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- dylan420, on 10/10/2007, -2/+378"What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?"
"A pilot you ***** racist" - CletusJones, on 10/10/2007, -16/+209I hate racism. And Puerto Ricans.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -57/+202what does a black kid get for Christmas?
your bike.
how do you stop a black guy from drowning?
take your foot off his head.
whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza?
a pizza can feed a family.
its funny because its wrong and we know we shouldn't laugh, just like jokes about pedophiles, dead celebs and 9/11 - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -6/+99Wow, you must be bored stupid working there. Every workplace needs: 1 Racist, 1 Religious bigot, 2 Old Ladies who know EVERYTHING that's happening and are more than happy to tell you, and at least 15% of the workforce who can easily get away with doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in a day and still get paid more than you (I fall into this category (I never thought I'd get bored of google)).
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -2/+85"Figuring out how to react when a co-worker makes a racist joke can be extremely difficult. If you don ’t call the person out on [her] racism, you seem to be condoning the behavior. But if you do say something, you risk alienating [him] and sabotaging your working relationship."
I'd be too amazed that my coworker changed sexes in the middle of telling the joke. - spamly, on 10/10/2007, -8/+87I've got a coworker that likes to say things like, "I jew'ed down the car dealer to get a good price." When he says that I tell him, "I'm going to the bathroom to drop a [insert his name here]."
It's amazing how much that guy hates me.
I'm pleased. - Conwaysb0718, on 10/10/2007, -4/+77"There's only two things I can't stand in this world. Those who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch."
- carinishead, on 10/10/2007, -10/+76What's white on top and black on bottom?
Society - Virak, on 10/10/2007, -15/+73I'm what would often be described as a "liberal hippy douchebag" (though I personally think all political parties ***** suck), and I dugg you up. This 'political correctness' ***** pisses me off. It's okay to joke about white people but not black people, heterosexuals but not homosexuals, and men but not women? What the *****? It makes a mockery of the concept of equality.
- turnthepage, on 10/10/2007, -23/+74My hero, Abraham Lincoln once said that if you are a racist, I will attack you with the North. And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.
- nedzeve, on 10/10/2007, -5/+56What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA - creiss74, on 10/10/2007, -10/+60I like to laugh at racism. It takes the power away from the racists.
- kaelyiesta, on 10/10/2007, -23/+70Some diggers need to learn the meaning of a joke. This kind of PC ***** is running rampant but I will not bend. A joke is a joke is a joke. Unless the ***** saying it actually means it, stop taking yourself so ***** seriously. The words fag, *****, cracker, and whatever else you can think of are just words. It's the meaning behind them that is important. Context and symmantics matter, not the word itself.
- Kelgann, on 10/10/2007, -44/+89How to respond to a racist joke:
"Laugh." - murphygr, on 10/10/2007, -4/+47white people are stuffy and love mayo or they're rednecks and love their sisters, black people like watermelon, asian people cant drive and are good at math, and spanish people are lazy. it's funny because it's rediculous. im irish, so is my basement filled with potatos and whiskey? maybe, but i dont take offense
- nedzeve, on 10/10/2007, -11/+53What do you call a thousand white people at the bottom of the ocean?
The Titanic - bbrigg1, on 10/10/2007, -13/+54You're forgetting dead baby jokes.
Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
A: One dead baby nailed to 10 trees. - dylan420, on 10/10/2007, -3/+43Dude, EVERYONE knows only Arabs can be terrorists.
- tizz66, on 10/10/2007, -3/+39I agree with you, but I've got to pull you up on this 'liberal hippy douchebag' comment. Do you actually know the meaning of 'liberal'? Are you aware that it's fundamentally a liberal philosophy that everyone should be free to say and do what they want?
Liberal isn't a dirty word guys, in fact it's the foundation of what the US stands for. - lava, on 10/10/2007, -12/+46I'm Mexican and I think racist jokes are funny. The problem with society isn't the jokes, but the oversensitive pricks.
What's the name of the mexican telephone company?
Taco Bell. - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -14/+47Luckily racism isn't a huge problem where I work. The work force at my job is split pretty even between Whites, Blacks, and Hispanics, all who are good people and workers.
- RedRummy, on 10/10/2007, -3/+35Bored of goolge? try typing something into the box and hit enter..
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -5/+37Buried for racism, its "Caucasian Bread"
- scrimaxinc, on 10/10/2007, -7/+37I think you mean what's BETTER than 10 babies nailed to a tree.....
How do you fit 1,000 dead babies in a trunk?
- A blender.
How do you get them out?
- Nachos. - 2point71, on 10/10/2007, -18/+47and diggers respond to this post with more racist remarks. great.
- Moskie, on 10/10/2007, -18/+46What's the best thing about 37-year-olds?
