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- bullsfan03, on 10/10/2007, -2/+37When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?"
Sh-t, no man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that - bromac, on 10/10/2007, -4/+34Here's an idea. Imagine someone else going to work, working 16 hours a day and making barely enough to feed their family. That's after they skip meals and pick the rocks out of their rice.
Then realize you're just a spoiled middle-class citizen and your day really isn't that bad. Get over it, and stop being ungrateful for the relatively easy lives we all live. In all of human history, you've probably the best off. It's seriously not that bad. Unless it is. Then I'm sorry. - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -1/+23Based on your name, I assume you mean gay porn?
- dvsbastard, on 10/10/2007, -1/+20I'll take the coke addict over the guy with no sense of humour any day...
- andrewcsayer, on 10/10/2007, -4/+22A big line of coke first thing in the morning helps too.
- kablammo, on 10/10/2007, -2/+18liquor and whores.
- Alex2, on 10/10/2007, -2/+15Step 1. Call in sick to work.
Step 2. Go to the nudie bar.... - dvsbastard, on 10/10/2007, -0/+13The common theme in this article is that work can (and does) ruin your day...
So don't go to work... Fantastic! - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11http://digg.com/users/MikeyisaFag/profile
Seems he's really proud of the fact too. - funkspiel, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9Wake 'n bake.
- Dundasbro, on 10/10/2007, -1/+9Same in his myspace - http://www.myspace.com/hi_im_mikey
(Isn't all this stalking creepy much?) - jpwhitmore, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8way ahead of you
- MikeyisaFag, on 10/10/2007, -8/+16Porn.
- sittered, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7Here's a question: why does it matter?
- Spoomeister, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Don't the fizzy bubbles kinda sting, though?
...
Wait. Are we talking about the same Coke? - neko, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Or a big fat placebo!
- euro22, on 12/17/2008, -2/+8I like the way you think. That's how I usually get through hard days - knowing no matter how ***** your day is your still better off than 90% of the world.
Ex:
"Ohhh *****, I just lost $3,000 in a cockfight! My life is ruined. :( :( :("
"...but atleast I'm not a starving kid in Africa!! :) :) :)" - bromac, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5It's not that.
It's being grateful you had $3000 to blow on a cockfight. - cygnus2112, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4If there is one thing I hate it's fake-ass happy people with their fake-ass smiles at work. It makes me want to bring in a shotgun and ... whoa.. is this thing recording?
- Spoomeister, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Word. I totally agree.
It's very obvious this article was written for the middle-to-upper-middle-class paper-pusher, and not for people who really have to work to earn a living.
Or in other words, trying stopping a taxi driver, truck driver, school teacher, policeman, etc. on the street and give them this advice with a straight face. Hey, truck driver, get up 30 minutes earlier than the o-dark-30 that you do! Hey, policeman, EASE into your workday, don't face down criminals or do testimony in criminal cases or fill out a bazillion bureaucratic forms on an empty stomach!
LOL - SingingMongoose, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4I hear that if you smoke self-help books, that makes your day a lot better
- colto, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5It's confirmed! Take a look at his myspace picture: http://www.myspace.com/hi_im_mikey
- shampoovta, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3"Vary your route to work as much as you can." This is a good strategy I use when I feel the burnout coming on.
I also think taking a moment to stretch, walk in my garden with my coffee helps me clear the decks for action. A ton of people in my town walk or run in the mourning. - bromac, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4lol
Better? I actually did laugh at this joke. But this isn't a joke for everyone. Just sayin' - nreynolds, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3how do you know *he's* mikey?
- Thorin, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Cycling to work really sets me up for the day, and the thought of cycling home at the end of the day keeps me going all through the day, no matter how much ***** comes my way.
- geuisteses, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2this happened to me today. started with a great attitude, then some ***** just set the tone for the rest of the day
- cygnus2112, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Because based on random samplings of 1000 Digg users, saying "gay porn" is 23.2% funnier than using just plain old "porn".
- bobcrotch, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3Or you can simply realize that living within your means (unlike most Americans, or middle class citizens) is your main source of financial woes. Don't feel bad for other people to justify your life being any less *****. Why not take steps to stop making your life ***** instead of grieving for things that you have no plan or intention on fixing, other than complaining about to make you feel better about your self in some twisted sense of charity.
