame you went one over the funny limit.
- punx777, on 01/12/2008, -12/+3Guys, were done.
- Everglow, on 01/12/2008, -18/+9You need a "we" before the "were". You could otherwise shorten "we were" to "we're".
- BeSublime, on 01/12/2008, -8/+19Most appropriate way to end a no longer funny chain of comments.
And he meant we're as in we are. - tingrin87, on 01/13/2008, -5/+2except he failed at using an apostrophe.
- tech42er, on 01/13/2008, -0/+2They were, but now they've started again.
- MrWally, on 01/13/2008, -4/+17Best Combo Breaker on Digg ever.
- Versh, on 01/12/2008, -19/+125Most accurate reply to a comment about a Digg headline ever.
- cgomez, on 01/12/2008, -25/+14Except not. It's not contextual, this is from 2001. It was coincidence and was an ad for an Iomega ZIP CD-RW drive.
And yes, it's Internet Explorer 4 on Windows 98.- SoulDesigner, on 01/12/2008, -4/+29party pooper
- DarkSamus, on 01/12/2008, -2/+7stupid noob
- rhinopig, on 01/13/2008, -1/+9Still you have to admit, even if not 100% accurate this is still probably the most accurate headline on digg.
- j4200, on 01/13/2008, -1/+1I remember when this was new. I called photoshop then and I call it now. Like cgomez said, it's not contextual. No one would make that mistake.
- passedoutghost, on 01/13/2008, -1/+1the picture actually made me lol
- fastupfront, on 01/16/2008, -1/+0Extremely accurate heading - and I appreciated that newman didn't say anything - he let the picture speak for itself. As for the person who said it made him lol - I'm guessing they don't have kids, not because they laughed, but because they were shameless in posting about it.
- nicholai, on 01/19/2008, -0/+1Made me LOL as well.
- MiltonWaddams, on 01/12/2008, -15/+287While not a contextual ad, this is my favorite: http://battellemedia.com/http://www.flickr.com/pho ...
- zephyr42, on 01/12/2008, -23/+5meh.
- Jahweh, on 01/12/2008, -3/+5Nice haha
- pdxuser, on 01/12/2008, -3/+18I didn't think anything could top the guy who hacked up his wife and stuffed her in suitcases, accompanied by Google ads for luggage.
- andycr512, on 01/12/2008, -8/+2Any time I go to my spam folder in Gmail, I get ads for recipes for Spam Cesar Salad, Spamburgers, etc...
- kyouteki, on 01/12/2008, -4/+25That's an intentional joke by Google.
- andycr512, on 01/12/2008, -8/+2Any time I go to my spam folder in Gmail, I get ads for recipes for Spam Cesar Salad, Spamburgers, etc...
- ICSU, on 01/12/2008, -1/+96My favourite:
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/6499/dohcnnjobow2 ...- Scaryclouds, on 01/12/2008, -2/+17I wonder how many resumes they got?
- nullx42, on 01/12/2008, -8/+2http://www.soyouvebeendumped.com/ Case in point. almost all ads on that site are enough to make a person cry [given that they visit the site for what it was intended for]
- Chassit, on 01/12/2008, -2/+3That's ***** funny!
- GretchenRoss, on 01/13/2008, -0/+4I'd say this one is worse:
http://www.mattwagner.de/uploaded_images/eon-75245 ...
It's an article about the Holocaust, and the ad is for a gas company.
- DarkSamus, on 01/12/2008, -7/+36advertise with us, we know your customers too well
- Crazysticks, on 01/12/2008, -12/+90You would prefer an auto play sound ad?
"Congratulations! You just won a years worth of free baby cloths!"- iPirate, on 01/12/2008, -7/+115Awesome! Now I just have to learn to sew so I can stitch them together and make baby clothes.
- warlokaz2004, on 01/12/2008, -30/+2"You've won a free Ipod nano!"
- Tanktunker, on 01/12/2008, -3/+192 free iPod Nanos.
She clearly screamed 2.
- Tanktunker, on 01/12/2008, -3/+192 free iPod Nanos.
- baldgye, on 01/12/2008, -11/+18Best*
- Remmy, on 01/12/2008, -2/+419Is that internet explorer 4?
- verevi, on 01/12/2008, -4/+86Tell your grandma to pull the car around.
