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- TobiasParker, on 11/07/2009, -3/+28Guys I am suing the apple growers of america because of the phrase "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." All I ate for months are apples and now I am missing these ***** things called "Amino acids" and "protein".
- purewwfrage, on 11/07/2009, -0/+23Kellogg's marketing department is chronically full of *****. Last year their Frosted Mini Wheats box loudly proclaimed that eating their cereal for breakfast was clinically proven to increase kids' concentration and attentiveness at school by 20%. When I looked at the very fine print, the study was constructed so that one group of kids was fed Frosted Mini Wheats in the morning, while the control group was simply fed *no* breakfast at all. Guess which group performed better at school? /palmface
- tgc1, on 11/07/2009, -0/+16How about just making some *****' cereal and calling it a day? We don't need antioxidants in cereal. We get it form things like Fruit and Vegetables. Where it's supposed to come from.
- Speedy7, on 11/07/2009, -0/+13You disgraced the use of the Mays Lock.
- rocknog, on 11/07/2009, -2/+11They didn't use the word "boost." If you had actually RTFA, which at a whopping one page would've kept a retard like yourself up all night, you would've seen that the word they actually used was "support."
- InactiveUser, on 11/07/2009, -0/+7Kelloggs, the company that fed the worlds children sugar coated mineral fluff for 30 years or more and still does. The company that calls sugar coated rice husks healthy and shows adds of Iron Men eating carbonated oven dried caked bran with a 60% sugar binder and claims this is healthy. Yeah right...is that why kids crash at 11AM and the teachers are left scratching their heads?
- Speedy7, on 11/07/2009, -0/+5I like Rice Krispies.
- Tarkaan, on 11/07/2009, -0/+5If only the Koreans would do the same with Kimchi.
- Aeron, on 11/07/2009, -0/+5the wording of that sounded like Rice Krispies may have traces of swine flu...
- JoeNaguib, on 11/07/2009, -0/+3lmao!
That's the world of marketing for you!
"Studies show eating our product will enhance your performance in all aspects of life more so than the alternative!*
*alternatives tested included starvation, eating newspaper, and throwing ***** at monkeys." - TobiasParker, on 11/07/2009, -3/+6Legally they did nothing wrong, the media is just immune to *not* causing hysteria for no reason.
- smashTasker, on 11/07/2009, -0/+2Kellogg's is so full of *****. Everything they print on those boxes is total BS.
- NateHKA, on 11/07/2009, -0/+1Can't wait for South Park to have fun with this one.
- AlaskanDad, on 11/07/2009, -1/+2Boycotting Kellogg's still :)
- BossKey, on 11/07/2009, -0/+1Yeah, I agree and that's where I get mine...but the flaw there is that you have to actually get people to eat their fruits and vegetables.
'Seafarers' disease' scurvy on rise among children due to lack of vitamin C in diet
http://digg.com/health/Scurvy_on_rise_among_childr ... - wo0dy, on 11/08/2009, -0/+1The problem is not the cereal it's the people buying the cereal. You can buy cheerios you know people.... nothing it forcing you to buy the sugar and chocolate cereal.
- rpgguy1o1, on 11/07/2009, -1/+1my buddy lives right by a kellogs plant, and it's nice when they're making rice krispy squares and I'm hung over.
- allisonV12, on 11/09/2009, -0/+0Kellogg's rice
Soy milk
1/8 pound of Honey
Coffee....buzz buzz - RexOfRome, on 11/08/2009, -0/+0I've been boycotting them for over 20 years. When they started charging over $4.00 for a box full of air I decided to find other things to eat. I never went back.
- Phi01, on 11/07/2009, -1/+1Yeah Adventst *****.... so full of *****
- Phi01, on 11/07/2009, -5/+3***** You Kellogg
- sychodelix, on 11/07/2009, -3/+1People, it's not like they are claiming the cereal cures AIDS. They said, truthfully, that it supports your immune system and it does to an extent. If people are too stupid to realize that doesn't mean that your body isn't going to be able to prevent you from getting a virus that you haven't been exposed to before, then it isn't Kellogg's fault.
- Parrappa, on 11/07/2009, -4/+1You tried too hard.
- SpectralSounds, on 11/07/2009, -6/+1I'm not witty enough to come up with a "Snap, Crackle and Pop" joke in relation to this story. Surely there must be someone here that can.
Yes I'm calling you Shirley. - GamerX, on 11/07/2009, -6/+1FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
- allnuts, on 11/07/2009, -10/+2The problem is the word "Boost" which implies that it will make your immunity system work better than it is supposed to. This of course is impossible. If they change the word to "support" legally they would be fine as the products do contain vitamins that are necessary to keep your immune system functioning. But them implying that their products will supercharge your immune system to work better that what it was designed to is just plain false advertising.
- depro9, on 11/07/2009, -10/+1http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cJtmU-mgIy8/SVaJBIlJ2vI/ ...
Be safe be swine flu free! - Xaevier, on 11/06/2009, -15/+3SOMEBODY SAID SWINE FLU AND RICE KRISPIES IN THE SAME SENTENCE! PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!



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