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- jebaird, on 12/02/2008, -5/+123I LOVE LAMP
- doiveo, on 12/02/2008, -24/+84It's called "out of stock". Also know as "sold out"
- inactive, on 12/03/2008, -1/+61Buried for Consumerist nitpicking.
- shawn1122, on 12/03/2008, -9/+58Both statements clearly say "Not sold in.." which implies that the lamp was never sold at the store or online at any point. It doesn't really say anything about stock or being sold out.
- Murse, on 12/02/2008, -3/+33Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
- Autodidaddict, on 12/03/2008, -4/+27But you can find it in the "beyond" section of Bed, Bath, and Beyond.
Actually, this "fail pic" kinda fails itself. It says the item is a clearance item. The stock status is obviously going to be updated before the online services team can remove the SKU or UPC code from the online items database. Anyone who has ever worked retail before understands this. Items get discontinued and then clearanced but still have to be liquidated through the system including regional and national warehouses) until finally once all of the stock is depleted they can remove it from the website. Removing the item from the website and or internal inventory systems while still having some in stock in either stores or online would be pointless and only assure the items would probably never get sold at any price. - feliks2, on 12/03/2008, -1/+23People are digging this? This is such a mediocre failure.
- WarnerK, on 12/03/2008, -2/+24Wow, a little low on material, Consumerist?
- nunlover, on 12/03/2008, -7/+25who needs lamps anyways when you can relax illuminated by burning churches...HAIL SATAN
- Tobey, on 12/03/2008, -1/+16That is one ugly ass lamp.
Also, really Consumerist? Really? - Elranzer, on 12/03/2008, -0/+11Actually, it said it was on clearance. Obviously, the product is no longer being made, but there's still a placeholder product page.
- vpshockwave, on 12/03/2008, -1/+11lol@nunlover. Perfect name for a church burning comment.
- mattamand, on 12/03/2008, -0/+8Suckers! I bought them all!!! You can have one for $127,000.
- ZincSaucier, on 12/03/2008, -1/+9someone commenting on the site says if you put in your zip code and the lamp isnt in a store near you it will say that
- jstem1994, on 12/03/2008, -0/+8Yes you can:
http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_ ... - EvoIII8, on 12/02/2008, -0/+7Oh no. I can't grab Lamp! Damn pre-rendered graphics...
- Zera, on 12/03/2008, -1/+71.) Stop being a bigot. Just because you don't live in a trailer park, doesn't make you better than people who do.
2.) If you think Target is significantly different in how it operates to how Wal-Mart operates, you're delusional. - inactive, on 12/03/2008, -2/+8Brick killed a guy, with a trident.
- IIECONII, on 12/03/2008, -5/+11I'm not Ron Burgundy?
- inactive, on 12/03/2008, -1/+7Consumerist is a load of *****.
- TheNyquilKid, on 12/03/2008, -1/+6I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
- WarnerK, on 12/03/2008, -1/+6Like Zera said, Target is just as bad as Walmart, just less successful. Do you really think Target would do things differently or more "ethically" if they were in Walmart's position? Of course not. This is a (mostly) capitalist economy.
- GREEDOnvrFIRED, on 12/03/2008, -1/+6The Consumerist: Reporting insignificant online typos for no good reason at all.
(and in this case not even a typo) - ovgreenman, on 12/03/2008, -0/+4Yep, the "story" has just been invalidated.
Story buried for inaccuracy. - inactive, on 12/03/2008, -5/+9Another lame submission by Consumerist. The only group that failed (and I am not using it as a noun here) is Consumerist, not Walmart. IT is simply a matter of real time updating of the inventory left, versus non-real time updating of the webpage itself. It is IMPOSSIBLE to do that, and this sort of thing happens to EVERY store from time to time.
- jedinate, on 12/03/2008, -0/+4If the lamp wasn't marked clearance, this would be a funny mistake. As it is ,it is just a store being slow to take its' clearance items off the website. Yawn
- TheFoshizzler, on 12/03/2008, -5/+8The Consumerist pisses me off...
- dak1963, on 12/03/2008, -0/+3who cares it's just a lamp!
- Mossman85, on 12/03/2008, -1/+4Is there a "stomp someone to death" option?
- lastoftheidiots, on 12/03/2008, -0/+3No lamp for you!
- GrantMVP, on 12/03/2008, -0/+3You come back. One year!
- ElbertF, on 12/03/2008, -0/+2Of course it's not for sale. LAMP is Open Source.
- Fritzed, on 12/04/2008, -0/+2What if you want the Hot Pink one?
http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_ ... - Jektal, on 12/03/2008, -0/+2Why, do you know someone with an average penis, or are you hoping you'll grow?
- rabidlemur, on 12/03/2008, -0/+2The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this Lamp is impossible to purchase, feel free to lose all hope!
- dmrick, on 12/03/2008, -0/+2i like your point.
- KableKiB, on 12/03/2008, -0/+2/join
- BugMeNot2, on 12/03/2008, -0/+2n has three points.
- nextekcarl, on 12/03/2008, -0/+2It does say Clearance, just below the name of the item.
- vinod1978, on 12/03/2008, -0/+2not usually, but this one? yeah...just dumb.
- inactive, on 12/03/2008, -2/+4Why? Are you 12, and therefore still giggle at the mere sound of the word penis?
- TheDude213, on 12/05/2008, -0/+1I hate this *****, it says clearance, I deal with this every day, clearance means, it is NO LONGER BEING MANUFACTURED. Every day I get this crap at my store (not walmart, thank god) and every day people come in with their vapid faces and ask "uhhh, uuuummm I need more of this" and I say "no, it's clearance" and the reply is "well uhhh, umm.... uhhh can you order any more" DIE IN A GOD DAMN FIRE.
- inactive, on 12/03/2008, -0/+1I am your father
- Trax91, on 12/03/2008, -1/+2I LOVE TURTLE
- Kyan, on 12/03/2008, -1/+2Spongebob squarepants invites everyone with a trident to his lamp party. Except Ron.
- selfprodigy, on 12/03/2008, -1/+2It was tainted with mercury.
- andy9590, on 12/03/2008, -0/+1Now, that's what I call "shoving it in your face".
- Godlike, on 12/03/2008, -0/+1And SMBC has a new punchline.
- mwalker05, on 12/03/2008, -0/+1why are they digging you down? i almost bought a laptop from circuit city that was listed as not available online or instore but said you could purchase over the phone. then i found a much better deal.
- mwalker05, on 12/03/2008, -1/+2im 22 and giggle at the word penis. seriously lighten up. you probably dont laugh at farts either. hell you probably dont even fart around people, and say "excuse me" if you let one slide on accident.
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