- purelithium, on 01/12/2008, -4/+28I love how it doesn't make any sense, but I laughed so hard at your comment. Thank you!
- davidlitts, on 01/12/2008, -3/+13Dude i know what your comment is from and your the king for using it.
- SevasTraSi, on 01/12/2008, -2/+3balls of steel
- sparced, on 01/13/2008, -1/+3fury.
- chrisbarr, on 01/13/2008, -0/+3furry
- sparced, on 01/13/2008, -1/+3fury.
- Chirp08, on 01/12/2008, -4/+20Now that brings back memories, ahhh simpler times...
- solistus, on 01/12/2008, -2/+29Not for web developers.
- 067077, on 01/12/2008, -9/+3ahh.... back when internet explorer was actually fast.....
- ninja0, on 01/12/2008, -2/+15but still sucked.
- steveboutin, on 01/12/2008, -4/+20i noticed the old browser before i read the ad. guess it's just the tech in me.
- Shrubber, on 01/13/2008, -0/+2Well, it IS at the top of the image.
- topato, on 01/12/2008, -1/+14Well the article is from 2001 http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1P1-45461366.html
- DeathGod321, on 01/13/2008, -0/+10People were still using IE4 when this got submitted.
- tech42er, on 01/13/2008, -0/+4So yesterday?
- verevi, on 01/12/2008, -4/+86Tell your grandma to pull the car around.
- darkgarlic, on 01/12/2008, -7/+63Ahaha! I love those. 'looking for STDs? Get the largest selection of STDs at spamsite.com!'
- banido, on 01/12/2008, -18/+3Dude...
- oblivian92, on 01/12/2008, -13/+6That is just terrible. lol
- kropyl, on 01/12/2008, -9/+75Someones getting fired over this!
- endoccupation, on 01/12/2008, -2/+4a piece of code
- dillhole, on 01/12/2008, -2/+2510/10 for that pun!
- bingobongony, on 01/13/2008, -2/+1I don't think the ad people can control people faking ads using Photoshop.
- bobcoxocn, on 01/12/2008, -30/+5Would be more ironic if an IOMEGA CD burner had an electrical problem and caused the fire..
Feel bad for the family :-- evanscott07, on 01/12/2008, -11/+4not really funny at all?
- dick-richardson, on 01/12/2008, -2/+9No, but irony isn't inherently funny. He didn't say it would be funnier, just more ironic. Technically true...
- MadHarvey, on 01/12/2008, -2/+1Except that would be the opposite of irony, so technically not true, nor funny.
- punx777, on 01/12/2008, -1/+7You three are being such a buzz kill right now.
- dick-richardson, on 01/12/2008, -2/+9No, but irony isn't inherently funny. He didn't say it would be funnier, just more ironic. Technically true...
- evanscott07, on 01/12/2008, -11/+4not really funny at all?
- agentmaxwell, on 01/12/2008, -28/+40the baby, the baby, the baby's on fire
- duccodude, on 01/12/2008, -2/+6dugg for pity
- darthdusty, on 01/12/2008, -8/+2eh, i'll just digg it down.
- mky5439, on 01/12/2008, -3/+7We don't need no water let that mother ***** burn!
I'm going to hell arn't i....
- bobcoxocn, on 01/12/2008, -23/+4I feel bad for the family... what an awful time for that ad to show, huh?
- SkylarEC, on 01/12/2008, -3/+18Way to get catch the point.
- bobcoxocn, on 01/22/2008, -0/+1Thanks SkylarEC. How big is your e-peen now?
- SkylarEC, on 01/12/2008, -3/+18Way to get catch the point.
- qubitz, on 01/12/2008, -10/+3Fez: Ah...baby burn!
- moikai, on 01/12/2008, -10/+1ouch.
- cl0n3x, on 01/12/2008, -32/+191Dead baby jokes, anyone? What's funnier than one dead baby in a trash can? One dead baby in 12 trash cans (Bury me if you must, but who can say they haven't heard this and laughed before?)!
- NathanielJ, on 01/12/2008, -12/+97What's blue and yellow at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
What's red and yellow at the top of a pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.- gdehms, on 01/12/2008, -2/+25What do you do if you see a baby crawling in circles? You nail its other hand to the ground.
- wrzhydr, on 01/12/2008, -11/+123What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take my boots off when I jump on the trampoline..
