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- MookiBlaylock, on 05/09/2008, -2/+72That pic is every man's fantasy.
- mBrutis, on 05/09/2008, -2/+53*****, I had an affair with my receptionist at work some 12 years ago.
Been married to her now for 8 years. :) - ztiworoh, on 05/09/2008, -3/+52Don't dip your pen in the company ink... it can only lead to bad things
- skored, on 05/09/2008, -1/+34dugg for the picture. that is the best creative use of a book i have ever seen
- Quick2822, on 05/09/2008, -0/+31Sadly, this article doesn't apply to my company, as 98% of the women are overweight and 40+ years old.
- inactive, on 05/09/2008, -0/+31Take them sailing, if you're on a boat it's not gay.
- smcavoy, on 05/09/2008, -0/+30so you think....
- b04155, on 05/09/2008, -0/+27At least it was creative.
- Zipko, on 05/09/2008, -0/+26I work in an office where there's 10 employees, all male. I don't think this article applies to my company.
- inactive, on 05/09/2008, -0/+25I'm pretty sure my coworkers aren't getting laid anywhere except massage parlors.
- edebolt, on 05/09/2008, -2/+27George Costanza being confronted by his boss for having sex with the cleaning lady.
George: "Was that wrong should I not have done that?" - hokie47, on 05/09/2008, -0/+23Women are like parking spots the good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
- nickrct, on 05/09/2008, -0/+21Just when I was granted telecommuting access
- schoepsMS, on 05/09/2008, -0/+21Does a self-employed masturbator count as an office affair?
- nathangl, on 05/09/2008, -2/+21Meet me by the photocopier in 5 minutes beautiful. *smacks ass*. Proper Office Etiquette.
- teh_techie, on 05/09/2008, -1/+18I think, if you take what the article says into consideration... it's becoming SFW
- Witchbaby, on 05/09/2008, -0/+17...If I had known that type of thing was frowned upon...
- AndreRollins, on 05/09/2008, -3/+20The "return"? - It never left. In my opinion - whether single or married - you don't ***** where you eat. It's never a good thing.
- ChzPlz, on 05/09/2008, -0/+16Tell me about it. I used to work in a hotel, and started ***** the switchboard operator. At first it was awesome - I had a master key that opened all the rooms, and access to the computer system to confirm which were empty. Over 475 different options (if you only counted the guest rooms).
And then... we broke up. It wasn't pretty.
1) She put all my calls through to the wrong extension for a month
2) She sent me a tunafish sandwich by interoffice mail in a super-sealed waterproof envelope. And had it first "accidentally" sent to our head office on the other side of the country. I figure it took two weeks for it to finally get to me. Trust me - that doesn't smell good. - orias6891, on 05/09/2008, -0/+15Then you don't work in an office.
- b04155, on 05/09/2008, -0/+141) Don't get any bodily fluids near anything I may need to use or walk past
2) Don't let your work slip especially if it impacts anything I may be working on
3) Try to keep it at least semi-private
Other than that, knock yourselves out (or up). - Jwoey, on 05/09/2008, -0/+14or really anywhere but a toilet.
- yohnstoppable, on 05/09/2008, -2/+15I like how there are people in the background working as if nothing is unusual. I wish office blowjobs were so common as to be a non-issue where i work
- Hillsfar, on 05/09/2008, -0/+12It may be awesome while it's still going on strong. But the aftermath is never fun.
- robbymcdobby, on 05/09/2008, -2/+14...and some still aren't getting laid at all.
- JustLoren, on 05/09/2008, -1/+13He might not have meant extra-marital affair.
- ConceptualTrap, on 05/09/2008, -0/+12I didn't realize being on a boat was akin to being in prison.
- Xproject01, on 05/09/2008, -0/+11dugg for the felatious image and the guy in the background working normally
- sailadayaway, on 05/09/2008, -2/+12What if you work at a bar?
- apetrie, on 05/09/2008, -0/+10Think about how luck you are to have a "kick ass girlfriend". No random sex is worth losing something like that!
- drlha, on 05/09/2008, -1/+11True, as long as you follow these rules:
o Be Handsome..
o Be Attractive..
o and Don't Be Unattractive. - inactive, on 05/09/2008, -3/+12Oh yeah? Then tell me where the robe and wizard hat are!
- inactive, on 05/09/2008, -0/+9You haven't been anywhere and you definitely haven't done anything.
- Neoanarchist, on 05/09/2008, -2/+10Like a black dick? Or ink poisoning?
- tjClassic82, on 05/09/2008, -2/+10LOL, that is a great picture!
- Ninjaneer, on 05/09/2008, -1/+9you neeeeever know...
- xobarbarian, on 05/09/2008, -0/+8Met my wife at work, been together almost 15 years.
- morgino, on 05/09/2008, -0/+8Sometimes this stuff can work out. I used to work at a mortgage office and was banging the girl who "locked" the interest rate on loans. She was not allowed by the company to tell anyone that rates were going up or down until the company implemented them. She used to tell me beforehand what was happening and I would lock them accordingly, she saved me thousands! Turns out she was a complete slut but she helped pay for my trip to Bali!
- houndeyex, on 05/09/2008, -0/+7Cougars!
- JustLoren, on 05/09/2008, -0/+7Thank god she doesn't have that problem with you.
- frenchi, on 05/09/2008, -0/+6There are 82 engineers on my team. 6 of them are women... trust me you wouldn't want an affair with any of them.... The marketing girls are another story though...
- inactive, on 05/09/2008, -1/+7I am a Librarian, and there are a a few nice milfs here and a few nice college girls. Nice healthy flirtation and sexual tension always make work more interesting. I am hesitant to step to it though becuase A) I have a kick ass girlfrined, and B) I used to hoook up with girls at work when I waited tables, and sometimes that could get weird. A lot of girls tend to fall in love pretty easily.
- frontaxle, on 05/09/2008, -3/+9Talk about your Extended health benefits. That's my kinda wellness.
- heaintheavy, on 05/09/2008, -2/+8Don't ***** where you eat, my friend.
- Neoanarchist, on 05/09/2008, -2/+8Yea so don't ***** at home (where you eat) ***** at work (where you *****...I guess..).
- twrife, on 05/09/2008, -0/+6JIM!?!
- inactive, on 05/09/2008, -1/+7Don't ***** where you sleep either.
- Steinr, on 05/09/2008, -1/+6what book?
- thcobbs, on 05/09/2008, -0/+5Nah, its the blue ink you really have to watch out for.
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