This is why I can't stand jerk offs like you. - OwdenBowden, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2I just tell everyone to: Go ***** Yourself.
And for the people on Digg that Digg Me Down - Go ***** Yourself.
See - I'm feeling better already. - tutivlahos, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Friend#1: You’re so lucky, you went to a great college, have money and you’re so smart and will probably accomplish more by the time you’re 30 then I will in my entire life.
Friend#2: Are you serious? I’ve always envied you. People expect so much out of me. I’ve never been able to have a life because of studying and other schoolwork. If I get less then an A, people freak out like I got an F. I may accomplish that much, but with all the pressure on me I’ll probably be insane by the time I’m 35. In so many ways, I wish I could just be a regular guy with normal expectations and a normal life.
Friend#1: Wow, I honestly never looked at it that way. I guess it's true that the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. - doubleaught, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2"Never, never start your day with distractions, like checking e-mail. It eats up time and leaves you feeling pressured and stressed when you snap out of it and discover most of the morning has been spent on useless trivia."
Not checking my email? Maybe in your job! Although this comes off snooty, when you own your own business keeping up on correspondence is critical. (yes even in extremely small businesses like mine) I'd think this would be true for quite a few people.
I'd think advice like this is best when it applies to everyone, such as his breakfast or priorities suggestions. Even the quoted statement above would be better off without "like checking e-mail" - not starting out with distractions is a good idea. - bromac, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2***** you. The story of the 16 hour days and rocks out of rice is from my Step Mother. I don't use her to make myself feel better.
I use the things I have to make me feel better instead of being an ingrate. - bobcrotch, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_of_thumb#Domestic_violence.2Fdiscipline
I really love the term 'rule of thumb' - bobcrotch, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2I prefer the term self medicating.
- bromac, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Looks like Digg's in denial.
- Thorin, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1That's what I'd be doing if I had to drive in or come on the bus! ;)
- ClOlD, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I just moved away from my job after many years of solid work, and am LOVING not having to get up for work. I didn't take many vacations while working, so I have a ton of saved-up days that converted to cash when I quit. In a few months I'll have to finally find something new, but number one on this list should be DON'T BE TETHERED TO A JOB.
- BassJunkie, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I'd have to agree there, I feel more alert and ready to go having cycled in! For me being a keen cyclist helps, so any excuse to get out on my bike is welcomed! Not many people who can say they look forward to the commute to work is there :-) On the occasions where I do have to get the train in (usually only when I switch locations as I have more to carry then my cycling bag can contain) I just dread the train ride home as it's so packed and spend most of the time when I walking watching the cyclist's wizzing past thinking I should be on mine!!
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Morning.
- bobcrotch, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Oh I must have been mistaken. I'm sorry.
/sarcasm - Tippis, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1It's not the 1890s any more. so no...
...although some would argue... - cygnus2112, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I'm not into cockfights. I prefer hens.
- bootstrap, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1don't leave the house
- BossKey, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Oh man...I read that as "Crying to work really sets me up for the day..."
- Tankslap, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1If you lost a cockfight, the $3000 part isn't the worst of it.
- MadHarvey, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2I have a good job. I'm an engineer--something I've always wanted to be. I really like the things I work on every day...
But there is just something about selling hours of my life for less than 50 bucks that I can't get past. When you work even just 8 hours a day, it leaves little time to do anything else. It just feels like time goes by so fast. Even though I like what I'm doing at work, it just feels like ***** prison, and there's no way out. I will give something like 80000 irreplaceable hours of my life to some corporation that I don't really care that much about. What else could I do with 80,000 hours? I would like to think there is something better, and there is, but none of those things generate income.
I don't think there is anything some website is going to say to make me feel better about that. If I am going to work, its pretty much guaranteed that its not going to be a 'Fantastic!' day, and unfortunately, thinking about people digging rocks out of their rice doesn't help for some reason... - Animental, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0"It's the best day everrrrrrrrrrr!"
- codmate, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1Here's are my personal top tips for a happier, more fulfilling life.
1 - Don't waste your time reading the ***** on Lifehack - bullsfan03, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1Guys look i can digg down somebody's stupid reply! lol!!!
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