- iChainsaw, on 01/12/2008, -65/+5what is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You don't where boots when you jump on a trampoline.
- verevi, on 01/12/2008, -4/+110What is the difference between wrzhydr and iChainsaw? Wrzhydr knows how to spell.
- Knucklecallus, on 01/12/2008, -3/+17Where are those boots again, Chainsaw?
- shazbot, on 01/12/2008, -10/+93How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
- JohnFlux, on 01/13/2008, -8/+7How many babies does it take to wall paper a wall? Depends how thinly you slice them
- absolutzombie, on 01/12/2008, -6/+66Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
- Sigma0, on 01/12/2008, -9/+70What's the difference between a Ferrari 360 and a chopped up baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's funnier than a chopped up baby? A chopped up baby in a clown costume.- skyshock1, on 01/12/2008, -12/+3Variation - What's the worst part about raping a baby?
Washing the blood off your clown suit.
- skyshock1, on 01/12/2008, -12/+3Variation - What's the worst part about raping a baby?
- TheBlindGuy, on 01/12/2008, -34/+10What's the difference between a 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
- xtc46, on 01/12/2008, -9/+43how do you get 10 dead babies in a trash bag?
a blender
how do you get them our?
a straw!- MadOtaku, on 01/12/2008, -3/+29The variation I've heard is:
How do you get 30 dead babies in a bathtub?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Nachos.- AlexBellisBrown, on 01/13/2008, -1/+14Holy ***** you guys..... WTF??? I had no idea there are so many dead baby jokes....
- MadOtaku, on 01/12/2008, -3/+29The variation I've heard is:
- Jahweh, on 01/12/2008, -17/+6What's 12 inches long and keeps a woman up all night screaming?
Cot Death- SoulDesigner, on 01/12/2008, -2/+7winrar
- TheMidnight, on 01/12/2008, -11/+1My *****.
- mrjofo, on 01/12/2008, -1/+18Buried as innacurate
- TheMidnight, on 01/12/2008, -12/+1Oh, your mom told you the truth about me? Damn. I should have paid her more.
- NathanielJ, on 01/13/2008, -1/+4Congratulations, TheMidnight, you got the joke.
- mrjofo, on 01/12/2008, -1/+18Buried as innacurate
- rarson, on 01/13/2008, -0/+2I like the joke, but not the punchline. You could've just said "a dead baby."
- Cryptecks, on 01/12/2008, -6/+48What's red, pink, and silver and always runs into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.- DeadFox1, on 01/13/2008, -1/+5OMG! THESE ARE THE BEST!!!!
- B3000, on 01/13/2008, -2/+0Gaaah! That has been my default joke for the last fifteen years and you beat me to it. Crap. I don't have another one. what am I going to do now?
- colinbrady, on 01/12/2008, -5/+47What's the best part of spinning a baby around a clothesline? Stopping it with a shovel.
- Neil990, on 01/12/2008, -3/+21what's red, black and blue and steaming hot?
a baby in a microwave - omnivector, on 01/12/2008, -31/+15What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? Can't ***** a table..
- greenlight2001, on 01/12/2008, -8/+34That one was not funny.
- B3000, on 01/13/2008, -0/+6I don't understand why, in a long list of dead-baby jokes, you are being buried. Is ***** a dead baby really worse than eating it, blending it, stomping a live one to death, microwaving it, and chopping it into a dozen pieces? Don't get me wrong - no one should ***** a dead baby, but I'm wondering what makes it so much more reprehensible than those other things.
- nicholai, on 01/19/2008, -0/+2His joke wasn't PC so all the pussies buried him.
- druakara, on 01/12/2008, -25/+4Q:What's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume?
A:2 dead babies in clown costumes.
Q: What's funnier than 2 deady babies in clown costumes?
A:A downs syndrome kid cuddling 2 dead babies in clown costumes.
Q: What's funnier than a downs syndrome kid cuddling 2 dead babies in a clown costume?
A: NOTHING!- rrbest, on 01/12/2008, -0/+4knock knock. who's there?
- mattcoady, on 01/13/2008, -0/+4Lettuce
- AlexBellisBrown, on 01/13/2008, -0/+6*silence*
- mattcoady, on 01/13/2008, -0/+4Lettuce
- Phendrana, on 01/12/2008, -1/+9Q: What's funnier than these jokes?