There's thirty of them. - HypocriteDigg, on 10/10/2007, -5/+32What's even funnier is if you tell a racist or religious joke which involves the joke tellers race or religion, it will piss them off. $&%^$ hypocrites.
- FadieZ, on 10/10/2007, -1/+28Somehow the joke doesn't have the same ''oompf'' when typed.
- DiggzDE, on 10/10/2007, -7/+33I laugh at racist jokes because they are meant to be funny. That is why they are still considered jokes. It usually just focuses on an extreme stereotype that is sometimes true, but often mainly isn't. It is humor and it is something that I believe the world is quickly forgetting about.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -5/+31you mean "What's the best thing about having sex with 37-year-olds?"?.
- Jonmad17, on 10/10/2007, -3/+29Don't worry.We hate ourselves.
- harmonix, on 10/10/2007, -8/+32I never have to face this type of racist crap.
Of course, if could be because I live in Utah.
The land of white bread and mayo. - CZzyzx41, on 10/10/2007, -4/+26Why can't Helen Keller drive?
No...
Cause she's a woman. - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -8/+27You THINK people you work with are good people but you don't know. Some of them could be the same idiots who log into digg and make jokes about "*****" and "towel heads". The problem is that most people who are racist are cowards and won't reveal themselves to you directly unless they think you're on their side, "one of the good ones", or they have some sort of anonymity (sp?)..internet.
Yes I know it sounds like paranoia, but it's something that you have to live with..in this country anyway. I'm not saying you should walk around thinking every person with a different skin color than yours is out to get you..but don't think they'll treat you the same either. Regardless of what color you are and what color they are ("every black person isn't your friend, every white person isn't your enemy" is a quote most black kids have heard sometime in their life). I work in an environment that could be considered pretty diverse but I wouldn't for a second let myself be fooled into thinking that there are not people around me who are simply putting on the "good guy" face in the office and are really complete utter bigots in private. Especially in corporate america.
/rant - DiggzDE, on 10/10/2007, -9/+28@soulmist: Buried for being a pretentious dick.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -11/+30LOL, What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave. - ajchavar, on 10/10/2007, -8/+27an 8 year old and a pedophile walk into the woods at night, the 8 yr old goes, "boy these woods are scary," the pedophile goes, "yeah, but at least you wont be the one walking out alone"
whats better than sex with an 8 yr old vietnamese boy?
nothing.
both of those jokes have absolutely terrible morals, and hopefully no one laughs at them because they somehow agree with them, but the point is they're unsettling and funny and not PC, and most people cant help but laugh at them. - caliyankee, on 10/10/2007, -2/+20What did you say!? Oh...DIGgers...
- nedzeve, on 10/10/2007, -5/+23What do you call100 white guys chasin one black guy?
The PGA tour. - HypocriteDigg, on 10/10/2007, -2/+20That's funny, I live in Utah and have to listen to racist 'jokes' all day at work.
- jdh24, on 10/10/2007, -4/+21Exactly. Racism loses its punch when it's not taken seriously. If people just laughed at racists and their comments instead of proving to them that it affects people still, then racism would be significantly reduced.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -2/+19this is the first white racist joke i think i have ever heard, its funny actually lol
- thakidd, on 10/10/2007, -8/+25Q: What's big, long, and white? A: I still don't know yet.
Q: What's the difference between a white man and a snake? A: One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
Q: What does a white woman and a tampon have in common? A: They're both stuck up *****.
Q: Why do so many white people get lost skiing? A: It's hard to find them in the snow.
Q: What do you call a white man with a sheep under each arm? A: A Pimp.
Q: What's the difference between a white whore and a bitch? A: The white whore would screw everybody in the room and the bitch would ***** everyone but you
Q: How is spoiled milk and a fat white girl's legs alike? A: They're both white and chunky
Q: Why is it so hard to find white racist jokes? A: Cause being white is bad enough
Q: Why do white people like to have sex in front of the mirror? A: Objects may be larger than they appear. - picosan, on 10/10/2007, -0/+16wish those folks criticizing Capcom's Resident Evil 5 shared your sentiments.
- SirGunslinger, on 10/10/2007, -8/+24I prefer having a jew... he does my taxes, and GREAT masonry work!
- robdiggity, on 10/10/2007, -6/+22Digger please
- nedzeve, on 10/10/2007, -4/+20What's white and twelve inches?
A ruler. - SpoonMachine, on 10/10/2007, -3/+18But that's still treating groups of people differently based on their skin color, *****.
- grahambot, on 10/10/2007, -6/+21You know you've spent too much time using Norton Anti-virus when you try to spell "semantics" and it comes out "Symmantics."
- Kelgann, on 10/10/2007, -19/+34And that's why you'll be forced to spend the rest of your life eating out Al Sharpton's ass for a living. Quite tragic.
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