A: Most things.
- rrbest, on 01/12/2008, -0/+4knock knock. who's there?
- dpowre, on 01/12/2008, -9/+2those were so bad yet so funnny!
- Veni_Vidi_Vici, on 01/12/2008, -3/+30I'm curious, are dead baby jokes an American-only pastime or do other folks use them as well?
- cl0n3x, on 01/12/2008, -1/+10It all depends on your sense of humor.
- jynweythek, on 09/17/2008, -1/+36People of all nationalities can join together to enjoy dead baby jokes.
- steveboutin, on 01/12/2008, -1/+15dead baby jokes, american as apple pie.
- TheAtomicMoose, on 01/13/2008, -0/+5What's the difference between dead babies and apple pies?
I don't eat apple pies... :-C
- TheAtomicMoose, on 01/13/2008, -0/+5What's the difference between dead babies and apple pies?
- WaltDismal, on 01/13/2008, -10/+4Only among the mentally-ill Americans. And it's getting harder to find sane people in our country.
- rarson, on 01/13/2008, -0/+5Look, apparently some people don't get jokes. Dead baby jokes are funny, just like racist jokes, because they're so ridiculous. None of the people that posted any of these jokes would ever seriously treat babies like these. It's absurdity, and it's funny.
- thecatcantalk, on 01/13/2008, -0/+3Yeah, wtf? They're funny because OF COURSE you wouldn't (***** a dead baby, put it in a blender, etc.). If you really would do it, you'd keep your mouth shut about the act, no?
- WickedClown, on 01/12/2008, -9/+14What's the difference between a baby and an apple?
You don't ***** an apple before you eat it.- missingnoh4x, on 01/12/2008, -1/+5Also, you don't put ketchup on the apple.
- knightblade2oo4, on 01/12/2008, -5/+5i heard a variant of this one,
what's the difference between a baby and an apple?
i dont cum on an apple before i eat it. - smellytim, on 01/13/2008, -2/+2that might be the best dead baby i have ever heard.
- lololololol, on 01/12/2008, -8/+2Maddox will get a kick out of these.
- skyshock1, on 01/12/2008, -4/+27What sound does a baby make when you put it in the microwave?
I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.- clafleche, on 01/13/2008, -5/+3what's the best thing about ***** a five-year-old?
pretending they're a two-year-old
- clafleche, on 01/13/2008, -5/+3what's the best thing about ***** a five-year-old?
- awoeonip, on 01/12/2008, -2/+10what's the difference between a baby and a skateboard?
I can't ride a skateboard - AmICoolNow, on 01/12/2008, -8/+3What's the difference between a sandwich and a dead baby?
You don't have sex with a sandwich before you eat it. - sirdaz, on 01/13/2008, -2/+134chan people.. here?
- EmperorCheese, on 01/13/2008, -2/+2It's more likely than you think.
- nicholai, on 01/19/2008, -0/+1Also 12chan, 420chan and 711chan. They still need to make a 911chan for the neocons.
- scotsman, on 01/13/2008, -1/+4What's red and taps on glass?
A baby in a microwave. - lukasm, on 01/13/2008, -9/+1how do you make a baby cry twice?
wipe your bleeding ***** on its teddy bear.- CatalystDM, on 01/13/2008, -1/+3It's "How do you make a girl cry for the second time? Wipe the blood off your dick using her teddy bear."
- TrueJournals, on 01/13/2008, -5/+2How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
(Not technically a DEAD baby joke, but...) - skyfox2k, on 01/13/2008, -4/+7Whats the best thing about ***** 28 year olds?
Theres TWENTY of them!- xtc46, on 01/20/2008, -1/+1the joke doesnt work in writing, becasue you would need to write it as "what is the best part about ***** 20 8 year olds"
- smellytim, on 01/13/2008, -1/+4How many babies does it take to make a sandwich?
depends how thin you slice them. - Mr.Nibbles, on 01/13/2008, -4/+1whats purple, covered in pus and squeals?
a peeled baby in a bag of salt - iveywk, on 01/13/2008, -1/+1How long does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I forgot. I was to busy masturbating.
- NathanielJ, on 01/12/2008, -12/+97What's blue and yellow at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
- corneliusJones, on 01/12/2008, -5/+15what a tragedy...but it is the funniest pic i've seen on digg in weeks.
- Weejay, on 01/12/2008, -7/+61Welcome to 1999....
- purelithium, on 01/12/2008, -4/+40Wow back in 1999, you must have had a time machine so you could see this screenshot sometime after it was written in June 2001!
- Weejay, on 01/29/2008, -0/+1This is how sarcasm works mister, it doesn't have to be FACTUAL, I could even have used 1746 for all you know...
- TehSoM, on 01/12/2008, -2/+10Didn't you know? 1999 is making a comeback!
- Owwmykneecap, on 01/12/2008, -7/+3Lets party like its...
- ninja0, on 01/12/2008, -1/+61969
- ruyz, on 01/13/2008, -1/+6no
- tech42er, on 01/13/2008, -0/+6Should we party again?
- purelithium, on 01/12/2008, -4/+40Wow back in 1999, you must have had a time machine so you could see this screenshot sometime after it was written in June 2001!
- wazzamattawichu, on 01/12/2008, -2/+15Sometimes bad things happen on the internet
- MarvinK, on 01/12/2008, -4/+1oops... heh.
- Tomchei, on 01/12/2008, -5/+43Who is still using IE4??
- MemY, on 01/12/2008, -0/+33Lots of people were on Friday June 29... 2001
- blackdude, on 01/13/2008, -1/+14Ron Paul
- ruyz, on 01/13/2008, -6/+2hes netscape BUDDAY, get it right.
- blackdude, on 01/13/2008, -1/+1u fail
- ruyz, on 01/14/2008, -0/+2actually, no
- blackdude, on 01/13/2008, -1/+1u fail
- ruyz, on 01/13/2008, -6/+2hes netscape BUDDAY, get it right.
- sj200, on 01/12/2008, -20/+1I bet this was funny.
I will never know though, because the image was SO ***** SMALL I COULD'T READ THE DAMN THING! Buried.- dood, on 01/12/2008, -0/+3The folly of enormously high resolution screens, I suppose. 1280x800 here, and it's readable.
- tech42er, on 01/13/2008, -0/+2Ditto. 1200x800 represent.
- Sigma0, on 01/12/2008, -0/+21920x1200 here. sj200 just needs to get some eyesight.
- cbartlett, on 01/12/2008, -0/+5That's what control-scroll wheel is for.
- solidus636, on 01/12/2008, -0/+1ctrl-scroll wheel on images only works for Firefox 3 Beta...
- nakile, on 01/13/2008, -0/+4Or for everything on Mac OS X...
- solidus636, on 01/13/2008, -0/+2:(
- nakile, on 01/13/2008, -0/+4Or for everything on Mac OS X...
- solidus636, on 01/12/2008, -0/+1ctrl-scroll wheel on images only works for Firefox 3 Beta...
- dood, on 01/12/2008, -0/+3The folly of enormously high resolution screens, I suppose. 1280x800 here, and it's readable.
- whitkicks, on 01/12/2008, -1/+103friend of mine lived in harlem for awhile and saw a homeless man lit on fire...a week later they placed a candle on the spot he died in remembrance...........awkward.......
- banmaster, on 01/13/2008, -6/+1A roman candle? Coz those things are way cool.
- Chronchitis, on 01/12/2008, -8/+1Amazing
- satzzeichen, on 01/12/2008, -7/+1Just... lol! :-D
- Dauragon88, on 01/12/2008, -9/+3OHHH...........OOOH NOOOO D:
this is horribly funny - Schneckehaus, on 01/12/2008, -3/+2OH no you didn't.
- fittysix, on 01/12/2008, -4/+84This is NOT contextual advertising, this is pure old-fashioned bad timing of random ads, the image itself is from 2001
BTW here is a better pic: http://i13.tinypic.com/8fxlwr5.gif
and more actual contextual ads for additional content:
http://i1.tinypic.com/81p312a.jpg
and just messing with google:
http://i14.tinypic.com/87nc26d.jpg- xtc46, on 01/12/2008, -20/+2balalalala jihad?
retarded people who write things like that are the reason the world hates American (I assume it was an American)- doeboyfreshx, on 01/12/2008, -4/+15take a joke tard...
- Knucklecallus, on 01/12/2008, -0/+1My favorite contextual ad ever is the kitten one, the story itself fills me with a childish sort of glee
- Thoku, on 01/13/2008, -0/+0The kitten one is awesome. I think these issues show the true state of natural language processing.
- Yeknom, on 01/13/2008, -0/+4I can has first class?
I'm in ur boxez stealin ur trimmerz
LOLCAT FTW! - fastupfront, on 01/16/2008, -0/+0Thanks for the clarifaction - I like knowing the real story.
- xtc46, on 01/12/2008, -20/+2balalalala jihad?
- lordwow, on 01/12/2008, -3/+7Someone's going to be in some hot water over that... ooooh...
- rikwakefield, on 01/12/2008, -5/+1I probably shouldn't be laughing, but damn, probably the funniest thing I've seen all week. :oD
- JamesMorris, on 01/12/2008, -9/+2Older than the internet.
- TheAmbushAhead, on 01/12/2008, -2/+1Which would explain the use of IE4 while browsing the internet?
- sloonark, on 01/12/2008, -0/+2Yes, but what would explain your inability to understand humour?
- Kedyn, on 01/12/2008, -0/+2You know everyone hates the "Older than the internet" thing anyway.
- sloonark, on 01/12/2008, -0/+2Yes, but what would explain your inability to understand humour?
- tech42er, on 01/13/2008, -1/+1How the ***** could it be older than the Internet? Did they have Internet ads with stories before the Internet?
- TheAmbushAhead, on 01/12/2008, -2/+1Which would explain the use of IE4 while browsing the internet?
- dhl07, on 01/12/2008, -6/+1Thats kinda what happened back several years ago when the "New England Sniper" whole ordeal was going on. Our local classic rock radio station had programmed "Another bites the dust" to play in the morning, and one of the killings just so happened to occur about 10 mins before hand.
- ZincSaucier, on 01/12/2008, -2/+1kinda...
- Knucklecallus, on 01/12/2008, -1/+5That is totally different and really not that interesting at all
- ruyz, on 01/13/2008, -0/+1ya your story failed, on fire like the homeless. go swallow a knife.
that is all.
-alex - tech42er, on 01/13/2008, -0/+1There was a NE Sniper
- gerbilthemonkey, on 01/12/2008, -13/+5What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?
I don't have a ferarri in my garage. - BeavisMcSleavis, on 01/12/2008, -5/+13People still use Internet Explorer???
- sideshowmel91, on 01/12/2008, -4/+2This image is literally almost a decade old.
- ruyz, on 01/13/2008, -0/+8"literally almost"
- bingobongony, on 01/13/2008, -6/+1People still use iPods? (A bigger percetnage use IE than use iPods, by the way.)
People still use Google?- 80hd, on 01/13/2008, -0/+2I have no idea what the hell you're trying to say.
At Purdue's campus I can bet you could count 200 ipod buds per hour just by sitting on a bench near a sidewalk at mid-day.- bingobongony, on 01/13/2008, -4/+1The point is, the idioitc "People still use Internet Explorer" is an even dumber comment that people who might say "People still use iPods?" because Internet Explorer currently has a BIGGER percentage of the browser market share than iPods have in the MP3 player market. The answer is, yes...people DO still use Internet Explorer. Over 80% of them.
- sporg, on 01/13/2008, -0/+2Dreeeeeam Dream Dream Dream Dreeeeeam. Stop defending IE just because you post from a 486 PC running windows 3.1 and thats all you can use. How is that monochromatic screen holding up anyway?
- bingobongony, on 01/13/2008, -2/+1What am I dreaming of REALITY? Are you suggesting that IE does not have 80+% of he market? If so, you are willingly making yourself look ridiculous. That is not an opinion, but a very weidely acepted fact.
Oh, and..you don't even make sense. One of the little Firefox bitches ponts is that Firefox (and Opera, etc.) are not as bloated as IE. So, if IE is so bloated, then it would be LESS likely to be used on someone with an old computer.
You just aren't even TRYING to be intelligent anymore
- bingobongony, on 01/13/2008, -4/+1The point is, the idioitc "People still use Internet Explorer" is an even dumber comment that people who might say "People still use iPods?" because Internet Explorer currently has a BIGGER percentage of the browser market share than iPods have in the MP3 player market. The answer is, yes...people DO still use Internet Explorer. Over 80% of them.
- KniteWulf, on 01/13/2008, -0/+3Who the ***** _doesn't_ use Google? What do you use? Yahoo? Which uses Google's results??
- bingobongony, on 01/13/2008, -5/+1A bigger percentage of people in the browser market use Internet Explorer than who use Google for search. That is the obvious point I was making. Therefore, the old comment of "People still use Internet Explorer" is not only pathetic, but ridiculously inaccurate.
- tech42er, on 01/13/2008, -0/+1First of all, that was his point. IE is as ubiquitous as iPod and Google are ubiquitous. Second, Yahoo does not use Google's search results.
- 80hd, on 01/13/2008, -0/+2I have no idea what the hell you're trying to say.
- sideshowmel91, on 01/12/2008, -4/+2This image is literally almost a decade old.
- mrcybermac, on 01/12/2008, -7/+2The guilt over the laughter is tearing me up inside. Thanks Digg.
- Elohir, on 01/12/2008, -2/+98http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=black+people&ie=u ...
(Right hand side of screen)- cbartlett, on 01/12/2008, -1/+18Best/worst part about this: If you change your search to "white people" there is no corresponding ad.
- bob12321, on 01/12/2008, -7/+3Ad Block + FTW
- sloonark, on 01/12/2008, -5/+2What does it say? I have adblock.
- tango1110, on 01/13/2008, -1/+8It says black people at low prices.
- ruyz, on 01/13/2008, -1/+2i love it.
- xmkatx, on 01/13/2008, -1/+2I lolled at this from images: http://www.jamesblagden.com/ILLOblacks.html
- banmaster, on 01/13/2008, -2/+1Its funny because its true...
- loganarcher, on 01/13/2008, -0/+6The South Will Rise Again! But not our prices...
- tech42er, on 01/13/2008, -0/+1Sounds like something out of "CSA".
- Mish48, on 01/13/2008, -0/+3If there was a super digg button, you sir, would be on the receiving end of it.
Pure gold - Linkgx1, on 01/13/2008, -0/+0Oh god you need to digg this soon, or i will!!!!!!!!!1
- Calder0n, on 01/12/2008, -13/+8What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit - TimRogers, on 01/12/2008, -7/+2As old as the internet itself.
- stoikiometry, on 01/12/2008, -9/+14Grammar-nazi time: Since the command "burn" is being addressed to "baby," it should be "Burn, baby. Burn!" Without the comma, the verb "burn" is acting on "baby." You are being commanded to burn a baby. Oops.
- YourDoom123, on 01/12/2008, -2/+4I think that's the joke...
- paddyosmith, on 01/12/2008, -13/+1Baby's on fire
Better throw her in the water
Look at her laughing
Like a heifer to the slaughter
- brian eno - thewump, on 01/12/2008, -1/+1I know there's one out there where there was a Samsonite luggage banner on a news story about someone murdering their wife and sticking her in a suitcase.
- WaltDismal, on 01/13/2008, -0/+2And he tried to fly, and the TSA missed the body in the suitcase but took his water bottle?
- kicken18, on 01/12/2008, -2/+2I think the worst one I saw was on (i think it was)http://www.mirror.co.uk/ where there was a vid advert of some of a horror film comming out trailer was all about blood and usual horror stuff, then the article was about some women being murderd. perrsonally I think its funny but ya no
- myk7, on 01/12/2008, -4/+2At first I was like what? But then I was like ohhhh....
- Hagwag, on 01/12/2008, -3/+2Reminds me of the no. 30 bus that got blown up on 7/7. The side of the bus bore an ad for the film 'The Descent', with a quote from a reviewer.
The quote? 'Outright terror... bold and brilliant'. - sfacets, on 01/12/2008, -0/+2iomega: Tact is our middle name.
- banmaster, on 01/13/2008, -0/+3Didn't you hear, they change the middle name to "expensive" and then "irrelevant" not long after.
- PaulMassive, on 01/12/2008, -3/+10Dugg for Internet Explorer 4!
- TDot1980, on 01/12/2008, -7/+2Old picture is old.
- xrmb, on 01/12/2008, -0/+2I remember united ads on 9/11 stories, guess its happens all the time.
Buried for "of all-time", I'm from the future and I know thats nothing compared to whats coming! -
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